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Cobblestone
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minecraf blokCobblestone is the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025.[1] Xhe succeeded SprokemowerMan.
Xhe is the most retarded and prolific editor on Soyjak Wiki. She first found the Sharty around the first Soyvil War, and later joined somewhere around late 2024. She can also be reached at cobblestone@soyjak.st. Though she prefers user talk pages.
As head admin, measures would be taken to strengthen the ties between the wiki, the main site, and the booru, such as the wiki Dailyjak being made global across all official Soysphere sites,[2] and the exchange of trusted users and staff members with the head admin of SoyBooru, Soysneed.[3] The scope of the wiki would also be expanded through the SNCA namespace.
Cobblestone is not a janitor on the Sharty and only kept this line in to bait.
She is to Quote what Goebbels was to Hitler, which means the only natural end for her is by burning her to death leaving nothing but a charred corpse.
Cutebooru[edit | edit source]
Cutebooru was a Cobblestone alter ego: she joined the site on October 8 2025 and started posting some art she made, primarily of Gyarujaks. She later joined the Shroom on November 20 to complain about some of her posts getting unapproved,[4] and later created her own thread to share her art.[5] This thread would eventually get turned into an 80 pages long shitflinging behemoth due to her tendency to fall for bait and respond aggressively to those that confronted her, particularly getting triggered over being called a pooner or woman, which she incessantly denies and claims to be male, accusing others of homosexual obsessions.
Poonerisms[edit | edit source]
Cutebooru's behavior drew parallels to prime terrycrews, particularly due to her aggressiveness and constant denial of being a pooner despite a feminine attitude. The primary evidence that made people assume she was a pooner is due to her feminine typing style, her artstyle, her interests and incessant hatred of being called female despite all of that, insisting to be extremely masculine. Her namesake also draws parallel to other female namefags like Junibooru and Fembooru, alongside the fact one of her earliest depictions is based on a female 'jak, which she claims was because "her friend made it to troll".[6] Cutebooru would post her hand on two separate occasions to try to prove on being a man. The first failed cause she was called brown and people said her hand looked feminine,[7] in the other she painted her nails to make a point that she could look masculine regardless of it, which also failed because people still thought the arm looked feminine.[8] Cutebooru would eventually become an approver on the 'ru, where some of the shitflinging of her insisting to not be FtM bled out into comment sections. Xhe projects and gets leaky at trevor.
Real identity[edit | edit source]
On December 20 of 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the soyjak wiki admin, was cutebooru all along (oh my heckin plot twist).[9]
Vlodson[edit | edit source]
There's a conspiracy theory that that Cobblestone and Vlodson are the same person , the le heckin' 4chan greentext videos goes something like this.
>Both made art of each other
>Cutebooru (Cobblestone) posted vlodson[10]
>Joined on the same date (Cobblestone August 7, 2025 / Vlodson August 7, 2025)
>Both goon to female-soyjaks[Marge, drawing J-fashion gyarujaks isn't gooning...]
>Coincidentally, nobody likes them
>Whatever this dust is 
Just shut it down at this point.
Facts about her[edit | edit source]
- She approves all of my edits.
- She rejects all of (You)r edits.
- Her favorite soyjak variant is A24.
- She likes Gigafly.
- Her soyjak used to be made of cobblestone, this is in reference to xher name being Cobblestone.
- She is an obsessed person.
- She likes the wiki. (WAOW!)
- She wears a suit and glasses .
- But also reps Vlone from time to time.
- She is a gamer, and plays old Valve games like Portal 1.
- Her favorite Sharty raid is Operation 9/11.
- She won. [Xhe just did, ok?]
- She is Christian.
- She refuses to delete the page for Zillyjaks, but doesn't particularly love the trend.🗝️ [11]
- She has her own remix that goes: l[Marge...]
- She is black owned. [12]
- She averages around 100 edits per day.
- She is in her 20s.[She just is, ok?]
- Many users express sexual attraction towards Cobblestone due to her being a woman.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Old depiction -
Cobblestone as a euromutt. -
Video of Cobblestone revealing she was cutebooru
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The hand pic she posted -
Hand pic 1 -
Hand pic 2 -
Unedited version of the hand pic Cobblestone posted on her profile page. Notice how the index finger is longer than the ring finger. -
Yet another pic she posted but to falseflag a SoyBooru janny
Snopes
- ↑ Special:UserRights/Cobblestone
- ↑ File:Boorudailyjak.jpg https://megalodon.jp/2025-0813-0756-57/https://www.soyjak.st:443/
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/135440
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dInR2
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1218-0559-34/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LBp4M
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Qbt1P
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hs4FJ
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-1014-39/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/page-91
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/159395
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Zillyjak&oldid=265638
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cobblestone&oldid=298954#Cobblestone_is_BLACK-owned_theory
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