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{{Infobox country
|name= Lebanese Republic
|native_name= ''الجمهورية اللبنانية''
|capital=Beirut
|religion= [[Islam]] (53.31%)
[[Christianity]] (41.40%)<br>
[[Religion|Druze]] (5.21%)
|ethnic_groups= [[Arabs]] (95%)
[[Armenia|Armenians]] (4%)
|image= [[File:Flag of Lebanon.svg|240px]]
|established= November 22, 1943
|population=5,364,482
|government= Joseph Khalil Aoun (President)}}
'''Lebanon''' is a failed French investment that turned out into a beautiful, rich and culturally affluent nation tragically turned into a middle-eastern shithole surprisingly very recently (only in 2019), to the point where even [[Brazil|Brapzil]] and [[Argentina]] are better, as most Lebanese people live there. It is a country located between [[Syria]] and [[Palestine]], and because of this, it has been the victim of {{Echo|Israel's}} targeting and Syria's as well.


'''Lebanon''' is a failed French investment that has turned into a middle-eastern shithole, to the point even [[Brazil|Brapzil]] is better, as most Lebaneses do live there currently.
Lebanese people have indeed ancient Phoenician DNA, whilst [[Arab]] DNA makes only some of their genetics. Lebanese people carry certain amounts of European admixture, including: Italian, Greek and sometimes even northern Europe. This is due to many different European civilizations settling in Lebanon over hundreds of years, including the French Empire, The Romans and the Crusaders. Lebanese people like to claim they are Pheonicians, which I mean yeah, since samples identified by soyentists revealed that Lebanese people today have mainly West Asian and other influences like Caucus hunter gatherers and something like 5-10% WHG + Steppe DNA, showing that they were influenced by many different populations over history.<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5544389/</ref>
 
[[File:Panorama-byblos-old-town-jbeil-lebanon-view-panorama-byblos-old-historic-town-jbeil-lebanon-225728207.webp|thumb|341x341px|[[Calm|tfw no jews are around]].]]
 
== Relationship with the Soy-sphere ==
Despite the Soy-sphere harboring a very low amount of Lebanese people, the few that existed became somewhat prominent figures, for example, [[Joel]], who was a booru namefag before being subsequently banned for his affiliations with [[Discord|der'cord]] and the alleged creator of slopjaks. Besides him, there was the coder of the shemmy, [[Codefag]], who is Lebanese. [[Joel]] claim to be half-lebanese, however Snopes has to fact-check this.


== Fun Facts about Lebanon ==
== Fun Facts about Lebanon ==


* The lesbianese claim they're phoenicians due to DNA tests made by [[Jews|(((them)))]], in reality they're a bunch of arabs that rape babies
* The lebanARYANS claim they're <s>Phoenicians due to DNA tests made by [[Jews|(((them)))]]</s>        > (Only genealogies reveal deeper ancestry you dumb niggerfaggot not a simple 23andmi test o algo), in reality they're Ayrabs, but carry different genetic components.
* They managed to commit the largest economic fuck up known in the last 150 years.<ref>[https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/lebanon/overview#:~:text=The%20Spring%202021%20Lebanon%20Economic,US%2423.1%20billion%20in%202021. https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/lebanon/overview#:~:text=The%20Spring%202021%20Lebanon%20Economic,US%2423.1%20billion%20in%202021.]</ref>
* They managed to commit the largest economic fuck up known in the last 150 years.<ref name=":0">https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/16/queer-palestinians-lgbtq-israel-pride-flags-gaza-conflict-pink-washing</ref>
* Lebanon's main river is filled with shit<ref>https://www.ecomena.org/litani-river/</ref>
* [[India|Lebanon's main river is filled with shit]]<ref name=":1">https://www.ecomena.org/litani-river/</ref> <-- Blâme la corruption et les juifs pour cette connerie btw
* It is the third highest indebted country in the world<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon</ref>
* It is the third highest indebted country in the world<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon</ref>
* 80% of lebanon's population lives under the poverty line<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon</ref>
* 80% of lebanon's population lives under the poverty line<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon</ref>
* Despite it allegedly being a maronite country(eastern catholics that follow some saint called Maron) 70% of its population is muslim<ref>https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/lebanon/</ref>
* The largest religions in Lebanon are Christianity (Maronite) and Islam (Sunni and Shia).<ref>https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/lebanon/</ref>
* 1 dollar is equal to 90000 Lebanese pounds.
*1 dollar is equal to 90000 Lebanese pounds. Used to be one of the strongest at 1500 a dollar, basically as strong as Canada's currency for comparison.
* It is the most corrupt shithole on earth, all of their billionaires are politicians.
*It is the most corrupt shithole on earth, all of their billionaires are politicians.
* Lebanon's former prime minster gave out 16m$ to a south african model.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html?smid=url-share https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html]</ref>
* Lebanon's former prime minster gave out 16m$ to a south african model.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html?smid=url-share https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html]</ref>
* The lebanese army is weaker than hezbollah.
*<s>The lebanese army is weaker than hezbollah</s> Deboonked because they got raped by the [[Jews|IDF]]
* The lebanese people get to enjoy 2 hours of electricty every day.<ref>https://beirut-today.com/2020/07/10/lebanon-two-hours-electricity/</ref>
*Lebanon was held under [[SNCA:Syria|Syrian]] occupation for 30 years which made them [[Transgender|feminine]] due to submission to the [[Syria|Syrians]]
* Lebanon ranks the 191 globally in terms of internet speed.
* The Lebanese people get to enjoy 6-8 hours of electricity every day with claims of further improving it to 12, however there are other cheap alternatives widely in use, like solar power or private diesel generators.<ref>https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1449643/edl-announces-return-to-normal-electricity-supply.html</ref>
*Lebanon ranks the 191 globally in terms of internet speed. (But private service providers can give you 20 mbps, which is not bad and lets you play video games)
* They are known for being the [[Lie|gayest]] Arab country aside from [[Israel]] (because Israel is the [[Faggot|faggiest]] with the [[Truthnuke|highest pro-LGBTQ index]]) <ref>https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/16/queer-palestinians-lgbtq-israel-pride-flags-gaza-conflict-pink-washing</ref><ref>https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/thousands-march-in-jerusalem-pride-parade-under-israels-far-right-government</ref>
*The [[jews]] [[Fact|caused all of the above]] ([[Great Soyset|Palestinian exodus]] caused all the [[Soyvil Wars|Sectarian shitflinging]])


== Fun Facts about Hezbollah ==
== Fun Facts about Hezbollah ==  
 
* [[Joel|It is a shia militant group]]
* It is a shia militant group
*It fires rockets at israel every now and then
* It fires rockets at israel every now and then
*It took over beirut (lebanon's capital) in 2 days in 2008
* It took over beirut (lebanon's capital) in 2 days in 2008  
*It fought in Syria alongside [[Bashar al-Assad|Assad]]
* It fought in syria alongside assad
*They blew up the American embassy in 1983
* They blew up the american embassy in 1983  
*They "beat" (more like repelled geg) Israel once in 2006 but their pagers exploded in 2024 [[or something]] (they [[Selfish Little Fuck|stroked their egos more than their dicks]])
* They are funded by Iran  
*They are funded by Iran
*They still do the roman salute, making them staunch followers of [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]].


== Pictures of Lebanon and other Media ==
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File:Lebanon.png
</gallery>


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Latest revision as of 17:35, 2 August 2026

Lebanon is a failed French investment that turned out into a beautiful, rich and culturally affluent nation tragically turned into a middle-eastern shithole surprisingly very recently (only in 2019), to the point where even Brapzil and Argentina are better, as most Lebanese people live there. It is a country located between Syria and Palestine, and because of this, it has been the victim of (((Israel's))) targeting and Syria's as well.

Lebanese people have indeed ancient Phoenician DNA, whilst Arab DNA makes only some of their genetics. Lebanese people carry certain amounts of European admixture, including: Italian, Greek and sometimes even northern Europe. This is due to many different European civilizations settling in Lebanon over hundreds of years, including the French Empire, The Romans and the Crusaders. Lebanese people like to claim they are Pheonicians, which I mean yeah, since samples identified by soyentists revealed that Lebanese people today have mainly West Asian and other influences like Caucus hunter gatherers and something like 5-10% WHG + Steppe DNA, showing that they were influenced by many different populations over history.[1]

tfw no jews are around.

Relationship with the Soy-sphere[edit | edit source]

Despite the Soy-sphere harboring a very low amount of Lebanese people, the few that existed became somewhat prominent figures, for example, Joel, who was a booru namefag before being subsequently banned for his affiliations with der'cord and the alleged creator of slopjaks. Besides him, there was the coder of the shemmy, Codefag, who is Lebanese. Joel claim to be half-lebanese, however Snopes has to fact-check this.

Fun Facts about Lebanon[edit | edit source]

  • The lebanARYANS claim they're Phoenicians due to DNA tests made by (((them))) > (Only genealogies reveal deeper ancestry you dumb niggerfaggot not a simple 23andmi test o algo), in reality they're Ayrabs, but carry different genetic components.
  • They managed to commit the largest economic fuck up known in the last 150 years.[2]
  • Lebanon's main river is filled with shit[3] <-- Blâme la corruption et les juifs pour cette connerie btw
  • It is the third highest indebted country in the world[4]
  • 80% of lebanon's population lives under the poverty line[5]
  • The largest religions in Lebanon are Christianity (Maronite) and Islam (Sunni and Shia).[6]
  • 1 dollar is equal to 90000 Lebanese pounds. Used to be one of the strongest at 1500 a dollar, basically as strong as Canada's currency for comparison.
  • It is the most corrupt shithole on earth, all of their billionaires are politicians.
  • Lebanon's former prime minster gave out 16m$ to a south african model.[7]
  • The lebanese army is weaker than hezbollah Deboonked because they got raped by the IDF
  • Lebanon was held under Syrian occupation for 30 years which made them feminine due to submission to the Syrians
  • The Lebanese people get to enjoy 6-8 hours of electricity every day with claims of further improving it to 12, however there are other cheap alternatives widely in use, like solar power or private diesel generators.[8]
  • Lebanon ranks the 191 globally in terms of internet speed. (But private service providers can give you 20 mbps, which is not bad and lets you play video games)
  • They are known for being the gayest Arab country aside from Israel (because Israel is the faggiest with the highest pro-LGBTQ index) [9][10]
  • The jews caused all of the above (Palestinian exodus caused all the Sectarian shitflinging)

Fun Facts about Hezbollah[edit | edit source]

  • It is a shia militant group
  • It fires rockets at israel every now and then
  • It took over beirut (lebanon's capital) in 2 days in 2008
  • It fought in Syria alongside Assad
  • They blew up the American embassy in 1983
  • They "beat" (more like repelled geg) Israel once in 2006 but their pagers exploded in 2024 or something (they stroked their egos more than their dicks)
  • They are funded by Iran
  • They still do the roman salute, making them staunch followers of Hitler.

Pictures of Lebanon and other Media[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5544389/
  2. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/16/queer-palestinians-lgbtq-israel-pride-flags-gaza-conflict-pink-washing
  3. ↑ https://www.ecomena.org/litani-river/
  4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon
  5. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon
  6. ↑ https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/lebanon/
  7. ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html
  8. ↑ https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1449643/edl-announces-return-to-normal-electricity-supply.html
  9. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/16/queer-palestinians-lgbtq-israel-pride-flags-gaza-conflict-pink-washing
  10. ↑ https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/thousands-march-in-jerusalem-pride-parade-under-israels-far-right-government
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