/bp/ Oil Spill

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Bp/ Oil Spill was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord

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Bp/ Oil Spill was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: 100% cattywipe of /bp/

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'CHIVE

/bp/ Oil Spill
Part of SHARTY Raids
DateDecember 25, 2024
Location
/BP/
Result TOTAL /dem/ VICTORY + $22.44
Belligerents
/dem/ /bp/
Commanders and leaders

CobsonTALKS
Hunter II

EAK		 Oil companies
Strength

3 commanders

50+ viewers		 5 furfags in a cord
Casualties and losses
None
  • All board threads wiped
  • Being baited
  • GETS lost
  • 'Cord ChatLogs
  • $20

/bp/ Oil Spill was a raiding operation psyop promoted by talkscord to boost xis reputation which began on December 25, 2024. CobsonTALKS told Hunter II to spy operation on /bp/. They planned to spam questions about either bipedal animals or petroleum because they are furfags and should not prevail over /dem/, Hunter II did a demo raid and spammed about Bipedal Animals with relevant questions to the board like, "How does bipedalism influence foraging techniques?" Hunter II wiped 1/4 in 30 minutes. the dumbass furfags actually thought someone was pph spamming their board, so they also bumped and answered the questions on the raid threads because they are nufags who joined through cord. Then a janny wiped all his posts; luckily, wiping his posts does not affect the already 404ed posts, so he was fine. The only thing being that they now needed 250 posts to do a wipe because 5 pages were empty.

Initial Raid and Aftermath[edit | edit source]

CobsonTALKS alongside EAK and Hunter II (who was a janny on /dem/ raided /bp/ while streaming, guiding the viewers to spam threads about petroleum in the board to wipe all the furfag threads and 404 them. Everything went quickly, so quickly that servers could not keep up and displayed outdated threads as they reached a peak of 500 PPH, outperforming /soy/ and every other board combined. /dem/ also stole their 12000 GET, and everything was wiped in less than 1 hour.

But they had just one issue: suddenly 5 furfags joined, from their 'cord, and tried saving one of the furfag Christmas threads filled with EPI that was being bumped. It was by far the most active thread with the most content. Luckily, their stupid asses did not bother bumping everything else, because if they did, we would have to post another 200 times to kill it.

Strategy and Counteraction[edit | edit source]

After wiping EVERY single thread besides the Christmas one, CobsonTALKS and his friends planned to do a mass super sage all at once to bump it down to 20, then wipe it, but the furfags were spamming EPI. CobsonTALKS took the viewers and spammed on their own board /dem/ to boost pph, but since they have an IQ above 50 and no urges to constantly post and goon to borderline porn all the time, they spammed in a single thread to not wipe any gems they have made. Then they surpassed /bp/'s 500 pph, as it also began to lower when everyone left to spam on /dem/.

Unironically called Discord. This perfectly showcases how fetishistic and mentally ill they are /bp/ fags are.

Furfag Response[edit | edit source]

The retarded furries, feeling prideful, decided to also try wiping by spamming something they said they would never do, but they were so dumb and retarded they totally forgot about their Christmas thread they put so much pride into keeping safe. As spies who remained hidden on /bp/ super saged it, and with the unknowing retarded effort, the EPI spammers turned their only win into a MASSIVE FAIL. One retarded furfag, who was too busy boasting. They lost in every turn they decided to try to counterattack on /dem/. a janny however wiped anything they posted, doing 0 damage but boosting the pph.

The Call[edit | edit source]

One of the furfags, feeling so defeated, paid 20 dollars to CobsonTALKS to call him after he said no to his constant begging. 20 dollars was enough for CobsonTALKS to accept his call, and the call was just about how you would expect: it was him seething, asking retarded questions like "1V1 me on hypixel" or "1V1 me in Tetris" or ">1V1 ME IN THIS TRANIME GAME YOU NEVER PLAYED," and him screaming at CobsonTALKS that he is in fact not a gooner or a pedo despite the entire board being filled with EPI, some actually borderline cp epi. After even more autistic ramblin by him and CobsonTALKS BTFO him on a steam call, someone paid 3 dollars for cobsontalks to leave, and he left.

Then Hunter II went in the call and screamed at him, and Hunter II heard him stutter, nearing either crying or a panic attack. Then Hunter II went back to the call, and after that, they continued to spam on a /dem/ thread, surpassing big boards to cement its permanent presence as a board.

He was British and called Parliament the House of Commons, saying, "Oi, laddie!"

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

After surpassing /r/ in post count, they decided to end the stream. The furfags, enraged, acted as if their enemies had retreated, even though they simply left after winning just straight-up coping with claims like, "we won despite all evidence to the contrary. After that, they made several failed attempts to raid /dem/, still failing and still coping. However, it turned out to be a massive win for the Sharty, as furfaggots are one of the main reasons the Sharty is dying, and CobsonTALKS managed to prove it™s possible to beat the faggots who spam EPI and 'p. The funniest part is that the raid technically followed the rules because we kept posting about petroleum. On the 26, they're either having a civil or doing a massive false flag by posting fetish EPI instead of their normal EPI, like inflation, pregnancy, and BBC, blaming it on CobsonTALKS

Call expanded[edit | edit source]

After the British pedo cuck (we will be shortening it to BP cuck) was done being exposed by CobsonTALKS and Hunter II, xhe decided to spend 12 hours editing a response video during all xir seeth. Despite the so-called interview being 1) xim crying and begging for a game and 2) an unbothered CobsonTalks saying no, "Ive dissected the video's points and ideas and will swiftly bring them down."

Pedophile Accusations

proven in their leaked chatlogs.

Mic Volume Intentionally Lowered

Blvd thinks everything is against xim, a common sign of autism. People just have different settings.

BP Discord

proven in their leaked chatlogs.

Everything Else

Everything else in xis video was xim slurring xis sentences and wandering around with unsure ideas. Xhe clearly was not thinking straight when xhe made the video. Pro-tip: there is a reason why content creators similar to you make scripts. Consider making one next time. Also, xis constant leakage about one janny who btfod xim harder than Talks on call. all of this was likely proven in their leaked chatlogs.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • (PROOF ITS NOT CORD) this is where it all started us laying out our ideas (this is a 3 person group chat not an offsite community if anyone was asking + we could only contact EAK thru steam)
    (PROOF ITS NOT CORD) this is where it all started us laying out our ideas (this is a 3 person group chat not an offsite community if anyone was asking + we could only contact EAK thru steam)
  • pure cope. Its spliced together to make talks look dumb and xim look like a winner, but hilariously, it still makes xim look like a total cvck. So take it with a grain of salt on your popcorn, and remember—they lost all their threads.(xe made this shortly after the raid xir fingers must be sore)
  • the first thread on here also got deleted meaning it was a 100% wipe
    the first thread on here also got deleted meaning it was a 100% wipe
  • losing 100% of your threads is not considered defense
    losing 100% of your threads is not considered defense
  • this was before they found their can of cope
    this was before they found their can of cope
  • SAGE BOMBS INCOMING
    SAGE BOMBS INCOMING
  • Hunter, seeing the post count, decided to go on a round of baiting, stole the 15000 GET, and used their seethe to boil a cup of lemon tea.
    Hunter, seeing the post count, decided to go on a round of baiting, stole the 15000 GET, and used their seethe to boil a cup of lemon tea.
  • 12000 GET win
    12000 GET win
  • pinnacle of autism
    pinnacle of autism
  • same autistic fags above cant even quote correctly xe came from cord yesterday (context i called xir words words words "the left cant meme".)
    same autistic fags above cant even quote correctly xe came from cord yesterday (context i called xir words words words "the left cant meme".)

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Flood of Petroleum

[Verse 1]

Out on the Sharty, it was Christmas night

Cobson Talks rallied, prepped for the fight

Hunter the Second was ready, EAK on the stream

Raiding bp, petroleum-themed

(Pre-Chorus)

Bipedal furries, scrambling in fear

500 pee pee etch, were taking it here

Threads start falling, the chaos unfurls

Democracy's shining like a gem

[Chorus]

Oil spill, oil spill, the Sharty's alive

Crushing the furfags, no threads survive

Stealing the GETs, $22 to the call

The party's still winning, were raiding them all

[Verse 2]

Furfags panicked, they tried to respond

Spamming their threads, but their pride was gone

A Christmas thread, their last big stand

But Hunter the Second wiped it out with a janny's hand

(Pre-Chorus)

1v1 me in Tetrisâ they begged on the line

But $20 only bought Cobson's time

Crying and coping, their seethe on display

Another victory marked on this glorious day

[Chorus]

Oil spill, oil spill, the Sharty's alive

Crushing the furfags, no threads survive

Stealing the GETs, $22 to the call

The party's still winning, were raiding them all

[Bridge]

And then came the call

Oi, laddie Parliament demands you falla

But Hunter just laughed,

As bp fell to unarchived history, 100% wipe for free

[Verse 3]

From forums to cords, the cope was insane

A gemmy wiki to write all their pain

Blaming us for their fetish-filled mess

But rules were followed, petroleum success

(Pre-Chorus)

They shouted "IT'S NOT P" while bumping their thread

Forgot their defenses, now all of them fled

The raid was victorious, their losses were clear

And Cobson left them crying in seething fear

[Chorus]

Oil spill, oil spill, the Sharty's alive

Crushing the furfags, no threads survive

Stealing the GETs, $22 to the call

The party's still winning, were raiding them all

[Outro]

Oil spills eternal, the brimstone burns bright

A Sharty's triumph on that Christmas night

So raise a toast to chaos, to memes, and to might

For bp was wiped clean in the Party's great fight

Oil spill immortal, the chaos well-kept,

A Christmas raid, while their leaders wept.

Let them scream, let them cope all in the logs,

The party stands tall, Sharty legends and frogs.

Citations

these two videos document the entire raid start to end these videos

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