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| name                = Barack Obama
| name                = Barack Obama
| image              = <gallery>
| image              = <gallery>
File:Obama.png|Xim irl
File:Obama.png|IAS
File:BarackObamaportrait.jpg|Him Irl
File:BarackObamaportrait.jpg|Portrait
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| office             = 44th President of the United States
| office = 44th president of the [[United States]]
| term         = January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017
| term = January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017
| vicepresident       = [[Joe Biden]]
| vicepresident = [[Joe Biden]]
| predecessor         = [[Keyed retard|George W. Bush]]
| predecessor = [[George Bush|George W. Bush]]
| successor           = [[Donald Trump]]
| successor = [[Donald Trump]]
| birth_name         = [[Indonesia|Barry Soetoro]]
| birth_name = Barry Soetoro{{note|Assumed during the period in his infancy in which his mother lived with his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.}}
| party               = Democratic Party
| party = Democratic Party
| spouse             = [[Tranny|Michelle Obama]]
| birth_place = Honolulu, Hawaii, U.S.
| birth_date = August 4, 1961 (Age {{Age|4 August 1961}})
| spouse = Michelle Obama
}}
}}
{{Greentext|>I'm Obama, ayy, I condone the drama, ayy}}


'''Barack [[SNCA:Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] Obama II''' (Born: August 4, 1960) Is the first [[Nigger|black]] president (who isn't actually black but <s>a mulatto</s> partially negrito. Hussein as middle name because father is from <s>Kenya</s> Indonesia) as well as the first [[ACCESS DENIED|mooslim]] president. His mom was white american and father black (Kenya), his father left his family and he has seen him only one in life geg. He is [[Best known for|best known for]] [[Faggots|allowing homosexual marriage]], killing [[Osama bin Laden|Osama bin Laden]], letting [[Meximutt|illegal immigrants]] in the country, and literally defeating racism until FUCKING FASCIST PRICK [[Donald Trump|TRUMP]] got in and ruined everything. Obama gave America free Iphones and he was gonna do mo fo us and shiiiet{{CitationNeeded}}. Certain theorists claim his wife is a [[Tranny|transgender]], a [[Faggot|homosexual]] who participates in gay parties with [[Niggerweed|drugs]], and is an illegal immigrant. He suspiciously looks like the 7th president of [[Kapten Batubara|Indonesia]] Joko Widodo, I mean he did live in Jakarta, Indonesia from 1966 to 1971. 
'''Barack [[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] Obama II''' (born August 4, 1961) Is the first [[Black people|black]] president{{note|He's only partially black actually; "Hussein" is derived from his Kenyan biological father.}} of the [[United States]]. [[mudshark|His mom]] was a [[white]] American and his father was Kenyan - the latter divorcing Obama's mother early in his infancy. He is {{RedGlow|[[best known for]]}} legalizing [[gay]] marriage, assassinating [[Osama bin Laden]], letting [[Meximutt|illegal immigrants]] into the country, and literally defeating [[racism]] until FUCKING [[Fascist|FASCIST]] PRICK [[Trump|TRUMP]] LITERALLY CHEATED THE ELECTION AND RUINED EVERYTHING. Obama [[Niggerbabble|done did geeuhv the community free iPhones 'n shi' mẽ, and he was gonna do mo' fo' us]].{{wpcn}}  


The crazy nigga is also known for authorizing missiles, drones and air strikes on several countries, including Libya, Pakistan and Yemen. (most presidents did this thoughie)  
Some claim his wife is a [[transgender]], that he is a [[homosexual]] orgy-goer under the influence of [[Niggerweed|drugs]], and an illegal immigrant. He suspiciously looks like the 7th president of Indonesia [[Kapten Batubara|Joko Widodo]] - I mean, he did live in Jakarta from 1966 to 1971.  


He is best known for having a [[TikTok|dih]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUvyjUhNHCI</ref> and also beatboxes [[Amerimutt|or something]]
The crazy nigga is also known for {{keyedtext|authorizing missiles, drones and air strikes against several countries, including Libya, [[Pakistan]] and Yemen}}.


== [[Jews|Early Life]] ==
Obama has a [[BBC|dih]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUvyjUhNHCI ''Obama Have Dih Song 10 Hours]</ref> He also beatboxes [[or something]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm8k5h12VnI ''Obama Beatbox + Rude Buster'']</ref>
Barack Hussein Obama II was born on August 4, 1961, at Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii. He is the only president born outside the contiguous United States. He was born to an 18-year-old American mother and a 27-year-old Kenyan father. His mother, Ann Dunham (1942–1995), was born in Wichita, Kansas, and was of English, Welsh, German, Swiss, and Irish descent. In 2007 it was discovered her great-great-grandfather Falmouth Kearney emigrated from the village of Moneygall, Ireland to the U.S. in 1850. In July 2012, Ancestry.com found a strong likelihood that Dunham was descended from John Punch, an enslaved African man who lived in the Colony of Virginia during the seventeenth century. Obama has described the ancestors of his grandparents as Scotch-Irish mostly. Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama (1934–1982), was a married Luo Kenyan from Nyang'oma Kogelo. His last name, Obama, was derived from his Luo descent. Obama's parents met in 1960 in a Russian language class at the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa, where his father was a foreign student on a scholarship. The couple married in Wailuku, Hawaii, on February 2, 1961, six months before Obama was born.


In late August 1961, a few weeks after he was born, Barack and his mother moved to the University of Washington in Seattle, where they lived for a year. During that time, Barack's father completed his undergraduate degree in economics in Hawaii, graduating in June 1962. He left to attend graduate school on a scholarship at Harvard University, where he earned a Master of Arts in economics. Obama's parents divorced in March 1964. Obama Sr. returned to Kenya in 1964, where he married for a third time and worked for the Kenyan government as the senior economic analyst in the Ministry of Finance. He visited his son in Hawaii only once, at Christmas 1971,[28] before he was killed in an automobile accident in 1982, when Obama was 21 years old. Recalling his early childhood, Obama said: "That my father looked nothing like the people around me—that he was black as pitch, my mother white as milk—barely registered in my mind." He described his struggles as a young adult to reconcile social perceptions of his multiracial heritage.
== Early life ==
{{Details
| content = Barack Hussein Obama II was born on August 4, 1961, at Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii. He is the only president born outside the contiguous United States. He was born to an 18-year-old American mother and a 27-year-old Kenyan father. His mother, Ann Dunham (1942–1995), was born in Wichita, Kansas, and was of English, Welsh, German, Swiss, and Irish descent.
 
In 2007, it was discovered that her great-great-grandfather Falmouth Kearney emigrated from the village of Moneygall, Ireland to the U.S. in 1850. In July 2012, Ancestry.com found a strong likelihood that Dunham was descended from John Punch, an enslaved African man who lived in the Colony of Virginia during the seventeenth century.
 
Obama has described the ancestors of his grandparents as mostly Scotch-Irish. Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama (1934–1982), was a married Luo Kenyan from Nyang'oma Kogelo. His last name, Obama, was derived from his Luo ancestry. Obama's parents met in 1960 in a Russian language class at the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa, where his father was a foreign student on a scholarship. The couple married in Wailuku, Hawaii, on February 2, 1961, six months before Obama was born.
 
In late August 1961, a few weeks after he was born, Barack and his mother moved to the University of Washington in Seattle, where they lived for a year. During that time, Barack's father completed his undergraduate degree in economics in Hawaii, graduating in June 1962. He left to attend graduate school on a scholarship at Harvard University, where he earned a Master of Arts in economics. Obama's parents divorced in March 1964.
 
Obama Sr. returned to Kenya in 1964, where he married for a third time and worked for the Kenyan government as the senior economic analyst in the Ministry of Finance. He visited his son in Hawaii only once, at Christmas 1971, before he was killed in an automobile accident in 1982, when Obama was 21 years old. Recalling his early childhood, Obama said: "That my father looked nothing like the people around me - that he was black as pitch, my mother white as milk - barely registered in my mind." He described his struggles as a young adult to reconcile social perceptions of his multiracial heritage.


In 1963, Dunham met Lolo Soetoro at the University of Hawaiʻi; he was an Indonesian East–West Center graduate student in geography. The couple married on Molokai on March 15, 1965. After two one-year extensions of his J-1 visa, Lolo returned to Indonesia in 1966. His wife and stepson followed sixteen months later in 1967. The family initially lived in the Menteng Dalam neighborhood in the Tebet district of South Jakarta. From 1970, they lived in a wealthier neighborhood in the Menteng district of Central Jakarta.
In 1963, Dunham met Lolo Soetoro at the University of Hawaiʻi; he was an Indonesian East–West Center graduate student in geography. The couple married on Molokai on March 15, 1965. After two one-year extensions of his J-1 visa, Lolo returned to Indonesia in 1966. His wife and stepson followed sixteen months later in 1967. The family initially lived in the Menteng Dalam neighborhood in the Tebet district of South Jakarta. From 1970, they lived in a wealthier neighborhood in the Menteng district of Central Jakarta.
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== <s>Michelle</s> Michael Obama ==
== <s>Michelle</s> Michael Obama ==
His [[tranny|"wife"]] is best known for being his bvll, he takes xis bibisi on the daily
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<gallery>  
His "[[tranny|wife]]" is best known for being his bull; he takes xis [[BBC]] on the daily.
File:Barack Obama Portrait.jpg|{{Greentext|>My fellow Soyteens, we must uhh... post gems or something}}
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Barack Obama Portrait.jpg|{{Greentext|>My fellow soyteens, we must, uh... post gems or something}}|alt=>My fellow Soyteens, we must, uh... post gems or something
File:Negritos.jpg|Obama's distant relatives
File:Negritos.jpg|Obama's distant relatives
</gallery>
</gallery>


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[[Category:Americans]]
[[Category:Americans]]
[[Category:Hawai'ians]]
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[[Category:People]]
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[[Category:Faggots]]
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Revision as of 22:50, 28 July 2026

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Barack Obama[1]


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Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) Is the first black president[b] of the United States. His mom was a white American and his father was Kenyan - the latter divorcing Obama's mother early in his infancy. He is best known for legalizing gay marriage, assassinating Osama bin Laden, letting illegal immigrants into the country, and literally defeating racism until FUCKING FASCIST PRICK TRUMP LITERALLY CHEATED THE ELECTION AND RUINED EVERYTHING. Obama done did geeuhv the community free iPhones 'n shi' mẽ, and he was gonna do mo' fo' us.[citation needed]

Some claim his wife is a transgender, that he is a homosexual orgy-goer under the influence of drugs, and an illegal immigrant. He suspiciously looks like the 7th president of Indonesia Joko Widodo - I mean, he did live in Jakarta from 1966 to 1971.

The crazy nigga is also known for authorizing missiles, drones and air strikes against several countries, including Libya, Pakistan and Yemen🗝️.

Obama has a dih.[2] He also beatboxes or something.[3]

Early life

Click to expand Barack Hussein Obama II was born on August 4, 1961, at Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii. He is the only president born outside the contiguous United States. He was born to an 18-year-old American mother and a 27-year-old Kenyan father. His mother, Ann Dunham (1942–1995), was born in Wichita, Kansas, and was of English, Welsh, German, Swiss, and Irish descent.

In 2007, it was discovered that her great-great-grandfather Falmouth Kearney emigrated from the village of Moneygall, Ireland to the U.S. in 1850. In July 2012, Ancestry.com found a strong likelihood that Dunham was descended from John Punch, an enslaved African man who lived in the Colony of Virginia during the seventeenth century.

Obama has described the ancestors of his grandparents as mostly Scotch-Irish. Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama (1934–1982), was a married Luo Kenyan from Nyang'oma Kogelo. His last name, Obama, was derived from his Luo ancestry. Obama's parents met in 1960 in a Russian language class at the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa, where his father was a foreign student on a scholarship. The couple married in Wailuku, Hawaii, on February 2, 1961, six months before Obama was born.

In late August 1961, a few weeks after he was born, Barack and his mother moved to the University of Washington in Seattle, where they lived for a year. During that time, Barack's father completed his undergraduate degree in economics in Hawaii, graduating in June 1962. He left to attend graduate school on a scholarship at Harvard University, where he earned a Master of Arts in economics. Obama's parents divorced in March 1964.

Obama Sr. returned to Kenya in 1964, where he married for a third time and worked for the Kenyan government as the senior economic analyst in the Ministry of Finance. He visited his son in Hawaii only once, at Christmas 1971, before he was killed in an automobile accident in 1982, when Obama was 21 years old. Recalling his early childhood, Obama said: "That my father looked nothing like the people around me - that he was black as pitch, my mother white as milk - barely registered in my mind." He described his struggles as a young adult to reconcile social perceptions of his multiracial heritage.

In 1963, Dunham met Lolo Soetoro at the University of Hawaiʻi; he was an Indonesian East–West Center graduate student in geography. The couple married on Molokai on March 15, 1965. After two one-year extensions of his J-1 visa, Lolo returned to Indonesia in 1966. His wife and stepson followed sixteen months later in 1967. The family initially lived in the Menteng Dalam neighborhood in the Tebet district of South Jakarta. From 1970, they lived in a wealthier neighborhood in the Menteng district of Central Jakarta.

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Michelle Michael Obama

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His "wife" is best known for being his bull; he takes xis BBC on the daily.

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  1. Assumed during the period in his infancy in which his mother lived with his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.
  2. He's only partially black actually; "Hussein" is derived from his Kenyan biological father.

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