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[[File:I heart weird obscure thing.png|thumb|{{quote|>I ❤️ being terminally online}}<br>Average nusoicaca]] | [[File:I heart weird obscure thing.png|thumb|{{quote|>I ❤️ being terminally online}}<br>Average nusoicaca]] | ||
[[Meximutt|Algo]]<nowiki/>rithm sluts are terminally online [[zoomers]], [[soyboy]]s, [[trannies]], and every other person who consumes [[video essay]]s, [[TikTok|short-form content]], and [[Pyrocynical|commentary slop]]. Their media consumption is monitored by various corporations and government entities who make them consume the least useful forms of entertainment. They believe [[Discord]] and [[Twitter]] memes are the most hilarious things ever and only know the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] as the place where [[incomprehensible wojacks]] come from. | '''[[Meximutt|Algo]]<nowiki/>rithm sluts''' are terminally online [[zoomers]], [[autism|autists]], [[soyboy]]s, [[trannies]], and every other person who consumes [[video essay]]s, [[TikTok|short-form content]], and [[Pyrocynical|commentary slop]]. Their media consumption is monitored by various corporations and government entities who make them consume the least useful forms of entertainment. They believe [[Discord]] and [[Twitter]] memes are the most hilarious things ever and only know the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] as the place where [[incomprehensible wojacks]] come from. | ||
Actually, most of the time when they see anything related to the Sharty they would say "[[4chan]] users escaped their containment," because their only knowledge about internet culture comes from the shit they see on their [[TikTok| | Actually, most of the time when they see anything related to the Sharty they would say "[[4chan]] users escaped their containment," because their only knowledge about internet culture comes from the shit they see on their [[TikTok|f]][[Instagram|y]][[YouTube|p]], and that's why they think of 4cuck like it's some scary darkweb site that doxes everyone they don't like or however the oldfags are worshipped. | ||
== Why are they [[obsessed]] with online things that are "[[Shit Nobody Cares About|weird, quirky & obscure]]"? == | == Why are they [[obsessed]] with online things that are "[[Shit Nobody Cares About|weird, quirky & obscure]]"? == | ||
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== E-kids == | == E-kids == | ||
E-Kids are children who, as a result of their limited interactions from their parents | E-Kids are children who, as a result of their limited interactions from their parents, typically due to work or business, placate their psychological need for entertainment and socialization via the compulsive use of the internet. | ||
E-kids embrace a state of flamboyancy, ostentation, sexual vulgarity and deafened impulse control. Mental characteristics include; depression, attention-deficit disorders, [[autism]] and intermittent anger-issues. [[Soy|Among male E-kids; they are distinctly impressionable and sensitive as a result of a distinct lack of testosterone and virility.]] This highlights an underlying physiological ramification of use of the internet over physical activities such as exercises that facilitate direct and true socialization with peers. Their capacity of thought is directly proportional to the memetic structures bound onto the internet, which may cause cognitive defects to emerge. | E-kids embrace a state of flamboyancy, ostentation, sexual vulgarity and deafened impulse control. Mental characteristics include; depression, attention-deficit disorders, [[autism]] and intermittent anger-issues. [[Soy|Among male E-kids; they are distinctly impressionable and sensitive as a result of a distinct lack of testosterone and virility.]] This highlights an underlying physiological ramification of use of the internet over physical activities such as exercises that facilitate direct and true socialization with peers. Their capacity of thought is directly proportional to the memetic structures bound onto the internet, which may cause cognitive defects to emerge. | ||
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* [[Ohio|Pizza Tower]] | * [[Ohio|Pizza Tower]] | ||
* [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Ai.sponge]] | * [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Ai.sponge]] | ||
* [[Faggots|Canonical yaoi/yuri]] | |||
* [[Tranime|Chainsaw Man]] | * [[Tranime|Chainsaw Man]] | ||
* [[Troonslop|Deltarune]] | * [[Troonslop|Deltarune]] | ||
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* [[Rev says desu|Lolicon]] | * [[Rev says desu|Lolicon]] | ||
*[[The Amazing Digital Circus|The Amazing Nigger Circus]] | *[[The Amazing Digital Circus|The Amazing Nigger Circus]] | ||
*[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|That weird incest game that | *[[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|That weird incest game that used to be shilled on the Sharty]] | ||
* [[Romania|Tribal Hunter]] (forced by a furgroomer known as GaroShadowScale) | * [[Romania|Tribal Hunter]] (forced by a furgroomer known as GaroShadowScale) | ||
* [[Trannies|Problematic shippers]] | * [[Trannies|Problematic shippers]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Safe edgy|Any safe edgy bullshit]] | ||
* [[Troonslop|Voice acting memes]] | * [[Troonslop|Voice acting memes]] | ||
* [[iFunny]] gif captions | * [[iFunny]] gif captions | ||
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* [[Leftypol|"Petite bourgeois"]] | * [[Leftypol|"Petite bourgeois"]] | ||
* [[Autism|Stimming]] | * [[Autism|Stimming]] | ||
* [[Frutiger Aero]] | * [[Frutiger Aero]] | ||
* My brother in [[Christianity|christ]] | * My brother in [[Christianity|christ]] | ||
* [[Racism|Versions of Gorillaz songs with no rap in them]] | |||
* [[Troonslop|Hazbin Hotel]] | * [[Troonslop|Hazbin Hotel]] | ||
* [[Trannies|Spoopy season]] | * [[Trannies|Spoopy season]] | ||
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* [[SOYTOPIA|Source games]] | * [[SOYTOPIA|Source games]] | ||
* [[Indieslop|Indie games]] | * [[Indieslop|Indie games]] | ||
* Jerma985 | * [[Faggots|Jerma985]] | ||
* [[Safe edgy|Jschlatt]] | |||
* [[Schizo|Non-euclidean videogames]] | * [[Schizo|Non-euclidean videogames]] | ||
* [[4th industrial revolution|Logo simplification]] | * [[4th industrial revolution|Logo simplification]] | ||
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* [[Fruitjaks|Ketchup week]] | * [[Fruitjaks|Ketchup week]] | ||
* Burn local{{Margerald}} | * Burn local{{Margerald}} | ||
* [[Lost media]] | * [[Lost media]] | ||
* [[Ohio|YouTube shorts]] | * [[Ohio|YouTube shorts]] | ||
* [[Gooning|Serotonin]] | * [[Gooning|Serotonin]] | ||
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* [[Fundamental Paper Education|Edutainment]] | * [[Fundamental Paper Education|Edutainment]] | ||
* [[Shit nobody cares about|Video essays]] | * [[Shit nobody cares about|Video essays]] | ||
* [[Iceberg Chart|Iceberg charts]] | * [[Iceberg Chart|Iceberg charts]] | ||
* [[Analog horror]] | * [[Analog horror]] | ||
* [[meds|Psychological horror]] | * [[meds|Psychological horror]] | ||
* [[porn|Cropped rule34 ""memes""]] | * [[porn|Cropped rule34 ""memes""]] | ||
* [[Coal|"Dommy mommy"]] | * [[Coal|"Dommy mommy"]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Femboy|"Femboys"]] | ||
* [[Twitter]] trends | * [[Twitter]] trends | ||
* [[BBC]] porn | * [[BBC]] porn | ||
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* [[You|Based Niggers]] | * [[You|Based Niggers]] | ||
* [[Pooners|South Park]] | * [[Pooners|South Park]] | ||
* Videos that jerk off [[4cuck]] and/or /b/ as le heckin edgy place that le epic trolls due to shit it did 15 years ago. These videos never mention that 4cuck has since degenerated to niggerhell due to tranny jannies and that it doesn't do gemmy things anymore. | |||
* Videos that | ** [[Doctos|"its a story about some guy giving out brownies with his nut in it on/k/]]" [[News/|Oh my god who the hell cares]] | ||
* [[Warrior-Z|Power scaling]] | |||
* [[Literally who|Jujitsu Kaisen]] | * [[Literally who|Jujitsu Kaisen]] | ||
* [[Tranime|Sousoe no Frieren]] | * [[Tranime|Sousoe no Frieren]] | ||
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* [[Troonslop|Glitch Productions]] | * [[Troonslop|Glitch Productions]] | ||
* """""""[[Lie|Offensive]]"""""" meme compilations | * """""""[[Lie|Offensive]]"""""" meme compilations | ||
* SiIvaGunner rips and any spinoffs | |||
** "____ if it was Roblox" (or some other game) and it's a shitty soundfont swap with random sound effects | |||
*[[Linux|Making fake operating systems or Linux distros]] | |||
* [[Goyslop|Redditgoy channels (emkay for example)]] | * [[Goyslop|Redditgoy channels (emkay for example)]] | ||
* [[Goyslop|Greentext channels]] | * [[Goyslop|Greentext channels]] | ||
* [[Troonslop|Ultrakill]] | * [[Troonslop|Ultrakill]] | ||
* [[Troonslop|Undertale]] | * [[Troonslop|Undertale]] | ||
* [[Boykisser]] (pedophile dogwhistle | * [[Boykisser]] (pedophile dogwhistle btw) | ||
* Recreating TV network idents and logos | |||
* (insert current meme here) | * (insert current meme here) | ||
* [[TikTok|Tiktok]] or instagram reels | * [[TikTok|Tiktok]] or instagram reels | ||
* [[Darius|Post-punk]] | * [[Darius|Post-punk]] | ||
* [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] | * [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] | ||
* [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]] (the | * Certain Soyjak variants | ||
**[[Syndromejak]] | |||
**[[Two Soyjaks Pointing|2 Pointing Soyjaks]] | |||
* [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]] (if the [[Wannabe teen|average commenter]] is any indication) | |||
* [[soyjak.party]] | * [[soyjak.party]] | ||
* [[Chudjak|Neo-Nazism/White Supremacy]] | * [[Chudjak|Neo-Nazism/White Supremacy]] | ||
* [[Newfag Repellant|Gore]] | * [[Newfag Repellant|Gore]] | ||
* [[Troonslop|Homestuck]] | * [[Troonslop|Homestuck]] | ||
* [[Goyslop|AI Fruit Love Island]] | |||
* Dandy's World ([[Roblox]]) | * Dandy's World ([[Roblox]]) | ||
* Forsaken ([[Roblox]]) | * Forsaken ([[Roblox]]) | ||
* [[SNCA:Battle for Dream Island|Object Shows]] (Especially Inanimate Insanity) | * [[SNCA:Battle for Dream Island|Object Shows]] (Especially [[Inanimate Insanity]]) | ||
* Any [[Roblox]] game generally | * Any [[Roblox]] game generally | ||
* [[SNCA:GoAnimate|GoAnimate]] (if more self-aware, making vids about SNCA with 900 safe edgy jokes and custom assets) | |||
* [[Fail|Self diagnosing themselves with retardism]] | * [[Fail|Self diagnosing themselves with retardism]] | ||
* [[Edit|CapCut]] | * [[Edit|CapCut]] | ||
* {{q|>Having a [[TikTok|short-term memory cuz it's normal]] and I can literally re-experience [[Goyslop|that video]] [[Science|5 instagram reels]] or something ago so I can have that [[Science|dopamine]] or something}} | * {{q|>Having a [[TikTok|short-term memory cuz it's normal]] and I can literally re-experience [[Goyslop|that video]] [[Science|5 instagram reels]] or something ago so I can have that [[Science|dopamine]] or something}} | ||
* Soyjak memes that focus less on the message (if any) | * Soyjak memes that focus less on the message (if any) | ||
* Yumeshipping (retarded snowflake term for self inserting) | |||
* Shit Nobody Cares About | * Shit Nobody Cares About | ||
* Describing themselves in their bio as "Just a random X Y Z" | * Describing themselves in their bio as "Just a random X Y Z" or saying "I _____ sometimes" | ||
* Joking about Mossad as if they don't already eat ze bugs with a {{echoes|circumcised}} {{4chancolortext|PENIS}} | * Joking about Mossad as if they don't already eat ze bugs with a {{echoes|circumcised}} {{4chancolortext|PENIS}} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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** >Mf | ** >Mf | ||
** >Bro did him dirty | ** >Bro did him dirty | ||
** Saying "is" instead of are" | ** Saying "is" instead of "are" | ||
** >Nga | ** >Nga | ||
** 🥷 | ** 🥷 | ||
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* >Bro had one job | * >Bro had one job | ||
* >"(some maxim/aphorism)" ahh video | * >"(some maxim/aphorism)" ahh video | ||
* >It's not that deep | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Latest revision as of 22:57, 19 August 2026
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Average nusoicaca
Algorithm sluts are terminally online zoomers, autists, soyboys, trannies, and every other person who consumes video essays, short-form content, and commentary slop. Their media consumption is monitored by various corporations and government entities who make them consume the least useful forms of entertainment. They believe Discord and Twitter memes are the most hilarious things ever and only know the Sharty as the place where incomprehensible wojacks come from.
Actually, most of the time when they see anything related to the Sharty they would say "4chan users escaped their containment," because their only knowledge about internet culture comes from the shit they see on their fyp, and that's why they think of 4cuck like it's some scary darkweb site that doxes everyone they don't like or however the oldfags are worshipped.
Why are they obsessed with online things that are "weird, quirky & obscure"?[edit | edit source]
Why, that is because they grew up in the age of information, with lots of information online readily available at their fingertips. Imagine the life of a medieval peasant, it must've been a rather uneventful one, where children used to spend their time playing "push the log", and the monotony was only occasionally interrupted by some holiday, or by getting invaded by some army, or when someone's farm animal died of disease. Back then, people used to look at an ant hill and be fascinated by the insects. They used to even ascribe supernatural powers to elusive animals that we now deem to be mundane. But now, our brain is fried with constant dopamine, and thanks to the wealth of information available for free, there's nothing new under the sun anymore. This is why algorithm sluts are so desperate to cling on to anything weird, quirky, and/or obscure, because it's new and unusual information, that they will, inevitably, eventually get bored of, like the current, flavour-of-the-month thing. Additionally, they also tend to be poorly socialized misfits, so there's also the pretentious element of larping about how they're awakened to the harsh truth from the unconsciousness and delusions of the masses, like a cyberpunk prоlетаriат anarchist rebel fighting against the heteronormative patriarchal каpiтаlisт бurgеоisiе, and also they love bragging about how galaxy-brain euphorically enlightened they are that they know about some quasi-obscure quirky bit of trivia that "most people don't know about" and deboonks "common misconceptions". In some cases, those "mis"conceptions were actually not wrong after all, but it doesn't matter so long as the algorithm sluts can brag about their obscure knowledge.
E-kids[edit | edit source]
E-Kids are children who, as a result of their limited interactions from their parents, typically due to work or business, placate their psychological need for entertainment and socialization via the compulsive use of the internet.
E-kids embrace a state of flamboyancy, ostentation, sexual vulgarity and deafened impulse control. Mental characteristics include; depression, attention-deficit disorders, autism and intermittent anger-issues. Among male E-kids; they are distinctly impressionable and sensitive as a result of a distinct lack of testosterone and virility. This highlights an underlying physiological ramification of use of the internet over physical activities such as exercises that facilitate direct and true socialization with peers. Their capacity of thought is directly proportional to the memetic structures bound onto the internet, which may cause cognitive defects to emerge.
Tying it to a socio-economic fashion; this is a subculture that invariably manifested over corporatist structures. When large corporations ally themselves with the state, regulations are put in place to benefit themselves to the detriment of everyone else, and thus the parents of E-kids are submerged in working or in their own part entertainment which acts as a constraint for the parents to instill discipline or regimen onto children. As a result, hyperconsumerism is a predominant facet of the E-kid subculture. Additionally, these spaces are addled with pornography and hotspots for pedophiles.
Niches include; Online spaces and communities on TikTok, Twitter, Discord, or Reddit. In these niches, heteronormativity is scarce, with tenets rooted in LGBTQ+ civil discourse appearing as a characteristic in these spaces. Recently, E-kids have been embracing transgenderism, a process where one identifies and tries to emulate the physical and cultural characteristics of a particular gender that is deviant to the one assigned at birth.
List of things algorithm sluts like[edit | edit source]
- Biblically accurate angels
- MyHouse.wad
- Dopamine detox
- Soul vs Soulless
- Drum and bass
- Idubbbz
- Pizza Tower
- Ai.sponge
- Canonical yaoi/yuri
- Chainsaw Man
- Deltarune
- Demon Slayer
- Lolicon
- The Amazing Nigger Circus
- That weird incest game that used to be shilled on the Sharty
- Tribal Hunter (forced by a furgroomer known as GaroShadowScale)
- Problematic shippers
- Any safe edgy bullshit
- Voice acting memes
- iFunny gif captions
- The plural is vinyl not vinyls
- POV: X when they Y
- None of these words are in the bible
- Turn-of-the-millennium aesthetics
- PNGtubers
- Gameplay loop
- Rick and Morty
- Earthbound inspired RPG
- Tranime
- PS5 exclusives
- Likable characters
- Capybara
- It's ok to watch cartoons as an adult
- Hyperpop
- Phonk
- Ted Kaczynski
- They're my literally me character
- Pixel art looks better on CRT
- PSX graphics
- "Petite bourgeois"
- Stimming
- Frutiger Aero
- My brother in christ
- Versions of Gorillaz songs with no rap in them
- Hazbin Hotel
- Spoopy season
- Speculative evolution
- Jreg
- Vaporwave (though it is mostly a dead trend now)
- Y2k
- Source games
- Indie games
- Jerma985
- Jschlatt
- Non-euclidean videogames
- Logo simplification
- Thank you for changing my life
- BUY HER GAME!
- Countryballs
- Ketchup week
- Burn local[Marge...]
- Lost media
- YouTube shorts
- Serotonin
- Quirky cat videos
- Comfort characters
- Edutainment
- Video essays
- Iceberg charts
- Analog horror
- Psychological horror
- Cropped rule34 ""memes""
- "Dommy mommy"
- "Femboys"
- Twitter trends
- BBC porn
- LOUD STREAMERS SCREAMING ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!
- Peter Griffin/Tony Stark explains the most obvious joke ever.
- (X character) explains something completely mundane
- Based Niggers
- South Park
- Videos that jerk off 4cuck and/or /b/ as le heckin edgy place that le epic trolls due to shit it did 15 years ago. These videos never mention that 4cuck has since degenerated to niggerhell due to tranny jannies and that it doesn't do gemmy things anymore.
- Power scaling
- Jujitsu Kaisen
- Sousoe no Frieren
- Atheism
- Anything you like and/or I dislike
- Countryhumans
- Indieslop
- Der' cord
- Helluva Boss
- Glitch Productions
- """""""Offensive"""""" meme compilations
- SiIvaGunner rips and any spinoffs
- "____ if it was Roblox" (or some other game) and it's a shitty soundfont swap with random sound effects
- Making fake operating systems or Linux distros
- Redditgoy channels (emkay for example)
- Greentext channels
- Ultrakill
- Undertale
- Boykisser (pedophile dogwhistle btw)
- Recreating TV network idents and logos
- (insert current meme here)
- Tiktok or instagram reels
- Post-punk
- Soyjaks
- Certain Soyjak variants
- Soyjak Party Video Archive (if the average commenter is any indication)
- soyjak.party
- Neo-Nazism/White Supremacy
- Gore
- Homestuck
- AI Fruit Love Island
- Dandy's World (Roblox)
- Forsaken (Roblox)
- Object Shows (Especially Inanimate Insanity)
- Any Roblox game generally
- GoAnimate (if more self-aware, making vids about SNCA with 900 safe edgy jokes and custom assets)
- Self diagnosing themselves with retardism
- CapCut
- >Having a short-term memory cuz it's normal and I can literally re-experience that video 5 instagram reels or something ago so I can have that dopamine or something
- Soyjak memes that focus less on the message (if any)
- Yumeshipping (retarded snowflake term for self inserting)
- Shit Nobody Cares About
- Describing themselves in their bio as "Just a random X Y Z" or saying "I _____ sometimes"
- Joking about Mossad as if they don't already eat ze bugs with a (((circumcised))) PENIS
List of things on how algorithm sluts like to behave socially[edit | edit source]
- >Me when I lie on the internet
- >Im not your therapist
- >My guy
- X taking Ls/Ws
- >It's called being a decent human being
- >It's almost as if
- >White people be like
- >MUH [X minority here] REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!
- Talking like the current slang (even doe after a year they'll replace their vocab with the next current slang)
- >🥀💀🙏😭🥹✌️
- Failing the urge to not mention a reference of their semi-unpopular niche troonslop fandom (if they are in one) in the comment section/chat >MY HECCIN TROONSLOP
- Talking about who is a "main character" and who isn't
- Acting like niggers
- >Type shit
- >Mf
- >Bro did him dirty
- Saying "is" instead of "are"
- >Nga
- 🥷
- >Ball knowledge
- >Mythical X Y Z pull
- Samefagging
- >Diabolical
- >Wild
- >Bro really said
- >Ts
- >"(unfunny thing)" is FRYING me
- >"I gooned to ts" is HARD
- >Son im crine
- >All shits and giggles until you see him
- >All roads lead to "this"
- >Lowkey
- >Nahh
- >You're onto smth
- >Bro had one job
- >"(some maxim/aphorism)" ahh video
- >It's not that deep
