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Syria, also known as Shartistan, Barrel Bomb Land, Cope Republic, and ISIS, is a shithole in the Levant. It used to originally be a part of Lebanon, and they are best known for producing rubble, violent rapefugees, and dictators.

History[edit | edit source]

Syria was first part of the Achaemenid Empire, then a part of it became Greek, then Roman, then Byzantine, then 20 different Caliphates, then Ottoman and then finally, French.

Although after the French Mandate, specifically after independence, Syria united with Egypt to become the United Arab Republic, which of course, like any other failed pan-Arab state, collapsed. Their union took part in the first wars against (((Israel))). In 1963, the Ba'ath party took control over the country as a totalitarian regime or something.

It also went to shit in 2011 when the Arab spring occured, where almost every Arab speaking country got raped to shit, except the country that started it (Tunisia o algo). At the moment, with the nu-regime, it's still a shithole.

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Famous Syrians[edit | edit source]

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