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BRAZIL IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!!!These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
This page is a gem.
>Meu país ou algo assim

Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil), also known as Brapzil (Portuguese: Bostil), is a third world country in South America[or whatever]. Despite being big and geographically diverse, nobody cares about it, to the point even Caribbean islets are more visited than Brazil. The main reason is the fact the country is mostly known for its wonderful culture and tropical paradise for tourists.

To reach connection with teenagers, Vice-President Geraldo Alckmin used soyjaks to tell how great xheir economy is doing . Brazil is notable for being rivals with their hermanxs.

Fun facts about Brazil[edit | edit source]

(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.
  • Brazil is number 1 in violence towards troons.[1]🗝️
  • Brazil has the second-highest AIDS rate in all of Latin America, the first being Haiti.
  • 35% of execution videos originate from Brazil.
  • This is what a full blooded Brazilian looks like, by the way.
  • 2 girls 1 cup comes from Brazil, alongside most porn movies.
  • Brapzilians are obsessed with El chavo del ocho and Woody Woodpecker.
  • Brapzil has an average IQ of 83.
  • Brapzilians are attwhores and sperg out every time they country is mentioned, even if it's about how shitty their country is.[2]
  • The Gaza Strip has a higher HDI and GDP-per-capita than most of the Brapzilian North and Northeast .

Learn the states of South Mexico Brazil with Amerimutt and friends![edit | edit source]

  • Acre or however the aliens are found.
  • Amazonas or however the spear is chucked.
  • Bahia or however the samba is danced.
  • Distrito Federal or however it's the capital of the republic.
  • Goiás or however the Cesium-137 is played with.
  • Maranhão or however the Guaraná Jesus is drunk.
  • Mato Grosso or however the soybeans are planted.
  • Mato Grosso do Sul or however the southern bushes are thick.
  • Minas Gerais or however the milk is consumed.
  • Paraíba or however the no is said.
  • Paraná or however the niggers think they're white.
  • Pernambuco or however the invasion is Dutch.
  • Rio de Nojeira Janeiro or however the wallets are stolen football is played.
  • Rio Grande do Sul or however the separatists drink yerba-mate.
  • Rôndonia or however the cattle is ranched.
  • Santa Catarina or however the neo-nazis are arrested.
  • São Paulo or however the gooks are imported.
  • Pará or however the pedophiles in Marajós Island aren't arrested açaí is planted.

Imageboard Culture[edit | edit source]

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE
Not listed imageboards can be found here. Use VPN to avoid datamining, and Google Translate.

Brazil has its own dedicated imageboards, counting four in total. They are responsible for cyberattacks against the press and sabotaging ENEMs (brazilian PSATs)🗝️. 1500chan's predecessors were extinct because of the Operation Intolerance scare btw if that matters.

BRchan[edit | edit source]

BRchan's mascot, Kuruminha, is heavily associated with lolicons, tipically depicted as a sexualized indigenous young girl. Report any Kuruminha posts as being potential 'P.

In March 8th, 2006, the /brchan/ board was hosted in AnonIB by Chaves, TiagoR² and Cogumetal. Its purpose was to gather Brazilians banned from Orkut., but later 'R' (powerword: Rodrigo Ribeiro Miguele) created their own website after 55chan's rise. After 55chan's demise in 2010, BRchan became the main imageboard in Brazil, but shut down in 2013. Throughout its life, BRchan was pretty much like their American counterpart, being divided into horrific creatures and soyboys. There were active children, too. Their 2015 revival turned extinct after the 2018 boycott because of mass dvach immigration.

55chan[edit | edit source]

55chan founder Konrad is a pedophile who has not been arrested YET. Please help the kids and put this vantablack nigger in jail!

Created by 'K' (powerword: Konrad Georg Ethiènne Scorciapino) in May 15th, 2007, 55chan was supposed to be BRchan's successor as an separate website from AnonIB. K shut down 55chan in 2010 when people found out about the /pedo/ board, where users posted 'P. Extinct since then.

1500chan[edit | edit source]

Founded as Huechan in April 28th, 2013 by BRchan's janny 'N'. Gathered BRchan's users after its demise. Has 3 NSFW boards, one of which is dedicated for troons. Hosted in Vichan and currently datamined by Cuckflare.

Dogolachan[edit | edit source]

Dogolachan was BRchan's /pol/ splinter, founded by Psycl0n (real name: Marcelo Valle Silveira Mello) after BRchan's demise. Psycl0n was an infamous and autistic /b/ namefag, he tried to take 55chan down once, but failed. Dogolachan played an important role on politics, being responsible for threatening Left-Wing figures and Donald Trump. In 2018, Dogolachan janny Kyo (real name: André Luiz Gil Garcia) killed a girl after she rejected him and wounded another, and procceeded to kill himself. Two of its users were allegedly responsible for the 2019 Suzano School Shooting. In 2019, another Dogolachan janny, Emma (real name: Caroline de Paula Dini), strangled her own friend because they had the same boyfriend, and was subsequently arrested. Dogolachan went extinct in 2018 after Psycl0n's arrest for 'P possession, but was later revived under different people multiple times in the Tor network up until its final extinction in 2021. Psycl0n had other major feats: long before founding Dogolachan, he became the very first person in Brazil to be convicted for digital racism in 2009, stemming from comments he posted on an Orkut forum in 2005 (MySpace equivalent). That landmark ruling permanently changed the landscape of Brazilian cyber-law, handing prosecutors a legal precedent to easily target and convict internet trolls and "online extremists". As such, Psycl0n and Dogolachan's only enduring legacy is facilitating the ongoing Chud Genocide at the hands of judges.

Relations to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

See also: KartyItalo-Brazilian War

They used to generate about 8% of all traffic on the Sharty before the Brownocaust, along with other third world countries like Mexico. On February 26, 2021, the earliest fingerboy was posted by a Brazilian on /int/. The post depicted a fingerboy attacking Bernd. He would then be reposted on /qa/. Brazilian namefags participated in dramas and wars, like the Italo-Brazilian War.

Brazilians used to make some threads on /soy/ before the brownocaust, with the first one going along the lines of: "raid this phone number for me" and 'teens quickly noticed that it was a Brazilian phone number, which gave room for the braps to talk, but now it's lost media. There is some other threads[3][4]. The OP of all of these three threads got banned and never showed up since then. Brazilmutt is a subvariant that represents Brazilians. How wholesome!

Literal Whos[edit | edit source]

Sharty[edit | edit source]

  • Keyed Brazilian (user page) - 'teen who stole the 10 million GETs on s4s.[5] Trooned out and inactive.
  • Samuel - Co-wrote /int/'s constitution.[6]
  • Sir Gemerald Bleu - Troon namefag. Actual disturbing human bean. Confessed sexual desires in KiwiFarms and doxed himself before committing suicide.
  • GillKoyim (user page) - FPE spammer from the South, who larps as a Jew. turns out he's not brazilian let alone jewish.

'ru[edit | edit source]

'ki[edit | edit source]

'craft[edit | edit source]

  • Kaetranius - Also known as Brazilian Monarchist in /pol/.[nophono cares]

See also[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Snopes

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