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{{DISPLAYTITLE:El Salvador}}
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{{infobox country
|name=Republica Centroamericana de El Salvador
|name=Republica Centroamericana de El Salvador
|image=Flag of El Salvador (1875–1912).svg
|image=TheSaviorOfTheWorld.png
|languages=Spanish. Minorities: English
|languages=Spanish. Minorities: English
|religion=[[Christianity]]
|religion=[[Christianity]]
|demonym=Salvadoran, Guanacos
|demonym={{nationality|sv}}
|government=[[Nayib Bukele]]
|government= Dictatorship<br>
*'''President:''' [[Nayib Bukele]]
|established=Nobody knows
|established=Nobody knows
|population=Between 6,000,000 and 7,000,000+
|population=Between 6,000,000 and 7,000,000+
|ethnic_groups=86.3% Mestizo (mixed [[Aryan|White]] and Indigenous) 12.7% [[Aryan|White]] ([[Italy|Italian]], Spanish and [[Germany|German]]). 0.9% [[Islam|Arabs]] 0.2% Indigenous 0.1% [[Niggers|Black]] 0.6% [[Shit Nobody Cares About|other]]
|ethnic_groups=86.3% Mestizo (mixed [[Aryan|White]] and Indigenous) 12.7% [[Aryan|White]] ([[Italy|Italian]], Spanish and [[Germany|German]]). 0.9% [[Islam|Arabs]] 0.2% Indigenous 0.1% [[Niggers|Black]] 0.6% [[Shit Nobody Cares About|other]]
|currency=[[United States]] Dollar
|currency=[[United States|US Dollar]]
|largest_city=San Salvador|capital=San Salvador}}
|capital=San Salvador}}
[[File:TheSaviorOfTheWorld.png|thumb|360x360px]]
'''El Salvador''' (Translated literally: [[Jesus Christ|The Saviour]]) also known as '''BukeleLand''' is a country located in the [[SNCA]] continent of [[Latinx|Central America]], it was [[best known for]] its typical [[nigger]] activities involving gangs, including the 1979-1992 civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruledcucked by [[Nayib Bukele|their president]]. It's widely considered as the [[Gem|Gemmiest]] country of the entire Latinx region for its [[TND|exemplar criminal justice]].
'''El Salvador''' (Translated literally: [[Jesus Christ|The Saviour]]) also known as '''BukeleLand''' is a country located in the [[SNCA]] continent of Central America, it was [[best known for]] its typical [[nigger]] activities involving gangs, including the [[Communism|cold war]] era civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruled by a [[Chud]] known as [[Nayib Bukele]]. It's widely considered as the [[Gem|Gemmiest]] country of the entire [[Meximutt|Latin American]] region.


==History==
==History==
===BukeleLand===
[[File:Bupepe.mp4|thumb|355x355px]]
[[File:Bupepe.mp4|thumb|355x355px]]
El Salvador ain't a country anymore, it's straight up Bukele Land took over and turned it into his own kingdom.
===Colonization===
=====History before the Bukele kingdom=====
Back in ancient times some [[Mayans|Mayan]] people were just chilling in the jungle, [[content farm|farming]] corn, building basic pyramids and pretending they had a real civilization like the [[Mexico|Aztecs]] but smaller and lamer.
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El salvador before the chad took full control was one long embarrassing soy timeline of brown mutt retardation that dragged on for centuries GEEEEEEEEEEG. back in ancient times some mayan and pipil types were just chilling in the jungle, farming corn, building basic pyramids and pretending they had a real civilization like the aztecs but smaller and lamer.
   
   
They called the place something like "land of the jewels" [[America|or something]] but it was mostly just exploding volcanoes, mountains and endless tribal drama with no real wins. then the spanish showed up in [[Oldfag|1524]] led by [[Literal who|pedro de alvarado]], swords out, [[jesus]] in one hand and greed in the other. the pipil-mayan niggas tried to fight back but got wrecked hard – superior steel and tactics turned their little resistance into a joke. by 1540 the spanish had crushed everything and turned the territory into a boring colony full of plantations growing indigo and later coffee.
They called the place something like "land of the jewels" [[Amerimutt|or something]] but it was mostly just exploding volcanoes, mountains and endless [[Furcord leaks|tribal drama]] with no real wins. Then the [[Spanish]] showed up in 1524 led by [[Literal who|Pedro de Alvarado]], swords out, Jesus in one hand and greed in the other. The Mayan niggas tried to fight back but got wrecked hard – superior steel and tactics turned their little resistance into a joke. By 1540 the Spanish had crushed everyone and turned the territory into a boring colony full of plantations growing indigo and later coffee.


the locals got mixed into half-breed beaner soup real quick, with spanish elites lording over indigenous peasants on big haciendas. it was a classic colonial fail forced labor, diseases wiping out tons of natives, and the spanish treating the whole place like a cash cow while the average brownshit scraped by. el salvador stayed part of the captaincy general of [[guatemala]] for centuries, exporting crops that boomed and busted every few decades. cocoa was big early on then crashed, indigo took over, then coffee became the obsession. the elites (those 14 rich families known as las catorce) grabbed all the good land, kicked peasants off their plots, and built an oligarchy that made sure power and money stayed in the same pale hands while everyone else stayed poor and pissed.
The locals got mixed into half-breed beaner soup real quick, with Spanish [[Janny Cabal|elites]] lording over indigenous peasants on big farms. It was a classic colonial fail forced labor, diseases wiping out tons of natives, and the spanish treating the whole place like a cash cow while the average brownshit scraped by. El Salvador stayed part of the [[Guatemala|Captaincy General of Guatemala]] for centuries, exporting crops that boomed and busted every few decades. [[Ongezellig|Cocoa]] was a big resource early on, then crashed, and indigo took over, then Coffee became the obsession. The elites (those 14 rich families known as Las Catorce) grabbed all the good land, kicked peasants off their plots, and built an oligarchy ensuring their power and money stayed in the same pale hands while everyone else stayed poor and pissed.


fast forward to the 1800s and independence hit in 1821 when they ditched spain along with the rest of central america. they tried joining [[mexico]] for a bit, then formed the united provinces of central america with guatemala, [[honduras]] and the others, lame federation that fell apart in like 15 years because everyone hated each other and kept having dumb little wars.
===Early independence===


By 1840 el salvador was "fully independent" but it was still the same retard republic mode, constant coups, military strongmen rotating in and out, and the coffee barons pulling all the strings behind the scenes. the 19th century was just endless border skirmishes with neighbors (they fought honduras a bunch, guatemala too) and internal revolts that went nowhere. one highlight was the 1969 football war with honduras – they actually went to real war over a soccer match (Typical [[Latinx]] behavior), kicked out hundreds of thousands of salvadorans living there, and made everything even more tense and poor.
Fast forward to the 1800s and independence hit in 1821 when {{echoes|they}} ditched Spain along with the rest of Central America. They tried joining Mexico for a bit, then formed the United Provinces of Central America with Guatemala, [[Honduras]] and the others. Although promising, it was a lame union that fell apart in like 15 years because [[useless nigger wars|everyone hated each other and kept having dumb little wars]].


the real era kicked off in the early 1900s. during the great depression the peasants were starving while the elites hoarded everything, so in 1932 some indigenous and worker types tried a communist uprising. the government under maximiliano hernandez martinez (The previous mentioned dictator who was a hitler-pilled and wanted to keep things [[Aryan|ARYAN]]) launched la matanza – squads went full send and chopped up 10-30k natives, to keep the red mutt revolution from spreading. it was brutal but it concentrated power even more with the military and rich families. martinez even had some nazi sympathies and refugees popping up later, which the soy historians still cry about.
By 1840 El Salvador was "fully independent" but it was still the same retard republic system, constant coups, military strongmen rotating in and out, and [[Happy Merchant|the coffee barons pulling all the strings behind the scenes]]. The 19th century was just endless border skirmishes with neighbors and [[Soysurgency|internal revolts that went nowhere]]. One highlight was the 1969 [[football]] war with Honduras – [[geg|they actually went to real war over a soccer match]] (typical latinx behavior) - which just fucked up things more.
[[File:Maximiliano Hernández Martínez.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Supposedly jerked off to Hitler’s mustache before switching teams to kiss the Allies' ass.]]
=== 20th Century ===
The real era kicked off in the early 1900s. During the great depression, peasants were starving while the elites hoarded everything, so in 1932 some injuns attempted a [[communist]] uprising. The government under Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez (The previous mentioned dictator who was [[Hitler|Hitlerpilled]]<ref>https://es.wikisource.org/wiki/Carta_Aut%C3%B3grafa_del_Canciller_de_Alemania_al_Presidente_de_la_Rep%C3%BAblica_de_El_Salvador</ref> and wanted to keep things [[aryan]]) launched ''la matanza'' – squads went full send and chopped up 10-30k natives to stop the revolution from spreading. It was brutal but it concentrated power even more with the military and rich families. Martinez even had some nazi sympathies and refugees popping up later, or however the [[soyboys]] still cry about.


After ww2 it got gayer. the country stayed under military rule with fake elections and the same oligarchy in charge. by the 1970s the leftists started getting organized, pissed about land inequality and repression. the right-wing government (backed by the US because cold war) cracked down with death squads and the whole thing exploded into full civil war from 1979 to 1992. both sides went full psycho: massacres in villages, priests getting murdered, torture, disappearances, over 70-80k dead total with the government doing most of the heavy lifting. one million people displaced, the economy wrecked, and the place turned into a shooting gallery where beaners were just cannon fodder for ideology. the us poured in money and training to stop the commies while they hid in the mountains and did their own atrocities.
By the 70s the leftists started getting organized, pissed about land, poverty and repression. The  government (backed by the [[United States|US]] because of the Cold War) cracked down with death squads and the whole thing exploded into a full [[Soyvil war|civil war]] from 1979 to 1992. Both sides went full psycho: massacres in villages, priests getting murdered, torture, disappearances, over 70-80k dead total with the government doing most of the heavy lifting. One million people displaced, the economy wrecked, and the place turned into a shooting gallery where beaners were just cannon fodder for ideology. The US poured in money and training to stop the [[Soviet Union|Soviet]] influence while the commies hid in the mountains and did their own atrocities.


The war finally ended in 1992 with a un-brokered peace deal that let the ex-guerrillas turn into a political party and pretend democracy was real now. but peace was fake. the old fighters from both sides became the new corrupt politicians – on the "right" and on the "left" taking turns looting the country in a bipolar tag team. meanwhile all the salvadorans who fled to los angeles during the war got deported back as hardened ms-13 and barrio 18 gang mutts after soaking up us prison culture. these tattooed extortionist crews took over huge neighborhoods, taxing everyone for "protection," recruiting kids, and turning the place into one of the most violent countries on earth. the two parties spent the next 25 years seething at each other, making backroom deals with the gangs for votes, ignoring real problems, and letting corruption and poverty run wild. volcanoes kept erupting for fun, and anyone with half a brain tried to bounce to the us.
The war finally ended in 1992 with a un-brokered peace deal that let the ex-guerrillas turn into a political party and pretend democracy was real now. But peace was only decorative. The old fighters from both sides became the new corrupt politicians – on the "right" and on the "left" taking turns looting the country in a bipolar tag team. Meanwhile all the Salvadorans who fled to [[Los Angeles]] during the war got deported back as hardened MS-13 and Barrio 18 gang mutts after soaking up US prison culture. These tattooed extortionist crews took over huge neighborhoods, taxing everyone for "protection", recruiting kids, and turning the place into one of the most violent countries on Earth. the two parties spent the next 25 years seething at each other, making backroom deals with the gangs For votes, ignoring real problems, and letting corruption and poverty run wild. Volcanoes kept erupting for fun, and anyone with half a brain tried to find home in America.


And that's how in 2019 nayib bukele got elected, started cleaning the house, and began turning the entire failed experiment into his own known '''KINGDOWN''' where none of that old bullshit gets to run anymore.
===Present===
 
El Salvador has earned its recognition for its concentration camps. Bukele's main policies, including capturing [[Swaglord|gangs]] and sending them to death camps; turning the country's economy encrypted like [[India]]; resulted in the El Salvador [[HRT| [[Nigger|a literal shit hole]] (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any [[Africa|African nation and Haiti]] blah blah blah) into Heaven.  
===Origins===
[[File:Maximiliano Hernández Martínez.jpg|left|thumb|467x467px|Supposedly jerked off to Hitler’s mustache before switching teams to kiss the Allies' ass.]]
Just like every other taco-munching country, El Salvador got screwed by the Espanol Conquistadors who showed up, fucked the locals, and left a mess of half-breed kids and that's basically how everything started (letting THEM deal with their own problems).
 
===The Key Events that have occurred over decades===
During the time of the [[World War 2|Second World War]], it has been detailed that El Salvador has been an ally (and if not) a supporter of [[Adolf Hitler]], by another Chud by the name of [[Literal who|Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez]].<ref>Carta de Adolf Hitler a Maximiliano Hernández Martínez : Adolf Hitler : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive</ref>
[[File:Dead bodies of the killing of the salvadorean army in 1932.jpg|thumb|319x319px|The Result]]
This same person was responsible for the murder of hundreds of indigenous people who, according to reports, were advocating for a [[Communism|communist]] revolution in the country with [[Retard|MACHETES as weapons of defense against firearms]].<ref>Jan. 22, 1932: La Matanza ("The Massacre") Begins in El Salvador - Zinn Education Project</ref>
 
(This is, in fact, not the main reason since his policies were to persecute people of brownshit ethnicities because he wanted to keep the country as white as possible).
 
ACCORDING TO OLD FARTS, El Salvador was, among [[Argentina]], one of the few Latino countries (Even doe Argentina isn't entirely mixed) were Bigot [[Nazi]]<nowiki/>cells immigrated.
==Cold War==
In the 80's, a civil war began, where the communist minorities finally got the opportunity to gain access to weapons THANKS to their [[Faggots|comrades]] from other nations where they can begin their [[Useless nigger wars|revolution]] (Still lost tho).
 
==Present==
[[File:Bukelefuture.webp|left|thumb|368x368px|GODkele being elected in 2090]]
As mentioned, El Salvador has earned its recognition for its [[Arabs|Arabic]] [[frog]], His main policies, including capturing the well know [[Swaglord|violent gangs]] (Which they've been trying to escape everywhere including [[Euromutt|Europe]] according to relatable [[X|Xitter]] sources and [[Oldfag|Old media reports]] (Not including X) ) sending them to Death Camps GEEEEEEEEEG, Turning the country Crypto (Scammy like [[India]]), and Converting The Savior [[Aryan|ARYAN]], resulted in the transformation of his country from [[Nigger|a literal shit hole]] (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any [[Africa|African nation and Haiti]] blah blah blah) into Heaven.  
==Society==
==Society==
[[File:Salvadoran.png|thumb|365x365px|The Maje]]
[[File:Salvadoran.png|thumb|365x365px|The average Salvadorean looks like this.]]
[[File:Salvadoran Person.png|thumb|The Average Salvadoran looks like this]]
Salvadorans are known traditionally for being '''Ultra Conservatives''', according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of [[Nigger|LGBT groups]] during the years especially [[trannies]].<ref>No Safe Haven for LGBT People in El Salvador | Human Rights Watch</ref>
Salvadorans are known traditionally for being '''Ultra Conservatives''', according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of [[Nigger|LGBT groups]] during the years especially [[trannies]].<ref>No Safe Haven for LGBT People in El Salvador | Human Rights Watch</ref>


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==Notable People==
==Notable People==
*The morbidly obese Sissy [[Vivziepop|Vivzie FUCKING pop]]
*[[Vivziepop|Vivzie FUCKING pop]]
*[[Nayib Bukele]]
*[[Nayib Bukele]]
*[[Oldfag dysphoria|Fernanfloo]]
*[[Oldfag dysphoria|Fernanfloo]]
*[[Wigger|Kilmar Abrego Garcia]] (Yes, the legal Maryland man according to faggy sources) <ref>DHS Releases Bombshell Investigative Report on Kilmar Abrego Garcia Suspected Human Trafficking Incident | Homeland Security</ref>
*[[Wigger|Kilmar Abrego Garcia]] (Yes, the legal Maryland man according to faggy sources) <ref>{{glowtext|https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/04/18/dhs-releases-bombshell-investigative-report-kilmar-abrego-garcia-suspected-human}}</ref>
*[[Christianity (positive perspective)|Oscar Romero]] (Dead archbishop, sainted for giving a fuck about the poor)
*[[Christianity (positive perspective)|Oscar Romero]] (Dead archbishop, sainted for giving a fuck about the poor)
*[[Nazi|Refugee Nazis]]
*[[Retard|The mentally challenged]].
*[[Retard|The Mentally Challenged]].
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Revision as of 22:04, 18 August 2026

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El Salvador (Translated literally: The Saviour) also known as BukeleLand is a country located in the SNCA continent of Central America, it was best known for its typical nigger activities involving gangs, including the 1979-1992 civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruledcucked by their president. It's widely considered as the Gemmiest country of the entire Latinx region for its exemplar criminal justice.

History

Colonization

Back in ancient times some Mayan people were just chilling in the jungle, farming corn, building basic pyramids and pretending they had a real civilization like the Aztecs but smaller and lamer.

They called the place something like "land of the jewels" or something but it was mostly just exploding volcanoes, mountains and endless tribal drama with no real wins. Then the Spanish showed up in 1524 led by Pedro de Alvarado, swords out, Jesus in one hand and greed in the other. The Mayan niggas tried to fight back but got wrecked hard – superior steel and tactics turned their little resistance into a joke. By 1540 the Spanish had crushed everyone and turned the territory into a boring colony full of plantations growing indigo and later coffee.

The locals got mixed into half-breed beaner soup real quick, with Spanish elites lording over indigenous peasants on big farms. It was a classic colonial fail forced labor, diseases wiping out tons of natives, and the spanish treating the whole place like a cash cow while the average brownshit scraped by. El Salvador stayed part of the Captaincy General of Guatemala for centuries, exporting crops that boomed and busted every few decades. Cocoa was a big resource early on, then crashed, and indigo took over, then Coffee became the obsession. The elites (those 14 rich families known as Las Catorce) grabbed all the good land, kicked peasants off their plots, and built an oligarchy ensuring their power and money stayed in the same pale hands while everyone else stayed poor and pissed.

Early independence

Fast forward to the 1800s and independence hit in 1821 when (((they))) ditched Spain along with the rest of Central America. They tried joining Mexico for a bit, then formed the United Provinces of Central America with Guatemala, Honduras and the others. Although promising, it was a lame union that fell apart in like 15 years because everyone hated each other and kept having dumb little wars.

By 1840 El Salvador was "fully independent" but it was still the same retard republic system, constant coups, military strongmen rotating in and out, and the coffee barons pulling all the strings behind the scenes. The 19th century was just endless border skirmishes with neighbors and internal revolts that went nowhere. One highlight was the 1969 football war with Honduras – they actually went to real war over a soccer match (typical latinx behavior) - which just fucked up things more.

Supposedly jerked off to Hitler’s mustache before switching teams to kiss the Allies' ass.

20th Century

The real era kicked off in the early 1900s. During the great depression, peasants were starving while the elites hoarded everything, so in 1932 some injuns attempted a communist uprising. The government under Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez (The previous mentioned dictator who was Hitlerpilled[1] and wanted to keep things aryan) launched la matanza – squads went full send and chopped up 10-30k natives to stop the revolution from spreading. It was brutal but it concentrated power even more with the military and rich families. Martinez even had some nazi sympathies and refugees popping up later, or however the soyboys still cry about.

By the 70s the leftists started getting organized, pissed about land, poverty and repression. The government (backed by the US because of the Cold War) cracked down with death squads and the whole thing exploded into a full civil war from 1979 to 1992. Both sides went full psycho: massacres in villages, priests getting murdered, torture, disappearances, over 70-80k dead total with the government doing most of the heavy lifting. One million people displaced, the economy wrecked, and the place turned into a shooting gallery where beaners were just cannon fodder for ideology. The US poured in money and training to stop the Soviet influence while the commies hid in the mountains and did their own atrocities.

The war finally ended in 1992 with a un-brokered peace deal that let the ex-guerrillas turn into a political party and pretend democracy was real now. But peace was only decorative. The old fighters from both sides became the new corrupt politicians – on the "right" and on the "left" taking turns looting the country in a bipolar tag team. Meanwhile all the Salvadorans who fled to Los Angeles during the war got deported back as hardened MS-13 and Barrio 18 gang mutts after soaking up US prison culture. These tattooed extortionist crews took over huge neighborhoods, taxing everyone for "protection", recruiting kids, and turning the place into one of the most violent countries on Earth. the two parties spent the next 25 years seething at each other, making backroom deals with the gangs For votes, ignoring real problems, and letting corruption and poverty run wild. Volcanoes kept erupting for fun, and anyone with half a brain tried to find home in America.

Present

El Salvador has earned its recognition for its concentration camps. Bukele's main policies, including capturing gangs and sending them to death camps; turning the country's economy encrypted like India; resulted in the El Salvador [[HRT| a literal shit hole (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any African nation and Haiti blah blah blah) into Heaven.

Society

The average Salvadorean looks like this.

Salvadorans are known traditionally for being Ultra Conservatives, according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of LGBT groups during the years especially trannies.[2]

They're particularly responsible for flooding America with 1.4 million immigrants, second only to Meximutts.

Usually, there are high rates of couples banging in cramped shacks, too horny to care if their kids are sleeping next door, all to make more babies that they can’t feed. And if you don't get any bitches on your dick, you would be classified as a faggot.

Facts about El Salvador

  • 80% of the population are Christians, praying to God while the country prospers.
  • Light-skinned Salvadorans act superior, shitting on darker mestizos like they’re kings.
  • 10% can’t read
  • Started a war over football (Won the War)
  • San Salvador is a concrete slum where you’ll get robbed blind by some thug.
  • There are 20+ active volcanoes.
  • Is the first and the only country that has Bitcoin as a legal currency.
  • It has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies recorded.
  • There are high rates of people living in the mountains
  • There are about 86,000-100,000 people arrested, making it the second country with the most arrests on the American continent.

Notable People

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://es.wikisource.org/wiki/Carta_Aut%C3%B3grafa_del_Canciller_de_Alemania_al_Presidente_de_la_Rep%C3%BAblica_de_El_Salvador
  2. ↑ No Safe Haven for LGBT People in El Salvador | Human Rights Watch
  3. ↑ https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/04/18/dhs-releases-bombshell-investigative-report-kilmar-abrego-garcia-suspected-human
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