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vro brazilian phonk is so tuff 🍷🗿 🍷🗿o nome dela é dragon, a fruta do dragão

THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!Individuals from Brazil are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

This page is a gem.

>Meu país ou algo assim

Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil), also known as Brapzil (Portuguese: Bostil), is a third world country in South America^{[or whatever]}. Despite being big and geographically diverse, nobody cares about it, to the point even Caribbean islets are more visited than Brazil. The main reason is the fact the country is mostly known for its wonderful culture and tropical paradise for tourists.

To reach connection with teenagers, Vice-President Geraldo Alckmin used soyjaks to tell how great xheir economy is doing . Brazil is notable for being rivals with their hermanxs.

History[edit | edit source]

Colonization[edit | edit source]

April 22nd, 1500 marks the day Pedro Álvares' fleet arrived in Brazil, starting their colonization. Just like Spain, Portuguese explorers also race-mixed with Injunettes because why not? Though what was more interesting than pussy to Europeans were sugar canes and a rare Crimson paint they called "Brazilwood", hence the country's name. Portugal, Spain, the Netherlands, France and England had fought for these resources, until they found out about India and everyone stopped caring about it.

The Portuguese found out that the Northeast has a drought problem, occuring every once in a while, so they left to settle in humid areas like the Amazon and the South. Because of this, the Crowns hired Bandeirantes as explorers to further expand Brazilian territory, then proceded to kill and enslave Indians who had already converted to Christianity while the Jesuits just watched.

Independence and Monarchy[edit | edit source]

>OMG IT'S MUH EMPIRE!!!! THIRD BEST NAVY IN DA WORRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Freemasonry made a deal with the Portuguese royalty to let go of Brazil so King John VI's son, Peter, could rule for a certain period of time until he had to go back to Portugal. Peter became Emperor of Brazil in September 7th, 1822 after declaring its independence. Brazil would establish itself as the Southern Cone's main power during the 1860's after defeating Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay who got ⅔ of its population wiped out.

Modern Brazil[edit | edit source]

On May 13th, 1888, Peter II would abolish slavery^🔒 by signing the Aurea Law. The slaveholders' response? They overthrew him on November 15th, 1889 alongside the royal family. The oligarchy established by the Republicans would last until 1930, when Getúlio Vargas gathered the military in October 11th and took over. Vargas endorsed corporactivism during his presidency but turned to the allies in 1943, and later retired in 1945.

In 1964, the military staged a coup, enduring until the late 80's. Persecution would hit its peak in the 70's when communist guerillas were defeated in the Amazon. Inflation, corruption and druglord rings COINCIDENTIALLY increased the same time the military regime ceased to exist. Since then, the Spicattle just keeps electing the same fucking nigger that will rape the national debt.

Learn the states of Brazil with Amerimutt and friends![edit | edit source]

Acre or however the aliens are found.
Amazonas or however the spear is chucked.
Bahia or however the samba is danced.
Federal District or however it's the capital of the republic.
Goiás or however the Cesium-137 is played with.
Maranhão or however the Guaraná Jesus is drunk.
Mato Grosso or however the soybeans are planted.
Southern Mato Grosso or however the cattle is ranched.
Minas Gerais or however the milk is consumed.
Paraíba or however the no is said.
Paraná or however the niggers think they're white.
Pernambuco or however the invasion is Dutch.
Rio de Janeiro or however ~~the wallets are stolen~~ football is played.
Southern Rio Grande or however the separatists drink yerba-mate.
Rondônia or however the Bolivians are defeated.
Santa Catarina or however the neo-nazis are arrested.
São Paulo or however the gooks are imported.
Pará or however the Marajó Island is full of Epsteins.

Imageboard Culture[edit | edit source]

See also: 1500chan

Brazilian Feds are not big fans of imageboards. >Though you can report brazilian failtrolls at Safernet, as they cooperate with their law enforcement.

Kuruminha posts VVILL get you banned for Rule 10, as it's a pedophilic depiction of a indigenous child barely clothed.

Brazil has its own dedicated imageboards. In the late 2010's, 1500chan became the country's main imageboard, having the worst reputation ever.

Relations to soyjak.party[edit | edit source]

They generate about 8% of all traffic on the Sharty, along with other third world countries like Mexico and Turkey. On February 26th, 2021, the earliest fingerboy was posted by a Brazilian on /int/, depicting a fingerboy attacking Bernd. He would then be reposted on /qa/.

Brapzilians (most likely failtrolls) who don't understand soykulchur sometimes post on the site, asking to raid their groom victims' phone numbers.^[1] The Italo-Brazilian War and World War OneShot counted with participation of namefags from this shithole. During the Brownocaust, most 'zilians migrated to the 'ru, the Shroom, the Inty, or created the Karty (currently in foodist territory).

Fun facts about Brazil[edit | edit source]

Brazil is number 1 in violence towards troons.^[2]^🗝️
Brazil has the second-highest AIDS rate in all of Latin America, the first being Haiti.
35% of execution videos originate from Brazil.
This is what a full blooded Brazilian looks like, by the way.
2 girls 1 cup comes from Brazil, alongside most porn movies.
Brapzilians are obsessed with El chavo del ocho and Woody Woodpecker.
Brapzil has an average IQ of 83.
Brapzilians are attwhores and sperg out every time they country is mentioned, even if it's about how shitty their country is.^[3]
The Gaza Strip has a higher HDI and GDP-per-capita than most of the Brapzilian North and Northeast .

Literal Whos[edit | edit source]

FlorianopolisBrazilian - 'teen who stole the 10 million GETs on /s4s/.^[4] Trooned out and inactive. Sir Gemerald Bleu - Troon namefag. Actual disturbing human bean. Confessed sexual desires on KiwiFarms and doxed himself before committing suicide.

The Gaucho - Previously Brazilian Monarchist and Kaetranius in Soycraft. AspieGQD who keeps forcing his shitty country's "golden" age that will never come back.

Lebanigger !!/t.2f7.FKw - Another /pol/ nigger, this time of Lebanese descendant.

Pepper !!Ihtmb0MAqk ^('ru) - MoistPepper, best known for being Jimbo's boyfriend.

Schoot !zFR1E4E0ns ^('ru): Formerly sloptranWNBAG. Co-wrote /int/'s constitution, too.^[5] Left to the 'ru when Quote enacted the Brownocaust.

njr !!Iv8t6Rw9Vo ^{('ru) ('ki)}: Pardo nigger, huge Neymar fan who forces 'zellig and soyniqua. Janny on the inty.

'ru[edit | edit source]

Chudson88 (user page)- Shitskin involved in the Italo-Brazilian War. Also a 'ki mediator and former Gempasser. Left the 'ru and will probably leave the 'ki.
Coemskong (user page)- Booru janny and Soylatro creator.
Dunchenman- Formerly an attentionwhore, now a semi-retired gemsmith.
Lanchonett - Created the /ptbr/ thread.^[6]
Nivero - FPE spammer.^{[alledged in joel's page]}
nophono_cares_fan - Another shitskin involved in the Italo-Brazilian War.
soiteenoualgoassimil (user page) - Gemsmith. Archives files from this very wiki no one posted on the 'ru.
nickers (user page)- Shitflinging furfag, now "retyred".
Rodolfina1932 - Unironic pedo who got banned by Nabbv.