Sex

Plap redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for the king of plaps?

>you are white? there's no such thing as sex don't worry about it

This page is a topaz.

Listen to the Audiobook if you quit gooning: https://youtu.be/IXZT8dEfxSs

Two consenting soyjaks having sexual intercourse. >OOOOOY MY SCIENCE I AM COOMING!!!!

Sex is what happens when a man puts his hard PENIS inside of a woman's VAGINA. Sex can also happen when a man puts his PENIS inside of another man’s PENIS, ^[Marge...] or when a woman puts her VAGINA in another woman’s VAGINA^{[Holy marge...]}.

Sex is something that incels like (You) need to have even doe it has become obsolete because of my hecking porn and gooning

If one of the two parties involved (usually the one that takes the DIH 🥀🥀) does not consent to the act, it's considered as rape. Niggers, Indians, the other Indians, and Kikes love to do this.

Having sex with a minor is illegal and makes you a fucking pedo that deserves to be put feet first into the Woodchipper

Normies also have this consistently even when they’re not trying to bear children.

>having no sex bad even though natural selection and soygenics le good

How to have sex (Guy edition)

Assuming you have a PENIS and already found someone to rape have consensual sex with, here's a step by step guide on how to enjoy the act. This does not cover anal sex as it is a sin. (even though sex is also a sin (only before marriage))

1. Get ready. Foreplay is important to get your PENIS hard and your partner's VAGINA wet. Kissing and rubbing intimate parts for long enough will do the trick.
2. If you're a soyboy, wear a condom. If you're a gigachad, go in raw.
3. Place your PENIS on the VAGINAL opening and start making your way in.
4. Keep whacking until you reach climax. If you're a soyboy, pull out before cumming. If you're a gigachad, creampie.

How to have sex (Girl edition)

This is for documentation only thoughie YOU are not a girl (unless you are... Hi mom?)

1. get that peepee nice and hard so you can put it somewhere inside you (use dick pills if that thing ain't stiff, or maybe he's gay)
2. Put daddy's cock inside you where he wants it
3. ride that shit, suck it, fuck it, you get the heat. Rock yourself against it until Fireworks and you Girlcum (THIS ISNT REAL ITS JUST PISS CHUDDIE)
4. Cry because you are a little bitch afterwards because you dont get cuddles

Sesbian Lex

This is an invisible force unseen to many teens, no one has ever been a witness to this on the sharty.

Anal sex

Anal sex is a variation of regular sexual intercourse and it is mainly practised by homosexuals, pooners (yes, really) and even some straggots with low standards. According to every reputable source and flourishing society, it is reccomended to avoid this practise for obvious reasons, although a handful of certain nations, ideologies, religions and forces have normalised the act. Some Christians will say it's sodomy, and they are right, but even if you're an atheist you can still sniff out the perverted and dangerous nature of the deed. If you plan on having anal sex with your significant over please ensure to remain safe and avoid the poop.

Here are a few diseases (You) may contract if you commit to the act:

1. Chlamydia
2. Herpes
3. Gonorrhea
4. Syphilis
5. Human Papillomavirus
6. Hepatitis B & C
7. HIV

Do 'teens have sex?

Contrary to popular belief 'teens do IN FACT have sex (They're lying btw don't trust them) but not often.

>Sex is something that incels need to have

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• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡜⠄⠄⠄⢠⣴⠛⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡔⠒⠄⠤⡔⠋⠁⠄⠄⠈⢋⠓⠒⠠⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡜⠄⠄⠄⣠⡟⠁⠄⠸⡄⢠⠐⣺⣯⡍⠑⠂⠤⠄⠄⠸⡀⠄⠘⠂⢇⣠⢤⡤⠤⢄⠈⡇⠄⠄⢸⢶⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⠁⠄⢀⡜⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠑⠸⠾⣿⣟⣛⣒⣊⣁⣀⡔⠋⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⢸⠛⠛⠧⠼⠄⢸⡀⠄⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡏⠉⠁⢀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠑⢺⡓⠒⠄⢠⡃⢐⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⡜⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⢸⣿⡟⠃⠄⠰⣿⣷⢠⠕⠄⠄⠄⠘⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠲⠖⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⢌⣉⣇⣤⣷⣾⣿⣿⣶⣶⣎⢹⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢡⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⢀⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⢃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⣽⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⠵⠬⣕⣿⣟⠁⡀⣀⢄⡆⢢⣤⣰⡾⠿⠯⠽⠅⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠐⠋⠸⡿⠿⣭⣿⠿⠯⣏⡈⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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>>Sex is something that incels need to have

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Notable people who had sex

• Me
• Froot
• Tyrone
• Your mom
• Your dad
• Your grandma
• Your grandpa
• Nikocado Avocado
• Jannies
• Hookers

Notable people who haven't had sex (and probably never will... unless?)

• Aceggots (obviously)
• Troons (obviously)
• Pooners (obviously)
• Incels (obviously)
• You (obviously)

See also

• Porn
• Tiny pecker
• BBC
• BWC
• Cuckoldry
• Tyrone

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