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何!?このページは汚い外人の業だぁ!!! (驚愕)

Don’t bow to anything you see. Nvke any American 港 while gooning to anime to learn the TRVTH.

Mazel tov! Japan/Readable version is Kosher!

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>Place, Japan
>Pinches otakus, malditos Epsteins, ¡JAPÓN ES CAGADA!

Japan (heb. יפן), also known as Israel 2.0, Japsotho (even doe japs aren’t niggers<--- BIG LIE[1]), Jewpan, Japón, Jartypan and the country that is living in 2050 is a island country in East Asia that katana-wielding fedora wearing soyboy reddit-4cuck weeaboos and H-1B pajeets who watch BTuber cunny compilation all day love to obsess over. It is best known for satanic troonslop cartoon that depict sexualized little girls and transgenderism, being major producer of coal, brimstone, and being slut for BCC[even doe chinks are having their clitty leaking at Japan even after 80 years] and BAC. It is a dystopia where every citizen wageslaves 24/7 in shitty offices since the moment of birth.

Brapanese salarymen are overworked and stop developing mentally at around 14,[2] so they goon to 'p as a form of sexual release.(It wasn't illegal to possess 'p in Japan until 2014 btw[3] and age of consent change from 13 to 16 in 2023 every prefecture already had 16 as their age of consent, 13 was just the national minimum)

Japanese "people" are the Jews of East Asia. They use word "外人" (Gaijin) in place of " גוים " (Goyim). Nintendo being another example of them being jewish since cucktendo overcharge for thing, strictly restrict any fan media even if it no profit, also xheir clitty starts leaking when you pirate their games even if they're order than 40 and won't be making any money off them anyway. If they are not the jews of asia they probably are mexicans of asia (that be Filipino doe) because only latinxes like anime.

>japan le bad even though it hecking ethnostate and the jewpanese are heckin honorably aryan because erm hitler was like le trad or something and helped establish israel which is good thing even though they ARE le bad because most of them are child rapist pedotroon gook jewish kike of east asia who draw terabyte worth of 'P and host website like pixiv and baraag and allthefallen and Jewdorf Shitler was half-kike godless paganist atheist who killed million white Christian Europeans and hire pedophiles like Oskar Dirlewanger to rape children or something

He called them "Honorably", and his alliance was mainly for strategic and political purposes ˄

History[edit | edit source]

japsissies.... PepeLaugh.mp4

Japan was founded at least 2000 years ago by Emperor Jimbo.

Nothing of note happens in Jewpanese history until mid 1930s when they invade China to rape a bunch of Chinks (even doe Nanking le communist propaganda and didn't happen o algo[chink on chink violence dont need citation ok?]) and bomb Pearl Harbor (even doe it was inside job[it just is, ok?]). In response the U.S. nuked them twice in name of freedom (even doe nukes are fake[they just arent ok?]) for being le unwholesome heckin' nazis, then the Japanese immediately surrender (though it known japan was planning to surrender already, the americans just didnt want japan to surrender to Soviet Union instead <---- fake anti-nuke propaganda). The effect of nuclear fallout is still felt today in the form of tranime and also horrific fetishes they LOVE gooning to sooo much to the point you can barely tell the difference between the j*p who rives in Osaka from the average jartycuck who lives in slum of thaba-tseka. As of 2026, the Japs are facing extinction due to being incels who only fuck anime body pillows.

They are also VERY sensitive, insult xhem or use xheir art and they get big mad.

(blame the jews yo). Also they being flooded by pajeets <--- (Not in a long time fortunately) because (((Jewpanese))) government zogged and controlled by Israel, and India is the perfect goycattle slave labor for the jewish japanese government. They are often harassed by North Korea who often tests nuclear bombs near xheir waters (which causes PTSD because jewpan was nuked twice or something).

PewDiePie currently lives there o algo.

The (((Jewish))) prime minister of Japan.

Current prime minister of Japan, (((高市 早苗))), attempts to present herself as a based and right-wing reader but in reality she is a zionist zog puppet <--- Obsessed commie shitskin loser obsessed over successful first world developed capitalist nation. (take your meds if you think everyone who hates zog servants is commie) Her entire policy revolves around neocuckservatism, but she doesn't actually care what happens to Japanese people, as she continues to want Japanese sararymen to wagecuck in ze office instead of going home and having kids like Schizo Abe had decency to want. Also she postures about war with China, North Korea and Russia (because muh Russo-Ukrainian War and China invading Taiwan or something) and sending Japanese men to die in foreign land in a war they will inevitably lose (evendoe japan doesn't have a army since the US raped xhem to death in ww2 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG), all so she imports even more Indians after all jewpanese men die. <--- FARSENVKE, she actually wants to deport a few Indians that live there (she literally supports continuing LEGAL immigration from india, obsessed jartycuck)

Culture[edit | edit source]

>ry isu our bathoretto decrining?

Their culture was heckin influenced by Chugokujin culture or something (even though Japanese culture is heckin cooler and quirkier o algo nanoda), but has since been (((influenced))) by post-hippie American culture yo. But at least they produce anime waifu dakimakuras that chudcel weeaboo aryan chads (like me) have sex with. However, anime has been known[it just is, ok?] to turn chuds into trannies thus forcing them to join the 41%. Very sad!

Cool Stuff[edit | edit source]

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Japan has cool landscapes and folklore or something

Obsession with ‘P and degeneracy in the media[edit | edit source]

Most if not all of these degenerate scum of earth NORMALIZE the sexualization of real AND fictional children, most famous Doujinshis (unofficial manga that is mostly PORN and nothing else) are ‘P, a lot of their anime shit that falls into category of ISEKAI usually have underage minor used as fanservice or straight up show them naked and being sexually assaulted by main character.

This become SOO BAD that little children have to carry whistle so any retarded gooners don't try to snatch them and do HORRIBLE shit, also it horribly impacts SISA population of Japan in way that they know had to look like little children to actually make chink micro clitties leak.

This brimstone and huge amount of porn consumption red to biggest natality crisis of their history to the point their EX prime minister Shinzo Abe do campaign about telling chink to put clitty on foid pussy🗝️ (so they can breed more waggie slave for slave lord called corporation before he killed in 2022 by leaking jappedo)

Gookpasta[edit | edit source]

China WON

Korea WON(even tho they are LE BAD because a certain pedo lives there)

Mongoria WON

Vietnam WON

Cambodia WON

Laos WON

Malaysia WON

Singapore WON

Burma WON[literal who + don’t deadname Myanmar]

Europe WON

アメリカ WON

Japs LOST

Tranime LOST

2cuck LOST

2 ATOM BOMBS, 2.6 MILLION DEATHS, 2% IMMIGRANT POPULATION, 22% SEPPUKU RATE FOR MEN, 200 MORE YEARS AS AN AMERICAN PUPPET STATE

YOU HAVE NOTHING, GOOKS(even doe that word can also be used for other Asians as well). YOU FUCKING LOST! YOU WILL NEVER BE AN EMPIRE. YOU WILL NEVER ANNEX CHINA AND KOREA. YOU WILL NEVER LOWER YOUR SEPPUKU RATE(even doe China and Korea have literally the same rate). YOU WILL NEVER BE WOMEN.

YOUR ONLY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS WORLD ARE PEDOPHILIA AND FAGGOTRY. YOUR NATION IS AN ETERNAL LAUGHINGSTOCK. YOU ARE THE JARTY BUT IN THE FORM OF AN ASIAN NATION. YOU. FUCKING. LOST. AND WE WILL NEVER STOP GEGGING AT YOU FOR IT.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Notable Japanese on the Sharty[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Citation

  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Japanese
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)
  3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan
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