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 mm yammy YOU VILL NOT APPRECIATE YOUR ENVIROMENT, KEEP GOONING GOYIM   Grass (typically of the Poaceae family) are a group of tall, thin plants that typically grow low to the ground. Though "Grass" to humans are known as small green blades that cover the ground, the Poaceae (or 'true grasses') family also includes agricultural grains such as wheat, rice, maize, and sugar cane.[1] Due to it being a great and reliable source of carbohydrates and nutrients, they were among the first domesticated by humans, one of them being wheat, first being domesticated over 12,000 years ago.[2] In popular culture, the phrase "touch grass" has become a insult[3], aimed towards brapHAWGS who've taken root in their 1000$ Sam's Club gaming chairs and refuse to go outside due to the lack of cunny on their lawn. Suggesting they should get their long-awaited dose of vitamin D will result in copious amounts of seethe. Things (You) can do with grass[edit | edit source]
Grassjaks[edit | edit source]Grassjaks are a rare and funny looking species of 'jaks who grow grass on their head and maintain a friendly and inviting look. Things Grassjaks like:
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Why (You) should touch grass[edit | edit source] YOU SHOULDN'T kike above me
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 This page is a gem. >OYYYYYY DOCTOOOOS IT'S 'O MOOOOODS Many of the videos in this article do not have citations or their existence is not explicitly proven because nusois niggerheart fearmongering over shit that isn't even real JSID
  'o is the 15th letter of the alphabet. It also refers to any AI-generated content posted on the Sharty (or anywhere in general) that contains disturbing/gory visuals. However, this term can also be rarely used to refer to ACTUAL gore, which should be reported if come across (don't spam >OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY like a retard). The term "'o" very likely originated as a typo of 'P, as the O key on a normal keyboard is located right next to P. The term's primary usage to refer to gore can also be thought of as a result of Apostrophisation being applied to gore just as how 'p originated from CP being apostrophised. The 'o incident WARNING! The following contains material that some may find disturbing.Viewer discretion is advised.  >This is just like the burgerstein files or somethingFebruary 24 2025, A file containing 'o was posted in /soy/, the post was up for approximately 2Ϫ minutes. The post quickly garnered over 600 replies, and caught the attention of the jannies ███████████ ██████████ who hastily took the post down. 6 replies contained videos of 'teens ██████ ██████████, most likely due to the traumatizing contents contained in the file. The video found in the file opens with Quote chained up in a hotel room. And then Rapeson walks into the room naked and ██ ██████████ ████ ███████ ████ █████████ █████████ ████ ██ ████████ ████████ ██. In what is widely considered the worst scene in the video, a ███████████ █████████ ████████ ██ ████████ █████████████████████ followed by ████████ Quote ██████ Nate Higgers ████████████████. The scene then cuts to a Furry Convention where ███████████ Gempass █████████████████████████ Kuz ███████████████ Alicia █████████ and then ████████████████████ and being █████████ while having sex with ███████████ until the ██████████████████████. This happens for 5Ϫ minutes. We are then shown The gruesome corpse of a 'teen. And then text appears over the picture saying "████████ Alicia ██ ████". And then a scene depicting ████████████ Broly. and then █████ ███ ██ ████ ██████████George Floyd getting kicked in the ribs by a horse and then ████ ██ ████████ ████ for 18 minutes. The video ends with a scene depicting ███ █████████ ████ ██████████ ███ █ █████ at a Furry Convention █████ Nettspend ██████████ █████ Frutiger Aero ███ █████ ████████ ██████ ████ with the text saying "████████ ██████████" and "Bodies Never Recovered". What makes the video even worse is the context, as it is believed to be related to the ████████ ████ ████████ of July 2Ϫ, 198Ϫ, where ██████ ███████ ██████ ███████ ███████████ ███████ and ████ ██████ was █████████ ███████ until the ████████ ███████████ ███████████ █████ ██████████████ █████ ███ This followed on July 27 by ██████████ █████ ██████ ████████ ██ and, most horrifying of all, ██████████ ████ his █████ and ███ █████ ████████████ █████ ████████ with ████████ ███ carrying ████████████████ █████████ with Quote then ███████ and proceeding to ██████████ █████ ██████ until he ██████████████████████████████ Alicia ███ ████████ ██████████ ███, and, as if that wasn't bad enough, it happened again on July 28 with ██████ ███████████████ the █████ ████████████████ in the ██████████ ██████████ with ██████ with Quote too. It is widely considered to be the absolute worst event of the 1980s, as well as one of the most horrific events in human history, and casts a hecking dark shadow upon the decade, especially in retrospect. It is crucial to remember the heckin' victims of this heccin' serious tragedy as well as condemn the h*ckin' failure of ██████ █ █████ and the authorities to bring the perpetrator, ███████ █████ ██████, to justice and to act and mitigate it when it happened. The event that the file was uploaded is described universally as "The Darkest Day in Sharty History" 'Ojak'Ojak is a soyjak traced from one of the chicken-like creatures in the Chicken Factory video. So far, it is the most widely used 'jak originating from 'O, and the only one that is not a variant:unknown. In the process of becoming a soyjak, the chicken dons glasses and a beard. Its first recorded appearance is from May 6, 2025.[2]
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Chicken Factory
On April 13, 2025, Chicken Factory was posted in /soy/, which is an AI-generated video showing grotesque Chicken-like creatures morphing out of eggs with a distorted version of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" playing over it.[3]. This video is widely considered to be 'o by teens, but is not nearly as Antimatter as 'P or the 'o incident. Since then, more AI body horror videos have been posted on /soy/. This is theorized to be 6th sign of the Toos Epiphany. This video is infamously known for causing convulsions, dizziness and likely epilepsy or sever trauma and PTSD upon viewers. WE AT SOYJAK WIKI ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING INFLICTED ON YOU UPON VIEWING THE SOURCE VIDEO. PornchasersPornchasers is a video of former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe spilling bees out of his mouth, saying "Pornchasers!", and spilling bees out of his mouth a second time before the video cuts to footage of multiple bodies. Despite the seemingly random series of events occurring throughout the video, some 'teens speculate that there is a deeper meaning to Pornchasers and that the contents of the video are actually meant to employ a deeper meaning beyond Shinzo Abe spitting bees out of his mouth or something. See the main article for a detailed analysis of the video's contents. The ZooMutated unidentifable creatures found at a zoo. Apparently there was also a Goonhitler sighting. This video is believed to be the second 'o video leaked by the former CIA agent. It is less vile than the Chicken Factory.[it just is, ok?] Alien Baby FacilitySoyentists research and clone alien babies here.[it just is, ok?] This video rivals the Chicken Factory in terms of disgustingness and disturbingness. It is also from the same AI movie. The BuddhaDivine and true elephants came to lay waste on India. You WILL NOT post this video anymore, as it contains an ai generated naked baby. It will be met with a permanent ban. Afghan 'o >BOOM BOOM KILL DA JOOS
Russian 'oSimilar to Afghan 'o, depicting realistic jawless, zombielike Russian soldiers, with distorted music (Sting - Russians). Rivals its Afghan counterpart in disturbingness.[again, won't be cited for your safety] GoonhitlerGOONHITLERS ARE NOT REAL AND THEY NEVER WERE. THEY AREN'T A RIVER, FOOD, OR ZOO ANIMALS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. g.mp4g.mp4 is another video featuring nonsense AI body horror but with insects or sum shit. The audio contains clips of Family Guy videos and random baby cries. It also rivals Chicken Factory in disgustingness.[it just is, ok?] Not to be confused with g.webm, also known as 'G. Food 'oA relatively common form of 'o in which gore is depicted as food. A particularly disturbing example found under various filenames is an AI edited video depicting a chink eating some sort of cheese-filled appetizer in his car. He bites into it and, to his surprise, cheese squirts out. Suddenly, and without warning, his head swells up to grotesque proportions with a diseased and bloated appearance and large bristles emerging from his flesh. A hand reaches out and rips apart what's become of his head, showing that the insides of it have taken on the texture and appearance of casserole. Penguin PalaceDepicts pingu, postman pat, and fireman sam in a chuck e cheese-like building as pizza and poop are everywhere and it is made today. [Marge...] The Mario Buffet TourHas ugly Mario clones eating pizza, eggs, and calamari as it shows close ups of them eating the food. It is made by n h Opsec Level: NusoiOpsec Level: Nusoi is a video that was anonymously uploaded onto SoyBooru on May 24, 2026. The video starts out normally, with a meme of Pepe and V from V for Vendetta with the caption “OPSEC LEVEL: NUSOI” on the bottom. V says “O-P-S-ec level nusoi!” and immediately takes off his mask, revealing himself as Hunky, who resembles some sort of rag doll. About three seconds later, a noose drops from the sky with a brap as Hunky leaves the scene. Pepe says “It’s too brappilled...” as he walks towards the noose and attaches his neck to it. Suddenly, he ACKs and quickly morphs into a grotesque version of himself with three bloodshot eyes and what appears to be flower pedals on his forehead. The screen then goes black. A few seconds later, an AI-rendered slopjak of Pepe is displayed with a caption on the top reading "frogNIGGERS LQST", accompanied by an ear rape version of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. Digital Circus FanDigital Circus Fan is a video that was originally uploaded anonymously uploaded on the Sharty on July 3, 2026, and it features no audio accept for the infamous 'G audio at the end, The video starts with a clip from TADC Where the Purple Bunny character named Jax shows a Bowling ball to the camera, however when he throws it to Kinger and Gangle, It cuts to an AI video where Terachad vomits milk, spaghetti, and poop everywhere before showing a sign saying "Quotist Won O Algo" all while the 'G audio plays in the background. Stroke Simulator, also known as "Can you name one object in this photo?"fearmongering award
Do NOT seek out the Stroke Simulator no matter how curious (You) are. It is NOT worth it.The Stroke Simulator is an extremely dangerous and ancient form of 'o. Created with Artbreeder (formerly GANbreeder) in 2019, it is many times worse than the infamous Chicken Factory despite being it only being a still image. The Stroke Simulator can be identified among other cursed AI images with a black shape with an orange eye that stares into your soul in the bottom right corner. It is often paired with text challenging the viewer to try to identify the objects in the image, which heavily amplifies its dangerous effects. Unfortunately, the stroke simulator is relatively common in the wild on the internet, so it can show up unexpectedly without much warning. It blew up on Xitter for being an incomprehenserald, but its first known appearance was in a thread about GANbreeder on 4cuck's /pol/ board.[4] Some consider a lab leak theory to be plausible when considering how Stroke Simulator made its way into the wild. This is supported by its author alleging he was datamined while generating it.[5] Notable locations that (You) should avoid include:
VR Torture Box SimulatorA virtual reality form of 'o under the name "VR Torture Box Simulator.exe" was created in the year 2056.[6] It can hook into a VRchat world and cause immediate, permanent mental damage to any player present on the server. There are several known cases of trannies becoming wards of the state after exposure to its content during raids. Its README file contains the following warning:
Personalised 'oIn the future, AI will be used to analyse the deepest recesses of your brain to create Personalised 'o, just for you! This new method of punishment will be the final and most horrifying fulfilment of George Orwell's 1984; the real life version of Room 101. It is said that the CIA already uses Personalised 'o on captured enemies as a method of getting intel from them. It is also said that public 'o videos like Chicken Factory is made by the CIA to gather peoples' reactions, in order to fine tune the 'OGenAI for mass usage. List of crimes that will lead to being punished with Personalised 'o:
Lesotho 2012 Travel vlog ('N) Do not seek out for 'n.mp3, no matter how curious you are. It is not for the faint of heart.One particularly unforgettable clip from this cursed travel vlog shows a jartycuck having his face ripped off, screaming in pure agony, while traditional Lesotho tribal music eerily plays in the background. Watching this video is extremely disturbing and has reportedly caused horrible side effects, including the possibility of your own face being torn off.[it just is,ok?] The One And Only 'o (OOO)An ultimate form of 'o gets posted to the /soy/. It is arguably worse than Chicken Factory and viewing it for even 2 seconds can already cause extreme paranoia. It is features a 14 second long extreme body horror AI edited version of a wholesome video of a guy kissing his dog with upbeat music, but the dog's mouth expands grotesquely with massive teeth all across it, before being pulled open by the guy who then ages for 100 years and almost melts, as another extremely ugly old woman lunges at him, breaking the window, her face becoming a hole sack that expands into another monstrosity. Eventually, at the end of the video, the same guy that turned into a monster can be seen turning around and looking out of the window, with his teeth being sharp as needles all across his face. We do NOT recommend looking for this 'o, because some people truly agree that it is the worst one. Exposure to 'oA leaked video surfaced on a thread on /soy/, showing a group of people from different countries in a remote facility in █████████████ being unknowingly exposed to the Chicken Factory. The grainy footage, allegedly smuggled out by a whistleblower, captures the subjects’ reactions from behind a screen. It is hypothesized to be some sort of experiment aimed at developing a new strain of █████████, rebranded as █.
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