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Don't add SNCA gets lesser than a sept or a multiple of a million. Maybe try reuploading the lost images instead of making this article even more bloated.

GETs on /soy/

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Pre-1000 GETs

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Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).[1]

The First Two Posts

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Unknown, but according to some eyewitnesses on the Party, the very first post was made by Soot simply saying "test", and the second post also being from Soot simply saying "welcome".

3 GET

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>Flood detected; Post discarded.

Post no. 3[2] was obtained on September 20, 2020, The FIRST ever recorded GET on /soy/.

Ϫ GET

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THERE IS NO THREMBOTH GET. YOU WILL TAKE YOUR MEDS.

22 and 55 GETs

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>chino on the front page!

Posts no. 22 and 55[3] were obtained on September 20, 2020 in the same thread.

400 GET

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Post no. 400[3] was obtained on September 21, 2020 and was posted in the same thread where GETs 22 and 55 were obtained.

500 GET

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>kissu.moe/qa/

Post no. 500[2] was obtained on September 21, 2020, Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe.

555 GET

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Post no. 555[4] was obtained on September 21, 2020.

600 GET

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Post no. 600[5] was obtained on September 21, 2020.

666 GET

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Post no. 666[6] was obtained on September 21, 2020.

700 GET

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Post no. 700[7] was obtained on September 22, 2020.

777 GET

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>dead site, fuck soyposters

Post no. 777[8] was obtained on September 22, 2020. Image is also possibly a Lost Media Soyjak (Thumbnails dont count). nevermind, found it[9]

Pre-100000 GETs

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3300 GET

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It's a great time on the animenet.

Post no. 3300[10] was obtained on October 1, 2020.

3333 GET

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>Hang yourself wojakspamming twitter immigrant

Post no. 3333[11] was obtained on October 1, 2020.

4500 GET

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YOUR REDDIT GOLD SIR

Post no. 4500[12] was obtained on October 12, 2020.

20000 GET

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Post no. 20000[13]

30000 GET

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Post no. 30000[14]

33333 GET

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Post no. 33333[15]

39999 and 40000 GETs

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Posts no. 39999 and 40000[16] were obtained on December 21, 2020 in the same thread.

70000 GET

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simply calling him a fag wouldnt get this gem of a response tho

Post no. 70000[17] was obtained on April 12, 2021.

77777 GET

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Stop posting this awful soy

Post no. 77777[18] was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak. It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

88888 GET

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>>88888
WE POGGERS NAO

Post no. 88888[19] was obtained on May 16, 2021. It was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak. It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

99999 and 100000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 99999[20] featured a picture of Gawr Gura.

It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board.[21]

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.[22]

Post no. 100000[23] featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary. Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.[24]

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character.[25] This thread was not restored on June 8.

Even God and Satania were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.[26]

111111 GET

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Kill all swedish people

Post no. 111111[27] was obtained on June 17, 2021. It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies.

123456 GET

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Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted.[28] The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots,[29][30] which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."[31]

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as being forced, boring, awful, and wasted.[33]

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

222222 GET

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Colorjaks are coal

Post no. 222222 (after rollback)[34] was obtained on January 20, 2022. The post features a picture of Rika Furude, commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.

Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said kissu.moe, but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.

The thread was deleted on March 25, 2022 by a seething janny.

299999 GET

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>saves your Sharty
wat do

Post no. 299999[35] was obtained on January 26, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem.

300000 GET

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Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together

Post no. 300000[36] was obtained on January 26, 2022. The post contains a Wholesomejak with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".

Almost everybody has seen this as a massive win. Though kuz thinking the post was a gem[37] angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz coal.

333333 GET

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.

Post no. 333333[38] was obtained on February 10, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by Soyentists.

400000 GET

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he fucking won

Post no. 400000[39] was obtained on March 23, 2022. The get was obtained by Kuz (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for this video and appropriated by the pro-kuz camp.

444444 GET

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Updoot

Post no. 444444[40] was obtained on April 5, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a Cobson thread, the post also featured a Rika Furude image.

The image was deleted a minute later due to a bug in Vichan, many people blamed it on Janitors but this was NOT the case, take your meds.

The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random IAS/NAS for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.

500000 GET

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>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real

Post no. 500000[41] was obtained on April 21, 2022. It was a Ongezellig soyquote thread. A dot-spammer attempted to derail the thread but got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot).

555555 GET

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gem

Post no. 555555[42] was obtained on May 8, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that SOOT's software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-coal used to promote NAS dust. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger.

600000 GET

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go up

Post no. 600000[43] was obtained on May 23, 2022. It is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRACY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further. NO KYS.

666666 GET

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HE FUCKING WON

Post no. 666666[44] was obtained on June 10, 2022. The post featured a red angryjak with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-coal while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.

777777 GET

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bant get

Post no. 777777[45] was obtained on July 14, 2022, it simply read "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.

800000 GET

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Post no. 800000[46] was obtained on July 18, 2022. The post featured a Wholesome Soyjak holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the Party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the sootists and the kuzists agreed that this was a unifying gem.

888888 GET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJKJxQRmgc

Post no. 888888[47] was on obtained on August 8, 2022.

899999 GET

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KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE
GEM
GEM WHO?
GEMSON BITCH

Post no. 899999[48] was obtained on August 11, 2022.

900000 GET

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Kill niggers behead niggers dismember niggers

Post no. 900000[49] was obtained on August 11, 2022.

999999 and 1000000 GETs

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Raid /lgbt/ on 4chan with troonjaks

Post no. 999999[50] was obtained August 31, 2022. The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

The original unedited GET
The edited one

Post no. 1000000 was obtained on August 31, 2022. At first, it was UTTP spam,[51][a] but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win".[52] Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. At the time it was unanimously considered to be the worst GET the Sharty has ever had in its entire history, THOUGH nowadays the 10M GET puts it to shame.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET. Rare Kuz W or however the hair is broccolied.

1100000 GET

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>Die spadeson, DIE!!!! I WILL NEVER BE BUILT FOR TBP!!!

Post no. 1100000[53] was obtained on September 16, 2022.

1111111 GET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In6tsOZLcEk

Post no. 1111111[54] was obtained on September 17, 2022. The GET was botted and was later deleted by the user themselves.[55][b]

1200000 GET

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>Nausea at 1:02 AM

Post no. 1200000[56] was obtained October 2, 2022.

1222222 GET

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And then his kid grows up to be the next Elliot Rodger, many such cases!

Post no. 1222222[57] was obtained on October 7, 2022. It was a hanging Nazi Chudjak in response to a chudquote OP.

1234567 GET

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Why can't we have more wholesome threads like these?
https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16272614

Post no. 1234567[58] was obtained on October 9, 2022. The file attached with the thread was a GIF disguised as an image with a smug black Soyak looking at a computer, the GIF had a single frame with Rika Furude in it.[59]

1300000 GET

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seething incel troon (Old Screenshot)

Post no. 1300000[60] was obtained on October 22, 2022. It was made in response to ">seething chuds" within an anti-chud thread.

1333333 GET

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>He BTFO'd me in an argument? Better hide behind 10 layers of irony!

Post no. 1333333[61] was obtained on October 28, 2022. It was a Snoo (or Snoy)-styled Markiplier jak, met with mixed receptions in the replies.

1400000 GET

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okay new fotm just dropped

Post no. 1400000[62] was obtained on November 8, 2022. It was an accidental GET, alleging that the demoralization quoted OP would be a new FOTM (Flavor of the Month).

1444444 GET

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HUGE W

Post no. 1444444[63] was obtained on November 14, 2022. It was one of a dozen sequential ratio bot replies. You WILL NOT research about 'teens who pretend to be ratio bots.

1500000 GET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAe-mtNv9Q&t=1s

Post no. 1500000[64] was obtained on November 19, 2022. It was simply a YouTube URL which lead to an hour-long video titled: "One Hour of Silence Broken Only by Random Nipah." It's worth nothing that for some reason, the video URL included a timestamp at one second, rather than the default URL.

1555555 GET

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KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME

Post no. 1555555[65] was obtained on November 25, 2022. When this post was made, typing in "Soyjak Party" (case must match) would trigger the spam filter. OP later deleted the post after making a post with the text "I MADE UP MY MIND I'M BLOWING THIS FUCKING THREAD UP FUCKING GONE DELETED I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SHARTY CULTURE TO WASTE GETS ON RANDOM BULLSHIT I FUCKING BLEW IT ON THIOS META CANCER I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS GEM FIRST BEFORE I BLEW IT ALL TO HELL

YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF THIS THREAD."

1599850 GET

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it's not, but we should be more nice, that would be... well, nice I guess

On November 30, 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850,[66] which teens then did. This was the first "special GET."

In the end, Post no. 1599850[67] was an accidental GET, the contents itself responding to the OP, who stated that /soy/ is a Nice Board.

1600000 GET

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sooty soot

Post no. 1600000[68] was obtained on November 30, 2022. It was marked a Sootist win with an OMGSISA jak making its declaration in redtext.

1666666 GET

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>>1666657
gem

Post no. 1666666[69] was obtained on December 9, 2022. It was an accidental GET replying to an image in a Pixelplanet raid thread.

1700000 GET

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strawberryphant GET

Post no. 1700000[70] was obtained on December 13, 2022. It was a fruity win that could not be real.

1777777 GET

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Reported you instead, sorry.

Post no. 1777777[71] was obtained on December 21, 2022. It was an accidental GET. Instead of obeying the OP and reporting a linked post for harassment, the 'teen instead reported the OP and got the GET like a selfish little fuck.

1800000 GET

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'em

Post no. 1800000[72] was obtained on December 23, 2022. It was another fruity win, this time depicting two Fruitjaks dueling atop a mountain.

1999999 and 2000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on January 9, 2023.

romanized: Nigga, Nattsudayo!

Post no. 1999999[73] was an image of Japanese Squirreljak. Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET. As one Chud put it

im #feralgang - but honestly, im going to set aside my rivalry for this. Cob bros, feral bros, it doesnt matter. Seeing the history of our get's, as long as its a jak, ill be happy.

In order to prevent someone from scripting the GET, post deletion was disabled,[c] reCAPTCHA was added for posts and replies, and Cloudflare was turned to its max.

undertale win

Despite these measures, Post no. 2000000[74] was Undertroon futa porn. This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted. Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying

It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️[75]

Many believed that this GET steal was coordinated by /trash/ and later went on a shitpiss rage and wiped 3 pages of the 'log. Many furfags disapproved of the GET due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.

2200000 GET

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oh thats nice
>grabs you
now we can't let this little piece of news go unrewarded, now can we?

Post no. 2200000[76] was obtained on January 31, 2023. It was a Neutralplier replying to the OP, who shared good news that he passed an exam he'd been worrying about.

2222222 GET

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lime win

Post no. 2222222[77] was obtained on February 2, 2023 and it was a Lime win. Unlike most GETs this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.

2333333 GET

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ha do my ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd

Post no. 2333333[78] was obtained on February 18, 2023. Two back to back GETs claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a particulary dense colorjak spam). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETs in general.

2400000 GET

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>I love gems

Post no. 2400000[79] was obtained on February 26, 2023.

2419157 GET

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Nigger

Post no. 2419157[80] was acquired on February 27, 2023. It was the second special GET. having a yellow background due to CSS trickery. The post consisted solely of the word "Nigger".

2444444 GET

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It's time, delete that garbage channel, it only attracts tourists (the bad kind)

Post no. 2444444[81] was obtained on March 2, 2023. It was an animated PNG of Soyak that switches to Higurashi BBC porn. The post was encouraging the SPVA to delete his channel.

2500000 GET

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sooby soob

Post no. 2500000[82] was obtained March 7, 2023. It was a Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery, notably it was followed by a 'zellig fail that had serious implications for the Third Soyvil War.

2555555 GET

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You should kill yourself

Post no. 2555555[83] was obtained on March 13, 2023. It was the poster suggesting the OP kill themself when asking if he should make "another" reddit thread. Ostensibly, the OP went on to commit suicide.[he just did, ok?]

2600000 GET

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Anglos won though

Post no. 2600000[84] was obtained on March 17, 2023. It was a imageless post stating "Anglos won though" in response to an anti-Anglo copypasta OP, ensuring thread victory for Anglos everywhere.

2666666 GET

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bocchi

Post no. 2666666[85] was obtained on March 25, 2023. It was Hitori Bocchi from Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu. This tranime coal marked a /qa/ win, probably.

2700000 GET

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Post no. 2700000[86] was obtained on March 29, 2023. It was a furfag Cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET.

2777777 GET

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The 'zellig post

Post no. 2777777[87] was obtained on April 7, 2023. It was a 'zellig thread, which was spammed with 'p after a short duration of time[d] and deleted. There was also a failget (Post no. 2777776)[88] that preceded the 'zellig thread, it was seen as the true GET by 'zellig detractors.

2800000 GET

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k

Post no. 2800000[89] was obtained on April 9, 2023 and only consisted of the letter "k" and nothing else. It was widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and makes no sense.

2888888 GET

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froggy W

Post no. 2888888[90] was obtained on April 17, 2023. It was a post in a frog thread that read "froggy W", which caused a few 'teens to call for a frog ban.

2900000 GET

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wow!

Post no. 2900000[91] was obtained on April 19, 2023. It was a reply in a thread calling out get stealers as "eternal failers" using a Smugjak. It was the word "wow" followed by an exclamation mark, being mostly well received.

2999999 and 3000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on April 27, 2023.

He Will Always Be A Get

Post no. 2999999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" meme.

I AM WHITE

After months of anticipation, Post no. 3000000[92] was a thread titled "I AM WHITE" with a picture of a Chudbob and Patrick depicted as a tranny hugging each other.

3100000 GET

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>>3099983
greetings

Post no. 3100000[93] was obtained on May 7, 2023. It was a deformed colorjak and a definitive COLOR WIN.

3111111 GET

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op just fucking died.

Post no. 3111111[94] was obtained on May 8, 2023. It was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread.

3200000 GET

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Does anyone here have cool nazi edits you could share?

Post no. 3200000[95] was obtained on May 15, 2023. it was not only an accidental GET but an accidental thread GET, with the OP requesting NatSoc edits.

3222222 GET

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I want soylent

Post no. 3222222[96] was obtained on May 17, 2023. it was a Soylent win. It is also a Zellig Win because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a 'zellig image.

3300000 GET

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testicle

Post no. 3300000[97] was obtained on May 25, 2023.

3333333 GET

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the falklands are british (Old Screenshot)

Post no. 3333333[98] was obtained on May 28, 2023. It was a decisive blow to Argentine 'teens, the Bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands, after spamming the phrase about a dozen times and quickly removing all but the winning GET.

3400000 GET

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Kys incel

Post no. 3400000[99] was obtained on June 4, 2023. It contained an animated PNG whose thumbnail displayed a chud, but when expanded, depicted a pornographic illustration of Lambdadelta from Umineko. Censors have been superimposed for your health and safety.

3500000 GET

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i niggerheart madness combat

Post no. 3500000[100] was obtained on June 6, 2023. it came in swinging as both a TND win and a Pokéwin, featuring a chuddified Charmelon, or Reptincel in French.

3555555 GET

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JewGOD website

Post no. 3555555[101] was obtained on June 18, 2023. it was a Jewish Win containing a glowing blue Feraljak and the text "JEWGOD website."

3600000 GET

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meep

Post no. 3600000[102] was a spoiler tagged image of a grinning Furude Rika. It is up to the experts to determine if this is an oldGOD racebaiter win, because nobody's cared about this girl since /qa/ was a thing.

3666666 GET

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niggers

Post no. 3666666[103] was one of a half-dozen sequential spamposts all containing the sole word "niggers." It was posted in a Neil Breen thread.

/caca/'s near 2nd win
BABYGOD CACARALD THAT WILL REDEEM ALL SINS OF 'TEENS

The honorary 3666666 GET (Post no. 3666667) was a babypost promising the cleansing of every 'teen's sins.

This is positioned to be "the most heartbreaking off-by-one in the history of the Sharty," for it would have cemented /caca/ as a rising powerhouse of both a board and Sharty culture.

Despite the fail, babies saw this as a win, or at least a glistening cacarald.

3700000 GET

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>10833 - SoyBooru.png

Post no. 3700000 was a spoiler tagged image of a sad Gapejak. Upon opening the image, the trick PNG would instantly switch to Bernkastel racebait hentai.

3777777 GET

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ANWO WON THIS TIME

Post no. 3777777 was an 'tism edit of Cobson; the thread was quickly memory-holed by the OP for some reason.

Earlier on the same day of the /soy/ 3777777 GET, this exact image failed the 4chan /trash/ 57777777 GET by 2 places, prompting the inclusion of ANWO winning "this time."[104]

3800000 GET

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caca

Post no. 3800000[105] was obtained on July 7, 2023. It was a babyjak flipping off the viewer. Babies everywhere celebrated as /caca/ claimed their first major /soy/ GET not too long after their board opened.

3888888 GET

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>>3888818
you're scared aren't you?

Post no. 3888888[106] was obtained on July 14, 2023. It was an accidental GET, where one Soyteen asked another if they were too scared to click on a shortened link. Said link lead to a stock photo of a baby seal, but because it was fashioned to parody illegal links posted to the Party, said 'teen was right to be wary of following it. The only gemmy part of this GET was a gif of Feraljak jerking off, sandwiched between the two posts.

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on July 19, 2023.

blah blahj blah bah blah baklh blah

Post no. 3999999[107] was a rare Yotsubajak mocking 4channers and classic Japanese otaku.

>>Aryan Neutralplier Will Win

Following even more months of anticipation and strife, Post no. 4000000[108] was shimmering IAS; an Aryan Neutralplier within an Aryan Neutralplier thread.

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KYS SH*RTYTRANNIES

Post no. 4100000[109] was obtained July 25, 2023. It was spamcoal. Due to the lack of an arrow, the obsessed poster looks exactly like a smiling troonjak.

4111111 GET

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Yuri Kuznetsov was an extremely disgusting gay pedophile (...)

Post no. 4111111[110] was obtained on July 26, 2023. It was the gay pedo Kuz copypasta. It was posted just 13 hours after the 4100000 GET to a possible J*rty win, nigh impossible thoughever because they always lose, regardless if they win.

4200000 GET

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i calmed down, its okay...
WINDOWS STILL SUCKS

Post no. 4200000[111] was obtained on August 1, 2023. It was a GNUschizo gem.

4300000 GET

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DIE OUT

Post no. 4300000[112] was obtained August 7, 2023. It was an unintentional GET claimed by the Sharty barneyfag in response to a thread depicting DOLL as a pony. It was warmly received, to the extent that one 'teen stated he was thankful his own post lost the GET.

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>he says, while Jamal is out here balls deep in his crush

Post no. 4333333[113] was obtained on August 9, 2023. Nobody Everybody cares about TBPcels BBCaryans anymore so I'm not adding an image.

4400000 GET

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Yet there is both straw and provender for our donkeys; and there is bread and wine also for me, and for your handmaid, and for the young man who is with your servants: there is no want of anything.

Post no. 4400000 was Judges 19:19, one of a bunch of botted Bible verses.[it just is, ok?]

4444444 GET

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add /trump/
jllsiuvktpynq

Post no. 4444444[114] was obtained August 25, 2023. It was originally spamdust. At about post 4444300, a bot activated and spammed pro-Trump redtext; one of about a hundred messages landed on the GET.

Nigger

Acting Admin Angeleno then reset the post timer back to 4444400, just like the heckin' beloved comedy film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray.[115]

The resulting GET was a Doge; whether this was a poonerWIN is up to the schizos.[116] OH MY SHYAMALAN WHAT A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST!

Shortly after the GET, the bot went haywire and spammed and bumped hundreds of threads, forcing Angeleno to turn on Cloudflare protection.

4500000 GET

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Post no. 4500000 was obtained on August 29, 2023. The post is gone.

Oh my heckin' Sciencerino! This is just like my heckin' lost media and shit. However, I do remember the post, though I didn't archive the thread or take a screenshot like the selfish little fuck that I am. The thread was a 'teen asking the 'arty whether ze should buy No Mans Sky and the 4500000 GET was a user replying "Noooooo". The reaction to this GET was mostly negative, as it was a waste of repeating digits. If you are doubtful about the veracity of the previous statements, then just trust the science chud![it just is, ok?]

^ datz aryan shemmycuck

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SMELLS LIKE BAIT DOE

Post no. 4555555[117] was obtained on September 3, 2023. It was a picture of Bobo the Sharty Janny. Only one person on the entire site managed to save an image capture and you WILL be thankful. It was archived.

4600000 GET

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wait nvm I take the message that this post used to have back

Post no. 4600000[118] was obtained on September 8, 2023 It was an unintentional text GET in a random Big Boss thread. It was NOT edited by mods. Cease your investigation and take your meds.

4666666 GET

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only thumbnail was archived, text is barely visible

Post no. 4666666[119] was obtained on September 13, 2023. It was a blacked flartson edit.

4700000 GET

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Rydydhhdsh

Post no. 4700000[120] was obtained on September 15, 2023. It was nonsense. However, it was posted in a Swede thread, indicating a Swedish Win.

4777777 GET

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Monolith stalker WIN

Post no. 4777777[121] was a 'plier S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monolith edit. The 4777776 behind it was of the naked nigger with greensocks, narrowly saving the Sharty from niggers licking my asshole.

4800000 GET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n1y24dTkQ

Post no. 4800000[122] was obtained on September 24, 2023. It was niggerbrim posted by the Morrocan. It was a Youtube URL that lead to a video titled "Rika says nipah and then explodes (Real)"

4900000 GET

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Doxing is coal

Post no. 4900000[123] was obtained on October 3, 2023. It was the first reply in a new doxing thread against a furry troon; a spoilered image would reveal Rika in bunny ears.

4999999 and 5000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on October 11, 2023.

Nigga you're nuts

Post no. 4999999[124] was a nutty gem.

PWABAG

Post no. 5000000[125] was a total poog win! A lot of coalers such as soylita posters and gassycorders were banned the moment before the GETs were taken. These two were seemingly very organic since some developerchad quickly noticed the presence of botnets sending hundreds of requests and instantly slayed them, preventing the bots from stealing those two GETs.

Some Jartycucks tried to steal those two GETs with their shit nobody cares about and they FAILED MISERABLY.[126] Then they proceeded to cry and cope in the same failget attempt but were destroyed with facts and logic by true shartypatriots. The Jarty remains dead and completely irrelevant, even more deader after this hilarious failget. Some furfag discorders tried to steal it as well with a coomer pic and they FAILED just like the Jartycucks.

Curiously, the 5M post was basically a repost of the OP.

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Post no. 5100000 was NAS lolicon. Wasn't soylita though. What a waste of a perfectly good get.

There are some theories that offsiters from 4cuck did it, likely from /b/.

>i found it but im not gonna post it cause it just fucking drawn 'p

5111111 GET

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JapFag responds to a guy who asked for his 'booru account without knowing that Vichan was fucking slow that day

Post no. 5111111[127] was obtained on October 23, 2023. It was accidental, in fact it was a Vichan/PHP fault because on that day, soyjak.party was being broken as always (Froot move your ass you nigger), so if you posted something Vichan could duplicate that reply several times.

Prelude

It was posted on a thread that invited soyteens to introduce to 2cuck (also known as Futuba Channel, first imageboard ever created, mother of all altchans) soyjaks or something.

It was a total failure doe, apparently a JapanGOD that lurked at that moment the Sharty told us that the 2channers were a backward culture and they stupid potty humor remained the same as the 2001s (when it was created).

Indeed he was right when some 'teen made a Cobson thread on their /b/ asking if Cobson was gemmy or not, no 2tranny understanded the joke, instead they called us "bald man, english & faggots" and they thought that Cobson was a Simpson meme KEK.

The GET Itself

As I said before it was taken accidentally by the JapanGOD who was having a great time there, even if it was wasted or something. JAPFAG WON

5200000 GET

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negated

Post no. 5200000[128] was obtained on November 3, 2023.

5300000 GET

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thumb

Post no. 5300000[129] was obtained on November 13, 2023. Dark times are coming. But apparently, this was a Swedish Win because of an image of gemmy Impish Soyak Ears.

5333333 GET

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aaaa
aaaa

Post no. 5333333[130] was obtained on November 15, 2023. It was a complete gem, saying "aaaa" with no image.

5400000 GET

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Post no. 5400000[131] was obtained on November 21, 2023.

5444444 GET

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>>troonix filenames

Post no. 5444444[132] was obtained on November 25, 2023.

5555555 GET

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HWABAG https://youtu.be/ZMNRlAZItUM?si=asQvcMmiWaBjliyR

Post no. 5555555[133] was obtained on December 6, 2023. The linked video was "6ixThrembo Cobbo".

5600000 GET

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SOMEONE ATE MY HOUSE
SOMEONE FUCKER MIGGER BIGGER
raisin GETS ARE FIR AJRVEJEJEBEN

Post no. 5600000[134] was obtained on December 10, 2023. It was a Schizoid gem.

5700000 GET

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5700000

Post no. 5700000[135] was obtained on December 19, 2023. It was an Aryan win.

5800000 GET

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anime website or something

Post no. 5800000 was a Tranime get.

5888888 GET

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>>5888735
no arrow

Post no. 5888888[136] was obtained on January 7, 2024.

5899999 and 5900000 GETs

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so true
https://gyate.net/imageboard
I transheart saging too!
also shilling https://gyate.net/imageboard

Posts no. 5899999[137] and 5900000[138] were obtained on January 7, 2024. Both GETs are unanimously considered coal due to being stolen by bantculture, being advertisements for xheir shitty tranime booru.

5999999 and 6000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on January 16, 2024.

How dumb can a nigga be to click on these lol, oh wait, I forgot what site I'm in

Post no. 5999999[139] was a tranime video named "furudo erika at the door demanding to enter (asmr roleplay)".

Wiki was fun for like 3 months when it was first introduced, now it's ruined just like everything else here, let's just delete it

Post no. 6000000[140] was another fail. The linked video was "How to beat Erika meta super without getting injury".

6100000 GET

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Post no. 6100000[141] was obtained on January 27, 2024. It was a shitty cord advertisment.

6200000 GET

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is this good enough

Post no. 6200000[142] was obtained on February 2, 2024. It was another fucking cord advertisment.

6222222 GET

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>this entire thread
Are you all new? Gets are disabled on vidya boards by default, behead twitter immigrants A$AP.

Post no. 6222222[143] was obtained on February 10, 2024. The linked video was "is Umineko gold real? Erika Furudo English dub?!".

6333333 GET

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doxing is ass bruh

Post no. 6333333[144] was obtained on February 19, 2024.

6400000 GET

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how are you seeing this? I don't see the vc

Post no. 6400000[145] was obtained on February 25, 2024. It was a jackbox raid win.

6444444 GET

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>I always come back or however the remnant is harvested

Post no. 6444444 was a FNAF mutterald.

6500000 GET

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up

Post no. 6500000[146] was obtained on March 7, 2024. It was a post that just said "up". To this day, he still regrets stealing that get[147]

6555555 GET

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gem or coal? YOU DECIDE

Post no. 6555555[148] was obtained on March 13, 2024. It was a new variant that got a deserved GET.

6600000 GET

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No i became a BBC slut thanks to it lol

Post no. 6600000[149] was obtained on March 18, 2024.

6655555 GET

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glub

Post no. 6655555[150] was obtained on March 25, 2024. It was a fish win.

6666666 GET

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Streets are sayin' it will be a satanic GET

Shysysvagayagqghaga

Post no. 6666666 was obtained on March 26, 2024.

IT'S POOPSON I REPEAT IT'S FUCKING POOPSON THE SHARTY IS DONE THE END IS NEAR WE ARE DOOMED IT'S FUCKING OVER

The image attached to it had been deleted a few minutes after it was posted.[151] The text was also later changed to "Hello." and the user was banned.[152]

6700000 GET

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>Hey chud, wanna sm-ACK!

Post no. 6700000[153] was obtained on March 29, 2024.

6777777 GET

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This shithole is so dead, whether that be userbase wise or management wise, I'm outta here :/

Post no. 6777777[154] was obtained on April 7, 2024.

6800000 GET

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Agarthan vantawhite gemerald that destroyed NAS, janny approved, (((jarty))) spammers.

Post no. 6800000[155] was obtained on April 9, 2024.

6888888 GET

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i did

Post no. 6888888[156] was obtained on April 18, 2024.

6900000 GET

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shoejak

Post no. 6900000[157] was obtained on April 19, 2024.

6942069 GET

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OMG STOP TAKING PIX OF ME FAPPING YOU FAGGET!!!!

Post no. 6942069[158] was obtained on April 22, 2024. It was Le reddit funny numbers, under a thread titled "my neighbor gooning".

6999999 and 7000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on April 27, 2024.

SWABAG

Post no. 6999999[159] was a Soytan win. A seething janny later banned the poster for one minute and the lyrics to the infamous Jartycuck Gummy Bear parody was used as the public ban message.[160]

die niggers

Post no. 7000000[161] was another huge waste. It went to a mass-reply post in the /frog/ acceleration thread simply reading "die niggers". What a nothingburger, but /frog/ was added after this.

Prior to the GET, there were two acceleration threads, one made by Root announcing that if the thread reached 500 replies before the GET, then a /frog/ board would be added, and another trying to counter Root's thread by trying to reach 500 replies before the frog one. Both threads reached 500 replies, though the anti-frog one reached 500 first.

7100000 GET

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oh woah

Post no. 7100000[162] was obtained on May 4, 2024 and was someone replying "oh woah" to a thread made by Joel about his King Caesar boogeyman.

7111111 GET

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get

Post no. 7111111[163] was obtained on May 5, 2024 and was completely neutral; being simply "get" with no image attached.

7200000 GET

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*would've retardGOD

Post no. 7200000[164] was obtained on May 12, 2024.

7222222 GET

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the get which prevented 'corders and frogs from taking over

Post no. 7222222[165] was obtained on May 14, 2024. It was achieved by a guy who was spamming historical edits of soyjaks. The soy in question which achieved the GET was based on Ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun.

The post read "GEM FROM AARU" (aaru is like ancient egypt heaven or something)

7300000 GET

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Failgets won chuddies, its over. niggers

Post no. 7300000[166] was obtained on May 21, 2024.

7333333 GET

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ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE BETTER SITE

Post no. 7333333[167] was obtained on May 24, 2024. It was a Swinny advertisment.

7400000 GET

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mameson

Post no. 7400000[168] was obtained on May 31, 2024.

7444444 GET

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‘Zellig blows rapeson dies NOW

Post no. 7444444[169] was obtained on June 5, 2024.

7500000 GET

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derp

Post no. 7500000[170] was obtained on June 10, 2024. It was a TrollGOD win. (SO TUF +99999 AURAAA💀)

7555555 GET

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SWABAG

Post no. 7555555[171] was obtained on June 15, 2024.

7600000 GET

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>richjak is forced New York City coal

Post no. 7600000[172] was obtained on June 19, 2024. It was someone trying to make a variant called "Rickjak".

7666666 GET

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Post no. 7666666[173] was obtained on June 25, 2024. It was a tracing of 'cados coinslot but with Nate edited in.

7700000 GET

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nuh uh x1030

Post no. 7700000[174] was obtained on June 28, 2024. It was a random reply in a brave OP's thread exposing nudev's datamining.

7777777 GET

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We won't forget what you did, Dollbot. Mutts won btw.

Post no. 7777777[175] was obtained on July 4, 2024. It was posted during the "Team Miles vs. Team Kilometres" Event and was a screenshot of someone talking to a Doll AI chatbot on janitorai.com.

Notably, this was the same chatbot that was featured in a thread the day before, where it digitally molested personas of Nate[176] and a Caca.[177]

7800000 GET

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I won niggers

Post no. 7800000[178] was obtained on July 6, 2024.

7888888 GET

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trannies lost.

Post no. 7888888[179][180] was obtained on July 14, 2024.

7900000 GET

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bartleby

Post no. 7900000[181] was obtained on July 15, 2024.

7999999 and 8000000 GET

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Both GETs were obtained on July 22, 2024.

LennonGOD win (this is not a cope 7999999 IS a real GET or something)

Post no. 7999999[182] was controversially claimed by a Lennonjak in a Lennon acceleration thread, after a day of fighting in the Gigachad-Lennonjak War. Lennonteens claimed this marked their victory, whilst naysayers argued 7999999 isn't a real GET.

Its over... namefag 'cord won

Post no. 8000000[183] was a massive failGET; it was claimed by the namefag and xitter immigrant pedophile groomer Ryekrispie. The GET steal was coordinated on der 'cord.

RYE gave the wrong person his namecheap account

This prompted massive uproar from the Soymmunity. As a result, a dox thread on Rye was created.[184] The only things that would justify the dox, but that are unfortunately unconfirmed are that xe had a Discord server that got taken down because of 'p and that xe's a foodist. Information such as Rye's Xitter account (in which xe said xe's a lesbian), general location (Kuwait), and xis IP were revealed. Xis IP was put onto iknowwhatyoudownload.com to reveal that xe has downloaded porn such as:

  • [LadyboysFuckedBareback] Sandy 5 - Topping Femboy Pierced Pixie Bareback (13-12-2022) 720p.mp4
  • TransAngels.24.02.23.Rana.Katana.Goon.Girl.Gone.Bad.XXX.480p.MP4-XXX[XC]
  • OnlyFans 22 07 11 Ladyboy Mos PartyThai And Jenny Thai TS XXX 1080p MP4-P2P[XC]

Many believed this to be a bad omen for the site, as yet another NAS brimstone claimed a major GET, prompting fears of 9000000 being poopson.

Rye is actually a super groomer gooner EPI pedotroon, and everything said about xim is likely true. Recently, under his xitter account, he has started to follow hundreds of literal pedophilia accounts.[185] There is no way to sugarcoat it. Rye is a diddy ass nigger namefag from ohio. 💀

8100000 GET

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no

Post no. 8100000[186] was obtained on July 28, 2024.

8111111 GET

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They seem mindbroken over a fairly innocent swede edit, albeit, i don't like it either.

Post no. 8111111[187] was obtained on July 29, 2024.

8222222 GET

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GET acquired.

Post no. 8222222[188] was obtained on August 9, 2024.

8300000 GET

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YWNBAM

Post no. 8300000[189] was obtained on August 16, 2024.

8444444 GET

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Kys Anthony

Post no. 8444444[190] was obtained on August 31, 2024.

8500000 GET

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Kys Anthony

Post no. 8500000[191] was obtained on September 6, 2024. It was a accidental GET with the Chud who got it asking if anyone wanted to do a magma raid.

8555555 GET

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admin 𝛑 is coming…

Post no. 8555555[192] was obtained on September 11, 2024. It was a picture of a sinister looking Gapejak with the following text "admin 𝛑 is coming…".

8600000 GET

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Gem

Post no. 8600000[193] was obtained on September 17, 2024. It was a reply to a gemmy Hitler image, with the poster replying "Gem".

8666666 GET

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nigg

Post no. 8666666[194] was obtained on September 25, 2024.

8700000 GET

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Translate this ou algo

Post no. 8700000[195] was obtained on September 29, 2024. It was an accidental GET obtained in Morsecaca's thread. Morsecaca thought it was trips.

8777777 GET

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this

Post no. 8777777[196] was obtained on October 9, 2024.

8800000 GET

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trvke

Post no. 8800000[197] was obtained on October 12, 2024.

8888888 GET

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uptulsa

Post no. 8888888[198] was obtained on October 20, 2024. It was just some chud saying "uptulsa". or was it?[IT'S OVER]

8999999 and 9000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on November 3, 2024 and were both 'plier wins.

does the skipped GET get included into the pph? Is the "bump" just a way to make it seem like the Sharty has more pph than it does?

Post no. 8999999[199] was a neutralplier talking about the Sharty's "BUMP!" feature, which skips a post number. It was in a thread where 'teens were trying to sabatoge the GETs via the bump feature.

YES MARKIMOO

Post no. 9000000[200] was a Wholesomejak replying to a 'plier thread. Although there were some seething trannies who tried to brainwash the 'teens into thinking that the GET was actually a femjanny post. The tranny even made a forged record of the femjanny GET. However, the femjanny poster was telling a complete and utter lie. A world-renowned scientist has refuted this total fabrication. The 9M GET was a Markiplier victory. You will not investigate any further, chud.

9100000 GET

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Nice dubs bro!

Post no. 9100000[201] was obtained on November 13, 2024. It was a dubs guy win, obtained by /pol/ users.[202]

9111111 GET

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GIMME DAT GET, GIMME DAT GET, I NEED DAT GET, GIMME DAT GET

Post no. 9111111[203] was obtained on November 14, 2024.

9200000 GET

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what a dead crackerbaby of a website lol

Post no. 9200000[204] was obtained on November 25, 2024.

9222222 GET

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coal

Post no. 9222222[205] was obtained on November 27, 2024. It was FOTM coal.

9300000 GET

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wtf..

Post no. 9300000[206] was obtained on December 7, 2024.

9333333 GET

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>NOOOO IM A HECKERINO STOPERINO SIGN YOU SHOULDN'T JUST IGNORE ME NOOO

Post no. 9333333[207] was obtained on December 12, 2024.

9444444 GET

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i also agree

Post no. 9444444 was obtained on December 28, 2024. This GET was deleted shortly afterwards in relation to a concurrent surge of hatred towards TALKScord and /bp/cord that was consuming the catty.

9500000 GET

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Post no. 9500000 was skipped through GET sabotage via bump manipulation on January 4, 2025.[208]

9555555 GET

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Post no. 9555555 was also skipped, and in the very same thread that the 9500000 GET was skipped in, on January 10, 2025.[209]

9600000 GET

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giga

Post no. 9600000[210] was obtained on January 14, 2025. Many bronies tried to obtain the GET with methods such as spam, but it was finally claimed by the Gigafly.

9888888 GET

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>soylent

Post no. 9888888[211] was obtained on February 7, 2025, on a classic Nintendo Switch Soyak thread.

10000000 GET

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do this

Post no. 10000000[212] was obtained on February 15, 2025. It was stolen by a furfag and lead to a war, which led to /bp/ being deleted. Since it was also a Bump! post, the 9999999 GET was skipped. It is arguably the worst GET in Sharty history, with the only other GET coming close being the 1M GET.

There were suspiciously low reactions.

11000000 GET

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ct

On May 6, 2025, a nonsense soyjak spammer spamming a Cthulu Wewjak neglected to upload his soyjak and Post no. 1100000 was 2 letters, simply 'ct'. Since the post was not accompanied by the cthulu image, this had lead to speculation that this wasn’t posted by the spammer, but rather someone else - potentially alluding to Connecticut, Counter-Terrorists, or something else with the initials ct. Soyentists are undecided on whether this is a coal or a gem.

11111111 GET

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Fuck Timmy gon do?
(USER WILL BLEED FOR THIS POST)

Post no. 11111111[213] was obtained on May 14, 2025 and was stolen by a ponyfag. Caca posters were racing to take the GET for themselves but allas their efforts were in vain as their posting speed was what led to their downfall leading to this moment to forever be a Cacafail.

12000000 GET

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NATE

Post no. 12000000[214] was obtained on July 4, 2025. It went to Nate in a thread which said that if said thread got the GET, the shit wordfilter would be permanenetly removed. 'Cado and lime posters were also trying to steal this GET, but failed. This GET is a massive sharty WIN.

12345678 GET

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Moonman is sharty kultur

Post no. 12345678[215] was obtained on July 27, 2025 by a Moonman fan. It was deleted by a random janny called ezpetten26, who was promptly fired by Quote.

/raisin/ was also added as a new board due to the GET.[216]

12500000 GET

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>WP thread

Post no. 12500000[217] was obtained on August 6, 2025 by some Bangladeshi.

13000000 GET

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Ban htsm too

Post no. 13000000[218] was obtained on September 6, 2025 by a nusoi asking for HTSM to be banned, it wasn't banned because nothing ever happens.

13333333 GET

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666677777

13999999 and 14000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on November 17, 2025.

Post no. 13999999[219] was Grepe.

He won

Post no. 14000000[220] was acquired by a nuvariant.

14444444 GET

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>oh my science

Post no. 14000000[221] was obtained on December 17, 2025 and was a Soyak win. A pathetic zelligfail tried to steal this GET.[222][223] The zellig thread got deleted due to it being NAS.

14881488 GET

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88

Post no. 14881488[224] was obtained on January 20, 2026 and was another Soyak win. This was achieved by a samefag spamming the original Soyak image from 2017. It was a very controversial GET due to it being under a Soytan fat fetish gooner thread as well as what was stated before. Vlodpedos tried obtaining the GET but xhey thankfully failed; nevertheless, a lot of 'teens considered the GET to be coally, doe some said it was gemmy as well.[225]

14888888 GET

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Soytan sucking a bbc

Post no. 14888888[226] was obtained on January 20, 2026. It was raceplay coal, just shut this nigger site down at this point.

15000000 GET

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brb guys gonna make taquitos

Post no. 15000000[227] was obtained on January 29, 2026, it was a baby Impjak.

15555555 GET

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niipaaah

Post no. 15555555[228] was obtained on March 18, 2026, it was brimstone.

15999999 and 16000000 GETs

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NEO CHOODISM

i was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GET>>16000000
>KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
>KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU
>>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU

Posts no. 15999999 and 16000000[229] were both obtained on April 29, 2026 in the same thread and were both Choodist and nonsensebabble GETs. Both GETs were met with backlash due to being in a spammy acceleration thread AND also being kinda boring (mainly the 16M GET doey).

16666666 GET

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Bibisi sooty soot

Post no. 16666666[230] was obtained on July 7, 2026 and was acquired by a Sootist.

16999999 and 17000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on August 11, 2026.

Post no. 16999999[231] was Babyjak porn and read "Kuz lost salt won bigly actually". This GET was seen a massive loss for Kuzists.

COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAAANG

Post no. 17000000[232] was obtained by a wonderful, beautiful Cobson. The thread was also stickied and looped.

17777777 GET

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MLPfags VVON
A demonstration of the seethage caused by the GET

Post no. 17777777[233] was obtained on September 12, 2026 by a brony. It generated enormous amounts of seethage amongst gorefags and soyteens in general. BLEED

17999999 and 18000000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on September 22, 2026.

Post no. 17999999[234] is lost media because it wasn't archived. According to eyewitnesses in the thread where the 18000000 GET happened, the GET was gore, specifically somebody's genitals being eaten by a pitbull.[235]

caca
salb add /caca/ to topbar NOW 😡

Post no. 18000000[235] was a caca win, achieved after many attempts at stealing other GETs. The GET generated enormous amounts of seethe among other groups who were trying to steal the GET.

Time travel GETs

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.
Angeleno done goofed

Made possible thanks to Angeleno. Both were Neutralplier wins. The real GETs were different due to the timeline being altered.

6999999 GET (Time travel)

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we know the 'plier cord just hacked the servers

This post accuses a pliercord of wrecking the servers.

7000000 GET (Time travel)

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Neutralplier GET

This post was made possible due to time travel.[236]

GETs on other boards

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To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

Total Sharty Posts

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Posts 1000000 and 2000000

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Both the 1,000,000th and 2,000,000th Sharty posts were 'zellig wins.[they just were, ok?]

Post 5000000

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Post 5,000,000[237] on the Sharty—following all the downtime and drama—was a glistening Squirreljak, not to be confused with the feraljak squirrel.

Post 6000000

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fuck this gay website ran by pedophiles

Post 6,000,000 on the Sharty – A negative post slandering the Sharty - likely a reflection on the sites issues with lag and poor moderation. Thoughbeit, there is major conflicting data showing that the 6,000,000th post is still unknown because the laggy state of the site.

Post 20000000

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Faggots goon to 'cado

Post 20,000,000[238] was a reply saying "Faggots goon to 'cado".

/2988/

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1 GET

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boogie won

Post no. 1[239] was obtained on August 7, 2024.

67 GET

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I'm 67 years old

Post no. 67[240] was obtained on September 28, 2025, reading "I'm 67 years old".

111111 GET

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poop and niggers dying

Post no. 111111[241] was obtained on October 18, 2025.

122222 GET

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Haruhi will always be a gem

Post no. 122222[242] was obtained on December 31, 2025. (last sharty GET of the year GEG)

/abd/

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444 GET

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/sneed/ won

/sneed/ish win

6000 GET

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cats won

Post no. 6000[243] was obtained on February 22, 2026.

/aryan/

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1 GET

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Post no. 1[244] was obtained on November 16, 2024 and was a thread questioning the newly implemented Racial Soygregation policy.

999 and 1000 GETs

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Posts no. 999[245] and 1000[246] were obtained on November 16, 2024.

29999 and 30000 GETs

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soyjak.party will never have the 29,999 or 30,000 get!
Oldfigs rule!

Posts no. 29999[247] and 30000[248] were obtained on February 14, 2022.

/b/ (revival)

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1 GET

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Marge what is this

Post no. 1[249] was obtained on May 26, 2025.

1000 GET

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SYBAU

1488 GET

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sneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneed

2222 GET

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sneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneed

3000 GET

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kevin acceleration thread

4000 GET

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She's right

5000 GET

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kill all gooners

6000 GET

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ONONO

Post no. 6000[250] was obtained on May 26, 2025, it was a FPEcuck L.

7000 GET

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Never Goon Won

10000 GET

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cave story!!!

Post no. 10000[251] was obtained on May 27, 2025.

11111 GET

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Christ GET

Post no. 11111[252] was obtained on May 27, 2025 and was a christpilled GET.

12345 GET

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caca

Post no. 12345[253] was obtained on May 27, 2025. NO FUCKING WORRIES. WE ARE BACK.

20000 GET

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ENA

Post no. 20000[254] was obtained on May 28, 2025 by the ENAfag during a spamwave.

/caca/

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/caca/ - Baby is an Under-4s Only board originally added long ago,[it just is, ok?] opened with a fresh post counter on June 27, 2023.

Pre-1000 GETs

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99, 100 and 111 GETs

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BABAA BABAABBABA
fuh yuo
How?

Posts no. 99, 100,[255] and 111 were obtained on June 27, 2023. Two of three of the first GETs were IAB (It's A Baby), igniting an optimistic outlook for the board amongst cacas.

200 GET

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Im play with ss13

300 GET

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adult hate thread

400 and 500 GETs

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>>305
>>497

Both of these GETs simply pointed to other posts, possibly the same poster's failed GETs. They've been included on the captures for posterity.

600 GET

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gtsnd ma

666 GET

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im crazy

Post no. 666 was obtained on June 27, 2023. It is considered significant because it's a scary number and scared countless babies on /caca/.

700 GET

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Ga

800 GET

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KUUUUUUUUUUZ I TOOK THE BABY PILLS WHY AM I NOT BABY YET KUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY KUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY NOOOOOOOOOW

900 GET

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babyGOD win

1000 GET

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sooty soot

Post no. 1000[256] on /caca/ arrived barely over an hour after its opening. The feraljak baby GET was pinned, but being posted with a Noahmusic2009 e-mail disqualified it from total cacarald status.

1111 GET

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make /son/

2000 GET

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strong baba

2222 GET

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inflated win

3000 GET

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dead board

3333 GET

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Error creating thumbnail: File missing
I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER

While all the babies were sleeping, post 3333 on /caca/ was allegedly a frogpost that came after the user spammed a bunch of threads, forcing the GET.[it just is, ok?] It was then deleted by the OP.

3999 GET

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alice

5555 GET

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Mama kwinnig a stwanger frwocpostah triing to infoltate as

Finally a good GET after a while.

8888 GET

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Dada, dogi and baba

Babies accelerated the 8888th GET for Doll.[257]

/cado/

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222 GET

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digits

Post no. 222[258] was obtained on February 27, 2024 and featured a still frame of 'cado screaming.

/calm/

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100 GET

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baby

/caca/ victory

/dan/

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1 GET
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he do be da GOAT doe

Post no. 1[259] was obtained on December 1, 2023.

10 and 11 GETs
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a /thug/ win...
... and a /caca/ win
22 GET
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We will watch dan's stream every day
DWABAG

Post no. 22[260] was obtained on December 1, 2023.

33 GET
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a decisive win for PNDchuds

Post no. 33 was obtained on December 1, 2023.

44 GET
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Gemmy board

Post no. 55[261] was obtained on December 1, 2023.

55 GET
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GAME OVER, RACERNEEM BOY

Post no. 55[262] was obtained on December 1, 2023.

/dem/

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66666 GET

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numberjacks vvin

Post no. 66666[263] was obtained on June 7, 2025 by NumberGOD.

69420 GET

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QGREARYAN VICTORY

/drizzy/

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300 GET
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gross
400 GET
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A win for groomers on der 'cord
600 GET
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cirno won
666 GET
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satan lost
700 GET
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kill faggots ban furries
717 GET
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PINGAS
777 GET
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swedish win
800 GET
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another victory for chuddies!
900 GET
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fuck niggers
999 and 1000 GETs
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'cadotastic

'cado poster and shiczoplier

1111 GET
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Kill trannies and jews'
and furries
natscos won
KILL ANIME NIGGERS
BOYKISSER LOST
HITLER WON
1200 GET
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won by a fellow 'teen[it just was, ok?]

1300, 1337 and 1400 GETs
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won by 800 'teen[it just was, ok?]

1488 and 1500 GETs
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Lennon and anti-Lennon.[it just was, ok?]

1666 GET
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GET 1666 was Boykisser.[it just was, ok?]

/dsp/

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100 GET

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Note: The face of this person is sardine aka june a gay trans actually autsitic zeling lover who loves to wear cat collars and hates his parents this image caused one of our friend mox aka katie/kate to leave the friend group because I leaked her boyfriends face she also looks like a lesbian and was a lesbian PSA june also threatened to suck actual dick and kill himself if mox ever broke up with him
Another pic of him if that matters.

420 GET

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im high fr fr
I love vera from zelig

10 GET

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add image 8

/floyd/

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1 GET
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Crackkas im thinking BLVCK BVLLS VVon, but it took my breath in the process.

Post no. 1[264] was obtained on November 9, 2023.

10 and 11 GETs
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a disagreement

/froot/

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100 and 101 GETs

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Post no. 100 was a blank picture.[it just was, ok?] Post no. 101 was a baby win.[it just was, ok?]

1000 GET

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Post no. 1000[265] was obtained on August 23, 2023 and was a Muslim win.

/gem/

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4555 GET

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/gem/ cuck FAILURE...

Claimed by a teen falseflagging as a random pass holder.

9999 and 10000 GETs

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numberjacks vvin
new gemspeak term: we say pizza when we’re hungry

Posts no. 9999[266] and 10000[267] were obtained June 6, 2025. The former was obtained by UID 184 a.k.a. NumberGOD, while the latter was obtained by UID 56.

nu/giga/

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/giga/ - Gigachads was re-added on July 23, 2024.

1 GET
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first
10 GET
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9th
99 and 100 GETs
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99: gigachocolate
100: gigaTND
111 GET
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/caca/ won
200 GET
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>Christ is King
truthnuke
222 GET
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up
froot pin this
300 GET
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>>>/giga/ won
333 GET
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https://doxbin.com/uploadDOXXING20GUIDE
400 GET
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Already done /faggot/

/giga2/

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/giga2/ - Gigachads was a joke board orginally added on June 24, 2023, open for a single weekend. It was locked at post 356.

99, 100, 111 GETs

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nazi win
claiming the 100 get for gigalita
>i would gladly oppose the idea of /cunny/ being added

The first three GETs on /giga2/ were claimed by Nazis, Shitlita posters, and anti-/cunny/ advocates, two of the three being pure IAG (It's A Gigachad).

200 GET

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>I didn't make you this way.. That's just not right

Post no. 200 was posted to no replies, because nobody but the OP watched I Am Here... Now, the 2009 film from which this quote and still frame originate.

300 GET

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spongebob is sharty culture

Post no. 300 was claimed by Spongeposters with mild reception, including a reference to the /soy/ 3 Million GET which featured a chudded Spongebob. This was the final GET before the board was locked.

/grox/

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100 GET

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Gem

Post no. 100[268] was obtained on April 27, 2025 and was a video of The Blackedrooms.

/incel/

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1488 GET

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nazism thread

Post no. 1488[269] on /incel/ was obtained on October 1st, 2026. It was about Nazism.

/int/

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9999 and 10000 GETs

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9999:Trans women are women
10000:(nigga?)

Posts no. 9999 and 10000[270] were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. The OP was a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga)?". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[271]

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang[272]

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other.[273]

11111 GET

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Are repeating digits normal in your country?
(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)

Post no. 11111[274] on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

19999 and 20000 GETs

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Posts no. 19999[275] and 20000[276] were obtained on October 3, 2022.

222222 GET

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He won

Post no. 222222[277] on /int/ was obtained on September 25, 2025. It contained Vlodson.

/jagd/

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500 GET

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4294 VVON BTW

On September 2, 2025, the 500 GET was archived during the /jagd/ event, before getting deleted for some reason by jannies.

/lgbt/

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100, 101 and 111 GETs

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WARNING! The following contains material that some may find disturbing.
You have been warned.Viewer discretion is advised.Don't say we didn't warn you.Be safe on the internet, chud.Leaving is the best choice.Don't watch this bullraisin.Click HERE to cleanse your eyes, if needed.
101 FUCK!
cave story won

When /lgbt/ was approaching its 100 GET, a Chicken Factory spammer was aiming to achieve Post no. 100 for a total chicken victory. Unfortunately for the spammer, the GET was stolen by a Cave Story poster.[278] In the same chicken thread, Post no. 101 and Post no. 111 were made, with the former aiming to be the 100th post with a 'jakked chicken and the video itself, while the latter was unappreciative of the post getting the 101 GET.[279]

/mtv/

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2000 GET

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HE FUCKING WON

4000 GET

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Mangum win albeit

22222 GET

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WHERE THE FUCK IS TYRONE VS COPS YOU BAD GOY

/nate/ (pre-wipe)

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10000 GET

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bbc won

Post no. 10000[280] was obtained on October 29, 2022.

40000 GET

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Possible 'p was found on a Dutch IP

Post no. 40000[281] was obtained on July 31, 2023, it was a reply to a thread where a soyteen posted an IP grabber on 4cuck and shared the IPs. The thread was originally on /soy/[282] but was moved to /nate/.

50000 GET

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Post no. 50000 was a micro Cobson with the text "test".[it just was, ok?]

60000 GET

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>60000 furs died in the furrocaust so now you gotta accept elephant immigrants or something

Post no. 60000 was taken by a Jewish furfag.

79999 GET

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NIGHTMARE

Post no. 79999 was obtained by a scary Gapejak.

/nate/ (post-wipe)

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Somehow, /nate/'s post count was reset, allowing early GETs to be re-obtained.

1000 GET

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LET ME POST NIGGER

Post no. 1000[283] was obtained on March 9, 2024.

1111 GET

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what captcha i don't see it

Post no. 1111[284] was obtained on March 10, 2024.

3000 GET

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🐱👑☥ Ankha board and Ankha GET ☥👑🐱

Post no. 3000[285] was obtained on March 15, 2024 and contained an image of half-naked Ankha from the video game Animal Crossing.

9000 GET

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Stop gooning

Never Goon Minion nabs a GET, marking the end of a era.

40000 GET

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baba won

A GET from Babyjak spammer. The screenshot was stickied to /caca/.

88888 GET

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EGFD

Another Never Goon Minion GET. The screenshot was posted on /nate/'s stickied thread.

99999 and 100000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on September 11, 2024.

.
Maker

Post no. 99999[286] was a caca win, it was achieved using the babybot script. Post no. 100000[287] was claimed for a literal who gooner avatarfag.

111111 GET

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Maker

250000 GET

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never goon

Post no. 250000[288] was obtained on April 21, 2025. Gooners lost to TRVMP.

/news/

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10000 GET

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Post no. 10000[289] was obtained on July 2, 2025. The post contained an image of a variant known as Volatilejak edited onto Chill Guy (full image can be viewed here) documenting the SoyBooru country war that was going on at the time.

/np/ was created for the sole purpose of getting more GETs as possible for Santa!

Whichever image that gets the GET will be in the Nice list of Santa!

1 GET
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Get or something
10 GET
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Oh my bad boycoal...
NOW it is

Post no. 10[290] was obtained on December 2, 2023.

50 GET
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NAS win

Once again South Polers' efforts to steal /np/ GETs paid off

69 GET
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/sleep/

>oh my krampus is that a heckin' SEX NUMBER REFERENCE?!

100 GET
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Win? Fail? Prob both

199 and 200 GETs

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Double GET!!

Posts no. 199[291] and 200 were obtained on December 4, 2023.

299 and 300 GETs

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The 4th Industrial Revolution won & Basedjak.party won

Posts no. 299 and 300[292] were obtained on December 4, 2023.

399 and 400 GETs

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Cobwin

499 and 500 GETs

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FUCKEN ANTIMATTER WORST GET EVAR!!

600 GET

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Coal.

699 and 700 GETs

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/np/ Nice List

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So far, we have:

Click to expand

  • Chudjak ~ 1
  • Gapejak ~ 10
  • Soytan ~ 50
  • Feraljak ~ 69
  • ??? ~ 99
  • Osaka ~ 100
  • Rika Furude ~ 199
  • Yotsuba ~ 200
  • Klaus Schwab ~ 299
  • Nate Higgers ~ 300
  • Kuz ~ 399
  • Cobson ~ 400
  • Sylveon and Furnigger ( Total Antimatter ) ~ 499 & 500
  • Hiroyuki ~ 600
  • Negan ~ 699
  • Shrek ~ 700

/ohio/

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1 GET

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first

Post no. 1[293] was obtained on January 1, 2024.

50 GET

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only in ohio music 💀💀💀

100 GET

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anime weebsite

Post no. 100[294] was obtained on January 1, 2024 and was negatively received by many.

1000 GET

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DR NIGGER STEALS THE GET
FUCK YOU FRQQT

Post no. 1000[295] was obtained on January 10, 2024. Dr. Nigger won or something

1111 GET

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Goofy ahh mfer thought he had rizz

3000 GET

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>This thread

/giga/ won

3333 GET

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Ahh

4000 GET

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>CEMENT DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE

Spore gem

/plier/

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/plier/ was a joke board added for Markiplier's birthday on June 28, 2023. It was closed the next day.

100 GET

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'line on the log

Oh my favci, Marceline, a bisexual (no trans so its gemmy) vampire !!

Total LGB (no T ) win!

^ datz aryan shemmycuck

Truthnuke

The board was re-added some time later, the new 100 GET was a truthnuke about niggerspeak.

/pol/

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7777 GET

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KILL ALL SWEDES

Post no. 7777[296] was obtained on June 17, 2021. The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.[297]

77777 GET

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Or something

Post no. 77777[298] was obtained on October 22, 2023.

88888 GET

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karaboğa win

[299]

200000 GET

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Crybaby win

300000 GET

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watch beastars

400000 GET

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fuck niggers

Post no. 400000[300] was obtained on August 29, 2024 and was a Grassgartha win.

555555 GET

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freakybob won

Post no. 555555[301] was obtained on October 29, 2024.

588888 GET

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Check these quints

Post no. 588888[302] was obtained on November 9, 2024.

900000 GET

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POOP AND NIGGERS DYING

Post no. 900000[303] was obtained on March 6, 2025 and was a total Frogposter/Poopandniggersdyingposter victory. The thread was also necrobumped for a little over a month before getting deleted/slid out, not sure about the details.

1000000 GET

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Post no. 1000000[304] was obtained on April 4, 2025. It was 'cado.

2000000 GET

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don't tap the glass win

Post no. 2000000[305] was obtained on August 28, 2025.

2200000 GET

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Reimu's armpits won

Post no. 2200000[306] was obtained on September 26, 2025.

2844444 GET

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PortuGODS VVQN. (Said video in question)

Post no. 2844444[307] was obtained on February 12, 2026.

2900000 GET

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ribbit

Post no. 2900000[308] was obtained on February 20, 2026 and was a frog win.

3888888 GET

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Prostitution is satan's invention and is le bad so no

Post no. 3888888[309] was obtained on August 17, 2026.

4000000 GET

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poop

Post no. 4000000[310] was obtained on September 6, 2026.

/psy/

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/psy/ - 4/20 was a joke board originally added on April 20, 2023.

99, 100 and 111 GETs

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dreamworks victory
Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.

Big three gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open by 'jaks (albeit one coal) Wholesome Gapejak, Shotjak, and Feraljak.

420 GET

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GET 420

1000 GET

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Post no. 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed.

/ptb/

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9999 and 10000 GETs

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ct

>>>/caca/ won
>>>/sneed/ won
>>>/ptb/, >>>/z/ and >>>/giga5/ lost

Posts no. 9999 and 10000[311] were obtained on June 9, 2025 by a GreekGOD.

77777 GET

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/BBC/ now

Post no. 77777[312] was obtained on April 13, 2023 in Doll's pinned Q&A thread.

80000 GET

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zellig win

Post no. 80000[313] was obtained on April 25, 2023 in Doll's pinned Q&A thread.

100000 GET

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And ban /pol/tards.

Post no. 100000[314] was obtained on July 10, 2023.

90000 GET

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>dickhead

Post no. 90000[315] was obtained on April 22, 2023.

100000 GET

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Chuck won unlock /sneed/

Post no. 100000[316] was obtained on May 22, 2023, it was a thread asking Doll to unlock /sneed/. Subsequently, Doll complied and unlocked /sneed/ temporarily.[317]

Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the GET.

200000 GET

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Unfortunate

300000 GET

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ZELLIG WIN

Post no. 300000 was controversially obtained by a 'zellig poster.

599999 GET

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sproke get

600000 GET

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Get out of /qa/

666666 GET

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/caca/ VVQN. Also hexes

1000000 GET

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AndyGET

/r9k/

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100000 GET

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AUSTRIA WON FAGGOTS LOST

Post no. 100000[318] was obtained on September 23, 2026. Austrian BTFOs R9kfags.

/shrk/

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666 GET

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Post no. 666[319] was obtained on August 17, 2026 after 'teens gained access to hidden boards. It features an image of Finbarr Saunders from the British magazine Viz in the comic strip "Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres".

777 GET

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Post no. 777[320] was obtained on August 20, 2026. It was an image of the box art of the video game "The Smurfs' Nightmare" with the text "SMURFS NIGHTMARE GET".

900 GET

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Post no. 900[321] was obtained on August 21, 2026. It was an image of the box art of the video game "Jetsons Cogswell Caper" with the text "COGSWELL CAPER GET".

999 and 1000 GETs

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Both GETs were obtained on August 21, 2026.

Post no. 999[321] was a picture of Jerry from Rick and Morty with the text "JEERY".

Post no. 1000[322] was Derpina gooner art, DOCTOOOOS

/skibidi/

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/skibidi/ - Skibidi was another temporary board Doll added, it would live "until I get home" on July 19, 2023.

99, 100 and 111 GETs

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Nigger Board among other nonsense.

The first three GETs (pre-99 dubs don't count, you selfish fucks) came within minutes of the board opening. Post 99 fueled the Poopson conspiracy theory.[323] Post 100 was a classic GODson win and Post 111 simply linked to the first three GETs.[324]

200 - 700 GETs: The Skibidi-Caca Skirmish

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The GETs of the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish.

The remainder of the GETs evolved (or devolved) into a war between /caca/ baby posters and anti-/caca/ advocates who rallied against them with the help of the ratiobot (a script deployed by a 'teen that replies to a post every six to eight seconds from a pool of phrases).

  • Post 200 was a reply to the OP of the master babythread. /caca/ win.
  • Post 222 was a ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 300 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 333 was familiar babyspeak nonsense. /caca/ win.
  • Post 400 was an impish soyak ears babyjak. /caca/ win.
  • Post 444 was a ratio reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 500 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. Being post 500, it garnered the most (You)s of any GET on the board. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 555 was a third ratiobot GET win in a row, and the /caca/ faction felt the loss. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 600 turned the tide with a black sun babyjak. /caca/ win.
  • Post 666 was a win from a neutral party: a splinter faction formed from the Aryan Neutralplier /soy/ 4M GET just the night before. NO CONTEST.
  • Post 700 was the final GET of the board: a babyjak. /caca/ win.

In the end, both competing factions tied with 5 GETs a piece. It was a tie, and that's a good thing (even doe most of the /skibidi/ GETs were botted and all /caca/ gets were won by humans which means /caca/ won because I say so, okay?).

Rematch

/skibidi/ WAS Later added by Froot in September so it should get another chance.

/spam/

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1 GET

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Post no. 1[325] was obtained on May 17, 2026 and contained an image of Matchajak next to a Labubu. This was posted the exact moment the board was created.

2000 GET

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/spam/ - spam'>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'No bump, sage, and cooldown limits. No porn please.

Post no. 2000 was obtained on May 16, 2026. It features an image of the Matchajak variant next to a Labubu.

6666 GET

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Post no. 6666[326] was obtained on May 17, 2026. It was a picture of Ranger Smith from Cartoon Network cartoon Boo Boo Runs Wild.

7777 GET

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Post no. 7777[326] was obtained on May 17, 2026. It was on the same thread as the 6666 GET. The post contained a pringlejak image traced off a image of clive pringle from 2003 bbc adult cartoon monkey dust.

/sude/

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1999 and 2000 GETs

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Once again, PINGAS MAN! saves the day from the NAS coal of /sude/.

These GETs were won by the name-user, PINGAS MAN!

/tttt/

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222 GET

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meds

333 GET

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Lung cancer won

444 GET

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They will be removed

100 GET

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>WELDING IS FOR MEXIMUTTS

1 GET

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Post no. 1[327] was obtained on August 23, 2023 and was 'cado's coinslot.

ϪϪϪ GET

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The highly sought-after Post no. ϪϪϪ[328] (Triple Thrembo) was acquired by an the anti-Lawrence poster and is probably the same guy who bumped the thread forty times with the ratio script.[it just is, ok?] The user was then promptly abducted by (((aliens))) or other bone-chilling A24 genre-defining Lovecraftian horrors.

/yyyyyyy/

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100 GET

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100 get btw

444 GET

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Post no. 444[329] was obtained June 4, 2025, the date 'teens discovered this hidden board.

500 GET

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IRC WON

Post no. 500[330] was obtained June 4, 2025 by an IRCGOD.

555 GET

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five

Post no. 555[331] was obtained on June 5, 2025.

600 GET

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DVBSTEP VVQN

Post no. 600[332] was obtained on June 11, 2025.

666 GET

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ANQTHER DVBSTEP VICTQRY

Post no. 666[333] was obtained on June 17, 2025.

Notes

  1. ↑ Text was originally "UTTP@TEAM" as in the image
  2. ↑ he got the get in my thread and because it was tranime bbc coal I just nuked the thread
  3. ↑ When trying to delete a post during this timeframe, you'd get the message "You must wait 3 years to delete this post"
  4. ↑ Many other 'zellig threads that were posted on the same day were spammed with 'p too.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.today/0AVyP (archived.st)
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://archive.today/Vlc9V#45%
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201421/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/17.html[IT'S OVER]
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120747/https://soyjak.party/soy/7.html[IT'S OVER]
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120832/https://soyjak.party/soy/6.html[IT'S OVER]
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121440/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/633.html[IT'S OVER]
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121204/https://soyjak.party/soy/3.html[IT'S OVER]
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20200922173859/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html[IT'S OVER]
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1588097503895/
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  11. ↑ https://archive.today/zkYbv#thread_3333
  12. ↑ https://archive.today/gPZgc#reply_4500
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  14. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201202041949/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/29326.html#30000[IT'S OVER]
  15. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201208023615/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/33333.html[IT'S OVER]
  16. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201222032940/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html#39999[IT'S OVER]
  17. ↑ https://archive.today/LqoyD#70000 (archive.org)[IT'S OVER]
  18. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html[IT'S OVER]
  19. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html[IT'S OVER]
  20. ↑ https://archive.today/iTypP (archive.org)[IT'S OVER]
  21. ↑ https://archive.today/uz2yZ
  22. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html[IT'S OVER]
  23. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html[IT'S OVER]
  24. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html[IT'S OVER]
  25. ↑ Cirno is known for her childishness (read: stupidity) [...] in the manual for Phantasmagoria of Flower View, she is labeled as "9. Moron" in an explanation of the game screen's layout. [...] Due to the infamous manual screenshot, Cirno has been nicknamed "Nine-ball" or simply "⑨". https://gyo.tc/2026-0728-0331-38/https://touhou.fandom.com:443/wiki/Cirno/Fun_Facts
  26. ↑ The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html[IT'S OVER]
  27. ↑ https://archive.today/47ffk#111111 (Archived on October 15, 2021)
  28. ↑ /soy/, post no. 123465. WHERE THE THE GET GO??. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123465[IT'S OVER]
  29. ↑ /soy/, post no. 123476. THIS IS WHAT SOOT WANTS TO HIDE FROM THE WORLD. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200946/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123476.html#123476[IT'S OVER]
  30. ↑ /soy/, post no. 123492. cope, chud. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123492[IT'S OVER]
  31. ↑ https://archive.today/DeIX7#123741
  32. ↑ /soy/, post no. 123477. you know screenshots like this can easily be faked right?. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123477[IT'S OVER]
  33. ↑ /soy/, post no. 123469. forced, boring, awful, wasted. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123469[IT'S OVER]
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  35. ↑ https://archive.today/Sg8e0#299999
  36. ↑ https://archive.today/iRrX5#300000
  37. ↑ https://archive.today/iRrX5#300068
  38. ↑ https://archive.today/b44ZG#333333
  39. ↑ https://archive.today/qu4XY#400000
  40. ↑ https://archive.today/dBqhE#444444
  41. ↑ https://archive.today/fSApw#500000
  42. ↑ https://archive.today/dL187#555555
  43. ↑ https://archive.today/NPWSN#600000
  44. ↑ https://archive.today/bxM81#666666
  45. ↑ https://archive.today/qmkSP#777777
  46. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220718224318/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/800000.html[IT'S OVER]
  47. ↑ https://archive.today/FIA9R#888888
  48. ↑ https://archive.today/hm5Rp#899999
  49. ↑ https://archive.today/CRFkm#900000
  50. ↑ https://archive.today/vSMo3#999999
  51. ↑ https://archive.today/ec92U#1000000
  52. ↑ https://archive.today/zDJox#1000000
  53. ↑ https://archive.today/wdUrT#1100000
  54. ↑ https://archive.today/e7ffQ#1111111
  55. ↑ https://archive.today/zmFM9
  56. ↑ https://archive.today/tF5VE
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  58. ↑ https://archive.today/1z3xx#1234567 (archived.st)
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  61. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/1333333.html
  62. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/1399953#1400000
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  64. ↑ https://archive.today/I6t8F#1500000 (archived.st)
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  75. ↑ https://archive.today/f8Rye
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  94. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3110814.html#3111111
  95. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3200000.html
  96. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3222210.html#3222222
  97. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3299887.html#3300000
  98. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3333141.html#3333333
  99. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3397836.html
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  101. ↑ https://archived.st/soy/thread/3555555.html
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  156. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/6878333#p6888888[IT'S OVER]
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  166. ↑ https://archive.today/Rmu68#p7300000
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  168. ↑ https://archive.today/zrBcX#p7400000
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  170. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7499983#p7500000[IT'S OVER]
  171. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7555380#p7555555[IT'S OVER]
  172. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7600000#[IT'S OVER]
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  185. ↑ https://archive.ph/1tTiE
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  187. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8108516#p8111111[IT'S OVER]
  188. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AhzUW
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  192. ↑ https://archive.today/z5L4n#8555555
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  196. ↑ https://archive.today/ER0DT#8777777
  197. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8799770#p8800000[IT'S OVER]
  198. ↑ https://archive.today/iJaJa
  199. ↑ https://archive.today/tBxB9#p8999999
  200. ↑ https://archive.today/QQBo2#p9000000
  201. ↑ https://archive.today/LMxR7
  202. ↑ https://archive.today/PBJXl
  203. ↑ https://archive.today/POuAx
  204. ↑ https://archive.today/TEoCU#9200000
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