Shotjak

Shotjak is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
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Shotjak, also known as Shotson, is a soyjak variant based of an image of the late Jake Brantner. Shotjak is best known for portraying others as fat, angry soyboys. In addition, it's also known to portray one side of a conflict as a fat, ugly, crying soyboy that shits himself while hanging.

The real Jake Brantner was shot and killed in front of his daughter while trying to buy a gun from a black guy he met on Craigslist (see: Nationality). Despite all of his rage, his layers of fat prevent for any emotions more extreme than this. Shotjak believes that McDonalds and seed oil is a human right. Shotjak is often portrayed as a janny.

Shotjak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

History

Shotjak was created in a "Jak him" threads, lost to the archives on April 4, 2023.

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  The mentioned usage of this variant.