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Summer 2026 Crisis

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>it's literally muh fuggen soybil war 5!!! doctos hail salt
This is literally Soyvil War 5, how could you tell?

The Summer 2026 Crisis is the collective name for a series of overlapping crises that began affecting the Sharty and the wider Soysphere during the summer of 2026, especially towards the end of July 2026. These crises include the Homocaust fail raid, Sixth Soysurgency, North's retirement and initial furcord leaks, Admincaust, Senatecaust, 2026 Soysphere outage, Soyvil War 5, 2026 soyjak.party hack, Vichan crisis, massive IP leaks from the Great Leakage, and the 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack. These crises together would ultimately culminate in the toppling of the Quotist administration, though some would still continue after the Second Great Handover.

Timeline

Limeade leaks

On May 30, Limeade leaked several documents on the internal workings of the Sharty and its administration. While many of the claims alleged in the leaks were either exaggerated, unproven, or false, they did not help improve the rapidly deteriorating image of the administration.

Homocaust

An attempted follow-up to Operation NNN targeting faggots during Pride Month ended in a massive failure, becoming the worst raid of the year.

Sixth Soysurgency

The 'log during the Sixth Soysurgency.

A "Soysurgency" began on June 8 after Cobblestone approved a Mexiaryan soyjak featuring a MAP flag. It ended the following day after it was decided that MAP flags could appear only on soyjaks depicted negatively.

North's retirement

After it was revealed that North was a huge faggot, he decided to leave the Soysphere. The initial Furcord leaks were released on the same day, although they were only a preview of the more extensive leaks that would follow.

Admincaust

On June 27, Mustard demoted every admin except for himself, becoming the sole admin of SoyBooru. Speculation about Quote retiring emerged, which was later confirmed during the Second Great Handover.

SoyBooru Senate

On June 28, following the Admincaust, a Senate was established to reform the referendum system. Elected senators could "pass laws", which would then be enacted by the admin. The senate was dissolved one week later, and referendums were abolished, leaving Mustard with absolute control over the site.

Furcord leaks

On July 28, it was revealed that a large number of SoyBooru jannies and namefags, including Mustard, were members of a private furfag groupchat. This is considered the beginning of Soyvil War 5. On this 'ki, MarketPliers would resign after the controversy.

Seventh Soysurgency and Soyvil War 5

On July 30, Rule 2 was changed to allow pedophilic jokes, creating immense backlash.

Hack and outage

'Teens were stuck with a Cloudflare 502 or 1033 error for days.

On August 5, the Soysphere would be compromised, causing it to go down for about 3 days. The official cause given for the downtime was a disk failure during the Second Great Handover, but this is disputed. Either way, Salt was given ownership of the Soysphere, except for SoyBooru, which was given to Mustard.

Mist leaks

Mist having a tantrum. Kek.

On August 10, Mist would leak several Discord servers used by admins and jannies after being demoted and banned.

Sharty-Booru split

After the Second Great Handover, disagreements between Salt and Mustard caused war to break out between the main site and the 'ru.

Great Leakage

The IP addresses of several /soy/ users were leaked, revealing that several posts came from glowies[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?].

Wiki hack and the Week of Four Admins

The wiki during the hack.

On August 13, one day into Cobblestone's second administration, the 'ki was hacked by a furtroon named Trinitite. After resolving it, Salt temporarily became the admin of the 'ki.

V1

V1 was likely behind many of the ddoses while he was banned by marketpliertroon[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Controversy during Salt

The unbanning of Gore during the first weeks of Salt's rule caused controversy among soyteens, some considering it newfag repellant while others consider it a failtroll attractor. However this controversy diminished when Salt took a stricter stance against goonslop being posted on the party. Giving Gore posters no reason to post on the Sharty.

Gallery

See also

Notes

  1. The crisis has mostly ended.
  2. As Salt is the legitimate owner of the Soysphere, this is temporary. SoyBooru must resolve its ownership crisis by the end of August 2026.
  3. Notable examples are: Limeade, North, MarketPliers, Mist, Supreme, and more.
  4. 4.0 4.1 After August 13 and the hack, Salt took over the Wiki as the only bureaucrat. However, since then, the Wiki is effectively neutral.
  5. Until the Second Great Handover. Quote's role since is not certain.
  6. Until he leaked staff discord servers.
  7. Although xe was a furfag and part of 'cords, xe fell out of favor for leaking and publicly opposing xer side.
  8. The identity of this hacker is unclear.
  9. It is evident Salt is someone who is not new to the Soysphere.[13] What his position was before his current identity as owner, is unknown.
  10. Some members of staff continue to serve under Salt.
  11. Notable examples are the unbanning of gore on the Sharty, a change in policy against splinters and their documentation, removal of boards, and more.

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Summer 2026 Crisis
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SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
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"(You) VILL comply, und IT VILL GET WORSE!"
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Summer 2026 Crisis
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Summer 2026 Crisis
is part of a series on
The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki
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Admin 6Angeleno(((Cloudflare)))CobblefailDiscordFailtrollsFrootJacksonJanniesThe Janny CabalDA JOOOOOOOOOZ!KernüngLimeAIDSMUDstard(((Quote)))RedRootThree-Letter AgenciesNewfagsVandalsYou[You just are, ok?]The visual editor

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