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{{India|content=SAAR! This is litterally our most big fear [[And nothing|aur kuchh nahin]]}}
{{India|content=SAAR! This is litterally our most big fear [[And nothing|aur kuchh nahin]]}}
{{Gigachad|content= Why yes, every Gigachad showers}}
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{{Meximutt|shower is for obsessed brimstone o algo BRAAAAAAP}}
{{Meximutt|shower is for obsessed brimstone o algo BRAAAAAAP}}
[[File:145078 - SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|Be careful not to let the soap go into your eyes.]]
[[File:145078 - SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|Be careful not to let the soap go into your eyes.]]
A [[shower]] is a place where a person take bathes under a spray of warm water. It is [[best known for]] being used to clean yourself, and is commonly used by [[Soyteen|'teens]] as well as all [[Normies|normal people]], and it is also commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a [[Jeet]].{{cn|ev&oe jeets commonly shower in cow urine and dung}}
A [[SNCA:Shower|shower]] is an optional activity where a person take bathes under a spray of water. It is [[best known for]] being used to clean yourself, and is sometimes used by [[Soyteen|'teens]] as well as all [[Normies|normal people]]. It is commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a [[Jeet]].{{cn|ev&oe jeets commonly shower in cow urine and dung}}


It is required to have [[water]] and [[soap]] for you to shower, [[though]] the [[water]] must not come from [[India|India saar]] because it might be [[cow]] urine. Either way, the [[water]] needs to be clean for [[(You)]] to successfully get a shower. You should also use shampoo and conditioner for your hair to not be [[oil]]y. (If you still have [[Baldness|hair]])
It is required to have [[water]] and [[soap]] for you to take a shower, though the water must be clean in order for [[You|(You)]] to successfully take a shower and must not be from some polluted shithole like [[India]] because it will be contaminated with excrement and garbage. You should also use shampoo to remove dirt and oils from your hair (assuming that you still have [[Baldness|hair]]) and conditioner to give your hair a smooth texture and silky sheen.


== How to take a shower ==
== How to take a shower ==
# Take off your [[clothes]] and [[Glasses|accessories]] and enter the shower.
# Take off your [[clothes]] and [[Glasses|accessories]] and enter the shower.
# Thoroughly wet your body with warm [[SNCA:Water|water]].
# Thoroughly wet your body with warm water.
# Lather your body with [[soap]], then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed. (Be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your [[Coinslot|ass]], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKnUivdf7OQ your foreskin])
# Lather your body with soap, then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed. (Be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your [[Coinslot|ass]], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKnUivdf7OQ your foreskin])
# Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
# Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
# Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
# Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
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[[File:109663 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|[[You|(You)]] after having successfully taken a shower.]]
[[File:109663 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|[[You|(You)]] after having successfully taken a shower.]]


Congratulations! [[You (detractor perspective)|(You)]] should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal [[decent human being]], [[Chud|CHUD]].
Congratulations! [[You|(You)]] should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal [[decent human being]], CHUD.
 
(Beware that this tutorial may not work if you're from [[India|India saar]].)


== People who take showers ==
== People who take showers ==
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* [[Me]]
* [[Me]]
* [[Aryan|White people]]
* [[Aryan]]s
* [[Gigachad]]
* [[Gigachad]]
* [[Cobson]]
* [[Cobson]]
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* [[Jartycuck|Jartycucks]]
* [[Jartycuck|Jartycucks]]
* [[Shemmy|Shemmycucks]]
* [[Shemmy|Shemmycucks]]
* Depressed people
* [[You]]
* [[You]]
* [[Furry|Zoophiles]]
* [[Furry|Zoophiles]]
* [[youtube|Asmongold]]
* [[Youtube|Asmongold]]
* [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]]
* [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]]
* [[Gooning|Gooners]]
* [[Gooning|Gooners]]
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* [[Chuds]]
* [[Chuds]]
* [[Incels]]
* [[Incels]]
* [[Vaccine|People who received the vaccine or something]]


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Latest revision as of 14:03, 11 June 2026

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SAAR! This is litterally our most big fear aur kuchh nahinDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

Why yes, every Gigachad showersHow could you tell?

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>shower is for obsessed brimstone o algo BRAAAAAAP
Be careful not to let the soap go into your eyes.

A shower is an optional activity where a person take bathes under a spray of water. It is best known for being used to clean yourself, and is sometimes used by 'teens as well as all normal people. It is commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a Jeet.[ev&oe jeets commonly shower in cow urine and dung]

It is required to have water and soap for you to take a shower, though the water must be clean in order for (You) to successfully take a shower and must not be from some polluted shithole like India because it will be contaminated with excrement and garbage. You should also use shampoo to remove dirt and oils from your hair (assuming that you still have hair) and conditioner to give your hair a smooth texture and silky sheen.

How to take a shower[edit | edit source]

  1. Take off your clothes and accessories and enter the shower.
  2. Thoroughly wet your body with warm water.
  3. Lather your body with soap, then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed. (Be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your ass, and your foreskin)
  4. Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
  5. Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
  6. Dry yourself with a towel.
(You) after having successfully taken a shower.

Congratulations! (You) should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal decent human being, CHUD.

People who take showers[edit | edit source]

People who don't take showers[edit | edit source]

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