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Pakistan, also known as Poopistan or Porkistan, is a pajeet country to the north of India, best known for being Muslim and having an extremely high rate of inbreeding.

Xey love pretending online that xey are better than India, but they are not. In fact, they are just pajeets who fuck goats, unlike India who are pajeets who fuck cows. A lot of (but not all of) the anti-India posters you see online are unironically Pakistani; this is not to say that India hate is inorganic, but rather that Porkistanis love trying to jump on the bandwagon of hating pajeets even though they are also brown subhumans too. They also love pretending they are Arabs, when they are not.

Their main language is Urdu, which is literally the exact same language as Hindi. They are also obsessed with simping for China, even though China doesn't give a fuck about them and just uses them as a tool to annoy India with.

This country is also well known for having an extremely high rate of child marriages; in fact, most of the rape gangs in the United Kingdom, are of Pakistani origin. And, just like Indians, they are world-renowned for their low IQ.

History[edit | edit source]

Pakistan was originally part of British India. In 1906, the All-India Muslim League was formed. Although originally, the Muslim League agreed with the Indian National Congress to form a united India between Hindus and Muslims, in 1928, the Indian National Congress drafted a proposed constitution which would centralise India, much to the anger of the Muslim League who sought a federal, decentralised India. Furthermore, in 1937, Indian National Congress secured power over most provinces in India, further alienating the Muslim League, who finally decided that a united India would result in permanent Hindu domination. Although Muhammad Ali Jinnah, leader of the Muslim League, attempted one last time to propose a united India in 1946, the Indian National Congress leader Jawaharlal Nehru later declared he would alter the plan; this finally ended with the partition of India, where Pakistan seceded in 1947, along with what would later become Bangladesh, which was called East Pakistan, in the state of East Bengal.

In 1948, Jinnah declared Urdu the sole language of Pakistan, despite Bengalis making up over 56% of Pakistan's population (who spoke Bengali); in 1952, Pakistani police fired on protestors in Dhaka who demanded official status for the Bengali language. Additionally, West Pakistan was highly neglectful of East Pakistan, especially during the 1970 Bhola Cyclone where some 500,000 bengalijeets died. Later, in December of 1970, a Bengali nationalist party under leadership of Mujibur Rahman won a majority in parliament, who would have legally been made Prime Minister; however, the West Pakistani authorities refused to hand over power, causing the 1971 Bangladesh genocide; finally prompting East Pakistan to declare independence as Bangladesh, with the support of India, and finally seceded in 1971.

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