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Brazil is coal.Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil), also known as Brapzil (Portuguese: Bostil), is a country in South America[or whatever]. Despite being big and geographically diverse, nobody cares about it, to the point even Carribbean islets are more visited than Brazil. The main reason is the fact the country is mostly known for its North and Northeast Regions, with a lot of crime and leftism. <--- Even doe the south is famously right-wing and was a popular hideout for ex-nazis.
Xhey have also embraced Sharty culture more than their northern neighbors, as even their vice president (a known terrorism supporter) has been found using 'plier in a meme, once and for all establishing superiority over Argentinasluttas.
Brazil also banned Xitter from their country for a bit more than a month because of Elon Musk being based or something, leaving many leftist BRAPzillian niggers to seethe and immigrate to the Xitter ripoff Bluesky (only to come back after the ban was lifted GEG!), while the right-wing ones simply used VPN services with fake accounts.
Fun facts about Brazil[edit | edit source]
- Brazil has the second-highest AIDS rate in all of Latin America, the first being Haiti (this was caused because Brazil was among the first countries to legalize homosexuality).
- 35% of execution videos originate from Brazil.
- Brazil has the highest number of same-sex marriages in Latin America by over 5,000 marriages, even doe it was never approved legislatively, being imposed by leftist judges.
- Brazil has the worst judges of the world.
- Brazil is home to a very rare subspecies of homo sapiens, which has been captured on video. (even doe it's a result of microcephaly caused by Zika fever)
- Brazilians are obsessed with meximutt series named El Chavo del Ocho and El Chapulín Colorado, no really, it's like chuds and troons being obsessed to each other but Ϫ000 times worse. <- don't listen to this crakka leakin'. Chaves and Chapolin are GEMS.
- Brapzil has an average IQ of 83. This means most brazilmutts are as smart as, if not even dumber than a chimpanzee.
- Niggerzil has an illiterate as president (Lula da Silva) who fucks goats btw if that matters.
- Brazilians sperg out every time they country is mentioned.
- Brazilians hate Argentinians, even doe they're the same.
- Brazil is a ""livable"" niggerhell (you just need to choose the federative unit wisely).
- Southern Brazil (and some pockets of Southeastern Brazil) are Aryanheaven
truth nuke[edit | edit source]
Monarchism won, Integralism won (even doe Damares likes troons), Dom Pedro II won, Plínio Salgado won, Gaúchos won, Catarinenses won, Paranaenses won, South won, Paulistas won, Fluminenses (Bolsonaro's state) won, Paulo Kogos won, Jair Bolsonaro won, Olavo won, Nikolas Ferreira won, /pol/ monarchyGOD won, sloptranWNBAG won, brazilian foid won, Chud_Brasil won, chaves won, chapolin won, dr. chapatin won, chaveco won, pancada bonaparte won.
Getúlio Vargas LOST, Nordestinos LOST, Lula da Silva LOST, PSOL LOST, MBL LOST, Brasil em Fúria LOST, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!
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