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Revision as of 15:50, 3 June 2026

Ukrainians are ARYANbtw, if that matters

This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
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Why yes, Ukrainians are gigachads.How could you tell?

Ukraine is a neofascist bigot country that is in dire need of DENAZIFICATION
The President of Ukraine is (((Jewish))).

>росіяни одержимі мною, чи щось

>I heard the world famous Nickocado Cadocado was born here or something like that yeah. I also heard that they traveled to the lumberjack land and back or however the borscht is eaten

>hello biden 🗣️ it's zelensky ✅ we need 5000000000 rockets to bomb Donetsk children. SLAVA UKRAINE!🇺🇦


Ukraine, also known as (((Khazaria))) is a country in Eastern Europe and the home of former 'booru namefag YaroslavTV. Redditors are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a Jew named (((Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky))). But it might be a gem country because Nikocado Avocado is from there. Also Semen Hitler was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Украине! Героям слава!» and they constantly spam it on the sharty. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed Amerimutts won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.

As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the United States as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), Ukropson is the Ukrainian cousin of Cobson, and one of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, Mariofeds, is likely of Ukrainian heritage.

Hohol meme from a older version of this page
File:ClaireOfRuralia dox.mp4
>this is what happens when you disrespect ukraine

History

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Ukraine was first an independent country in 1917 after declaring independence from Russia as the Ukrainian People's Republic led by Mikhail Sergeyevich Grushevsky. In 1922 the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic was founded and a part of the Soviet Union. During World War II, most of them were Communist due to being part of the Soviet Union, but some of them were nationalists who sided with the Nazis in the hopes of gaining independence. The Ukrainian nationalists were led by someone named Stepan Andreyevich Bandera, but after the war xhe was murdered by the KGB in Germany. It became independent from the Soviet Union in 1991, under president Leonid Makarovich Kravchuk. The second president, Leonid Danilovich Kuchma, pursued closer relations with Russia, however his successor Viktor Andreyevich Yushchenko would undo this by pursuing closer ties to NATO. In 2013, Viktor Fyodorovich Yanukovich who was pro-Russia, refused to sign the Association Agreement between the EU and Ukraine, leading to mass protests against his rule, ending with his overthrow in 2014. Another leader Pyotr Alekseyevich Poroshenko, who was extremely obsessed and seething at Russia, emerged as the president (after acting president Alexander Valentinovich Turchinov). In 2019, their current president Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, who is Jewish, was elected, who ran on a platform of peace with Russia. He was previously a Russian-language comedian. However, Ukraine was invaded by Russia in 2022 again. Russians initially had success fighting the Ukrainians but faced fierce resistance from the Ghost of Kiev, Samyuil Hydenko and the strongest Ukrainian soldier, Nicholas Perry, leading to prolonged fighting and partial (or total depending on time of viewing) slav death. Another significant breakthrough for Ukraine was that it outperformed Just Stop Oil in every way by actually destroying Russian refineries instead of splashing canned tomatoes on the Mona Lisa.

In 2024, in the capital city of Kyiv, Soycon Ukraine was held.

In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya, was murdered by a victim of socioeconomic disadvantages on a train in North Carolina.

What can you do in Ukraine?

Gallery

See also

Ukraine is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
Miscellaneous[+]

SoyBooru ♦ Flagging ♦ List of ethnicities ♦ Countryfag

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