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SNCA:Paraguay
>They stole the dutch flag or whatever.Paraguay is a landlocked latinx country in South America. Bordered by Bolivia, Argentina, and Brazil. It is one of the most Christian countries in terms of percentage.[1] Paraguay also has very few niggers.[2] Btw, it's one of the few countries that still recognize the real China rather than the CCP.
History[edit | edit source]
A long time ago, Paraguay was populated by some amerindian group known as Guaranís, who lived naked and ate ze bugz and some plant called Mate on their dirt houses. However, the Spainiards found that place while navigating a big river that have the same name as the country or whatever. Then they mixed with natives and filled that swamp shithole with Catholic missionaries, this lead Guaranís to become good farmers and eat beef and hide horses, creating a Gaúcho culture in that region. After that, Spainiards and Portugueses started to dispute SNCA lands over that rivers, leading the called Bandeirantes (explorers that worked for the Portuguese Crown but they were, infact, more indigenous than Iberians) to reach Paraguay but they can't took that land and Paraguayans praise the lord by it 'till today because le Bandeirantes were le evil & le Brazilian o algo así.
Paraguay later fought for it's independence, of course, lead by freemasons. But after being free from Spain, they have to also fought against Argentina, a country that's 10 times better than them, for whatever the reason, once they gained nothing by being free. Then, Paraguay became the typical latinx shithole where their first presidents (aka dictators), estimulate mixing as a form to make the country more white or, at least, creating a new mutt race in Paraguay, and that's why the average Paraguayan is a retard with superiority complex while living on the most forgotten country on Earth.
Then, a selfish little fuck called Solano Lopez (Paraguayans thinks he's God or something), became the new dictator. After his ugly ass German wife (because Paraguayans WILL marry Guaraní girls but I WILL marry a white European because I'm better and I find natives ugly ev&oe I will base all of our country identidy on Guaranís) got BLACKED! by a Brazilian African slave bull and got mad that Paraguay was landlocked and that Brazil, the Gigachad of the countries, was Christian, European-like (ev&oe it was not white but it's ok), and le heckin' imperialist, oce Brazil was a big Empire on that time, governed by D. Pedro II, which Paraguayans nowadays treat like a sort of Hitler o algo. So he dicided to be imperialist himself and invaded Brazil in order to... nobody really knows. He was just mentally ill. Also, he was friends with Uruguay but they got a revolution supported by Brazil and Argentina that BTFOed them from Cisplatina. They say that that was the main reason to start a war against three countries at the same time, ev&oe it was stated that uruguay's government would mandatorely be alligned with Brazil if they wanted independence.
Some people also says that Paraguay was actually, the Aryanheaven and it was industrialized and military strong, so the United Kingdom (and DA JOOZ) made Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay attack Paraguay. However, this is a LIE: Paraguay was always a third-world niggerhell.
So, as everybody expected, Paraguay was brutally raped by the triple-alliance and Solano Lopez was killed by a random Brazilian nigger. Paraguay then lost massive territories, didn't restored Uruguay's government, lost 95% of their masculine population, had to legalize polygamy and Brazilians and Argentine men went to Paraguay to marry with Paraguayan women KEEEEEEK.
Then, Paraguay was never the same and nobody never care about it again, once nowadays they still depend economically of Brazil and Argentina, by Mercosur. Solano Lopez, even being the most loser man of all time, is still worshipped by Paraguayans because that was the only time Paraguay had a place on world history, what a shame.
Paraguay also decided to give free land to Germans and Italians because, as we can see, Paraguayans are huge cuckolds that wants people from other races to fuck with their women in order to make Paraguay white but they still thinks they're Guaraní, so, everytime you see a Paraguayan jartycuck saying that he's indigenous, you WILL remind them that he's actually a shitsking bleached mutt.
Then they invaded Bolivia only to grew their destroyed Ego and to gain some swamp lands that would be more useful to Bolivia than to Paraguay, and that not a single soul lives on there nowadays.
Later they also got a military dictatorship with a guy called Stroessner, that was very violent but again, nobody cared.
And now, Paraguay is still the same as 500 years ago: a mutt poor shithole. Where people are confused about their ethnicity and worship a slf guy who fucked their own country. That's why Paraguay should NEVER exists and Paraguay can be called the India (or Turkey, once like Turks, they also pretend to be of a race they don't are), of LATAM.
Comparison with El Salvador[Marge, why the comparison?][edit | edit source]
Both countries were highly compared: In terms of ideology, the population is mainly conformed by conservatives as well as the vast majority of the presidents—Everything just like in El Salvador— have held ideologies of the far right. Both countries are deeply religious, and are the smallest on their respective continents.
The Only difference is that Paraguay is an unknown country with zero revelance or other SNCA.
PARAGUAY DOESN'T EXIST[edit | edit source]
According to the South American Weyes Shitposters paragay doesn't exist, It is an invention of the governments.[that's a dead meme]
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