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Ignatius

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Ignatius is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Ignatius is a soyjak variant traced from Spanish comedian Ignatius Farray. Due to his age on the 'ru, he likely originates from 4cuck or early soot era sharty. Ignatius can be grouped with Science Lover, Shirtjak, and Tewi due to them all wearing shirts, however Ignatius is the only one that has a template version of him shirtless.

Daily Life[edit | edit source]

Unlike most soyjaks who prefer to live in a walkable city, Ignatius lives in a wooden pod that he built himself in a rural forest. Due to him not being able to reach supermarkets on his bike fast enough, Ignatius has to create his own soy milk by drinking straight from the tit of the almond, as well as eating his bugs raw. This cabin lifestyle has cut in a lot to Ignatius's time so he must sacrifice his personal hygiene of showering and shaving in order to keep up with this lifestyle. Because he doesn't have to spend his wagie money on soylent and prepackaged bugs, Ignatius has the monetary freedom to afford much more luxurious goyslop than the normal 'jak can. He spends his money on tabletop miniatures, World of Warcraft, and high tier Patreon subscriptions to his favorite porn game developers; so he can get the latest version right away instead of pirating it like a selfish little fuck. Ignatius will often invite over his good friend Imhotep to his pod to engage in tabletop games, roleplay in WoW, and maybe even have lengthy goon sessions together. While he respects Dr. Fauci and gets himself and his dogs vaccinated with boosters right away, he instead idolizes the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Ignatius Shirtless
    Ignatius Shirtless
  • Ignatius making his own soymilk and eating his bugs raw
    Ignatius making his own soymilk and eating his bugs raw
  • Ignatius carrying Imhotep
    Ignatius carrying Imhotep
  • Science Lover
    Science Lover
  • Wholesome
    Wholesome
  • Drinking his soylent, soy milk, and sproke at the same time
    Drinking his soylent, soy milk, and sproke at the same time
  • Using his binoculars in order to spy on others
    Using his binoculars in order to spy on others
  • As a sniper
    As a sniper
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