Argentina

Lose an entire heckin world war?

This nigga went to Argentina

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Mazel tov! Argentina is Kosher!

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Argentina, officially the Argentine Republic (República Argentina), is a third world shithole in South America. It is best known for being the first country to have white-skinned niggers, due the vast majority of the population being castizos and mestizos that like to larp as white shitalians.

The origins of the Argentinians can be traced back to the mixing between Spanish colonizers and the indigenous tribes in the Viceroyalty of Río de La Plata, however some years after being liberated from Spain by José De San Martín and their declaration of independence on 9th July 1816, a wave of european immigration promoted by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento's government would fill the country with raycis white devils who would mix with the mestizos in the area, creating a race of 75% european niggers with white skin who think they're the master race. Thanks to the CHAD Julio Argentino Roca, all indigenous tribes would be exterminated from certain areas of the country ^{[he didnt even kill all the indigenous tribes]} because of how ugly they were. The rest of their history would consist of losing or giving up every single conflict they entered asides of the triple alliance war where they gang raped paraGuAY with 2 more countries.

Argentina is also known because of the massive shitalian immigration during WW2, which along with many other factors lead to a high development the country has been losing to oblivion since the 70's, and heavily influenced their modern gastronomy and dialect. It's also the origin of argentinians being depicted with big kike noses which is a common facial feature in Italy.

Is Argentina white?

Short answer: Somewhat. Argentina is way whiter when compared to other latinx countries, albeit it falls short when compared to the european countries they like to project themselves on. It has one of the biggest white populations in South America, but the majority of Argentinians are not really "white"

Argentina is known for also having borderline zero niggers unlike other latinx countries (e.g Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela), because since slavery was abolished there was no reason to import them. The remaining niggers were eventually erased by being used as cannon fodder in the 1800s wars, dying in epidemics, being outnumbered by european migration and getting ultimately bred out of existence. The idea that landlords sold their slaves to brapzil when slavery was abolished in 1813 is just a myth. Natives were anihilated by both the spaniards in the colonial era, and the Argentinian military afterwards. Who could've guessed spears and arrows were no match to cannons and muskets? Geg.

According to the 2022 census, 2.3% of Argentinians are indigenous and only 0.7% are black. By strict definition Argentina is not a white majority country, but it's certainly one of the whitest countries in the niggerhell known as South America, right behind Uruguay which is around 90% white (albeit this is partly because they have a smaller population). Studies suggest that although around 80% of Argentina's population identifies as white, the genetic composition of the average Argentinian is 75% european, 23% redskin and 2% nigger, making most of them just white skinned castizos/mestizos.

Provinces

• Buenos Aires - Large cow meat exporter, buck-broken by its Metropolitan Area
• Uruguay
• Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires - Niggerfaggotkike shithole nobody likes (literally the origin place for everything that is wrong with the country)
• Córdoba
• Santa Fe
• Jujuy - Bolivian colony
• Formosa - Paraguayan colony
• Chaco - Bolivian colony ½
• Santiago del Estero - Southspic Alabama
• Misiones and Corrientes - Taken from Paraguay during the Triple Alliance War
• Tucumán
• Salta
• Catamarca
• Entre Ríos
• San Luis
• San Juan
• Mendoza
• La Rioja
• La Pampa
• Neuquén
• Rio Negro
• Chubut - Best known for a welsh community that was formed around the 1860's and Right Whale sightings
• Santa Cruz
• Tierra del Fuego - The only developed place left. Known for Ushuaia, the world's southernmost city (pop. 82,615 (2022), an ACTUAL city btw)

Falklands War

This crumpet is an English win.

The Falkland Islands, called "Islas Malvinas" by coping Argentinians, are literal SNCA islands on the south of Argentina, occupied by the British since 1833 (Argies didn't even give a fuck back then, not even when brits along the french assaulted the Paraná river and got BTFO'd by the extinct Argentine Confederation^🗝️).

In 1982, Argentina's de-facto government started a retarded war to take back the Falkland islands from the British, who had a thrembillion times more powerful army, as a last-ditch effort to save their debilitated public image. The British had support from Chile, who offered strategic points on their territory. Unsuprisingly, they lost the war and 649 niggers (most of them cacas who just turned 18 and didn't know how to use a rifle) died for nothing. Argentinians still leak and have a very controversial image because of this war and other decisions of their military dictatorship to this day.

Argentina eventually got their "revenge" 4 years later during a world cup match against England, in which Diego Maradona scored a goal with his hand and another one where he dribbled through 6 English players including the goalkeeper. (they genuinely think this is an own, btw. Geg)

It was all a CIA psyop to turn argentinians into cuckservative kike lovers over the pretext of getting rid of commies even doe leftoids have never been relevant on the country and the closest thing is some libtard wannabes who worship Juan Domingo Perón and Che Guevara despise they would hate each other and both would hate libtroons.

Notable People

Contrary to popular belief,Adolf Hitler did not actually move to Argentina and fake his death which is Snopes verified

• Curious George
• José de San Martín - Kicked the spanish empire from half of South America along with Bernardo O'Higgins
• Juan Manuel de Rosas
• Juan Domingo Perón
• Jorge Rafael Videla - Killed 30k commies
• Che Guevara - Started the commie invasion in Latinx America from Cuba^🔒 even doe xe also sent faggots to concentration camps^🗝️
• most of the population of trannies and faggots of south america along with Chile and Uruguay (excluding Brazil, but the general population of Brazil hates fags and troons unlike the southern cone which is overall ZOGed and libtarded).
• Julian Alvarez - He was turned into an in-joke to make mexicans and bolivians leak.
• Javier Milei- Mossad puppet.
• Some country-war coalers.
• Adolf Hitler (even doe this is debunked).
• Lionel Messi - One of the most famous football players.
• Adolf Eichman - Truest argentinian to ever live. ^{[you will never be a german lil branigger.]}
• Pope Francis - Satanist Jesuit who almost tarnished the vatican by letting trannies attend to church.
• Multiple soybooru namefags.

Bralatinxggers

Average bralatinxgger

The Bralatinxggers (or just simply Bratinxggers) are a branch of the braniggers discovered thanks to the Meximutt AI videos/images popularized by a Uruguayan cunnygger named "Kimoi".The bralatinxggers are basically the embodiment of everything that's wrong with tranime fans^{[How the common branigger]}, but with only latinxs and a level of hedonism equal to or even worse than that of seamonkeys. The bralatinxggers are usually from Argentina, Chile and Uruguay, and in some cases from other parts of Latin America.

Some of the characteristics of bralatinxggers are:

• Spamming AI videos and images of Meximutt, tranime girl mocking or lolishota porn to anyone who questions their shitty tastes
• Believing that liking tranime instead of football makes themselves """"smarter"""" than the average argentinian, because it's le heckin' bigoted normieslop and sheeeit
• They proclaim themselves "jovenes sensibles" (chudcel but branigger dogwhistle)
• They'll talk like curifeo/VyR as a form of mockery if the one insulting the lolishota, pedophilia and having sex with teenagers is latinx like xhim
• Accusing everyone who criticizes his pedophilic and gooner tastes of bolita, marronazo, latinx, etc. (Ways of saying shitskin in spanish without resulting in a ban of their Xitter accounts)
• "Arguing" or making "jokes" about having sex with irl or not underages
• Use soyspeak from time to time
• Blaming the "villeros" for the high criminality rate (villeros are basically their equivalent of thugs, but instead of being black, they are "boliguayos") (Probably the only keyed thing they do)
• Like the things on this list
• Unlike the things on this list
• They'll say that any hedonistic and pedophilic subhuman shit that made a spic like them or their follower is "based" on and makes you a "GENIO!"
• Regardless of whether they hate or love their country, they will always adore Japan until death, probably to see if a foid from there will fuck with them.
• They use domestic abuse cases from their own country as a deflection tactic whenever someone criticizes Japan for its sexual harassment issues.
• Hate reaction vyr/curinegro/facebook spanish meme images (It's ironic knowing they use the same crap, only with tranime girls or the "GENIO!" images)
• All of their reposts are basically EPI content or outright porn
• Put a tranime girl or porn of her with larper shit in the middle and saying that it's a "gem"
• See some foid from some tranime, Japan or other media and says "Esto es lo que Peron me quito" or some similar phrase, accusing a 1950s dictator for all the disgraces in their life.
• blaming other Latinxs, foids, europeans, and hoodweebs for not letting them be subhuman hedonistic pieces of shit because "muh they're worse off o algo"
• To hate or love Jews as their president constantly switching between nazi chud and MAGA amerimutt larp
• Consume manchild or tranime content and his porn
• If they know about the existence of sharty and soysphere, They larp for being a veteran soysphere user (unfortunately some of them could be actual oldfags considering the influence of Kuz era) or hate it because "muh are moralfags and spam 'p and gore o algo" despite using their creations and terms
• Call any anti-lolishota 'toss^🗝️ "coal"
• Post more porn with the hashtags #VIOLENaKicillof #YoVotoLLA
• Being incels and spewing hatred towards foids and the "casalarga" unless it's waifus from tranime or manchild content and foids from another country
• Hating either the curifeos or spics influenced by VyR despite being basically the same crap, only one pretends to be more anti-goon and the other is extremely dependent on gooning, even doe this pretty much only applies to Xitter because many curifeos on Facebook groups are open gooners with a significant amount of lolicuck pedos
• Having a deep self-loathing, even if you display the most grotesque and horrendous image ever seen with the most deplorable attitudes possible, they will say that's how they look, demonstrating that they are even aware that they are pedophilic subhumans and deserve to be enslaved, castrated, and chemically tortured.^🗝️
• They browse niche latinx imageboards such as hispachan and some other imageboard-like sites like roz, which are usually filled with a bunch of pedophiles just like 4cuck

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Massive Trvthnvke incoming

Oy vey! Argentina is treif! The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel.

EVERYTHING ABOVE IS PROBABLY A LIE, THEY AREN'T A WHITE MAJORITY, THEY AREN'T GERMAN AND THEY DIDN'T DEFEAT EXTREME POVERTY. t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶c̶k̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶S̶A̶ ̶G̶E̶G̶.̶(Even doe argentina repaid back the loan they were given geg)^{[they just did, ok?]}

MOST IF NOT ALL OF ARGENTINA POPULATION ARE DESCENDANTS OF JEWISH ASHKENAZI OR BOLIVIANS WHO CROSSED THEIR BORDERS , THEIR PRESIDENT IS THE NEPHEW OF NETANYAHU WHO READS THE TORAH EVERY DAY AND SAID HE’S CONVERTING TO JUDAISM AFTER HIS PRESIDENCY ENDS (giga) AND IT'S CURRENTLY THE SLUT OF THE USA.

FUN FACT: THEIR CENSUS ARE KNOWN TO SKIP POOR AND RURAL PROVINCES AND SMALL CITIES, WHY? BECAUSE MOST OF THE COUNTRY IS BROWN (nothing bad about it but they really dont like being called brown GEG) <quit coping facundo cantreras you brown chilenigger

See also

• Italo-Argentine War
• Chile
• Brazil
• Southern Cone

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