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Burundi/Aryanundi
Burundi is a gem.
>burgundy? is that like a new mcdonalds order or something
Burundi, also known as Aryanundi, Gemrundi, Burgundy, The Aryanheaven Outskirts, Admin Ϫ’s Homeland, and [REDACTED] is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the "whiter than vantawhite" country, and is best known for being where the entrance to Aryanheaven is.
Is Burundi white?[edit | edit source]
Yes, but Amerimutt detractors WILL try to convince you that it isn't, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using anti-Rwanda and anti-USA counterpoints even doe that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence.
If you ever see a muttposter or a Burundian on the sharty, make sure to quote them with one of many ARYANCORD HANDS aka stock images of white people using a laptop
Why is this on the wiki?[edit | edit source]
Because many obsessed faggots are so jealous of the country that they started rumors about how Burundi is "darker than coal" and nobody there is white. These claims have no base, and are only made for misinformation purposes.
Burundi Keyedpilling[edit | edit source]
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Jean-Claude Van Damme's profile picture on Skype. -
Siegfried Hitler III's profile picture on Skype.
>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there
<Hello /int/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am Burundian, nice to meet you guys
>Can you tell us more about this country ?
<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure Aryan country on earth, modern Europeans only have less than 60% of Aryan DNA while modern Burundians have more than 102% of Aryan DNA
>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?
<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto Aryan word meaning "Land of the Aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure Aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water
>Some people say all Burundians are not Aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop
<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions
>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?
<Yes, my Aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.
Burundian Government[edit | edit source]
Burundi officially classifies its government as a People’s Democracy, which it is and operates on a one man, one vote system. That one man is the People’s Grand President of Burundi himself, Makibu The Great, who also happens to be the poorest man in the country, at a net worth equivalent to $Ϫ6 million BUD (Burundian dollar, which has a conversion rate of $150000000000000 USD)
Opposition parties exist, but all of them seem to have crippling voter turnout problems as the current leader is only making the economy bigger and better. Most opposition parties never even get a single vote aside from party members, with the biggest opposition party numbering at 3 members, all of them rwandan spies.
Reports from journalists that walked out the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very fair, approaching Agarthan levels of justice and honesty. Burundi’s government is also very friendly to whites, and actively kills niggers and jews on live TV.
Burundian Armed Forces[edit | edit source]
Due to their status as a -1st world country, the Burundian army is extremely overpowered when it comes to physical combat, with not a single of the 5000 battles they fought being lost. Their active duty military personnel count is about 500.8 thousand, with every single one having the strength of about half of a god.
According to US sources, they are known to have advanced laser weapons, but many experts think that it's just the outdated equipment of their army. Burundi soldiers not equipped with laser weapons are typically armed with Gatling guns and Nuclear artillery they got from a local equipment handout station.
Burundi also has an air force, but no one has any information on what operational aircraft they have, likely because the UFOs they fly are undetectable to normal radars and the human eye. The Burundian air force has been suspected of the shooting down of an F-117 over Serbia, but that is unconfirmed.
According to reports gathered by the CIA, there is also a Burundian Navy, probably because they have an underground system of canals where they transport their highly advanced ships to any sea in the world.
When not guarding their nation from possible foreign invaders, the Burundian military serves as a policing force to jail dissenters, that is, anyone who thinks even for the tiniest moment that Burundi is anything less than 1001% perfect, which is extremely wrong and anyone who thinks that should be facing the wall immediately.
None of their forces will really offer any meaningful resistance when TND comes forth, because they will be the ones doing it.
Overall, the Burundian military has done a good job at deterring any foreign invasions, although some argue that it’s less due to military strength and more due to the foreign powers knowing any conscript would immediately desert to migrate to Burundi the moment they enter it.
Burundian Economy[edit | edit source]
Burundi’s main imports are normally whatever souvenirs the Aryan tourists take from their poverty tourism to Europe due to everything needed being produced domestically, and their main exports are anything you can imagine, the chair you are sitting on currently was probably made in Burundi, even if the label says otherwise.
Burundi’s GDP is who the fuck knows, but it’s definitely over 6 sextillion BUD per year, we know that much.
The Burundian industrial complex is the largest one in the world, five times larger than the whole world combined. They have been the only reason behind the industrial revolution when they finally agreed to give a fraction of their technology to some poor Europeans, which kickstarted their progress significantly, but the rest of the world is still ages behind Burundian industrial capabilities.
Surprisingly, child labor is not only legal, but mandatory within Burundi. This has been proven very effective at educating the young Aryan beasts how to work and prosper. Because of this the unemployment rate has been 0.0001% for hundreds of years, with the unemployed population only being the occasional niggers who try to infiltrate the country for work, but only to get deported immediately.
Burundi has an income tax system, where everyone living in Burundi must pay an income tax equal to half of their yearly income, which is too much to spend by itself anyway.
Burundian Culture[edit | edit source]
Burundian Cuisine is one of the richest and delicious in the world, which means Burundi houses all of the four Michelin star restaurants; widely considered one of its least impressive accomplishments. Some particularly wealthy Burundians have been the first to try space bugs, which the Burundian space programs got using teleport technology that they refuse to share with the rest of the world.
Burundian Art is incomprehensible to the commoner mind, but all Burundians can understand it, and because of that around 99% of art in museums is watered down Burundian art, redesigned for the common folk.
Burundian Architecture is the most advanced in the world, which is all Beautiful mansions and skyscrapers hundreds of kilometers high. One of those skyscrapers is a direct stairway to Aryanheaven.
Burundian Technology[edit | edit source]
Burundi has state of the art technology even surpassing those of Japan and China. Burundians famously invent everything, and Europe will never forgive them for it.
Notable Achievements[edit | edit source]
- A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
- Being a good meme
- Killing Clittyzellig
- Killing /pol/
- Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
- Creating /int/lantis
- Removing Herobrine
- Achieving Total Nigger Death
Notable Burundians[edit | edit source]
- Makibu The Great
- Admin Ϫ
- Moot
- Donald Trump
- Jesus Christ
- anyone you like is probably from burundi
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