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SNCA:Nicaragua

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Nicaragua is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Maje this page is Brappy.

Eat some picositos, a gallo pinto drink some horchata before you read this page you cerote o algo

Nicaragua is full of pedos!
You can help by notifying the authorities, and also by ordering 'za to xir house

Pedo-meter 3000:


Nicaragua also known as Niggaragua It is a country located on the SNCA Central American continent, near Bukeleland (El Salvador), bordering Honduras and Costa Rica. (Americans visit this country every single year).

Nicaragua is a disastrous country controlled by a communist system—a cheap copy of Venezuela's dictatorial regime.

Niggas (an alternative term for Nicas) are notable for having the same level of national pride as Mexicans—despite their country being worse than them.

Ronald Reagan and The Contras Controversy[edit | edit source]

Ronald Reagan, along with Vice President Bush, were ALMOST thrown to jail due to the Illegal shipments of weapons (and also drugs) to a revolutionary group known as the Contras, whose objective was to wipe out the guerrillas (or socialists). Here's a resume:

Resume

Characteristics of Nicaraguans[edit | edit source]

Average Teenagers are characterize for their highly horny activities (10 times higher as a fact) and most of their activities are either composed by wannabe gangsta actions or most of time acting like a bunch of freaks with a weird sense of humor.

But Meanwhile adults most of the time are characterized for simply maintaining a hard posture, but irresponsibility.

Nicaragua is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere