CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

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{{Distinguish|[[Nophono|Shit nophono cares fan about]]}}
{{Tranny}}|{{God|Satan}}{{NWO|Satan}}
{{Nophono}}{{Wew|oh my oldfag kultur this is just like muh [[ED]] articles, can’t wait for the kino soy version of “[[offended]]” next with ovar 9000 DNBs!!!!!11}}
}}
{{Gem}}
[[File:Satan.png|thumb|The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.]]
[[File:Shit nobody cares about science lover.png|thumb|{{quote|>(even doe I care about those)}}|254x254px]][[File:Ai snca science 2.gif|thumb|256x256px|Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.]]
'''Satan''', in its relation to [[Soyjak.party|The Party]], is a devilish entity that [[Grooming|seduces]] [[Soyteen|the userbase]] into posting [[coal]], [[brimstone]] and any other [[Vantablack|despicable material]] ([[Truthnuke|just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something]]), and is the REAL progenitor of [[Niggerjak]] and [[Poopson|POOPSON]]. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's '''Satan''' is, and whether if it's [[Soytan]] or [[Slopjaks]] (It's most likely [[Admin 6]] doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into [[hell]].
'''Shit nobody cares about''' ('''SNCA''') (pronounced as sync-kah), also known as '''[[Raisin]] Nobody Cares About''' ('''RNCA'''), refers to a thing or a list of things that [[You|(You)]] are personally interested in but that literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is [[#Shit everybody cares about|Shit everybody cares about]] ('''SECA''').  


Also in the [[Biblically accurate angel|biblically accurate]] hell, it's full of burning brimstone.
[[Science Lover]] is the one variant that [[transheart]]s talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about '''THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT'''.


== THEORY 1: SLOPJAKKING ==
Around mid-to-late 2025 versions of the phrase "shit nobody cares about" <del>butchered</del> <ins>gemmed up</ins> by [[Stable Diffusion|AI image generation tools]] like "shit [[nophono]] cares fan about" and "shit no[[baldi]] cares abot" have risen in popularity. They are often paired with [[AI gigachad]]s.
{{hatnote|See: [[Romanian Schizo]]}}
[[File:Slopjaksinohio.jpg|thumb|Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.]]
[[Slopjaks|Slopjakking]] is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the [[SoyBooru|'booru]], typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces<ref>https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/autism-puzzle-piece-symbol</ref> and [[award]]s being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.


They have the same exact properties as forced [[coal]]. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking [[Zelligate|ESL Afterparty Zelligers]]), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:
== List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)<ref>https://www2.snb.ca/content/snb/en.html</ref> ==
* Mocking [[Forced memes]] & [[Brimstone|Other types of Brimstone]] to the point it feels forced itself. (See: [[Jakparty.soy|Jartycucks]].)
{{Feral|''I care about all these things albeit''}}
* Posts / replies containing slopjaks being identical: (1 soyquote and an image of a slopjak, which is a sign of SPAM.)
[[File:Giphy.gif|right|thumb||255x255px]]
* Having similar properties to muh [[Ohio|goofy ahh]] [[Incomprehensible wojacks]] 💀💀💀, (eg: graphics that attempt to confuse or provide sensory overload to the viewer).
[[File:Sncapedia guy shooting up a place.gif|thumb|[[Nophono|Shit nobly.e conventiion]]]]
* Watermark-tier obsessions with [[Reddit]] and [[Discord]] when normal 'jaks that aren't mocking the two don't typically force them in every fucking image.
*[[Yo Mama|Yo mama]]
* And finally, almost comical amounts of [[Tracejak|tracing]] & pasting other parts of 'jaks onto it
*The useless edits I make on the 'ki out of boredom
*Anything that makes your clitty leak
*The first reference that links you to a [[Canada|Canadian website]].
*The [[Variant:Unknown|nu variant]] you just created
*The new [[Boat rammer|subvariant]] you just created
* Some [[coal]] that got forced for 3 hours to 2 days
* A [[GET]] on some [[711chan|dead shitty altchan]]
* [[File:GigaSNCA.gif|thumb|[[Gigachad]] reading about shit nobody cares about. This is one of the rare [[EFL FNF Geronto|EFL]] gigas|291x291px]]Your [[incel]] debunks on [[Soy/|/soy/]]
* Your new IAS themed [[splinter]].
* How much better you think [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] was
* How much better you think the [[Soot|soot era]] was
* The type of [[porn]] you goon to
* Any niggerfaggot on [[Literally Who|this list]] or [[Faces of the Party|that list]]
* Whatever [[NAS]] you're currently trying to force
* [[Amerimutt|How white you think your country is]]
* [[Countrywars]] and Religion wars (ev&doe there's [[SoyBooru|a whole site dedicated to these]])
* The dead thread you just [[Bumo|bumo'd]]
* The Xitter tranny that you just [[Doxing|doxed]] (ev&doe there's [[raid/|a whole board dedicated to this]])
* Your 3 day [[ban]] on [[4chan|4cuck]]
* How you're [[Ban evasion|ban-evading]] on the sharty
* The soyjak thread you just made on 4cuck
* How much you [[spam]]
* [[DNB|Starving African Babies]]
* The Immigrant Rape Crisis (you voted for it)
* How shit the 'log is
* What ungodly linux distro you use
* Anyone or anything with a thread on [[Kiwifarms]]
* What your cock (or [[Tranny|neovagina]]) looks like [[Penis Color War|or what color it is]]
* The gigantic [[Scat|raisin]] you took when you woke up this morning
* [[Your dad|Your grandpa's]] battle with [[cancer]]
* Your lame theory on how the sharty is dying
* How much you hate [[Soot]] (even doe this would be interesting since nophono hates fan him)
* How much you hate [[Kuz]]
* How much you hate [[Max]]
* How much you hate [[Angeleno]]
* How much you hate [[Doll]]
* How much you hate [[Froot]]
* How much you hate [[Root]] / [[NuAdmin|Nuadmin]]
* How much you hate [[9a0c]] / [[Limeade]] (We know)
* How much you hate [[Quote]]
* How much you hate [[Boot]]
* [[Lee Goldson|How much you hate a piece of media]]
* How much you hate [[niggers]]
* Your lame political fanfiction
* Your lame [[Soytan x Meximutt|erotic fanfiction involving popu]][[Chud-Tranny Romance|lar Soysphere related characters]].
* Your opinion on [[anime]]
* Whatever [[Discord]] [[drama]] you currently have
* [RANDOM SCAPEGOAT] you attempt to make someone else believe actually exists
* Your favorite programming language
* Your favorite software
* Any significant [[Algorithm Sluts|pop culture]] event in the last 16 years
* {{Glowtext|[[FBI|Any American president before Theodore Roosevelt]]}}
* The new [[Stonetoss|stonetoss comic]] (ev&doe there's [[pol/ (soyjak.party)|a whole board dedicated to this]])
* Any Xitter screenshot that you post involving a [[literal who]] [[Troonjak|e-celeb]]
* [[Autism|Terraria Calamity Mod lore]]
* How good you are at any particular [[Autism|Fromsoftware game]]
* [[Ongezellig]]
* [[Autism|Your brand new soyjak themed ARG]]
* [[Woman|Women]] Rights
* [[Gay]] Rights
* [[Trans]] Rights
* [[St. Johns Bridge]] ([[Fact|Who cares how many troons had been ack'ed! from this bridge]])
* United Nations
* [[Game Development]]
* [[Soycraft]]
* [[Soytopia]]
* [[Dailyjak]]
* [[Cytube]]
* [[Kiwifarms]]
* [[Rdrama]]
* [[King Caesar]]
* [[Fnf pedo]]
* [[Soyjak wiki|This very website]]
* [[SoyBooru]]
* [[soyjak.party]]
* [[Soyjak]]
* [[God]]
* Jesus
* Earth
* Everything (Well, not everything doealbeit. See [[Shit nobody cares about#List of shit everybody cares about|here]])
* The universe
* [[Autism|Your new obsession with something]]
* [[Self-insert syndrome|Your blogpost]]
* [[You]]
* Anything I say is SNCA


All of these combined creates a slopjak. And isn't it weird that all of these are also considered when creating brimstone like [[Soylita]] and [[Incomprehensible wojacks]]?
== Shit everybody cares about ==
{{Nophono|content=Nophono cares not.}}[[File:Skit everybadi cares abak.gif|thumb|"[[Nophono|Skit everybadi cares abak]]"|191x191px]]
'''Shit everybody cares about''' ('''SECA''') is the opposite of shit nobody cares about (SNCA). It often creates important and engaging conversations between people.


But that's only theory 1 doebeit.
=== List of shit everybody cares about ===
{{Feral|''I don't care about any of these things albeit''}}
* Gemmy threads
* Cobson
* <s>[[Doxing|Where you live]] (Either your country or entire address)</s> for the vast majority of people [[You|nobody gives a fuck]] unless its somebody famous [[or something]]
* [[TND]], [[TTD]], and other forms of total death
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Obsession]]
* Biological [[woman|women]] (ev&doe we listed women rights as snca ([[Fact|who said you have to care about women rights to care about women?]]))
* [[Your dad]]
* [[GET|GETs]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about|This very page]] (ironically)
* [[Death of soyjak.party|The C.I.A killing the Party host]] (if this [[Nothing Ever Happens|ever happens]], the [[Natejaks|teens]] will be refugees.)
* {{Keyed|Being transphobic}}
* <s>The deadname (real name) of trannies</s> Again, [[You|nobody gives a fuck]] unless its somebody famous [[or something]]
* [[Me]]
* Gems
* [[Rapeson|Your Uncle]]


== THEORY 2: ONGEZELLIG / AFTERPARTY ==
== SNCA gene ==
[[File:Satanmutt.png|thumb|right|200px|{{Quote|>Obsessed brimstone and fire o algo.}}]]
The ''SNCA (synuclein alpha)'' gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function.
This is the most supported & backed up theory (even before the Party's existence). [['zellig]] was there to shit over /qa/ after being carried over by a /co/ schizo that was off of xheir meds.


Zellig has also been seen in many morally questionable & demoralizing threads before on splinters or other altchans, so it would make sense for zellig to be Satan.
Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape.
 
== THEORY 3: [[Admin Ϫ]] ==
This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than [[Schizophrenia|a schizo]] making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7349895#p7349895</ref>
 
* {{q|>Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo}}
* Holy fucking meds meds meds
 
== Allies ==
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] & Associates
*[[Pedophilia|'p enjoyers]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Islam|Muslims]]
*[[Mormons]] (ev&oe we use them when 'oxing trannies)
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Jehovah's Witnesses]]
*[[Fags]]
*[[Troons]]
*[[Jeets]]
*Atheists
*Most establishment protestants
*Palantir
*[[World Economic Forum]]
*[[Europe]]
*[[Admin 6]]
 
== Enemies ==
*[[Christianity|Catholics]]
*[[Gigachad|Orthobros]]
*[[Cobson]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[Kirk|Charlie Kirk]]
*[[Admin Ϫ]]


== See also ==
== See also ==
 
* [[Nophono]]
* [[Admin 6]]/[[Admin 6ism|6ism]]/[[Admin 7]]
* [[Literal who]]
* [[Death of soyjak.party]]
{{Reflist}}
* [[The Ultimate International Jewpill (Edition 9)|This absolute truthblackhole]]
{{Dialect}}
{{Reflist}}{{Cancer}}{{Shut it down}}
{{Cancer}}
 
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Revision as of 00:11, 26 May 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for Shit nophono cares fan about?
Nophono cares.
>oh my oldfag kultur this is just like muh ED articles, can’t wait for the kino soy version of “offended” next with ovar 9000 DNBs!!!!!11
This page is a gem.
>(even doe I care about those)
Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.

Shit nobody cares about (SNCA) (pronounced as sync-kah), also known as Raisin Nobody Cares About (RNCA), refers to a thing or a list of things that (You) are personally interested in but that literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is Shit everybody cares about (SECA).

Science Lover is the one variant that transhearts talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

Around mid-to-late 2025 versions of the phrase "shit nobody cares about" butchered gemmed up by AI image generation tools like "shit nophono cares fan about" and "shit nobaldi cares abot" have risen in popularity. They are often paired with AI gigachads.

List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)[1]

>I care about all these things albeit
Shit nobly.e conventiion

Shit everybody cares about

Nophono cares not.
"Skit everybadi cares abak"

Shit everybody cares about (SECA) is the opposite of shit nobody cares about (SNCA). It often creates important and engaging conversations between people.

List of shit everybody cares about

>I don't care about any of these things albeit

SNCA gene

The SNCA (synuclein alpha) gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function.

Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape.

See also

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www2.snb.ca/content/snb/en.html
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