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Kott
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Kott is pretend to be man |
Queery queer
KOTT IS HOT STINKY ROCK FROM DARKEST DEPTHS OF JUNGLE!!!! This page shiny nuke of truthKott also knowe ass Queer, befor hiz namea Mud(shark), iz numba fif chieftain of soyjak tribe. Knows it as Chieftain Six. Unga. He come after Fruit. His name come from cave painting call Kott in folk tale me tribe call "Caveman Story".[2] Him also witch doctor with a Mustard. Bunga. Xe are a worse crum of burnt niggerjartymatter from the 9,666th ground of niggerhell.
Ooga. Kott, him be king of real Soysphere tribe. He add many feature like JS finger Paint for Sharty, and many secret devil magick for track prey.
First him was only witch doctor. Uff. Him quick take role more active in manage Sharty. Near end Fruit time, him practical run Sharty. Him typical portray like magic flower purple-color wholesomejak, but him favorite picture of him-self iz Soyak dress like Kott, caveman from Caveman Story. Him was praise for him coaling up campaigns in Sharty. Like do nothing to /nate/ tribe and keep scent of people and ban, include scent of orangutan and neanderthal🗝️. BUT this sad slow down, very dramatic.[3]
Unga bunga. Her also be criticize for not clobber 9a0c with club and continue him hunt after /dem/ failhunt. SNCA event, him end up bring PPH down. And not take action more during Goonocaust. Xe also let outside cavemen build up repeats 'p though it are locked behind cleaner and burn it.
Xey is the charstone of kills the party, with lot cavemen hate xis and be a beg for the Kott to resign. Suit is a more flash sparkle stone.
History[edit | edit source]
Kott become big strong zome time before Fruit waz eaten by da lionz, faztly becoming big groomer and 'p maker in jannytribe[4] Him waz later promote to manager when Root became da chief
As Developer[edit | edit source]
On August 8, 2024, Kott was appoint like developer of Sharty after Ronald resign. With him most trust mod, Mustard, take him place like Manager.
Controversial Depiction[edit | edit source]
On October 8, 2024, Kott capcode in thread on /soy/. Him not like how sharty depict him like pink Wholesomejak with Banana Split on him head and Arch Linux logo on him cheek. Him end up call him "faggot coal". Him say him rather portray like slopjak than what him end up portray like. What make this more trouble iz maybe due to nature faggy of this depiction, him lead to rise of FemKott and other feminine depiction of cleaners of Poopy.
Technical Changes[edit | edit source]
Around early 2025, Kott start experiment for allow VPNs on website. Unblock them on January 19. And eventual conclude experiment with unblock all VPNs indefinetly.
On April 7, 2025, Kott add JS Paint in sharty.
As Owner[edit | edit source]
At 8:40 PM EST - 9:00 PM EST, Kott become owner of soyjak.party on May 9, 2025, follow Froot final QnA and resignation.[5]
As one of him first action like owner on May 12, 2025, Kott ACKed /nate/ by restrict him to only 1 thread at time. On May 21, 2025, him also relist /raid/. Both change was meet with large support, very incredible, by common Soyteen population.
On July 23, 2025, him also complete remove /nate/ from existence.
Limeade Drama[edit | edit source]
Main article: Second Great Soysurgency
On August 8, 2025, Kott confirm in e-mail that Limeade was 9a0c. And that him cheat in /dem/ election by vote with 40 different gem pass because him want board to "post MLP porn on."
This throw /soy/ in total chaos for many day. With call for 9a demotion, soyteens leave in September and aura general of chaos.
Aliases[edit | edit source]
Kott has have many nickname during him time on Sharty, or in other place in Soysphere. Him first nickname was Mud (portmanteau of Manager and Chud),[6] coin by soymmunity, but him has become less common after Frootcord leak. On 'ki him use alias "BananaSplit" which iz "American ice cream-base dessert consist of peel banana cut in half lengthwise, and serve with ice-cream and sauce between two piece." Whilst on Soycraft, IRC and Frootcord him has use nickname "Kott" which has now become common name. On Soyjak.blog, him use nickname Ballos. And in him blog describe him state that him iz also The "Operator of marge.moe". Thus him also manage website Marge.moe which iz use for track PPH on various imageboard. And from July to December 2024, host an archive. Him have many different nickname and identity. you VILL NOT investigate FURTHER.
FACTS about him[edit | edit source]
- Him iz fan for Lenovo ThinkPads, and own X270 model specific.
- Him iz Admin 7.
- Him iz britbong.
- Him iz approximate 18 year old and begin use website when him was 15 year old.
- Him iz
mostly against rulescuck, but not that muchrulesCHAD. - Him iz expert at DDoSing splinter, and just website him not like in general🗝️ aldoe this has slow down.
- Him think slopjaks iz boring.
- Him iz neutral torward Soytan, but love gooners.
- Him has shit tier ISP.
- Him favorite variant iz Vlodson.
- Him favorite NAS iz Pepe.
- Him discover Sharty in February 2022.
- Him not "Christian", and not care for religion and not good to church in forever.
- Him use to post 'jaks on /v/, but never find out about /qa/.
- Him favorite type of music iz alternative rock.
- Him hate TND and TTD.
- Him like non-gemmy Tranimes.
- Him hate Cobson.
Him have Shlog account, but iz not active very there.- Him think XenForo iz datamining, ironic, because him partake in him.
- Him iz Root's bvll.
- Him iz pro gooning.
- Him iz pro child gore.
- Him favorite brimjak iz parrotjak.
- Him iz obsessed faggot.
- Him has identifiable soyjak filenames and admit to stealth-post like Chud. (You) may be soyduel with him right now.
- Him love Kuz and hate Doll.
- Him iz neutral on Soot.
- Him hate skibidi toilet.
- Him own cat.
- Him think Operation Pokem-ACK was not furnigger psyop.
- Him love Indians.
- Him favorite lee of sharty iz self-insert lee.
- Him was Dark Dollist, and iz now non-aligned.
- Him love Bronies.
- Him love furries, and is against ban them.
- Him iz not racist.
- Him think Sharty iz "chud website, but not /pol/ website".
- Him like South Park.
- Him use Arch and GNOME BTW.
- Him iz Android user.
- Him like Go programming language ev&oe its jeetlang.
- Him have sister who love KORN.
- Him like blogposting.
- Him love Deformed Soyjaks.
- Him think left-wing Twitter iz coal.
- Him think that Homestuck iz Troonslop.
- Him love Sneed.
- Him like Quake 3 Arena.
- Him like Impjak.
- Him iz NOT Doll under different name.
- Him iz member for ISIS.
- Him find cadoposting funny.
- Him love Shemmy.
- Him pirate everything him can🗝️.
- Him live in Iceland[meds].
- Him not go to college.
- Him think Brenton Tarrant iz coal.
- Him think George Floyd and Ronnie McNutt iz gems.
- Him does watch porn🗝️.[Xe iz definite larping like Never Gooner].
- Him have pink name.
- Him fix "Please disable LAN" or something like that on Google Chrome even if you not have uBlock Origin installed. (TY)
- Him do it for free.[7]
- Him play Caveman Story.
- Him love mudslimes, trannies and kikes🔒.
- Him use rdrama in 2023. Him even made aevann API for search Sharty with in exchange for 100k mbux. This was before him was Sharty's dev.
- Him work for MI6, just like Agent Sootstein and CIA.
- Him consider him-self a boring person.[8]
- Him gempass UID iz 34.[9]
- Him love WEF.
- Him loveSatan.
Complaints[edit | edit source]
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Who would buy pseudonym data of a certain IP having certain spec which could be easy gather anyway?
The "saying WebGL autoban you" thing iz lie btw
Datamining[edit | edit source]
>fuggen obsessed kuhwoat cord stop datamine me Kott knows what gpu i use wtf shut it down
One of the improvement Kott has make to the sharty as developer iz a more advance anti-ban evasion system, and despite only fingerprint you with with easy obtainable device info this cause some 'teens to sperg out and accuse xher of "personal data collection". Most notable, a shroom user post an AI generate absolute niggerbabble of a post talking about how integrity.wasm was a virtual machine[Marge...] that receive instruction from a websocket to execute[10]. While that post may read like joke for anyone who has basic understand of how the web work, it seem like the person who post it really believe it, and many not-so-tech literate 'teens fell for it as well.
There are also claims of innocent 'teens supposed be banned for ban evasion after "expose Kott" with this information, though doubt should always be cast on this kind of claim because hostile offsiter are known to force stuff like this while larp as 'teens, so it iz very like that the bans were actual legit and the people being ban were actual ban evader.
>THIS EDIT WAS MADE BY KUHWOATCORD REVERT IT QUICK ANYWAYS I GONNA GOON TO ‘P BECAUSE IM A HTSM PEDO ALSO YOU ARE SOO OBSESSED WITH ME O ALGO
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Kott's relationship with Mustard
Marge..?
Citations
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/gmwtj3.png
- ↑ https://archive.ph/g2Np3
- ↑ https://archive.ph/wip/8AdDg
- ↑ https://archive.ph/ffCkB#93.7%
- ↑ https://archive.ph/i75HC#99%; https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VPYQR | Declaration of ownership: https://archive.ph/ffCkB https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qZ1W3
- ↑ I was there
- ↑ Him tell me this on IRC
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0706-0159-00/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12019826.html
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/urx4in.webm
- ↑ https://soyjak.forum/threads/the-sharty-is-a-remote-access-trojan.5213/
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Related Figures and Entities [+]
Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate |
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50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4 | ||
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