Argentina

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Argentina, officially the Argentine Republic, is a country from the southern Cone in South America. It is best known for the massive shitalian immigration during WW2, which along with many other factors lead to a high development the country has been losing to oblivion since the 70's (but it's going up again these years), and heavily influenced their modern gastronomy and dialect. It's also the origin of argentinians being depicted with bug noses which is a common facial feature in Italy.

History

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The origins of the Argentinians can be traced back to the mixing between Spanish colonizers and the Injun tribes in the Viceroyalty of Río de La Plata, however some years after being liberated from Spain by José de San Martín and their declaration of independence on 9th July 1816, a wave of European immigration promoted by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento's government would fill the country with raycis yt devils who would mix with the mestizos in the area, creating a race of 75% european niggers with white skin who think they're the master race. Julio Argentino Roca, the President from 1880 to 1904, enacted TID [he didnt even kill all the indigenous tribes] because of how ugly they were. The rest of their history would consist of losing or giving up every single conflict they entered asides of the Triple Alliance War where they gang raped paraGAY.

Falklands War

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This crumpet is an English win.

The Falkland Islands, called "Islas Malvinas" by coping Argentinians, are literal SNCA islands on the south of Argentina, occupied by the British since 1833 (Argies didn't even give a fuck back then, not even when brits along the french assaulted the Paraná river and got BTFO'd).

In 1982, Argentina started a retarded war to take back the Falkland islands from the British, who had a thrembillion times more powerful army, as a last-ditch effort to save their debilitated public image. The British had support from Chile, who offered strategic points on their territory. Unsuprisingly, they lost the war and 649 niggers (most of them cacas who just turned 18 and didn't know how to use a rifle) died for nothing. Argentinians still leak and have a very controversial image because of this war and other decisions of their military dictatorship to this day.

Is Argentina white?

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Percetange of white people in Argentina. GEEEEEG THEY ARE STILL WHITER THAN FRANCE GEEEEEEEEG

Short answer: Yes. Argentina is way whiter when compared to other latinx countries, albeit it falls short when compared to the european countries they like to project themselves on.

Due to the recent immigration from African countries in Europe, it's safe to asume that Argentina is the last country for real europeans to move on, but, the country still has some crimes happening on their mayor cities (not as often as pre-2023)

Argentina is also known for also having borderline zero niggers unlike other latinx countries (e.g Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela), because since slavery was abolished there was no reason to import them. The remaining niggers were eventually erased by being used as cannon fodder in the 1800s wars, dying in epidemics, being outnumbered by european migration and getting ultimately bred out of existence. The idea that landlords sold their slaves to brapzil when slavery was abolished in 1813 is just a myth. Natives were anihilated by both the spaniards in the colonial era, and the Argentinian military afterwards. Who could've guessed spears and arrows were no match to cannons and muskets? Geg.

According to the 2022 census, 2.3% of Argentinians are indigenous and only 0.7% are black.[1][2] By strict definition Argentina is not a white majority country, but it's certainly one of the whitest countries in the niggerhell known as South America, right behind Uruguay which is around 90% white (albeit this is partly because they have a smaller population).

Mestizos

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Mestizos can be clasified as the niggers of Argentina, being 25% european and 75% indigeous and having a brownish skin color. They are actively being genetically removed by white people reproducing with other white people, and them dying of poverty because actively vote for communist and socialist goverments GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG GEEG🗝️

Studies suggest that although around 80% of Argentina's population identifies as white, the genetic composition of the average Argentinian is 75% european, 23% redskin and 2% nigger, making most of them just white skinned castizos/mestizos. This may vary depending on the province or city.

Provinces

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  • Buenos Aires - Large cow meat exporter, buck-broken by its Metropolitan Area
  • Uruguay
  • Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires - Niggerfaggotkike shithole nobody likes (literally the origin place for everything that is wrong with the country)
  • Córdoba - famous for the fernet and for its accent, which is different from other Argentinians. He tried to become independent o algo.
  • Santa Fe
  • Jujuy - Bolivian colony. Blackest province in the entire country🔒
  • Formosa - Paraguayan colony
  • Chaco - Bolivian colony ½
  • Santiago del Estero - Southspic Alabama
  • Misiones - Taken from Paraguay during the Triple Alliance War
  • Corrientes - Whitest province in the entire country🗝️. Also the province with the lowest homicide rate of 0.9, lower than Great Britain, Sweden and Iceland (hmmm i wonder why...)
  • Tucumán
  • Salta
  • Catamarca
  • Entre Ríos
  • San Luis
  • San Juan
  • Mendoza
  • La Rioja
  • La Pampa
  • Neuquén
  • Rio Negro
  • Chubut - Best known for a welsh community that was formed around the 1860's and Right Whale sightings
  • Santa Cruz
  • Tierra del Fuego - Coldest city on the entire country (pop. 82,615 (2022), an ACTUAL city btw). Almost everyone living in there is depressed from the cold environment

Notable People

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In the Soysphere

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Sharty

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SoyBooru

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  • Garf: Says he has Argentine ancestry but that changes every once in a while. He actually lives in Ohio.
  • Sabiopajin: Countrywar veteran.
  • Dysprosium: Hornycuck who got banned by the antichrist for following porn accounts on xitter.

Else where

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See also

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Snopes

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240710224845/https://censo.gob.ar/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/c2022_tp_poblacion_afrodescendiente_c1.xlsx
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20250614215039/https://censo.gob.ar/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/c2022_tp_poblacion_indigena_c1.xlsx
  3. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0243-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16724274.html
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