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Pooners are fat brown pooners btw, obviously.

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>Yes, that’s right goyim, kill off all the tomboys and they’ll never know!
A Bridget pooner

Pooners (also known as autoandrophiles or zippertits by oldfags) are a subset of trannies. Unlike most trannies, who are men that think they are women, pooners are women who think they are men.

The pooner caricature is probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, and are usually depicted as unusually pink with big red lips. You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cuck's resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!

The pooners who put the most effort into passing take testosterone, which causes facial hair growth. Passing pooners are much harder to clock than "passing" troons.[1]

Pooners were prevalent namefags on discord.blog.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

The most common depiction of pooners are based on grotesque and exaggerated caricatures drawn by pooners themselves on /tttt/, usually having pink skin from too much testosterone injection, big eyes, big red lips, giant earrings, multiple scars and cuts from surgery and self-harm and a zoomer haircut that is either brown or dyed. They sometimes also have a fake penis with stitches, made from meat and skin from their forearms. Sometimes, this arm penis is further mutilated by heat or surgery to resemble a real penis, the underlying idea behind this being “arm skin is too smooth so fuck it up”.

Reasons women become pooners[edit | edit source]

  • Glowing in the dark
  • Mental illness (most common cause)
  • Being le heckin unique or something
  • Reading yaoi and having fantasies about it
  • Quarantine (Made them spend too much time reading said yaoi)
  • Lack of Male attention
  • Being fat
  • Being ugly
  • Being an autistic selfish little fuck addicted to goyslop like Deltapoon and Steven Niggerverse that makes them think they’re men
  • Being a nigger[meds, most pooners are white]
  • Being a fat ugly nigger
  • Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
  • Wanting to fit in a group
  • Wanting to be trannies despite being real women
  • Wanting to fuck gay men
  • Getting Groomed
  • Le heccin tomboy GENOCIDE
  • Autism

Presence on the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Main article: Pooner takeover theory

It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.[it just is, ok?] There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either because those pooners like being degraded or just out of desperation. This tactic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.

Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Cuckjeet and Terrycrews.

Despite all of this, it is sometimes suspected that a good amount of "pooners" on the Soysphere are actually mtf troons taking advantage of how poonerish tendencies are still seen as female-coded, this is enforced by the fact that most of them focus on being called foids to seek attention, which is something pooners obviously won't do to feel validated.

On December 28, 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the very admin of this wiki, is actually le foid. She denies being a pooner, although her behavior and presence on the soysphere is akin to that of a Pooner. [it just is, ok?]

You Will Never Be A Man[edit | edit source]

You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of God's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pooners who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected phallo. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Things pooners like[edit | edit source]

Things pooners hate[edit | edit source]

  • Anything actually masculine (They were already brainwashed by feminist propaganda into thinking doing manly things is le bad, that's why you will find plenty of pooners that look, act and sound like regular women despite claiming otherwise)
  • Anything that reminds them of their heckin trauma
  • Other women (some LARP as incels because of self-hate)
  • Tomboys because they know they're women and don't want to transition
  • Their own parents
  • Braniggers even tho half of pooners fall in the same category
  • Actual memes
  • Having an actual personality that isn't just based on whatever "quirky" aesthetics/disorders they claim to have/FOTM they obsess over
  • When their favorite fictional characters they headcanon as gay are confirmed to be in a straight relationship. (VANTAWHITE GEMERALD THAT MAKES TRANNIES AND POONERS DILTE)

Notable Pooners[edit | edit source]

Notable evendoe they're all literal whos except for Cobblestone

See also[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Xhey look like this btw

Snopes

  1. ↑ An example is this Nigger poon in the link here: https://youtube.com/shorts/SAQQSSRM3NQ?si=mrjcBTKbYkj9cPAS.
Pooners
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Pooners
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Mental health
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Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide

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