Happenings/Pre-soystory

This is for all events that happened before the year 2020 (December 31, 2019 and before) when soyjak.party was founded. For events that took place on or after January 1, 2020, see Happenings/2020.

B.C.

•  13,800,000,000 BC – The Big Bang happens.
•  4,400,00,000 BC – The oldest known Gem is formed.
•  4,099,999,999 BC – The earliest known life forms appear on Earth.

 41st Century 

•  4000 BC – The first aryan settlement appeared in what is now Iran Sweden.

 24th Century 

• 𒆳𒌵𒆠

 11th Century 

•  Soybeans are domesticated in China.

1st Century BC

• 100 BC - Julius Caesar is born in Subarra, Rome.
• 44BC - Julius Caesar is assassinated in Rome.

1st Century

1 A.D.

December '1

• December 25 - Jesus Christ is born in Bethlehem, Palestine.

11th Century

• 1037, Unknown Date - The Seljuk Empire is established.

 1740s 

 1740 

•  The first soybeans were possibly planted in France.

 1744 

• The first recorded soyduel took place.

 1800s 

1836

• March 2nd - Texas obtains independence from Mexico.

 1883 

 July ’83 

•  July 29 – Benito Mussolini is born in Italy.

 1889 

 April ’89 

•  April 20 – Adolf Hitler is born.

 August ’89 

•  August 28 – A chap posts about his newest gem in the oldest recorded soyjak.party conversation ever found.

 September ’89 

•  September 23 – Nintendo was founded by craftsman Fusajiro Yamauchi in Shimogyō-ku, Kyoto, Japan.

1890s

1890

August ’90

• H. P. Lovecraft is born in Providence, Rhode Island, and will live to write gemmy cosmic horror slowburn aryan classics that will be ripped off by tranalog horror in the future as well as being a hecking chud who named da joo

 1900s 

1904 

• see detailed page.

1908 

•  Soybeans gain worldwide recognition.

 July ’08 

•  July 26 – The Federal Bureau of Investigations is formed.

 1910s 

 1910 

•  403 Greenville St #2 is built.

 1912 

 March ’12 

•  March 6 – Oreos are sold for the first time.

 1920s 

 1922 

 March ’22 

•  March 3 – Semen Hitler was born in Orynyn, Podolia Governorate, Ukrainian SSR.

 1930s 

 1937 

 April ’37 

•  April 28 – Birth of Saddam Hussein.

 1938 

 March ’38 

•  March 30 – Birth of Klaus Schwab.

November '38

• November 10th - Mustafa Kemal Ataturk kills himself.

 1940s 

 1940 

 December ’40 

• Anthony Fauci is born in this world, free of the original sin (Easily preventable diseases).

 1942 

 May ’42 

•  May 22 – Ted Kaczynski is born.

 July ’42 

•  July 3 – Semen Hitler is killed in the battle for Sevastopol.

 November ’42 

•  November 20 – Joe Biden is born.

 1945 

 April ’45 

•  April 28 – Benito Mussolini gets shot and then hung upside down at a gas station in Milan, Italy.
•  April 30 – Adolf Hitler transitions into becoming white (Argentinian.)

 August ’45 

•  August 8 – Prue (real name: Thomas Victor O'Carroll) is born.

 1946 

 June ’46 

•  June 14 – Donald Trump is born.

 1947 

 September ’47 

•  September 18 – The Central Intelligence Agency is formed.

1948

May '48

• May 14 - The "state" of "Israel" is created.

 1949 

October '49

• October 21 - (((Benjamin Netanyahu))) is born.

 December ’49 

•  December 13 – Mossad is formed.

 1950s 

 1953 

 January ’53 

•  January 20 – Jeffery Epstein is born.

 1956 

 March ’56 

•  March 24 – Steve Ballmer is born in Detroit, Michigan.

 1957 

 March ’57 

•  March 10 – Osama bin Laden is born.

 1960s 

 1960 

 August ’60 

•  August 4 – Barack Obama is born.

 1964 

 April ’64 

•  April 6 – Tim Walz is born.
•  April 22 – Joeysworldtour is born.

 October ’64 

• October 20 – Kamala Harris is born.

 1965 

 September ’65 

•  September 2 – The Doors is formed.

 1966 

 November ’66 

• November 2 – Make Room! Make Room! is published by Harry Max Harrison.

 1968 

 April ’68 

•  April 23 – Timothy McVeigh is born.

 July ’68 

•  July 6 – GeoTerra (real name: Jackie Wayne Rhodes) is born.

 1969 

•  Hiroshi Yamauchi becomes president of Nintendo after declining sales of playing cards.

 June ’69 

•  June 10 – Svante Thunberg is born in Sweden.

 December ’69 

•  December 15 – Terry Davis is born.

19Ϫ0s

THIS DECADE NEVER EXISTED, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION

 1970s 

 1971 

 June ’71 

•  June 24 – satoko houjou fan is born.

 1973 

 February ’73 

•  February 11 – Lyfjaberg (real name: Yuma Wolfgang Hostrop) is born.

 April ’73 

•  April 19 – Soylent Green is released in theaters.

 October ’73 

•  October 14 – George Floyd is born.

 1974 

 July ’74 

•  July 24 – Boogie2988 is born.

 1975 

 May ’75 

•  Stephen King releases a short story known as The Lawnmower Man in the May 1975 issue of Cavalier.

 1976 

 November ’76 

•  November 16 – Hiroyuki Nishimura is born.

 1977 

 June ’77 

•  June 8 – Kanye West is born in Atlanta, Georgia.

 1978 

 September ’78 

•  September 28 – Daneboe is born.

1979

 August ’79

•  August 14th – Matt Furie, creator of Pepe, is born.

 1980s 

 1980 

 January ’80 

•  January 1 – Anton Maximov is born in the Russian SFSR.

 February ’80 

•  February 29 – Ynitsed (real name: Russel Kohl) is born.

 July ’80 

•  July 10 – James Rolfe is born.

 1982 

 February ’82 

•  February 24 – Chris Chan is born in Charlottesville, Virginia.

 March ’82 

•  March 6 – Avencherus is born.
•  March 22 – Adam Ragusea is born.

 April ’82 

•  April 6 – DarkSydePhil is born in Connecticut.

 September ’82 

•  September 19 – Some nerd posted the first emoticon ever, “:-)”, on his university system.

 1983 

 February ’83 

•  February 2 – Jay Louis Irwin is born.

 March ’83 

•  March 2 – Adam Conover ruins everything by being born into this world.

 1984 

 January ’84 

•  Ian Danskin (Innuendo Studios) is born.

 March ’84 

•  March 21 – archaeowicker (real name: Thomas Brooke) is born.

 August ’84 

•  August 2 – J.D. Vance is born in Middletown, Ohio.
•  August 31 – C.H.U.D (short for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) is released in theaters.

 1985 

 September ’85 

•  September 20 – Zephro (real name: Choo Wai Wing) is born in Malaysia.

 October ’85 

•  October 18 – the Nintendo Entertainment System releases in North America.

 November ’85 

•  November 20 – Windows 1.0 is first released to the public, bundled with MS Paint.

 1986 

 February ’86 

•  February 15 – ALTERNATIVE (Real name: Dave Peters) is born.

 October ’86 

•  October 9 – Karl Alexander Folk is born.

 1987 

 May ’87 

•  May 8 – Keoki (real name: James O'Donnell) is born.
•  May 22 – Ronnie McNutt is born.

??? '87

• ??? ? - The Bite of '87 happens, causing 'Plier to freak out and get sent to the Soysylum.

 1988 

 March ’88 

•  March 18 – Maddy Thorsen is born.

 June ’88 

•  June 30 – Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov is born in Bologoje, Russian SFSR.

 August ’88 

•  IRC is first invented in Oulu, Finland, by Jarkko Oikarinen.

 1989 

 June ’89 

•  June 28 – Markiplier (real name: Mark Edward Fischbach) is born.

 July ’89 

• July 5 - The first episode of Seinfeld airs on television.
•  July 20 – Skelton (real name: Kegan Smith) is born.

 September ’89 

•  September 27 – C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud is released in theaters.

 December ’89 

•  December 31 – d66if (real name: Reza Haider) is born.

 1990s 

 1990 

 April ’90 

•  April 2 – Alyssa Mercante is born.

 July ’90 

•  July 30 – Alex Rochon is born.

 August ’90 

•  August 4 – Sangria Snake (real name: Robert Hansel Douglas) is born.
•  August 7 – Sanji90 (real name: Andrea Tiby) is born in Italy.

 September ’90 

•  September 21 – tcalias (real name: James Donley) is born.

 1991 

•  Date unknown – Julia Graber is born.

 January ’91 

•  January 21 – Birth of (((Tefal Rabinowitz))).

 February ’91 

•  February 23 – Birth of Tiffany C. Liao.

 September ’91 

•  September 24 – Unabashedhermaphrodite (real name: Blaine Gaven Ross) is born.

 December ’91 

•  December 17 – Doll is born.

 1992 

 March ’92 

•  March 6 – The Lawnmower Man is released in theaters.

 November ’92 

•  November 6 – Corrine (real name: Alexandra Graftstrom) is born.

 December ’92 

•  December 9 – Joshua Conner Moon is born into the world without a father, or too many according to some sources.

 1993 

 March ’93 

•  March 4 – Ryou (real name: Pascal Kammer) is born in Germany.

 July ’93 

•  July 23 – Rev says desu (real name: Louis Scott Testone Jr.) is born.

 August ’93 

•  August 16 – SquatToilet77 (real name: Ryan J. Farrick) is born.

 September ’93 

•  September 3 – 4lung is born.

 1994 

 March ’94 

•  March 21 – Studio Massa (real name: Sam Tollenaar) is born in the Netherlands.

 May ’94 

•  May 1 – Mutahar Anas is born in Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India.

 July ’94 

•  July 22 – Karambit (real name: Peter Alex Bowers) is born.

 September ’94 

•  September 3 – 4lung (real name: John Louise Fredericks) is born.
•  September 10 – ZekromLover is born in Honduras.

 1995 

 January ’95 

•  January 8 – Lee Goldson is born in Ontario, Canada.

 March ’95 

•  March 12 – Tamers12345 is born.

 April ’95 

•  April 3 – ChibiReviews (real name: Jacob W Seibers) is born in Tennessee.

 June ’95 

•  June 17 – Michael James Kovach is born.

 July ’95 

•  July 6 – Newgrounds first goes online.

 October ’95 

•  October 17 – SchoolOnSunday (real name: Kayode Akinrimisi) is born.

 1996 

 January ’96 

•  January 12 – Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace is released in theaters.

 April ’96 

•  April 18 – Nux Taku (real name: Tanner Nanfito) is born.
•  April 30 – Jocat (real name: Joseph Catalanello) is born.

 June ’96 

•  June 16 – Rondomi (real name: David Anthony Dominguez) is born.

 August ’96 

•  August 21 – Ayashii World, considered to be the first ever imageboard, is created.

 1997

 March ’97 

•  March 18 – Michael Yiming Huang and Cary Kaiming Huang are born in California.

 May ’97 

•  May 12 – Ruben Sim (real name: Benjamin Robert Simon) is born.
•  May 14 – Pyrocynical (real name: Niall Anthony Murphy) is born.

 August ’97 

•  August 1 – Nobbla (real name: Olin A. Parker) is born.

 September ’97 

•  September 15 – Birth of (((Illymations))).

 November ’97 

•  November 4 – Birth of Noah Samsen.

 December ’97 

•  December 29 – Breadpanes is born.

 1998 

 June ’98 

•  June 9 – Amezou is created as an imageboard.

 July ’98 

•  July 10 – Anise ASMR (real name: Ramani A. Menjugas) is born.

 August ’98 

•  August 5 – The Global Consciousness Project has its first tests run.

 September ’98 

•  September 3 – Ayashii World closes down.

 1999 

 January ’99 

•  January 15 – Deva Dasa Craig.

 March ’99 

•  March 27 – 'gatorfag sl33p is born.

 April ’99 

•  April 14 – DarlingStrawB (real name: Alexis Hatt) is born.

 May ’99 

•  May 30 – 2Channel is created by Hiroyuki Nishimura.

July ’99

Low-budget aryan horror film The Blair Witch Project, codifying the genre which would later tragically evolve into Tranalog

 November ’99 

•  November 16 – SomethingAwful is founded by Lowtax.

December ‘99

• December 31 — Everyone flips the fuck out because of Y2K It was just a jewish Psyop doe, everyone turned out fine

 2000s 

 2000 

 April ’00 

•  April 21 – F1nnst5r (real name: Jude E. Howarth) is born in England.

 May ’00 

•  May 26 – Yegi (real name: Hwang Ye-ji) is born in South Korea.

 2001 

 January ’01 

•  January 15 – Wikipedia is created.

 September ’01 

•  September 11 – Noahmusic2009 along with Osama bin Laden cause two plains to crash into the Twin towers, killing thousands.
•  September 21 – Storster (real name: Patrick Pape) is born.

 November ’01 

•  November 28 – Ryan Palmeter is born in the United States of America.

 2002 

 January ’02 

•  January 6 – The Incest Twins (real names: Kyla Hunt and Xyla Hunt) are born in England.

 May ’02 

•  May 13 – Giggly Goonclown is born, probably crying because Discord wasn't invented yet to groom minors on.
•  May 24 – Shane Boyle is born.

 July ’02 

•  July 6 – Angeleno is born in California.
•  July 21 – LavenderCoffee (real name: Brock Andrew Zemba) is born.

 August ’02 

•  August 16 – Turkey Tom (real name: Thomas Hanson) is born.

 October ’02 

•  October 13 – The Sopranos releases the 5th episode of their 4th season; Pie-O-My, containing a shot of Tony Soprano which would later go on to become the Tony Soprano Soyjak.

 2003 

•  Kuz states that he learned how to program and set up servers in this year.

April '03

• April 19 - Soytan is born canonically.

October ’03 

•  October 1 – Moot announces the creation of 4chan (the direct opposite of the SomethingAwful forums, no account/payment needed) on the SomethingAwful forums because he didn’t like lowtax's jewish policies or something. . This date is referred to as some as the beginning of 1 A.D.
•  October 6 – /i/ – Oekaki is added to 4chan.

November ’03 

•  November 3 – Moot creates /a/ and /l/.
•  November 10 – 1chan is created by thatdog, a friend of moot.

 2004 

 January ’04 

•  January 28 – Birth of Chudraj Cobsingh in Trinidad and Tobago.

 March ’04 

•  March 16 – Bluefolf also known as Jaden Robert Schick, is born.

 August ’04 

•  Willy on Wheels makes xis debut on Wikipedia.

 October ’04 

•  October 9 – /v/ is added to 4chan.

 December ’04 

•  December 10 – Encyclopedia Dramatica goes online for the first time.

 2005 

•  Matt Furie creates the comic series Boy's Club, starring Pepe the Frog as a main character.

January ’05 

•  January 19 – /g/ (Technology) is created on 4chan.
•  January 27 – /ic/ is created as a board on 4chan.

 February ’05 

•  February 14 – YouTube is founded by Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.
•  February 18 – Justin Leznik is born in Studio City, California.

 March ’05 

•  March 14 – Kuz creates 9channel.

 April ’05 

•  April 12 – Pawtzel (real name: Noah John Huber) is born in Mount Washington, Kentucky.
•  April 20 – 420chan is created by Aubrey Cottle

 May ’05 

•  May 2 – Parlo (real name: Tobias O’Keefe) is born in the United Kingdom.

 September ’05 

•  September 10 – Gone fishinq (real name: Tristan Orth) is born.

 November ’05 

•  November 6 – The first episode of The Boondocks is released on television.

 December ’05 

•  December 7 – KolymaNET is first created.

 2006 

•  Noah Martin starts his 10 sliders a day diet at White Castle.

 January ’06 

•  January 8 – Wikipe-tan is first created.

 March ’06 

•  March 21 – Creation of Xitter.

 April ’06 

•  April 6 – /po/ (Papercraft & Origami) is created as a 4chan board.
•  April 8 – /ck/ (Food & Cooking), /mu/ (Music), and /tv/ are created on 4chan.

 May ’06 

•  May 22 – Birth of FallenChungus (real name: Francis Joseph Benditt IV)

 June ’06 

•  June 13 – LeadPipe Images (real name: Brayden Coleman) is born.

 November ’06 

•  November 16 – Wickerkid (real name: Bruce Heathcote) is born in New York City.

 December ’06 

•  December 10 – Joel is born.

 2007 

 February ’07 

•  February 15 – /x/ (Paranormal) is added to 4chan.

 March ’07 

•  March 19 – souldrivenlove is born.

 July ’07 

•  July 31 – Noah Samsen creates “his” YouTube channel.

 August ’07 

•  August 2 – MISTER MANTICORE buys his house in Gainesville, Florida
• August 9 – Bu5t (real name: Connor L. Howard) is born.

 October ’07 

•  October 26 – Chris Chan is discovered by online forums.

 2008 

 January ’08 

•  January 20 – The first episode of Breaking Bad premieres.

 October ’08 

•  October 30 – Kaaatie is born.

 November ’08 

•  November 4 – Barack Obama is elected as President of the United States.
•  November 19 – Hamas 2 is born.

 2009 

March ’09

• Ruben Sim creates his ’tube account.

April ’09 

•  Uboachan is created.

September '09

• September 11 - Nate Higgers is born canonically.

October ’09 

•  An account for 9channel is created.

 2010s 

 2010 

 January ’10 

•  January 25 – /int/ (International) is added as a board to 4chan.

 April ’10 

• April 26 - Earliest known appearance of Wojak appears on Krautchan.

 October ’10 

•  October 10 – Instagram is first created.

 2011 

 January ’11 

•  January 9 – /soc/ (Social) is added to 4chan.

 May ’11 

•  May 2 – Osama bin Laden gets ACK'd by the Seal Team 6.

 August ’11 

•  August 18 – GeoTerra is arrested for being a kiddy diddler.

 October ’11 

•  October 23 – /r9k/ (ROBOT9001) and /pol/ (Politically Incorrect) are added to 4chan.

 2012 

 January ’12 

•  January 5 – First ever appearance of the Hipster Wojak as determined by the UNIX timestamp; the original post is lost.
•  January 10 – First appearance of the Hipster Wojak, although the image is broken.

 February ’12 

•  February 20 – Lee Goldson makes his first ever documented post on /mlp/ calling out their childish mentality.

 March ’12 

•  March 15 – Mutahar creates his YouTube channel.

 May ’12 

•  May 18 – r/markiplier is first created on Reddit.

 June ’12 

• June 13 – Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is mentioned on /mu/.

August ’12

• August 20 - A24 is founded in New York City by (((Daniel Katz))), (((David Fenkel))), and John Hodges.

 October ’12 

•  October 10 – First ever unbroken image of the Hipster Wojak is spotted on 4chan's /mu/ board.

 November ’12 

•  November 18 – The Wii U is released in North America.

 2013 

 January ’13 

•  Soylent Meal Replacement is conceived of by (((Rob Rhinehart))), and he experiments with its recipe for 30 days. The product of this experimentation gets marketed soon afterward.

 February ’13 

•  February 4 – KiwiFarms goes public for the first time.

 March ’13 

•  March 18 – /lgbt/ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender ) is created as a 4chan board.

 April ’13 

•  April 1 – /s4s/ (Shit 4chan Says) is added as a board to 4chan as an April Fool's Day prank.

 June ’13 

•  June 4 – Rapeson Jules is shot to death by Christopher Butler in Nassau.

 July ’13 

•  July 27 – The 442oons YouTube channel is first created.

 September ’13 

•  September 1 – Illymations creates her YouTube account.

 October ’13 

•  October 22 – 8chan is created by Fredrick Brennan.

 2014 

•  Lolcow Farm is created.
•  GamerGate happens, leading to Moot leaving 4chan.

 February ’14 

•  February 13 – /biz/ is created to move all cryptocurrency threads out of /g/.
•  February 19 – A conflict starts between Hiroyuki Nishimura and Jim Watkins over Hiro's sale of user data to the Hotlink company and his deletion of posts by users critical of Hotlink's practices. Watkins ends up assuming control of 2channel.

 April ’14 

•  April 20 – Lainchan is founded.

 June ’14 

•  June 23 – The 55th and last episode of The Boondocks is released.

 November ’14 

•  November 15 – “.party” goes live as a top-level domain extension.

 2015 

 January ’15 

•  January 23 – /qa/ is created as a temporary board.

 May ’15 

•  May 9 – Alunya is created for Leftypol.
•  May 13 – Discord is first released.

 August ’15 

•  August 3 – Lee Goldson creates his account on KiwiFarms.

 September ’15 

•  September 8 – Bunkerchan is founded.
•  September 21 – Moot transfers ownership of 4chan to Hiroyuki Nishimura.

 October ’15 

•  October 31 – /his/ (History & Humanities) is added to 4chan.

 November ’15 

•  November 7 – /trash/ (Off-topic) is added to 4chan.

 December ’15 

•  December 18 – The very first appearance of the term “Nu-Male” appears on 4chan's /pol/ board.

 2016 

•  Indiachan goes online for the first time.
•  Bernd Schmidt sets the world record for the widest mouth.

 April ’16 

•  April 11 – Earliest known appearance of DnBjak on some random YouTube channel.

 October ’16 

•  October 21 – Joe Hawley releases his solo album: Joe Hawley Joe Hawley.
•  October 27 – Rebecca Howard purchases 403 Greenville St #2.
•  November 8 – Donald Trump is elected President of the United States of America.
•  November 15 – Someone discovers that Lee Goldson went to McMaster University.
•  November 16 – A dox on Lee Goldson is released on 4chan. He later confirms.

December ’16 

•  December 9 – Sleek'N'Tears model Ernest Khalimov makes his first post on Instagram.

 2017 

 March ’17 

•  March 3 – The Nintendo Switch is released worldwide to the delight of soyboys everywhere.

 April ’17 

•  April 30 – Lee Goldson releases his last post before going on his KiwiFarms hiatus.

 May ’17 

•  May 4 – /bant/ (International/Random) is added.

 October ’17 

•  October 11 – Kuz makes a post about Kolyma and 9chan being shut down on October 15. Innuendo Studios releases the first episode of The Alt-Right Playbook.
•  October 15 – KolymaNET and 9chan undergo a shutdown.
• October 16 - The name Gigachad is first coined by a /pol/ user to describe Russian model Ernest Khalimov.
•  October 24 – A rudimentary NAS drawing describing numales is first posted to /pol/.

 November ’17 

•  November 19 – The first recorded appearance of the soylent wojak, argued to be the first soyjak.

 December ’17 

•  December 11 – First appearance of nujak on 4chan, a possible candidate for the first ever soyjak.
•  December 18 – Kuz announces that 9Channel will be shut down on December 22.
•  December 22 – 9Channel is shut down due to legal requests.
• December 30 – soyak.png is first posted on /int/ by The Swede, considered by some to be the first ever soyjak and the first ever classical soyjak by many.

 2018 

•  Noah Martin is inducted into the White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame.

 January ’18 

•  January 1 – The very first soyquote ever recorded.
•  January 15 – (((Illymations))) releases her first video ever on her YouTube channel.

 March ’18 

•  March 23 – Earliest known appearance of A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak /tv/.

 August ’18 

•  August 11 – Terry Davis dies after being hit by a train.

 September ’18 

•  September 24 – Warrior-Z creates his YouTube account.

 2019

 March ’19 

•  March 15 – Brendon Tarrant shoots up a mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand, killing 51.

 April ’19 

• April 17 - Cobson dies.
•  April 26 – Captain America lifts Thor's hammer, and soy boys around the world rejoice. Truly a day to never forget.

June ’19 

•  June 7 – Earliest known appearance of Excited Soyjak on /aco/.

 August ’19 

•  August 3 – Patrick Crusius shoots up a Walmart in El Paso, Texas.
•  August 10 – (((Jeffrey Epstein))) gets murdered.

 September ’19 

•  September 29 – The Jefre Schizo makes his first appearance on /mu/ with four posts about Jefre fans being Blacked.com fanatics, all within the span of an hour.

 October ’19 

•  October 10 – Earliest known appearance of Tony Soprano Soyjak on /tv/.
•  October 31 – The Jefre Schizo makes a reappearance after a month due to them probably being unbanned.

 November ’19 

•  November 9 – Earliest known appearance of Markiplier Soyjak on /int/.
•  November 23 – ThatBoyAndre creates his first YouTube channel.

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