Plue

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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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The following subject has been confirmed to be below the age of 18.
You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!
Plue avatarfag is (((Jewish))).

Plueimon The Magnificent, tripcode: !!MM4ykejb5I who is also known as pluekike, pluenigger, pluefag, pluetranny, pluejew, or simply plue is a retarded leaky kike who metawhines about everything and avatarfag who is best known for being a sperg[1], which xe literally admitted to while being best known for claiming to have an IQ of 135. Xe avatarfags as Plue from Fairy Tale, a snowman with a long nose, an on the nose reference to his long jewish heritage.

Behavior[edit | edit source]

The Ploo is probably best known for 2 things, trolling the shellington obsessed schizo[Who...?], and whining about anything and everything.

things he whines about[edit | edit source]

Notable examples of things xe whines about include:

  • The goyim
  • The air temperature
  • How warm his food was this morning (apparently it's your fault because you didn't bump his thread)
  • The colors outside (too drab)
  • Ass hair growing too quickly for his liking
  • People not agreeing with him
  • Furfag glibblezorpson as if anyphono still spams it
  • Some furnigger tranny pedophile at xis school, rather than just beating him up.
  • Prices of music albums
  • Prices of groceries
  • Prices of decor
  • Prices
  • Saying good morning after 11:00 but before 12:00
  • His wiki page
  • The quality of his wiki page
  • The tone of voice his page is written in
  • His height
  • His skin quality (it's a bit ashy this time of year)
  • People not walking quick enough for his liking
  • People having conversations around him but not including him
  • People enjoying themselves without his permission when he himself is in a bad mood
  • The apathetic reaction of /qa/ to his SLAMMING of A TRANSVESTITE CHILD PREDATOR at SCHOOL
  • His shoe's raggedy
  • his shoe is old
  • his car is old
  • he failed the driver's test for the 19th time
  • The trees outside his house are bowed in too close to his home so when it's windy they graze the roof occasionally
  • His car's air conditioning doesn't get cold enough quickly and doesn't warm up for his liking (he fiddles with it constantly by turning it up either all the way or down)
  • Dogs keep asking him for food when he doesn't have any and it's making him look bad
  • The sky is a bit too blue for his liking
  • Septic tanks (smells too bad(he doesn't have a septic tank))
  • Shoelaces being too long for no reason and without any clear purpose
  • Acetaminophen being called Tylonel when it's not that brand
  • Leaving shopping carts in the store because it makes it look ugly
  • The garbage disposal in his house works but it doesn't work as fast and he wants it to.
  • Not enough soda in the bottle. Needs more.
  • The fountain drinks aren't carbonated enough for satisfaction
  • Period cramps (he's a man)
  • Shoe sizes not accommodating for his excessively long toes
  • classes he doesn't like
  • teachers he doesn't like
  • getting suspended for saying "jews mog all jartynigger goyim o algo" at the holocaust museum during his school trip
  • The state of /qa/ despite the fact xe is part of the problem[Citation Needed]
  • the state of the website in general, as if xe isn't part of the problem[he's not that bad you histronic faggot]
  • Anything

Trolling Shellington[edit | edit source]

Due to Pluemann being a self-righteous sperg, a homeless drifter on a crack bender who is obsessed with an otter from octonauts decided to take out xis antisemetic "incel rage" out on Mr Plue. This resulted in the Plueman group doing something. Apparently he epically btfo`d the octonaut guy but nophono remembers this and this article before being audited was the only mention of this. Genuinely nobaldi saw this happen and if you say you did you're a historical revisionist.

Wiping /soy/[edit | edit source]

Being a leaky sperg nigger, Pluemann Sachs decided to try and wipe /soy/ with hanging troonjak edits of the furry Glibblezorpson because xe was seething over the fact that xis thread about bullying an autistic schizo got wiped. He did this for around a day, the motivations for which is so HORRIFYING so DREAD INDUCING so BONE CHILLING I fucking SQUIRTED cum and shit at the same time writing this oh my science... [2]

Quotecord Connections[edit | edit source]

The pluechurian candidate has "allegations" of being a mediator, which could explain why xe is leaky [couldn't possibly be anything else]. Howeverandsoforth, Pluerock mainly spends time metawhining on /qa/ althoughbeit and furthermore henceforth brapping up the board wit' (With) xis mentally challenged snowman character. Heckin wholesome diversity disabled avatarfag.

Wiki Boosting Allegations[edit | edit source]

This page was suspiciously changed and suspiciously it feels suspiciously like a suspicious suspicion page of suspiciously suspicious page almost written to make the suspiciously suspicious Plue look cool. Or something.

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