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Nicaragua (Country)
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Nicaragua (Country) is FULL of disturbing criminals
Some actions taken by individuals in this group are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
Nicaragua (Country) is a left-wing SJW!Nicaragua also known as Niggerwater Its a commie shithole country located on the SNCA Central American continent (or Africa) near Bukeleland (El Salvador), bordering Honduras and Costa Rica. (Americans visit this country every single year).
Nicaragua is a disastrous country controlled by a communist system—a cheap copy of Venezuela's dictatorial regime.
Niggas (an alternative term for Nicas) are notable for having the same level of national pride as Mexicans—despite their country being worse than them.
Nicaragua is responsible for AIDS and a increase of Communists
Geography and Economy[edit | edit source]
Nicaragua is mostly jungles, volcanoes that randomly erupt when they feel like it, and some lakes that look cool on postcards but are probably full of dead bodies from the cartels or the government. The economy is carried by coffee, bananas (Irony), and whatever Daniel Ortega’s family is skimming off the top this week. Tourism? Yeah Americans and Euros go there to “find themselves” or some hipster shit but end up getting robbed by 14 year olds with machetes or catching a tropical disease. The beaches are decent tho if you ignore the plastic garbage and the locals trying to sell you fake cigars.
Ronald Reagan and The Contras Controversy[edit | edit source]
Ronald Reagan, along with Vice President Bush, were ALMOST thrown to jail due to the Illegal shipments of weapons (and also drugs) to a revolutionary group known as the Contras, whose objective was to wipe out the guerrillas (or socialists). Here's a resume:
Characteristics of Nicaraguans[edit | edit source]
Average Teenagers are characterize for their highly horny activities (10 times higher as a fact) and most of their activities are either composed by wannabe gangsta actions or most of time acting like a bunch of freaks with a weird sense of humor.
Most young Nicas grow up listening to reggaeton at max volume from their busted 40-90$ phones, doing TikToks pretending they’re cooking while living in a tin roof house with no AC and with abusive parents. They love calling themselves Da Flow Niggas on Social Media and tags shit like #RHLM (Means Real Hasta La Muerte Baby or algo from some nigga-spic rapper named Anal AA) half the population is in Costa Rica or Miami working construction or cleaning hotels because their own country is a busty shit.
But Meanwhile adults most of the time are characterized for simply maintaining a hard posture, but irresponsibility.
Random Facts[edit | edit source]
• Nicaragua have one of the highest femicide rates (Or something because I researched it on the New York Times) in the world because the average male is a braindead, rum-soaked, wife-beating who gets turned on by having a sex style of wannabe raping, also choking, to machete-hacking his own women into ground beef.
• they’re hundreds of times worse than the Mexicans despite the fact that they’re the ones who are flooring The USA.
• Their flag is literal a gay shit copy of the El Salvador flag, is because of the same little triangle with a volcano and some rainbow nigger vomit that looks like it was fingerpainted by a hydrocephalic retard on MEEETH during a circlejerk Geeeeeeeeeg.
• Nicaragua doesn’t have a culture, “Nica culture” as mentioned is just typical shit surrounded by modern made music of reggaeton garbage we’re in there is considered peak, 13-year-old girls getting knocked up by their uncles, and skinny jeans faggots cosplay with zero money, zero future, and triple poverty if YOU get pregnant, By 25 most of them are burned-out single mothers, tranny prostitutes are pretty notable in the capital since is the capital of faggoty, or dead from machete parties.
Famous Niggas (or Nicas)[edit | edit source]
- Daniel Ortega — Eternal Dictator and professional election stealer, He looks like Joe Biden Daddy and Dementia. His victory pose is just a clenched fist while everyone around him claps like trained seals.
- Anastasio Somoza — the last big dictator before the Sandinistas took over. Lived like a king while everyone else ate shit. He Got blown up in Paraguay or algo, he is the main reason why America decided to join Nicaragua's civil war or something.
- Sheynnis Palacios — The 2023 Miss Universe winner. The one time Nicaragua got to act like they won something on the world stage Even doe everybody still sees their country as a Shithole. Teens spammed her pics up for weeks calling it a "Nica W" while in their poor houses and her living a rich life New York
What you need to know[edit | edit source]
What you only need to know is that Nicaragua is a shithole nation.
