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[[File:Shit nobody cares about science lover.png|thumb|{{quote|>(even doe I care about those)}}|254x254px]][[File:Ai snca science 2.gif|thumb|256x256px|Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.]] | [[File:Shit nobody cares about science lover.png|thumb|{{quote|>(even doe I care about those)}}|254x254px]][[File:Ai snca science 2.gif|thumb|256x256px|Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.]] | ||
'''Shit nobody cares about''' ('''SNCA''', pronounced /ˈsɪnkɑː/, [[Nigga|/ˈsnɪ.kɑ/]], or /ɛs ɛn siː eɪ/), also known as '''[[Raisin]] Nobody Cares About''' ('''RNCA'''), is a phrase used to describe something that is irrelevant, boring, obscure, or not worth caring about. It may be something [[You|(You)]] are personally interested in but literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is [[#Shit everybody cares about|Shit everybody cares about]] ('''SECA'''). | |||
'''Shit nobody cares about''' ('''SNCA''', pronounced /ˈsɪnkɑː/), also known as '''[[Raisin]] Nobody Cares About''' ('''RNCA'''), is a phrase used to describe something that is irrelevant, boring, obscure, or not worth caring about. It may be something [[You|(You)]] are personally interested in but literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is [[#Shit everybody cares about|Shit everybody cares about]] ('''SECA'''). | |||
[[Science Lover]] is the one variant that [[transheart]]s talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about '''THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT'''. | [[Science Lover]] is the one variant that [[transheart]]s talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about '''THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT'''. | ||
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It is widely believed by [[Soyence|Soyentists]] and [[Snopes]] that this page (like [[Truthnuke]], [[Fact]], and [[Lie]]) only exists to be linked to by raging 'ki editors when they see somephono inserting their favorite [[Troonslop|*slop]] into a wiki page. This is unconfirmed, however. | It is widely believed by [[Soyence|Soyentists]] and [[Snopes]] that this page (like [[Truthnuke]], [[Fact]], and [[Lie]]) only exists to be linked to by raging 'ki editors when they see somephono inserting their favorite [[Troonslop|*slop]] into a wiki page. This is unconfirmed, however. | ||
== List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)<ref>https://www2.snb.ca/content/snb/en.html</ref> == | == List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-1745-26/https://www2.snb.ca:443/content/snb/en.html</ref> == | ||
{{Feral|''I care about all these things albeit''}} | {{Feral|''I care about all these things albeit''}} | ||
[[File:Giphy.gif|right|thumb||255x255px]] | [[File:Giphy.gif|right|thumb||255x255px]] | ||
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* The Immigrant Rape Crisis (you voted for it) | * The Immigrant Rape Crisis (you voted for it) | ||
* How shit the 'log is | * How shit the 'log is | ||
* What ungodly | * What ungodly [[Linux|troonix]] distro you use | ||
* Anyone or anything with a thread on [[Kiwifarms]] | * Anyone or anything with a thread on [[Kiwifarms]] | ||
* What your cock (or [[Tranny|neovagina]]) looks like [[Penis Color War|or what color it is]] | * What your cock (or [[Tranny|neovagina]]) looks like [[Penis Color War|or what color it is]] | ||
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** [[Goyslop|Debating about the best pizza chain]] | ** [[Goyslop|Debating about the best pizza chain]] | ||
** [[Goyslop|Debating about pizza vs pasta]] | ** [[Goyslop|Debating about pizza vs pasta]] | ||
** [[Goyslop|Debating about what to get at a fast food place]] | ** [[Goyslop|Debating about what to get at a fast food place]] | ||
*Some artist getting caught tracing | *Some artist getting caught tracing | ||
* Any significant [[Algorithm Sluts|pop culture]] event in the last 16 years | * Any significant [[Algorithm Sluts|pop culture]] event in the last 16 years | ||
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* Anything I say is SNCA | * Anything I say is SNCA | ||
[[File:GigaSNCA.gif|thumb|[[Gigachad]] reading about shit nobody cares about. This is one of the rare [[EFL FNF Geronto|EFL]] gigas|291x291px]] | [[File:GigaSNCA.gif|thumb|[[Gigachad]] reading about shit nobody cares about. This is one of the rare [[EFL FNF Geronto|EFL]] gigas|291x291px]] | ||
[[File:219824 - soybooru.com - ai generated aryan beast bomb aura bald black skin book buff dark skin gif gigachad giganigga glowing one punch man reading sheet nobuchadnezzar cabeat shit nobody cares ab.gif|thumb|Sheet nobuchadnezzar cabeat]] | [[File:219824 - soybooru.com - ai generated aryan beast bomb aura bald black skin book buff dark skin gif gigachad giganigga glowing one punch man reading sheet nobuchadnezzar cabeat shit nobody cares ab.gif|thumb|Sheet nobuchadnezzar cabeat by [[Giganigga]]]] | ||
== Shit everybody cares about == | == Shit everybody cares about == | ||
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{{Feral|''I don't care about any of these things albeit''}} | {{Feral|''I don't care about any of these things albeit''}} | ||
* Gemmy threads | * Gemmy threads | ||
* Cobson | * The Lawnmower Man (Cobson) | ||
* <s>[[Doxing|Where you live]] (Either your country or entire address)</s> for the vast majority of people [[You|nobody gives a fuck]] unless its somebody famous [[or something]] | * <s>[[Doxing|Where you live]] (Either your country or entire address)</s> for the vast majority of people [[You|nobody gives a fuck]] unless its somebody famous [[or something]] | ||
* [[TND]], [[TTD]], and other forms of total death | * [[TND]], [[TTD]], and other forms of total death | ||
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* [[Rapeson|Your Uncle]] | * [[Rapeson|Your Uncle]] | ||
* Jesus | * Jesus | ||
* [[Media Pending Approval]] ([[ | * [[Media Pending Approval]] ([[Very Best Friends|X and Y are my very best friends, and it never ends]]) | ||
* [[Death of soyjak.party|The party host has decided to end the party.]] | * [[Death of soyjak.party|The party host has decided to end the party.]] | ||
== SNCA gene == | == SNCA gene == | ||
The ''SNCA (synuclein alpha)'' gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function. | The ''SNCA (synuclein alpha)'' gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function. | ||
Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape | Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:11, 20 August 2026
>Though maybe you were looking for Shit nophono cares fan about?
Shit nobody cares about (SNCA, pronounced /ˈsɪnkɑː/, /ˈsnɪ.kɑ/, or /ɛs ɛn siː eɪ/), also known as Raisin Nobody Cares About (RNCA), is a phrase used to describe something that is irrelevant, boring, obscure, or not worth caring about. It may be something (You) are personally interested in but literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is Shit everybody cares about (SECA).
Science Lover is the one variant that transhearts talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
Around mid-to-late 2025 versions of the phrase "shit nobody cares about" butchered gemmed up by AI image generation tools like "shit nophono cares fan about" and "shit nobaldi cares abot" have risen in popularity. They are often paired with AI gigachads.
It is widely believed by Soyentists and Snopes that this page (like Truthnuke, Fact, and Lie) only exists to be linked to by raging 'ki editors when they see somephono inserting their favorite *slop into a wiki page. This is unconfirmed, however.
List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)[1][edit | edit source]
- Yo mama
- The useless edits I make on the 'ki out of boredom
- Anything that makes your clitty leak
- The first reference that links you to a Canadian website.
- The nu variant you just created
- The new subvariant you just created
- Some coal that got forced for 3 hours to 2 days
- A GET on some dead shitty altchan
- Your incel debunks on /soy/
- Your new IAS themed splinter.
- How much better you think /qa/ was
- How much better you think the soot era was
- The type of porn you goon to
- Any niggerfaggot on this list or that list
- Whatever NAS you're currently trying to force
- How white you think your country is
- Countrywars and Religion wars (ev&doe there's a whole site dedicated to these)
- The dead thread you just bumo'd
- The Xitter tranny that you just doxed (ev&doe there's a whole board dedicated to this)
- Your 3 day ban on 4cuck
- How you're ban-evading on the sharty
- The soyjak thread you just made on 4cuck
- How much you spam
- Starving African Babies
- The Immigrant Rape Crisis (you voted for it)
- How shit the 'log is
- What ungodly troonix distro you use
- Anyone or anything with a thread on Kiwifarms
- What your cock (or neovagina) looks like or what color it is
- The gigantic raisin you took when you woke up this morning
- Your grandpa's battle with cancer
- Your lame theory on how the sharty is dying
- How much you hate Soot (even doe this would be interesting since nophono hates fan him)
- How much you hate Kuz
- How much you hate Max
- How much you hate Angeleno
- How much you hate Doll
- How much you hate Froot
- How much you hate Root / Nuadmin
- How much you hate 9a0c / Limeade
- How much you hate Quote
- How much you hate Boot
- How much you hate a piece of media
- How much you hate niggers
- Your lame political fanfiction
- Your lame erotic fanfiction involving popular Soysphere related characters.
- Your opinion on anime
- Whatever Discord drama you currently have
- [RANDOM SCAPEGOAT] you attempt to make someone else believe actually exists
- Your uncle's circadian rhythm being ruined
- Your favorite programming language
- Your favorite software
- Your OPSEC
- Whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza
- Some artist getting caught tracing
- Any significant pop culture event in the last 16 years
- Any American president before Theodore Roosevelt
- The new stonetoss comic (ev&doe there's a whole board dedicated to this)
- Ethnic minorities in China
- Any Xitter screenshot that you post involving a literal who e-celeb
- Terraria Calamity Mod lore
- How good you are at any particular Fromsoftware game
- Ongezellig
- Your brand new soyjak themed ARG
- Women Rights
- Gay Rights
- Trans Rights
- St. Johns Bridge (Who cares how many troons had been ack'ed! from this bridge)
- United Nations
- Game Development
- Soycraft
- Soytopia
- Space Station 13
- Dailyjak
- Cytube
- Kiwifarms
- Rdrama
- King Caesar
- Fnf pedo
- This very website
- SoyBooru
- soyjak.party
- Soyjak
- God
- Jesus
- Earth
- Everything (Well, not everything doealbeit. See here)
- The universe
- The weather
- The meaning of life
- Time
- Memory
- Money
- Something consumerism bad something water is a basic necessity something
- Your new obsession with something
- Your blogpost
- You
- Anything I say is SNCA
Shit everybody cares about[edit | edit source]
Shit everybody cares about (SECA) is the opposite of shit nobody cares about (SNCA). It often creates important and engaging conversations between people.
List of shit everybody cares about[edit | edit source]
- Gemmy threads
- The Lawnmower Man (Cobson)
Where you live (Either your country or entire address)for the vast majority of people nobody gives a fuck unless its somebody famous or something- TND, TTD, and other forms of total death
- Your mom
- Obsession
- Biological women (ev&doe we listed women rights as snca (who said you have to care about women rights to care about women?))
- Your dad
- GETs
- This very page (ironically)
- The C.I.A killing the Party host (if this ever happens, the teens will be refugees.)
- Being transphobic🗝️
The deadname (real name) of tranniesAgain, nobody gives a fuck unless its somebody famous or something- Me
- Gems
- Your Uncle
- Jesus
- Media Pending Approval (X and Y are my very best friends, and it never ends)
- The party host has decided to end the party.
SNCA gene[edit | edit source]
The SNCA (synuclein alpha) gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function.
Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape.
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
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