SNCA:El Salvador

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El Salvador (Translated literally: The Saviour) also known as BukeleLand is a country located in the SNCA continent of Central America, it was best known for its typical nigger activities involving gangs, including the cold war era civil war, but it later got known internationally for being ruled by a Chud known as Nayib Bukele. It's widely considered as the Gemmiest country of the entire Latin American region.

History

BukeleLand

El Salvador ain't a country anymore, it's straight up Bukele Land took over and turned it into his own kingdom.

History before the Bukele kingdom

El salvador before the chad took full control was one long embarrassing soy timeline of brown mutt retardation that dragged on for centuries GEEEEEEEEEEG. back in ancient times some mayan and pipil types were just chilling in the jungle, farming corn, building basic pyramids and pretending they had a real civilization like the aztecs but smaller and lamer.

They called the place something like "land of the jewels" or something but it was mostly just exploding volcanoes, mountains and endless tribal drama with no real wins. then the spanish showed up in 1524 led by pedro de alvarado, swords out, jesus in one hand and greed in the other. the pipil-mayan niggas tried to fight back but got wrecked hard – superior steel and tactics turned their little resistance into a joke. by 1540 the spanish had crushed everything and turned the territory into a boring colony full of plantations growing indigo and later coffee.

the locals got mixed into half-breed beaner soup real quick, with spanish elites lording over indigenous peasants on big haciendas. it was a classic colonial fail forced labor, diseases wiping out tons of natives, and the spanish treating the whole place like a cash cow while the average brownshit scraped by. el salvador stayed part of the captaincy general of guatemala for centuries, exporting crops that boomed and busted every few decades. cocoa was big early on then crashed, indigo took over, then coffee became the obsession. the elites (those 14 rich families known as las catorce) grabbed all the good land, kicked peasants off their plots, and built an oligarchy that made sure power and money stayed in the same pale hands while everyone else stayed poor and pissed.

fast forward to the 1800s and independence hit in 1821 when they ditched spain along with the rest of central america. they tried joining mexico for a bit, then formed the united provinces of central america with guatemala, honduras and the others, lame federation that fell apart in like 15 years because everyone hated each other and kept having dumb little wars.

By 1840 el salvador was "fully independent" but it was still the same retard republic mode, constant coups, military strongmen rotating in and out, and the coffee barons pulling all the strings behind the scenes. the 19th century was just endless border skirmishes with neighbors (they fought honduras a bunch, guatemala too) and internal revolts that went nowhere. one highlight was the 1969 football war with honduras – they actually went to real war over a soccer match (Typical Latinx behavior), kicked out hundreds of thousands of salvadorans living there, and made everything even more tense and poor.

the real era kicked off in the early 1900s. during the great depression the peasants were starving while the elites hoarded everything, so in 1932 some indigenous and worker types tried a communist uprising. the government under maximiliano hernandez martinez (The previous mentioned dictator who was a hitler-pilled and wanted to keep things ARYAN) launched la matanza – squads went full send and chopped up 10-30k natives, to keep the red mutt revolution from spreading. it was brutal but it concentrated power even more with the military and rich families. martinez even had some nazi sympathies and refugees popping up later, which the soy historians still cry about.

After ww2 it got gayer. the country stayed under military rule with fake elections and the same oligarchy in charge. by the 1970s the leftists started getting organized, pissed about land inequality and repression. the right-wing government (backed by the US because cold war) cracked down with death squads and the whole thing exploded into full civil war from 1979 to 1992. both sides went full psycho: massacres in villages, priests getting murdered, torture, disappearances, over 70-80k dead total with the government doing most of the heavy lifting. one million people displaced, the economy wrecked, and the place turned into a shooting gallery where beaners were just cannon fodder for ideology. the us poured in money and training to stop the commies while they hid in the mountains and did their own atrocities.

The war finally ended in 1992 with a un-brokered peace deal that let the ex-guerrillas turn into a political party and pretend democracy was real now. but peace was fake. the old fighters from both sides became the new corrupt politicians – on the "right" and on the "left" taking turns looting the country in a bipolar tag team. meanwhile all the salvadorans who fled to los angeles during the war got deported back as hardened ms-13 and barrio 18 gang mutts after soaking up us prison culture. these tattooed extortionist crews took over huge neighborhoods, taxing everyone for "protection," recruiting kids, and turning the place into one of the most violent countries on earth. the two parties spent the next 25 years seething at each other, making backroom deals with the gangs for votes, ignoring real problems, and letting corruption and poverty run wild. volcanoes kept erupting for fun, and anyone with half a brain tried to bounce to the us.

And that's how in 2019 nayib bukele got elected, started cleaning the house, and began turning the entire failed experiment into his own known KINGDOWN where none of that old bullshit gets to run anymore.

Origins

Supposedly jerked off to Hitler’s mustache before switching teams to kiss the Allies' ass.

Just like every other taco-munching country, El Salvador got screwed by the Espanol Conquistadors who showed up, fucked the locals, and left a mess of half-breed kids and that's basically how everything started (letting THEM deal with their own problems).

The Key Events that have occurred over decades

During the time of the Second World War, it has been detailed that El Salvador has been an ally (and if not) a supporter of Adolf Hitler, by another Chud by the name of Maximiliano Hernandez Martinez.

The Result

This same person was responsible for the murder of hundreds of indigenous people who, according to reports, were advocating for a communist revolution in the country with MACHETES as weapons of defense against firearms.

(This is, in fact, not the main reason since his policies were to persecute people of brownshit ethnicities because he wanted to keep the country as white as possible).

ACCORDING TO OLD FARTS, El Salvador was, among Argentina, one of the few Latino countries (Even doe Argentina isn't entirely mixed) were Bigot Nazicells immigrated.

Cold War

In the 80's, a civil war began, where the communist minorities finally got the opportunity to gain access to weapons THANKS to their comrades from other nations where they can begin their revolution (Still lost tho).

Present

GODkele being elected in 2090

As mentioned, El Salvador has earned its recognition for its Arabic frog, His main policies, including capturing the well know violent gangs (Which they've been trying to escape everywhere including Europe according to relatable Xitter sources and Old media reports (Not including X) ) sending them to Death Camps GEEEEEEEEEG, Turning the country Crypto (Scammy like India), and Converting The Savior ARYAN, resulted in the transformation of his country from a literal shit hole (like Trump mentioned back in 2018 among other countries that unfortunately are still shitholes nowadays like any African nation and Haiti blah blah blah) into Heaven.

Society

The Maje

Salvadorans are known traditionally for being Ultra Conservatives, according to an analysis, they advocated the murder of hundreds of LGBT groups during the years especially trannies.

They're particularly responsible for flooding America with 1.4 million immigrants, second only to Meximutts.

Usually, there are high rates of couples banging in cramped shacks, too horny to care if their kids are sleeping next door, all to make more babies that they can’t feed. And if you don't get any bitches on your dick, you would be classified as a faggot.

Facts about El Salvador

• 80% of the population are Christians, praying to God while the country prospers.
• Light-skinned Salvadorans act superior, shitting on darker mestizos like they’re kings.
• 10% can’t read
• Started a war over football (Won the War)
• San Salvador is a concrete slum where you’ll get robbed blind by some thug.
• There are 20+ active volcanoes.
• Is the first and the only country that has Bitcoin as a legal currency.
• It has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies recorded.
• There are high rates of people living in the mountains
• There are about 86,000-100,000 people arrested, making it the second country with the most arrests on the American continent.

Notable People

• The morbidly obese Sissy Vivzie FUCKING pop
• Nayib Bukele
• Fernanfloo
• Kilmar Abrego Garcia (Yes, the legal Maryland man according to faggy sources)
• Oscar Romero (Dead archbishop, sainted for giving a fuck about the poor)
• Refugee Nazis
• The Mentally Challenged.

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