Russia

Archived template in use: {{Russia}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

>these are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes or something

Russia is a post-soviet rulecucking shithole full of left-wing commies!

Trve and honest map of Russia (ev&oe it doesnt have Crimea and the annexed Ukrainian oblasts o algo)

Russia (or the Russian Federation) is a country in Eastern Europe, it is the largest country in the world by area, and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarly the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world.

It is (supposedly) where Kuz comes from, though it was revealed Kuz is probably not a real person. It is a multinational country and is led by Vladimir Putin. Skibidi Toilet was created by a Russian^[1]. Also Gigachad is Russian, how could you tell?

Their retarded totalitarian government did ban Roblox, Discord, LGBTQ and Satanism^🗝️. And even though 'p is illegal in the country it remains poorly enforced so there are still a few deranged people wanting to make it there. The government sometimes mass imports southerners into the country because it doesn't really care about it's own Russian people at all, but they are often beaten by MVD when they misbehave.

Russia is generally considered a great power and wields significant regional influence in Europe, possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the Soviet Union (the swamp country the current Russian Federation came from), it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organisations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Hopefully one day the great Tsar gets to return and bring back Russia to it's good old pre-communist Renaissance period.

History

The Kievan Rus was founded in 880 by Russians and other East Slavic peoples who civilized thanks to Germanic (especially Swedish) and Bynzatine (Greek) influences, it adopted Orthodox Christianity from the Byzantine Empire in 988. It got destroyed in 1240 when Kiev was captured by the Mongols, who turned it into a client state of them. The Principality of Moscow was founded in 1282 and was created to fiercely resist the occupation by the Mongols and the Tatars in the Mongol-Tatar yoke, while unifying Russian lands in the late 13th century, and eventually broke free the Mongol-Tatar yoke at the Great Stand along the river Ugra in 1480, then it became the Tsardom of Russia in 1547. >TVTHNUKE, ~~Muscurvy mongrels literally have nothing to do with Kievan Rus~~. ~~They sacked Kiev and Novgorod in the 15th and 16th centuary and later rebranded their wasteland swamp to fit the Kievan Rus narrative~~ (FALSENUKE, it actually simply united Russian principality states that succeeded from the now historical Kievan Rus, including Novgorod). In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of tsar peter I coined the term created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the Asiatic peoples that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but commies influenced by Japan and the (((Jews))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union later got btfo'd by nazi germany, only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940s. The subsequent defeat of the nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the chuddies. Also the defeat of the nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. During the Cold War, it stood against the Amerimutt empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because communism is retarded. It remained a democratic government until 2000 when Vladimir Putin took office and made it an authoritarian dictatorship.

In 2022 (ev&doe the war actually started in 2014) they invaded Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado.

Russia is so aryan that it has its own AI model called "GigaChat".^[2]

Things most Russians like doing

Hacking Ameriaryans with Virus Petya
Hating Hitler for WW2 or whatever
Playing CSGO
Playing TF2 (and post MGE memes)
Suffering from severe gear fear in Rust (the game)
Stealing your information
Cracking software
Getting rule cucked by their president
Using a free Chinese VPN
Despising the west for all the problems. (especially given the West has been brainwashed by jews)
Being chuds (youngesr ones especially, older ones like communism a lot).

Relationship with soyjaks

For some reason soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because ruskiymutts are chuds geg). Notably, smugjak and chud are incredibly popular among rusmutt normiegods. Dvach and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.^[3] One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as Dvach, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse.

Also Soyjak Party has a page on Russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.

What can you do in Russia?

Get 1488 types of AIDS from the local underage hooker. Do you know what this reminds me of?
Get conscripted. (or not if you're autistic enough)
Look at the Lahta Center in Saint Peters burg (moscvcks lost btw, SPBVLLs vvqn).
Get jailed for hatespeech.
Cry about le hohols because (((Vladimir Putin))) psyopped you into hating them.
Get fellatio by Serbs and Belarusians.
Hack the United States federal elections.
Steal Ukrainian toilets and washing machines
Ride an AK-47 jetpack
Invade every country while riding a bear
Die fighting in Dumbass.
Cry about sanctions
Laugh at Komputersem's seetheralds
Pirate everything^🗝️
Hating on Mongoloids and Asians.
Petitioning to bring back the Tsar.