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>I'm Obama, ayy, I condone the drama, ayy
Barack Hussein Obama II (Born: August 4, 1960) Is the first black president (who isn't actually black but a mulatto partially negrito. Hussein as middle name because father is from Kenya Indonesia) as well as the first mooslim president. He is best known for allowing homosexual marriage, killing Osama bin Laden, letting illegal immigrants in the country, and literally defeating racism until FUCKING FASCIST PRICK TRUMP got in and ruined everything. Obama gave me a free Iphone and he was gonna do mo fo me and shiiiet[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Certain theorists claim his wife is a transgender, a homosexual who participates in gay parties with drugs, and is an illegal immigrant. He suspiciously looks like the 7th president of Indonesia Joko Widodo, I mean he did live in Jakarta, Indonesia from 1966 to 1971.
The crazy nigga is also known for authorizing missiles, drones and air strikes on several countries, including Libya, Pakistan and Yemen.
He is best known for having a dih. [1] and also beatboxes or something
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>My fellow Soyteens, we must uhh... post gems or something
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Obama's distant relatives







