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| capital        = [[Niggerhell|Kiev]]
| capital        = [[Niggerhell|Kiev]]
| languages      = Ukrainian
| languages      = Ukrainian
| religion        = <s>[[Jews|Judaism]]</s> [[Christianity_(positive_perspective)|Christianity]]
| religion        = <s>[[Jews|Judaism]]</s> [[Christianity_(supporter_perspective)|Christianity]]
| government      = {{Echoes|[[Jews|Volodymyr Zelensky]]}}
| government      = {{Echoes|[[Jews|Volodymyr Zelensky]]}}
| established    = 25,000 BC
| established    = 25,000 BC
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| demonym        = Hohol, Pigkraine, Ukropig, Little Russia, UkrARYAN, Ukrainian
| demonym        = Hohol, Pigkraine, Ukropig, Little Russia, UkrARYAN, Ukrainian
}}
}}
'''Ukraine''', also known as {{Echoes|Khazaria}} is a country in Eastern [[Euromutt|Europe]] and the home of former [[SoyBooru|'booru]] namefag [[YaroslavTV]]. [[Reddit|Redditors]] are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a [[Jews|Jew]] named {{Echoes|[[Zelenskyjak|Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky]]}}. But it might be a gem country because [[Nikocado Avocado]] is from there. Also [[Semen Hitler]] was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Украине! Героям слава!» and [[Lie|they constantly spam it on the sharty]]. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.
'''Ukraine''', also known as {{Echoes|Khazaria}} is a country in Eastern [[Euromutt|Europe]] and the home of [[SoyBooru|'booru]] namefags [[Wordsalot]] and (former namefag) [[YaroslavTV]]. [[Reddit|Redditors]] are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a [[Jews|Jew]] named {{Echoes|[[Zelenskyjak|Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky]]}}. But it might be a gem country because [[Nikocado Avocado]] is from there. Also [[Semen Hitler]] was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Украине! Героям слава!» and [[Lie|they constantly spam it on the sharty]]. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.


As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the [[United States]] as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), [[Ukropson]] is the Ukrainian cousin of [[Cobson]], and one of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, [[Mariofeds]], is likely of Ukrainian heritage.
As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the [[United States]] as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), [[Ukropson]] is the Ukrainian cousin of [[Cobson]], and one of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, [[Mariofeds]], is likely of Ukrainian heritage. Also some have suggested [[Mustard]], who is Russian, is partially of Ukrainian heritage.


[[File:1673366431827.MP4|thumb|300px|Hohol meme from a older version of this page]]
[[File:1673366431827.MP4|thumb|300px|Hohol meme from a older version of this page]]
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In 2024, in the capital city of Kiev, [[Soycon Ukraine]] was held.
In 2024, in the capital city of Kiev, [[Soycon Ukraine]] was held.


In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya, was murdered by a [[nigger|victim of socioeconomic disadvantages]] on a train in North Carolina, [[United States]].  
In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, [[Irina Zarutskaya|Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya]], was murdered by a [[nigger|victim of socioeconomic disadvantages]] on a train in North Carolina, [[United States]].


== What can you do in Ukraine? ==
== What can you do in Ukraine? ==
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* [[Scam calls|Scam call]] Russian banks ([[wikipedia:Scam call centers in Ukraine|this is actually a real thing btw]]) [[India|ya kuchh aur]]
* [[Scam calls|Scam call]] Russian banks ([[wikipedia:Scam call centers in Ukraine|this is actually a real thing btw]]) [[India|ya kuchh aur]]
* Post seetheralds about Russia on the sharty, and call them orcs/vatniks/moskals/ziggers/katsaps despite the fact that Ukrainians and Russians are indistinguishable
* Post seetheralds about Russia on the sharty, and call them orcs/vatniks/moskals/ziggers/katsaps despite the fact that Ukrainians and Russians are indistinguishable
* Die in {{Abbr|Constantinople|Kostiantivka}}, {{Abbr|Dumbass|Donbas}}, {{Abbr|Porkroast|Pokrvosk}}, {{Abbr|[[Pizza|'za]][[alicia]]|Zaporizhzhia}} and {{Abbr|Car key|Kharkiv}}
* Die in {{Abbr|Constantinople|Kostiantivka}}, {{Abbr|Dumbass|Donbas}}, {{Abbr|Porkroast|Pokrvosk}}, {{Abbr|'za-alicia|Zaporizhzhia}} and {{Abbr|Car key|Kharkiv}}
* Found a pro-Hitler [[Chudjak|Chud]] criticizing you for being a Nazi
* Find a pro-Hitler [[Chudjak|Chud]] criticizing you for being a Nazi
* Holding open-air medal ceremonies, even at the risk of being killed by Russian missiles
* Holding open-air medal ceremonies, even at the risk of being killed by Russian missiles
* Bombing niggers in the zigger army—This time, Euromutts definitely won't accuse you of racism.
* Bombing niggers in the zigger army—This time, Euromutts definitely won't accuse you of racism.
* Arrest members of the Russian Orthodox Church; your president will be called [[wikipedia:Nazi-Maoism|"Mao-Zelensky"]] by a group of people who don't know what the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople is.
* Arrest members of the Russian Orthodox Church; your president will be called [[wikipedia:Nazi-Maoism|"Mao-Zelensky"]] by a group of people who don't know what the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople is.
* [[Billions must love|Found Iranian and Israeli volunteers in the same trench and both complaining that here is a Niggerhell]]
* [[Billions must love|Find Iranian and Israeli volunteers in the same trench and both complaining that here is a Niggerhell]]
* Using the blitzkrieg tactic when someone calls you a Nazi.
* Using the blitzkrieg tactic when someone calls you a Nazi.
* Using Jewish black magic to bring misfortune upon anti-Ukraine figures such as Assad, Maduro, Khamenei, Orbán, and Fico.
* Using Jewish black magic to bring misfortune upon anti-Ukraine figures such as Assad, Maduro, Khamenei, Orbán, and Fico.
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* Meet Ukrainian 'ru namefags like [[YaroslavTV]]
* Meet Ukrainian 'ru namefags like [[YaroslavTV]]
* [[Projection|Get replaced by churkas in the east and jeets in the west.]]
* [[Projection|Get replaced by churkas in the east and jeets in the west.]]
* Get raped by [[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]]
* [[ClaireOfRuralia|Dox xitter trannies who disrespect Ukraine]]
* [[ClaireOfRuralia|Dox xitter trannies who disrespect Ukraine]]


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</gallery>


= See also =
== See also ==


* [[Europe]]
* [[Europe]]
* [[Russia]]
* [[Russia]]
* [[Countrywars]]
* [[Countrywars]]
* [[Ukraine (pro-Ukraine perspective)]]
{{Countries}}
{{Countries}}


[[Category:Countries]]
[[Category:Countries]]
[[Category:TRVTH]]
[[Category:TRVTH]]

Latest revision as of 13:57, 21 August 2026

This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

Ukraine, also known as (((Khazaria))) is a country in Eastern Europe and the home of 'booru namefags Wordsalot and (former namefag) YaroslavTV. Redditors are obsessed with it because Russia invaded it which is an attack our our heckin democracy or something. They are led by a Jew named (((Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky))). But it might be a gem country because Nikocado Avocado is from there. Also Semen Hitler was from Ukraine. Their national catchphrase is «Слава Украине! Героям слава!» and they constantly spam it on the sharty. Russians seethe about Ukraine because obsessed Amerimutts won’t let them invade a country almost 30 times smaller than them.

As far as Ukraine's relations to the Soysphere go: Nikocado Avocado is of Ukrainian heritage (but he is not culturally related due to moving to the United States as a child do adoption, due to xis parents dying in Chernobyl), Ukropson is the Ukrainian cousin of Cobson, and one of the greatest snitches and enemies of the sharty, Mariofeds, is likely of Ukrainian heritage. Also some have suggested Mustard, who is Russian, is partially of Ukrainian heritage.

Hohol meme from a older version of this page

History[edit | edit source]

🤣 Rest in piss, USSR 🤣Smoking that USSR pack tonight. 💯

Ukraine was first an independent country in 1917 after declaring independence from Russia as the Ukrainian People's Republic led by Mikhail Sergeyevich Grushevsky. In 1922 the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic was founded and a part of the Soviet Union. During World War II, most of them were Communist due to being part of the Soviet Union, but some of them were nationalists who sided with the Nazis in the hopes of gaining independence. The Ukrainian nationalists were led by someone named Stepan Andreyevich Bandera, but after the war xhe was murdered by the KGB in Germany. It became independent from the Soviet Union in 1991, under president Leonid Makarovich Kravchuk. The second president, Leonid Danilovich Kuchma, pursued closer relations with Russia, however his successor Viktor Andreyevich Yushchenko would undo this by pursuing closer ties to NATO. In 2013, Viktor Fyodorovich Yanukovich who was pro-Russia, refused to sign the Association Agreement between the EU and Ukraine, leading to mass protests against his rule, ending with his overthrow in 2014. Another leader Pyotr Alekseyevich Poroshenko, who was extremely obsessed and seething at Russia, emerged as the president (after acting president Alexander Valentinovich Turchinov). In 2019, their current president Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, who is Jewish, was elected, who ran on a platform of peace with Russia. He was previously a Russian-language comedian. However, Ukraine was invaded by Russia in 2022 again. Russians initially had success fighting the Ukrainians but faced fierce resistance from the Ghost of Kiev, Samyuil Hydenko and the strongest Ukrainian soldier, Nicholas Perry, leading to prolonged fighting and partial (or total depending on time of viewing) slav death. Another significant breakthrough for Ukraine was that it outperformed Just Stop Oil in every way by actually destroying Russian refineries instead of splashing canned tomatoes on the Mona Lisa.

In 2024, in the capital city of Kiev, Soycon Ukraine was held.

In 2025, a Ukrainian woman, Irina Stanislavovna Zarutskaya, was murdered by a victim of socioeconomic disadvantages on a train in North Carolina, United States.

What can you do in Ukraine?[edit | edit source]

  • Travel to Chernobyl and get 20 types of AIDS
  • Interview a random Ukrainian soldier
  • Praise the Reddit god known as Zelensky
  • ACK a russian soldier with a drone чи щось
  • be ACKed by a russian soldier with a drone чи щось
  • get posted by a NAFO tranny in a debate with a zigger
  • Cry about MUH FUGGEN RUSNYA
  • Make ziggers seethe
  • Ask ziggers why the Russian Empire used the term "Little Russia" to oppose Shevchenko when you hear Ziggers claim that Ukraine means "frontier land"
  • Scam call Russian banks (this is actually a real thing btw) ya kuchh aur
  • Post seetheralds about Russia on the sharty, and call them orcs/vatniks/moskals/ziggers/katsaps despite the fact that Ukrainians and Russians are indistinguishable
  • Die in Constantinople, Dumbass, Porkroast, 'za-alicia and Car key
  • Find a pro-Hitler Chud criticizing you for being a Nazi
  • Holding open-air medal ceremonies, even at the risk of being killed by Russian missiles
  • Bombing niggers in the zigger army—This time, Euromutts definitely won't accuse you of racism.
  • Arrest members of the Russian Orthodox Church; your president will be called "Mao-Zelensky" by a group of people who don't know what the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople is.
  • Find Iranian and Israeli volunteers in the same trench and both complaining that here is a Niggerhell
  • Using the blitzkrieg tactic when someone calls you a Nazi.
  • Using Jewish black magic to bring misfortune upon anti-Ukraine figures such as Assad, Maduro, Khamenei, Orbán, and Fico.
  • Deploy missiles and destroy the Russian oil reserves, causing huge gas station queues that extend into traffic jams
  • Sit with no electricity afterwards for 1488 hours after when Russians in response send Ϫ drones into the ukrainian power plants
  • Meet Ukrainian 'ru namefags like YaroslavTV
  • Get replaced by churkas in the east and jeets in the west.
  • Get raped by 'cado
  • Dox xitter trannies who disrespect Ukraine

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Ukraine is part of a series on
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