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Arabs are (((semites.)))
One of the most famous Ayrabs, Osama Bin Laden.

Arabs[a], (pronounced Ay-rabs) are Semitic peoples originating from some big desert in the middle east known as the Arabian peninsula, they speak Arabic and are usually Muslims, with some Christian populations in Egypt and the Levant, They live across the MENA (middle east north africa) region and also used to live in Spain and Portugal. Arabs originate from the Natufian Culture, and are very diverse. Genetically however, some Arabic speaking countries aren't actually Arab but are some other semetic ethnicity like Assyrian, Pheonician, Berberid or African.

Origin and relationship with Jews

Both Arabs & Jews are Semites (Jews being mixed with other Southern European components) , but the the Palestine mishap caused Arab hatred for Jews to grow exponentially; nowadays they're considered eternal enemies. but they are the nemesis of either due to Allah being unhappy with what Jews have done.

To put it in more specific terms; Both jews and arabs are descendants of abraham, who had two sons, Isaac (who would go on to birth Israel) and Ishmael. God had intended for abraham to miraculously impregnate Sarah (Abraham's sister, (yes semites are inbred) at a later age, but sarah became inpatient and told abraham to just have sex with an egyptian slave called Hagar. Of this was born Ishmael. Later, an angel spoke to sarah and told her she would give birth to a son, to wich she laughed given she was reaching 100 years old. But regardless she did become pregnant, and Isaac was born. Ishmael was larger and stronger than Isaac, and therefore bullied his brother. This upset Sarah to the point she demanded Hagar and her child were banished from the camp, and so they were banished to the desert of arabia were they would've died of thirst. Hagar cried out to God, and God intervened. He showed her a well that would later become the Zamzam Well in mecca, and the angel wich showed it to him gave her a blessing to her and her descendants "He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers."

This segment of the bible made muhamad's clitty leak not only because ment his entire race was descended from a sex slave, but that it was also a mistake. Therefore the Quran rewrites this segment of the bible to have Ishmael as both the always intended heir of abraham and have him undergo the same binding that Isaac did. Semites have always maintained a tradition of recording their lineage, so here it is by order from abraham to muhammad;

  1. Abraham
  2. Ishmael
  3. Nebianoth
  4. Hagar and Ishmael depicted as white for some unknown reason
    Yashjub
  5. Ya'rub
  6. Tarah
  7. Nahur
  8. Muqawwim
  9. Udad
  10. "countless generations"
  11. Adnan
  12. Ma'add
  13. Nizar
  14. Mudar
  15. Ilyas
  16. Mudrikah
  17. Khuzaimah
  18. Kinanah
  19. al-Nadir
  20. Malik
  21. Fihr
  22. Ghalib
  23. Lu'ay
  24. Ka'b
  25. Murrah
  26. Kilab
  27. Qusai
  28. Abd Manaf
  29. Hashim
  30. Abd al-Muttalib
  31. Abd Allah
  32. Muhammad

Legacy

An arab 'jak wearing a keffiyeh on his head

After an amazing[1] man named Muhammad (peace be upon him) started preaching Islam, Arabs BTFO'd everything from Portugal to Pakistan during the 7th century. That gave rise to a golden age with science and stuff (even though most of the contributors were from other ethnicities). But that's not to say arabs weren't important because there were some arab niggas like Ibn Khaldun who founded the field of sociology, while others like Ibn Rushd advanced theology far ahead of its time, which is pretty cool. Nowadays they just invade Europe and rape white women.

Famous Arabs

Canonically arab soyjaks

See also

Snopes

Notes

  1. also known as Ayrabs, Sandniggers, sandnogs, Middle-Easteners (If you're a p.c. faggot.) North-Africans, Nafris, Muzzies, MoHAMmed, Abdul, Angry Jews, Goat-fuckers, Dune-Coons, Sand-Coons, Mud-Coons, Mudslimes, Mudniggers, Mudsissies, Mudroaches, Terrorists, Rapefugees, Refugees, Immigrants, Desert-Dwellers, Sand-Chimps, Oil-Sellers, Oil-Monkeys, Sand-monkeys, Arapes, Arrapes, Sandapes, Sand-People, People of the Sand, Invaders, Suicide Bombers, Shitskins, African Pajeets, Towelheads, Pedo-Worshippers, Inbreds, Wife Beaters, Big Black Box Worshippers, HAMass, (((ISIS))), Talibans, Hamas, Al-qaeda, Hezbollah, Houthis, Fatah, Browns, Goat-fuckers, Suicide-Bombers, Pisslamists, Savages, Muslims, Islamists, Retarded Brown Jews, Muzzies, Jews Brown Retarded Cousins, Jews, Mizrahi Jews, Sephardic Jews, Berbers, Persians, Turks, Armenians, Sicilians, Spaniards, Portuguese, Italians[Marge...], Greeks and mostly are referred to as Arabic People <<what is blud waffling about
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