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Safe edgy (nowadays also called dark woke) jokes are a type of forced humor characteristic that appears like dark comedy but is retarded due to failing to be "edgy" enough (because it's designed not to offend anyone🔒 they deem wholesome, such as le heckin' PoCerinos) and is embraced by faggots, trannies, SoyBooru users, and leftist soyboys. "Safe edgy" humour often has double standards, as those who make them would consider it offensive if these same jokes were perpetrated against another group. Safe edgy humour has developed tropes (see below) and common themes that are rarely deviated from. Most people that find safe edgy jokes funny are trooned-out Reddit, Discord, or Twitter users 'cause it most likely intertwines with their ideology and is rarely organic.
The term safe edgy is also used by pedophiles and foodists to refer to anything that's not 'P or BMT.
If you want to make a true edgy joke, make sure it has anything that would make a safe-edgy fag or a 196er go DOCTOS. Such as making jokes about running over spics with a truck while listening to Johnny Rebel. Or showing them those Moonman songs.
The term is often misused on the sharty when referring to failtroll humor, because shartycucks are often too afraid to admit that something could be too edgy to joke about.
Common tropes of safe edgy humor[edit | edit source]
- Adding and editing this list to force an agenda against memes/games/shows/media/songs that you don't like
- Jokes about specific varieties of Aryans, most notably the British and French.
- Unoriginal jokes about boring stereotypes of British and French.
- Generally covers any country but Israel and sometimes Africa.
- Jokes about not showering, bathing and generally not practicing proper hygiene, healthy sleep, and proper nutrition (This generally doesnt include Indians.)
- "Gross = funny" jokes, relying solely on infantile bathroom humor or fart jokes
>Here is my joke about my porn addiction, please laugh.
- Porn addiction jokes
- Unfunny "humor" only 13-year-olds find funny, such as PENIS/VAGINA jokes. Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are notable examples of this. Can be used for EPI.
- Incest jokes such as the "sister stuck in a sexual position" trope, "stepmom/stepbro/stepsis" jokes, and "Sweet Home Alabama" ev&doe the US has less incest on average than a lot of other nations
- Jokes about how No Nut November is very heckin' difficult (It's not)
- Jokes about femboys (such as thigh high jokes, or ones about "cracking" your friends), twink death/twinkification
- Jokes about goth mommies or alt girls.
- Status check videos and switch and bait videos. Basically just softcore porn which then cuts to some unfunny Metal Gear Rising or Ultrakill edit
- Rule 34 references, cropped porn or screenshots out of context
- The smash or pass video genre as a whole
- Jokes about feet being involved in sexual fetishes or sexual situations.
- "random/loud = funny" jokes, that are solely based on being le quirky
- "Swear words = funny" jokes and cutting off swear words (eg. "What the fu-")
- Jokes about various crimes, such as:
- Cannibalism (specifically the ones about eating kids)
- Kids in the basement jokes
- Committing war crimes
- Tax evasion
- Manslaughter
- Arson
- Beating up the homeless
- Typically accompanied by a time period, for example "I committed several war crimes in obscure location from 2001 to 2007".
- Drunk driving
- "Threatening" jokes, such as "there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox", "I have your IP address", or "I am rapidly approaching your location" (but not doing it.)
- Jokes about killing billionaires/landlords/CEOs/ICE agents/the heckin evil chuds/random right-wing people.
- Jokes about mocking people who have a job and being unemployed.
- Jokes about gambling
- Jokes about how hecking racist or homophobic they are, despite never saying nigger, faggot, tranny or other slurs, expect for cracker of course).
- Jokes about using fake slurs like "Clanker" because they're too afraid and lefty-brained to say real slurs
- Jokes that try to make fun of Christianity such as saying Christians are sensitive delusional ignorant intolerant bigoted hypocrites that hate science, portraying God and Jesus as funny or mocked, and any other "religion is stupid" joke that has been done to death in adult shows or some other emo shit because they hate their overprotective parents for making them go to church once.
- Joking about Ted Kaczynski and ironically worshipping him by saying he was right (because romanticizing someone who did radical actions is le edgy (or imagining xim saying "eat the rich")), even though Ted Kaczynski wouldn't like terminally online trannies worshiping him.
- Joking about Jeffrey Dahmer, who normies only know about because of Netflix.
- Joking about the death of Charlie Kirk, but seething whenever someone jokes about George Floyd (or literally any other death or event)
- Jokes about Balkan or ex-Yugoslav countries and war crimes, such as Balkan countries being ultranationalist and having broken English, because for some reason making fun of ESL third-worlders is only le good when they're white.
- Jokes about Communism, such as T posing while playing the Soviet anthem, pretending to be gopniks and speaking in a shitty Russian accent, and unfunny YouTube channels that promote these slop jokes
- Jokes about slavs being femboys (especially Slovenia and Poland)
- Jokes about how they equally hate everyone and that they're not a racist (only to sperg out when encountering racial slurs)
- Jokes about being gay paired with "badass" things. You can typically find these types of jokes on Tumblr or at your local Spencer's.
- Jokes about Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeffrey Epstein, or Israel/Jew jokes, especially claiming ICE is "jewish" or that "Anti-transgenderism" is jewish, You can thank Palestine-supporting leftists for ruining antisemitism. This is spammed on instagram extremely frequently.
- Jokes about Yakub, Agartha, Hyperborea or other references to esotericism. Spammed on Instagram very frequently, most normgroids only care about it because they think it's le heckin based schizo meme from der 'cuck.
- Seething about AI (there are legitimate reasons to dislike it but most safe edgy troons just say "muh depriving african villages of water" and "but what about artists")
- Calling things Reddit on things that are the literal complete opposite of Reddit, or vice versa
- Using "keys" as an alternative to "kys" because xhey are too scared to say the real thing because of kiked social media moderation
- Calling people "dork," "geek," or "loser" as a substitute for slurs, troons on troontok or any other nigger website.
- Calling themselves or others a "fat chud" or "chuddy" without knowing the meaning of the term.
Examples of safe edgy media[edit | edit source]
- 4chan
- SomethingAwful
- TV Media
- 98% of any shows aired on Adult Swim
- Rick and Morty (evendoe Rick and Morty makes rape jokes)
- Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
- The Boys
- South Park
- Family Guy
- 98% of any shows aired on Adult Swim
- Ultrakill
- Tumblr (rarely, it's a safe space instead)
- TikTok
- DeviantShART
- Trooncore
- Leadpipe Images
- Some Brappit Subs:
- r/196
- r/GoCommitDie
- r/ihaveihaveihavereddit
- Discord memes
- Anything HTSM finds funny
- (((Offendingeverybody's))) channel and humor




