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I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y

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I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y is a soyjak subvariant depicting a mutated, balloon-headed, bug-eyed version of Hornyson wearing a T-shirt with variations on the phrase.

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The first known use of the variant was on May 21, 2023, when a user on /soy/ posted an image displaying the mutant Cobson wearing a shirt that read "I love violent videogames But I would never ever ever ever ever never kill people i promise"[sic]. After this image was posted on Twitter by the user Absolunar, the variant gained widespread popularity on both soyjak.party and on normie social media. The Cobson that wears the shirt in question is a distorted version of Hornyson, with the edited version for this meme eventually being tagged as Hydrocephason on the soybooru.

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