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This planet is very heavy, heavier than 'cado evenIt may take a while to orbit around the sun.
The obssessed gas giant o algo.

Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun, the largest planet in the soylar system. It is a gas giant planet best known for being nearly 2.5 times the mass of the rest of the solar system planets combined. Its diameter is 11 times that of Earth and a tenth that of the Sun. Jupiter orbits the Sun at a distance of 5.20 AU (778.5 Gm), with an orbital period of 11.86 years. It is the third-brightest natural object in the Earth's night sky, after the Moon and Venus, and has been observed since prehistoric times. Its name derives from that of Jupiter, the chief deity of ancient Roman religion.

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  • Jupiter is the most massive planet, with a mass of about 318 times that of Earth.
  • Jupiter was the first of the sun's planets to form, quickly accumulating a lot of mass.
  • The Great Red Spot is one of the planets' most iconic features.
  • 115 moons are known to orbit the planet, these include:
    • Io, a moon full of brimstone, literally a manifestation of Niggerhell, here, the gravest of sinners such as troons, coomies, pedos, faggots, niggers, kikes, shitskins, and other degenerate subhumans burn in here for eternity and houses some of the most degenerate filfth seen anywhere in the solar system.
    • Europa, a moon with an icy shell and a subsurface ocean.
    • Ganymede, the biggest moon, bigger than Mercury.
    • Callisto, the opposite of Io, where Sneed's Feed and Seed is in.
    • Various SNCA minor moons.
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