Australia (Northern Perspective)

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Australia, also referred to as 'Straya, Down Under, or Ausfailia by detractors, is the largest country located in the continent of AUSTRALIA, known for its kangaroos, didgeridoos and funny accents, as well as being home to silly shitposting cunts. Despite Sydney being the largest populated city in the country, Australia’s capital is actually Canberra. Australia is also a vassal state of The Simpsons. By 2030 Australia will be renamed to New India.

History

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What would become Aboriginals arrived from Southeast Asia and proceeded to do absolutely nothing for the next 65,000 or so years, until the 17th century, wherein the Dutch mapped out the continent and decided they didn't want it. After the Amerimutts, led by the Jewish George Goyimtong declared independence from the Angloids, the Angloids sent all the Aryans to the paradise that is Australia.

More colonies were established in the next century. In 1851, the news that gold was found in Victoria spread, causing many to flee to major cities in search of wealth. The colonial government at this time attempted to instill the expensive Gold License regardless if one even found gold or not like a bunch of kikes, which cultivated in the Eureka Stockade. In 1901, the six colonies formed the states of present-day Australia.

Australia is the best example of cumskin benchods (specifically British and Dutch prisoners) turning a shithole island into a luxurious first world country, a better example than even America, as less than 10% of all land in Australia is even inhabitable.

Australian states

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New South Wales - The oldest state in the country, and the only one that is civilized (Though it is under the control of mob bosses[1] and Israel[It just is, ok?]). The political spectrum of NSW can be found here: Autism (detractor perspective)

Victoria - The second most populated state in the country because of Melbourne, (REFERRED TO AS NARM BY SUBHUMANS). This is usually where the troons in the country are at, as well as Somalis who run around and stab people with machetes. Well known for its cafes and trams. Victoria leans to the left of the country and is the worst state in the entire country, even doe rural Victoria is pretty gemmy and gave the country Ned Kelly.

Queensland - The most populated city is Brisbane. Well known for most Australian media being filmed here which includes Bluey(ev$oe it's an animated show), as well as having theme parks and casinos. Often compared to Florida or Texas in burgerland, with the state's north being home to some of the country's most batshit insane people and Bob Katter, who is a Topaz. This is also where you find the Great Barrier Reef. Queensland leans to the right of the country.

Western Australia- Western Australia is a barren wasteland except for the niche gem that is Perth. The entire state is controlled by the Foid Gina Reinhardt.

South Australia - The only thing of note is the niche gem that is Adelaide. Unfortunately South Australia is still in the stone age, and if you set foot outside of Adelaide you will be crucified by oldheads or lynched by abos.

Tasmania - Tasmania is the last bastion of the Ottoman Empire.

Australian Capital Territory - The capital of Australia (Canberra). It is also one of the WORST western capital cities in the entire world. The only interesting note is Parliament House (which population consists of foids), where you can hear Lidia Thorpe screech 24/7, and the military museum. The city is also full of roundabouts and the entire population consists of civil servants.

Northern Territory - Because there is only 115,000 PEOPLE in Northern Territory, with the rest consisting of abo's, Northern Territory has been cucked out of statehood. Darwin is a shithole of a city and consists of swamps, and if you want the true outback experience, come to Alice Springs where you will be raped by aboriginals. Northern Territory consists of many geographical monstrosities, the most notable being Ayre's Rock, (which has unfortunately been taken over by abo's and renamed to Uluru).

Christmas Island - Christmas Island is where all the illegal immigrants are sent, though under Anthony Albanese Christmas Island's extermination camp has been closed down until Pauline Hanson wins the next Australian General Election[She just will, ok?]. Speaking of migration, a lot of crabs come to that island.

Coral Sea Islands - Uninhabited islands off the coast of Queensland. There used to be a microstate there called the Gay Lesbian and Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands (faggot ethnostate) that used to leak over Australia for being aryan till it dissolved in 2017.

Government

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Australia is led by the cuck known as Anthony Albanese (or as Australians say, Albo). Anthony Albanese is possibly one of, if not the biggest cucks in the entirety of Oceania. Xe kneels down to mudslime willingly (and cheerfully might I add), this is the reason that Australia is so comparable to the UK for reasons other than accents and history. Albanese is also known to hate cacas because xe banned social media for all under 16 people in Australia on December 10th 2025. Albanese is also known to like India, which is why 1 million jeets live in Australia. it is rumoured among Australian 'teens that he is from the town of Jardee.

Albanese and the Australian Labor Party's primary opposition nowadays is the heccin' far-right chudcel jewish[2] neo-nazi party One Nation, and the Australian Liberal party, a cuckservative centre-right party (contrary to what an amerimutt would assume) that's slowly dying.

Australians are nameless according to Oldtroons
The Aussie shitposter

Aboriginals

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Aboriginals, also known as Abos and referred to as First Nations people by soyboys, are a North Germanic ethnic group. They are the Australian equivalent to niggers, and are best known for inventing the vibrator, living on a resource-rich continent for 65,000 years and still not inventing the wheel, having IQs around 60-70 and huffing petrolto the point where special petrol with low aromatic content is sold in abbo-populated areas specifically to discourage its huffing[3], which all probably go hand-in-hand. Many left-leaning white folx in 'straya like to LARP as Aboriginal so they can get brownie points and an entire ABC article about themselves nophono will ever read, despite being probably Swedish or whatever.

While some particularly vocal and soy-ish Australians (mainly in cities like Melbourne) whine about how poorly euromutts treated them and near-completely eradicated them in some states, your average Aussie has a generally negative-leaning view towards them, as you can see with the 2023 referendum where 60 percent of Australians did not want to have indigenous representation in Australian parliament. Also, despite being 3 percent of the population, they commit 20 percent of all crimes in Australia.

Abbo, a variant that was created by the same person who created Zogson hurr durr.

Trivia

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Famous Australians

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Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/alameddine-crime-family-associate-charged-over-friendlyjordies-firebombing-20231220-p5esue.html
  2. ↑ https://www.onenation.org.au/pauline-hanson-supporting-israel-and-australias-jewish-community
  3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_(fuel) https://gyo.tc/2026-0619-0251-22/https://en.wikipedia.org:443/wiki/Opal_(fuel)
  4. ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1151169-australian-shitposters
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