Australia/Readable version

>Though maybe you were looking for Austria?

(You) shall use the King's English.

Australia is ARYAN btw, if that matters

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Australia, also referred to as 'Straya, Down Under, or Ausfailia by detractors, is the largest country located in the continent of Oceania, known for its kangaroos, didgeridoos and funny accents, as well as being home to silly shitposting cunts. Despite Sydney being the largest populated city in the country, Australia’s capital is actually Canberra.

Albanese meeting with the leader of India (xe likes India very much saar)

History

What would become Aboriginals arrived from Southeast Asia and proceeded to do absolutely nothing for the next 65,000 or so years, until the 17th century, wherein the Dutch mapped out the continent and decided they didn't want it. After Britain's loss of the American colonies began to cause severe overcrowding in their prisons, the British First Fleet arrived in 1788 or something established the penal colony of New South Wales, wherein they'd send hundreds of thousands of convicts from the British prison system to. This colony was at first a violent, alcoholic niggerhell ran by a military autocracy.

More colonies were established in the next century. In 1851, the news that gold was found in Victoria spread, causing many to flee to major cities in search of wealth. The colonial government at this time attempted to instil the expensive Gold License regardless if one even found gold or not like a bunch of kikes, which cultivated in the Eureka Stockade. In 1901, the six colonies formed the states of present-day Australia.

Government

Don't be rama rama, it's messing with your brain

Australia is led by the cuck known as Anthony Albanese (or as Australians say, Albo). Anthony Albanese is possibly one of the biggest cucks (if not the biggest) in the entirety of Oceania. Xe kneels down to mudslime willingly (and cheerfully might I add), this is the reason that Australia is so comparable to the UK for reasons other than accents and history. Albanese is also known to hate cacas because xe banned social media for all under 16 people in Australia on December 10th 2025. Albanese is also known to like India, which is why 1 million jeets live in Australia.

Australians are nameless according to Oldtroons

The Aussie shitposter

Aboriginals

🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

Aboriginals, also known as Abos and referred to as First Nations people by soyboys, are a North Germanic ethnic group. They are the Australian equivalent to niggers, and are best known for inventing the vibrator, living on a resource-rich continent for 65,000 years and still not inventing the wheel, having IQs around 60-70 and huffing petrol, which all probably go hand-in-hand. Many left-leaning white folx in 'straya like to LARP as Aboriginal so they can get brownie points and an entire ABC article about themselves nophono will ever read, despite being probably Swedish or whatever.

While some particularly vocal and soy-ish Australians (mainly in cities like Melbourne) whine about how poorly euromutts treated them and near-completely eradicated them in some states, your average Aussie has a generally negative-leaning view towards them, as you can see with the 2023 Indigenous Voice to Parliament (which would've cucked the australian government system to abos) being a colossal failure.

Trivia

• Australia is the only continent that is also a country and an island. (meds, Oceania is a thing o algo)
• They used to make fun utes before car manufacturers got too greedy. (holden WABAG)
• "Goon" is Australian slang for cheap wine, especially the ones sold in boxes or "casks." The bag inside the box is called a "goon bag" or "goonsack".
• Australia has over 10,000 beaches.

• Moot, the founder of 4cuck hates Australian people

Famous Australians

• Captain Gem/S0I1337
• Brenton Tarrant
• H3K
• ShreddedNerd
• Cardposting
• Australian Shitposter
• Tenor
• SMG4
• Lessons in Meme Culture
• James Dean

Snopes

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