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SNCA:New Mexico

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>Though maybe you were looking for Mexico?

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New Mexico (Beanerlanguage: Nuevo Mexico.) is a SNCA US state nobody cares about only known for Breaking Bad, one of the states with highest percentage of population of dirty greaser wetbacks obviously causing higher crime over obsessed brimstone o algo, and green chili or something.

It is a leftist shithole where you don't do anything if you don't live in one of the 2 big cities, other than maybe sit in sand all day. Also its the highest producer of green chili[1] One of its only connection's to the Soysphere, is it most unlikely holding the Asoylum, being one of the states where is rarely theorized to be located.

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The following is a bunch of SNCA: Natives ruled over New Mexico, then some Spaniards came and established Santa Fe de Nuevo Mexico o algo ansina. And then some SNCA happened like some Injuns revolting or something. Then in 1821 the Latinx BRAAP Mexicans overthrew the Spanish. The New Mexican beaners (Also known as Hispanos or Nuevomexicanos) didn't like having a different breed of Latinx in charge, so they beheaded some random governor of the territory o algo asina. They revolted again in 1847 over muh land or something. The Latinx Hispanos lost ultimately to the USA. Now all the Hispanos are still mad over my land americans are obsessed brimstone over my land o algo BRAAAAAAP

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