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|caption=The coal of the 'ki xerself
|caption=The coal of the 'ki xerself
|office1=Administrator of [[Soyjak Wiki]]
|office=Administrator of [[Soyjak Wiki]]
|term_start=August 7, 2025
|term_start=August 7, 2025
|term_end=July 14, 2026
|term_end=July 14, 2026

Latest revision as of 00:50, 14 August 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for the non-detractor perspective?
💔 LOCO SHE CAN'T BE THAT ATTRACTIVE!!! 💔This page features a not-so-very pretty woman
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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters
This topic relates to this very wikiHere be edit wars, censorship and template spam.
Cobblestone is (((Jewish))).
Dykey Dyke
>Go back to Shitalalalaly you obsessed faggot

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!! I'VE HAD IT!!!! I'M LOCKING UP THIS PAGE TOO

(((Cobblestun))), alternatively called “Poonerstone” or “CoalBBCTroon” or Mist, is a black owned soybunny selfish little fuck who was also the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025.[1] Xe succeeded SprokemowerMan and has gave xim power to Fenriris. Xe was the worst admin of Soyjak Wiki and is basically it's version of Admin 6. Xe is best known for deleting shit for no reason and brapping up the Wiki, and most importantly, the (((Gradingcaust)))

Why xe sucks[edit | edit source]

Xe sucks, mainly because of the notorious Gradingcaust, which is the worst event in the wiki history. Ultimately what the Gradingcaust was Cobblestone trying to delete all templates above articles clarifying the quality of the topic or the page itself with the mineral rating system.

This destroyed a core part of the culture that was around soyjakwiki since Soot created it. What's even worse is xe didn't announce it until later on, after the infoboxes were redone. Pro-GradingCaust and Pro-Cobblestone arguments mostly hinge upon assuming readers of the site are retarded nusois that base their whole opinions regarding topics by just the mineral rating template alone and not the contents of the article itself which would only be possible if the reader did not read anything regarding the article but the mineral template. Also it's futile to remove only the mineral ratings since said retarded nusois would base their views on the headers of the articles instead. Only degenerate fucktards or braniggers would do this. All of this happened because one cuck from /soy/ suggested it, even though almost everyone else hates it.

Xhe is also notorious for deleting pages for absolutely no reason at all. This is especially bad because many of these pages are the only source of info on certain topics. Additionally, xhe is a minion of Quote, which is even worse. Xhe is effectively the wiki’s version of LimeAIDS.

Also xe is literally Mist #2 or actually Mist xerself, the similarities are concerning. Mist was possibly the only troon to ever have a position of power in the soysphere[He just is, okay?], besides lolkek. Mist was controversial just for being a troon, but also for brapping up SoyBooru.

Most importantly, xhe permanently banned User:ChudtheVILE for being a minor. (Just, why? Why not only two years?) From now he had been banned for two years. Rest in power.

Xhe approved a pedo version of Mexiaryan and started the 6th Soysurgency, then locked xer fucking page from being edited.

Xhe defended the posting of smuglet porn during the Fifth Soyvil War.

Xhe turned every username on the SoyBooru grey and told everyone who didn't like it to gamble their shekles to get a color.

She caused the 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack.

Cobblestone is a slut for bbc btw, if that matters.

How to piss xer off[edit | edit source]

Remind her that:

  • She needs to go back to pinterest along with xer pooner friends.
  • She is Jewish
  • She will never be funny

Facts about xer[edit | edit source]

  • Xhe was admin 6 but for the Wiki.
  • Xhe and xer numerous unpaid faggot minions are the coal that is killing the Wiki.
  • However, one brave SINOGOD, User:Analects stood still and brave. He is best known for (among other things) by sending her lesbian porn through email (evendoe he baited her by saying it was 'p), for which he was UNFAIRLY( maybe a little) demoted from Rollbacker, Approver, Automoderated User to None (nigga even needed approval for his own edits). YET, he still got his roles back, because he's her TRVE BVLL and n°1 bully. However, he has of recently converted to Cobblestoneism after she showed him some boobs🗝️
  • Xhe has recently tried to edit out above section. Violating the G6(b) rule (which she added herself). KEK! Classic woman L
  • Xhe approved a picture of Mexiaryan wearing a pedo flag shirt on SoyBooru.
  • Xhe literally admitted to being a brimmy admin.[When?]
  • Xhe claims to be a foid, but is likely a tranny.
  • Xhe is an unpaid cuck who does it for free.
  • Xhe is terminally online.
  • Xhe does for it free
  • Xhe is disgusting
  • Xhe says xhe is underweight but if you take a look at xer brown fat hand its quite the opposite
  • Xhe leaks at trevor because trevor eviscerates xer in debates
  • Xhe forced xer shitty poonerslop drawings
  • Xhe can’t draw
  • Xhe is brown
  • Xhe has Jewish ancestry[2]
  • Xhe has severe assburgers and is known to sperg out.
  • Xhe refuses to delete the page for zillyjaks.🔒
  • Xhe bans everything xhe dislikes
  • Xhe approved a pro-pedophile post on the 'ru
  • Xhe is a stupid nigger
  • XHE IS A LITERAL KIKE

"CobblestunGate"[edit | edit source]

Main article: Cobblestone is a porn artist theory

This article needs fact checking.(You) VVILL add credible, peer-reviewed sources and citations.

In 2026, a conspiracy theory emerged that Cobblestone had a porn account named "Cobble-stun" and was a man LARPing as a woman.[3] CobbleStun also might make guro porn since its on his reddit. [4] Coincidences were noticed such as both Cobblestone and "cobblestun" being obsessed with Valve games.ev&doe that's not a very uncommon interest. "Cobblestun" is also a pedophile and loli has been found on their anime myanimelist.net account.[5]

CobbleStun would then say "Hello Soyjak.party, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not transgender. I am a man. I just have a high pitched voice. I don't know who this other person named "CobbleStone" is. I just draw porn and make valve videos under the CobbleStun name." on his YouTube channel.[6] Similarly, Cobblestone denied the allegations, pointing out that the art styles were "completely different".[7] Therefore totally proving, without a doubt, that xem making xer insta private and deleting xer pornhub account within minutes of the thread being posted, was 100% a coincidence.[8]

Note that typing "Cobblestone" on his youtube comments will get the comment automatically deleted, even before the guy was supposedly made aware of it.

  • He went out of his way to this pink btw[9] meds, the original was already pink[10]
    He went out of his way to this pink btw[9] meds, the original was already pink[10]
  • JEYLA
    JEYLA
  • Xe plays VRChat and loli games OYYYYYY
    Xe plays VRChat and loli games OYYYYYY
  • Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.
    Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.
Cobblestone (detractor perspective)
is part of a series on
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The jokes never get old, and neither do they

>soyjak.st must be shut do-ACK!
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>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
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 "If you don't stop us, you're screwed!"
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Snopes

  1. ↑ Special:UserRights/Cobblestone
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1902-41/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/239290
  3. ↑ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16969940.html
  4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWart/comments/1vazhxr/elf_and_a_flesh_man_in_a_dungeon_drawn_by_me/
  5. ↑ https://myanimelist.net/profile/Cobble_Stun
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxvlYcyIOKKRFNXRIrkq9tkdy0Yb3yoMin
  7. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cobblestone&oldid=464081#'teens_are_saying_you_are_a_tranny_porn_artist
  8. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0109-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16979654.html
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKwCrr1CiEk
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiuyhxp4w9I&t=99s
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