Cobblestone

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Cobblestone, crafting the greatest seetherald the 'ki has ever seen under Template talk:Gradingbox

Cobblestone is (((Jewish))).

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Cobblestone, called Cobblepoon and Cobbosloppo by her detractors, is the sixth and eighth Administrator of Soyjak Wiki, holding the position from August 7, 2025 until July 14, 2026, and since August 12, 2026. She succeeded SprokemowerMan, and appointed Fenriris as her successor. Her administration follows the ideology of Stonism. She is an active editor and became a SoyBooru administrator after the Second Great Handover.

She is the most prolific editor on Soyjak Wiki, having the most edits on the entire site. She claims to have first found the Sharty around the First Soyvil War, though this is likely a lie as she actually joined somewhere around October 2024. She can be reached at cobblestone@soyjak.st, but she prefers user talk pages.

She effectively has no life, and lives in ze Wikiverse, editing 24/7 and topping the leaderboard almost every week. She is #1 on the all-time leaderboard by a large margin, with the second place holder's score not even being a third of hers.^{[ev&oe most of these edits are from mass text replacement]} She is also very active on Soybooru and the Shiwi.

She is the most notable wiki admin since Root, as Tefal and SprokemowerMan did not make much of a name for themselves. Other than Soot, she was the most influential wiki admin, having revamped many parts of the wiki, including its main page, theme, logos, and ruleset. She is also behind many new features, such as the Dailyjak, featured gem, featured NAS, SNCA namespace, tag dictionary, current missions, welcome templates, new infoboxes, templates, and more.

She has also admitted that she is half-Jewish - maternally so, which actually makes her a full Jew, making her the first Jewish admin of Soyjak Wiki. She is suspected of being a femcel and a fujoshi goonette.

After the Second Great Handover, it was revealed that she had been a covert admin of the main site. Xe is, as of writing this, also under investigation by soyteens for allegedly being a male porn artist named "Cobblestun" in reality and LARPing about being a woman.

Cobblestone returned as wiki administrator following Fenriris' resignation on August 12, 2026.

History

Beginning

Cobblestone joined the 'ki on October 2024 to add a YouTube link to the Nojak article. She became active on the wiki around the same time that many older users had left the site.

Promotion

Shortly after her promotion to admin, Cobblestone introduced the SNCA namespace, in which users can write pages about topics that are not related to Soyjaks or Sharty culture. This was well-received by users, as it provided an alternative to sites like Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

As head admin, measures would be taken to strengthen the ties between the wiki, the main site, and the booru, such as the wiki Dailyjak being made global across all official Soysphere sites, and the exchange of trusted users and staff members with the head admin of SoyBooru, Soysneed.

Main site administrator

On December 15, 2025, Cobblestone was made an administrator of the main site. Her main contributions were the HTSM and giga namerolls, the rule about not Doctoddlering at something instead of reporting it, allowing NAS on /soy/, and more namefagging on /soy/. Also /phonk/.

Gradingcaust

In January of 2026, she pinned a link in the site notice to the second template question with the intent of removing unnecessary templates. This led to the Gradingcaust, in which quality headers that reflected the general opinion on pages' topics were all removed. This was very controversial among users. Supporters said that it decluttered pages and prevented edit warring and groupthink, while detractors said that it removed a core part of the wiki's identity.

SoyBooru administrator

On February 27, 2026, she was promoted to SoyBooru administrator after previously only being a mod there after the Nuuru update, and began to be much more involved with it, and was behind the visuals of the new booru (logos), emojis, artworks section, and DeathJak.

Delimification

In May of 2026, following Limeade's demotion and 'nishment, she began undoing the damage he had done to the wiki. Deleted pages about several splinters were restored and much of his censorship was undone.

June 14th Controversy

Cobblestone's response

Main article: Sixth Soysurgency

On June 14th, 2026 Cobblestone approved a drawing of Mexiaryan wearing a pedophile flag. /soy/ was later cattywiped upon 'teens learning this, many were outraged and called for her to step down from her positions. Those who wiped the catty were banned under ban evasion shortly after.

Later that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favour of Cobblestone stepping down from all of her positions, and even a dox thread was made on her, revealing that she's not only a 'cordmonkey (standard operating procedure for soysphere admins btw), but also a 'bloxfaggot.^{[issa nothingburger]}

Instead of admitting her mistake and deleting the post, Cobblestone decided to double down, claiming that the approval was granted because the image was used to mock those with pedophilic tendencies and being portrayed in a exaggerated way. Eventually, she caved in and deleted the post.

Resignation and inter-adminship period

On July 14, 2026, Cobblestone resigned as admin due to being busy and experiencing burnout. She appointed Fenriris as her successor. Her term as admin lasted 341 days, making her the third longest-serving wiki admin behind Angeleno (495 days) and Soot himself (505 days). After her resignation, she remained an active editor and served as an advisor to her successor. Her most notable contribution as an ordinary editor was the creation of Gradingboxes and the creation of the Namefag namespace, though the latter was vetoed by Fenriris, and later replaced by the dossier template.

Second adminship

On August 12, 2026, Cobblestone replaced Fenriris as the eighth admin of the wiki. She announced a plan to keep the wiki alive regardless of whether Salt decides to JSID and to turn the wiki into a greater Soysphere wiki that encompasses everything.

Appearance

Soysona

She is typically depicted as a female Gapejak with a neutral expression, olive skin, yellow glasses, long black hair, a suit, and earrings featuring Minecraft cobblestone blocks and the Soyjak Wiki logo. A secondary depiction that she used before revealing herself to be a woman is a Cobson with a closed mouth, a suit, yellow glasses and cobblestone for skin.

IRL

All that's known about her real-life appearance is that she is mulatta. This page formerly had a "facedox" of her which was actually an AI-generated image based on one of her self-portraits from Soybooru. Regarding her weight, Soyteens disagree on whether she is fat or anorexic, but either way, she is not believed to be of healthy weight.

Cutebooru

Cutebooru was Cobblestone's alter ego; she joined the site on the eighth of October 2025 and started posting some of the art she made, primarily of Gyarujaks. She later joined the Shroom on November 20 to complain about some of her posts getting unapproved and later created her own thread to share her art. This thread would eventually get turned into an 80-page behemoth of shitflinging due to her tendency to fall for bait and respond aggressively to those that confronted her, particularly getting triggered over being called a pooner or woman, which she incessantly denied and claimed to be male, accusing others of closeted homosexual obsession.

Poonerisms

BackFwd

Cutebooru's behavior drew parallels to prime terrycrews, particularly due to her aggressiveness and constant denial of being a pooner despite a feminine attitude. The primary evidence that made people assume she was a pooner is due to her feminine typing style, her artstyle, her interests and incessant hatred of being called female despite all of that, insisting to be extremely masculine. Her namesake also draws parallel to other female namefags like Junibooru and Fembooru, alongside the fact one of her earliest depictions is based on a female 'jak, which she claims was because "her friend made it to troll". Cutebooru would post her hand on two separate occasions to try to prove she was a man. The first failed because she was called brown and people said her hand looked feminine. In the other, she painted her nails to make a point that she could look masculine regardless of it, which also failed because people still thought the arm looked feminine. Cutebooru would eventually become an approver on the 'ru, where some of the shitflinging of her insisting to not be FtM bled out into comment sections. She projects and gets leaky at trevor.

Real identity

On December 20 of 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the soyjak wiki admin, was cutebooru all along (oh my heckin' plot twist). Many users thought that this was a joke or hoax of some sort, as they found it hard to believe that a real, live adult human female with a uterus and ovaries would spend so much time on a wiki about bald men with glasses.

Vlodson

There's a convincing and now proven conspiracy theory that Cobblestone and Vlodson are the same person, which le heckin' 4chan greentext videos goes something like this:

>Both made art of each other
>Cutebooru (Cobblestone) posted vlodson
>Joined on the same date (Cobblestone August 7, 2025 / Vlodson August 7, 2025)
>Both goon to female-soyjaks^{[Marge, drawing J-fashion gyarujaks isn't gooning...]}
>Coincidentally, nobody likes them
>Whatever this dust is

Just shut it down at this point.

Facts

• She approves all of my edits
• She rejects all of your edits
• She rarely approves anything because she's a lazy bum, and most of the anporvool job is done by mediators
• She probably has a boyfriend so you will NOT try to get her
• She has bipolar disorder^{[citation needed]}
• She is a Jew larping as Italian SHE IS BALD AND BEAUTIFUL ISRAEL WOMAN SAAR I NEED HER BOBS AND VEGENE
• Her favorite soyjak variant is A24
• She likes Gigafly
• She is the most obsessed person on earth
• She likes the wiki, and may occasionally even use it{{wpcn} }(WAOW!)
• She wears a suit and glasses
• But also reps 𝐕𝐕lone from time to time
• She is a gamer, and plays old Valve games like Portal 1
• Her favorite Sharty raid is Operation 9/11
• She won
• She is half-Arab
• She refuses to delete the page for Zillyjaks, but doesn't particularly love the trend
• She has her own remix that goes: l^[Marge...]
• She is BLACK owned
• She averages around 100 edits per day
• She is in her 20s and she is a Jew, so she will hit the wall before 30
• Many users express sexual attraction towards Cobblestone, it wouldn't be a surprise if a user was jerking off to her right now.
• She only earns 71% as much as other jannies due to the patriarchy or whatever.
• She likes bunnies and rabbits
• She is married to HTSM
• She hates doctoddlering
• She is one of the rare few non-nusois to still use the visual editor at all
• She likes Skibidi Toilet

Reception

Grading

Most soyteens currently regard Cobblestone as:

IRON

August 2025 - December 2025

For most of her early adminship, there was no real general opinion on her, as was the case for the entirety of Tefal and SprokemowerMan's administrations. After introducing several new features to the 'ki, she was considered a gem.

December 2025 - January 2026

After revealing herself to be a foid, some soyteens' opinions on her became polarized. some soyteens had a positive opinion about xer (because they're cucks) and some became more negative (because they're incels). Most people's opinions didn't change (because most of the Soyim don't even use the wiki).

January 2026 - May 2026

The Gradingcaust made a large number of soyteens hate her. This, combined with her getting blamed for many of Limeade's actions caused some 'teens to say she was coal.

May 2026 - July 2026

Cobblestone saw a spike in popularity after Delimification. However, the MAP Mexiaryan controversy caused immense backlash.

Gallery

IAS

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  Secondary depiction
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  Cobblestone as a euromutt.
• 
  as Alicia.
• 
  As Red

NAS

• Video of Cobblestone revealing she was cutebooru
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  The hand pic. she posted
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  Hand pic 1
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  Hand pic 2
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  Unedited version of the hand pic Cobblestone posted on her profile page. Notice how the index finger is longer than the ring finger.
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  Yet another pic she posted but to falseflag a SoyBooru janny

See also

• The detractor perspective

Snopes

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Cobblestone is part of a series on Quote	"Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it."	Related Figures and Entities Quote (detractor perspective | caveman perspective) ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Broot† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Froot† ♦ Limeade† ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed† ♦ Root† ♦ Warrior-Z
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