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The New Order: Last Days of Europe, more commonly shortened to TNO[Even though TNO actually stands for Total Nigger Obliteration], is a mod for Hearts of Iron IV. It is an alternative history which depicts a dystopian Europe (That is how Europe has always been however) after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially Kikes and Slavshits) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow.

The mod is deliberately designed so that it is near impossible to win as a non-democratic country, also, the known horse fucker soyboy Vaush helped as an "advisor" on the mod.

It used to be an aryan gem, but it has become coal due to all the gemmy content being removed. If you want a good version of the mod, there is a KiwiFarms fork of the mod that restores all the gem content. There is also TNO: Requiem, which actually adds good content to the game. Or, if you just want to experience the old spirit of what TNO used to be like, play The Fire Rises (TFR) instead.

On 22 July 2025, the /soy/ header was changed to a heckin wholesome TNO reference: "The Poop Order: Last Days of Niggers".[1]

The current dev team is so hated, there is a recurring thread/general on /vst/ on 4chan that is made up mostly by former devs and fans, who shit on the mod and make fun of the dev team. There is also a dedicated KiwiFarms thread that has over 900 pages as of August 2026.[2]

Thoughbeit,at least there are some gemmy countries in TNO. These include:

  • Burgundy ("hyper-aryan" branigger Nazi country run by Heinrich Himmler)
  • Aryan Brotherhood (chud Russian warlord led by Russian braniggers who larp as German aryans, also it can literally become Hyperborea)
  • West Russian Revolutionary Front (Tukhachevsky) (commies but BASED, they literally develop nukes and ebola against krauts which is keyed[it just is, ok?])
  • Omsk (extremely racist Russian warlord state that develops nukes and bio weapons to kill all Germans)
  • Yunnan (National Protection Army) (basically Chinese Omsk, who want to genocide all Japanese people, led by a man who was literally too angry to die)
  • Guangdong (Japanese corporate state in China, which is run by Sony, Cheung Kong, Fujitsu, Panasonic, or Hitachi. Also Nintendo is in there too for some reason.)

Despite this, there are occasionally some threads talking about TNO because some 'teens like it.[3]

On 8th July 2026, an anonymous TNO dev leaked a lot of in-development content (including a dev build) due to them being not progressive and wholesome enough (ev&doe most TNO devs are heckin valid trans xisters).[4]

Operation TTD: Total TNOtranny Death

Operation TTD: Total TNOtranny Death was a tragic Sharty failraid.Reason(s): Lost interest. May be re-attempted later.
Many of TNO's devs are trans by the way, if that matters

Due to the mod being incredibly coal, the mod creators have been doxed.[5]

The original creator "ThePinkPanzer" is a confirmed zoophile as during a Twitch stream he accidentally revealed his porn folder on his PC, which included bestiality art. He also groomed an intersex child named Chai and made a visual novel for him, where he is depicted as being wet and turned on. Fortunately, he is no longer a member of the TNO team🗝️ thanks to the efforts of a guy named Slackjawed back in 2021. And while he is no longer around, his legacy remains. ThePinkPanzer (now under the name LonelyKnightess) was 'oxed by Russians who raided the TNO discord after another troon, Pacifica (powerword Frederick Wakefield) banned all Slavs, and xer real name is Jacob Zaborowski. Xe looks like Volodymyr Zelensky (the president of Ukraine). Xe is a trans NAFO supporter, and is now developing a Crusader Kings 3 mod about vikings that no one plays. Both Pacifica and Panzer now work at Paradox Interactive, so make sure to report their previous behavior to Paradox HR.

Right now the mod is led by a faggot named Mango who keeps removing good content from the Panzer and Pacifica era because it's not heckin inclusive. Another dev, QuidProQuid is yet another tranny who does nothing but seethe about Richard Nixon on Twitter. Xheir lead janny, "Kateryna" is a literal pedophile groomer faggot who threatened a fan wiki with a lawsuit for republishing xer own words.

The Reddit janny team is full of anti-white nigger worshippers. Also fags like Corn just throw the word "cracker" around constantly due to their anti-white retardation.

On 7 October 2025, 4chan /vst/ and /raid/ teamed up to dox the TNO devs.[6] Soyteens attempted to get Kiwi Farms in on the raid but they refused due to trannies lurking in the thread at the time. Also a derailer on /vst/ (probably Kateryna xerself) kept trying to stall efforts. An attempt was also made to contact Russian TNO fans from VK to join the raid, but didn't go anywhere.

It ended in a nothingburger after 'teens lost interest with only one full 'ox being collected.

Doxes

WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILESYou can help by notifying the authorities, and ordering 'za to xheir houses
Pedo-meter 3000:

ThePinkPanzer

This person is a furry btw, if that matters
ThePinkPanzer, xhe looks like Zelensky after trooning out

Xe is a former U.S. marine btw if that matters.

Pacifica

Pacifica grooming a minor on the TNO dev 'cord

Mango

Mango was interviewed by some streamer btw[14]

QuoProQuid

  • Name: Barret B. or Martin Wren (?)
  • Location: Brooklyn, New York
  • Age: 37 (marge why is a 37-year old working on a mod whose dev team is majority underage?)

Jill

  • Name: Valentin Berchtold
  • Location: Munich, Germany, zip code 82346
  • Email: emailvale016@gmx.de
  • Discord: hystiklopp
  • IP: 46.244.253.83

Kateryna

  • Birthyear: 2006
  • Height: 169cm
  • Location: Sweden
  • Discord: otermi
  • Steam: k8termi (76561198181904658)

Lilian/Cliff Racer

  • Troon Name: Lilian Grace (Unknown)-eaux
  • Real Name: Matthew (Unknown)-eaux
  • Email: bronwhitehill@gmail.com
  • Birthyear: September 21, 1997
  • Location: Livingston, New Jersey
  • Height: 180cm

Afrandez

  • Location: Istanbul, Turkey
  • Email: pegasusares@windowslive.com
  • Twitter: https://x.com/AlpABingol[dead]
  • Discord: afrandez
  • IP: 159.146.100.17

ThatGuyNamedSeth

Alexmaths

  • Name: Alex Hemsley Lewis, Alex Sam? (less likely)
  • Location: Leicester, East Midlands, United Kingdom
  • Email: alexhlewis@hotmail.co.uk, Hemsleybros@gmail.com
  • Discord: alexmaths

ChrisProvidence

Miscellaneous emails

From here:[15]

  • ElvichuCondon@gmail.com - Spughatti (Jannie)
  • Lorenzorkitane@gmail.com - Marethyu (Jannie)
  • Hemsleybros@gmail.com - Alexmaths (Jannie)
  • enderblitz84@gmail.com - Ender (Jannie)
  • pikachuandpulterpup@gmail.com - Spar-kie (Jannie)
  • enderblitz84@gmail.com - Ender (Jannie)
  • pikachuandpulterpup@gmail.com - Spar-kie (Jannie)
  • angus.dresner@gmail.com - Curving (Dev)
  • mrm.einstein2004113@gmail.com - Einstein (Reddit Jannie)
  • dreadgrunt@yahoo.com - Dreadgrunt (Dev Lead)
  • rangeroswald@gmail.com - Panzer (troon)
  • Pacificavii@gmail.com - Pacifica (troon2)
  • zslayernslay@gmail.com - Heisenbee (Dev)
  • stefen.mink@gmail.com - SANS UNDERTALE (Dev)
  • gaijin.advanced@hotmail.com.au - Salty John (Dev Lead)
  • Tortlewriting@gmail.com - TheTortle (Dev Lead)
  • Raoultastisch@web.de - Raoul (Dev Lead)
  • Triggerspawn@gmail.com - Barge (Dev Lead)
  • trainsrg68@gmail.com - A Certain Pole (Dev Lead)
  • ElvichuCondon@gmail.com - Spughatti (Jannie)
  • Lorenzorkitane@gmail.com - Marethyu (Jannie)
  • Hemsleybros@gmail.com - Alexmaths (Jannie)
  • Corn Man#8467 @cursedaf1 cursedaf1@gmail.com
  • Xabiar#1022 @Xabiar xabiarauthor@gmail.com
  • KyivWorker#9963 Don't have one, yet quinlinosadczuk@gmail.com
  • Corn Man#8467 @cursedaf1 cursedaf1@gmail.com
  • The Dyketator#3920 I don't have one 42awesomesauce42@gmail.com
  • Britannia rules the waves#6229 Britannia Britannia.rules.the.waves.TNO@gmail.com
  • Cиний#1984 @Blue_the_Human comradeblueberry@gmail.com
  • EnderBlitz#1776 @Laika03 enderblitz84@gmail.com ( i hate this one exceptionally)
  • GeneralDoggo#0372 @GeneralDoggo badpiggies37@gmail.com
  • thread#2823 thread-hoi4 hoi4thread@gmail.com
  • News_12#9073 @cascott4 cascott4@gmail.com
  • mop#7182 @moppp emailmasterofparadox@gmail.com
  • The_Auracle448#7767 @atom1cauraguard1an atom1cauraguard1an@gmail.com
  • DruimNanDeur#0442 @DruimNanDeur conor.maclennan@gmail.com
  • ☼Kamerun☼#9120 No gitlab as of yet. Camgram3412@gmail.com GalacticPug07#0953 gp07tno@gmail.com
  • Daru#5069 @Duwang daru191407@gmail.com
  • Azhadron#0755 @azhadron1 combustiblelemons1@gmail.com
  • Matsuo_Basho#6529 @andy98822 andy98822@gmail.com
  • Gen. Danny V#6471 [I do not have a Gitlab Account] aryadaniel3@gmail.com
  • Danielle#2190 I don't have one danielle.rae@mail.mcgill.ca
  • IntegerZ#0209 @lordoftherings48 lordoftherings48@gmail.com
  • moieight#9884 @moieight moieight6@gmail.com
  • Fetti#9906 Fetti#9906 fettifireware@gmail.com
  • Hugh6734#8724 @hughmungus6734 hughmungus6734@gmail.com
  • LiteralMutt#3873 N/a takahashitetsuo75@gmail.com
  • Bottlecap#2484 Boomercap Bottlemodder@gmail.com

The Fire Rises

In 2019, a group of vatniks and mutt braniggers saw the heck'n wholesome 100 reddit schizofest that is TNO, and decided to make their own edition, now in the 2020s. In the mod, instead of shitty russian warlords we now have shitty schizo american warlord LARP group factions somehow gathering hundreds of thousands of members out of nowhere and splitting America apart. WAOW!!!!!!! The biggest cultural export of the TFR community has been that one eye candy Donald Trump edit[16] and the popularization of the retarded O9A / atomwaffen groups which were absolute nobodies before the mod came out

Thoughbeit in 2023, one of TFR's devs couped the TNO: Requiem mod (then called Brave New World), deleted the server and mod and told everyone to go play TFR instead, causing a seetherald (but TNO: Requiem and TFR are now on friendly terms due to mutual hatred for the TNO Mango clique).

By 2025, The Fire Rises overtook TNO in popularity due to the latter constantly shooting itself in the foot by removing content for "muh realism", as it was already discussed in the article.

Also, The Fire Rises 'cord server maintains a strict prohibition of 'jaks🔒.

The mod got banned in Canada.

The Second American Civil War

The main point of the TFR mod is that a worse COVID-19 Pandemic and an oil crisis due to a civil war breaking out in Saudi Arabia lead to far greater tensions around the 2020 US election. No matter who wins, the country falls into civil war. While the Second American Civil War breaks the United States into a thrembillion pieces, there are really only six playable factions:


Other Playable Countries

In addition to the United States' successor states, there are five other playable countries around the world.

Snopes

TNO
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Do we even know, who is this Snarky Snappy person or website?

Trolling groups

AnonymousCIAGNAAKKKKiwi FarmsNSSrDrama

soyjak.party (snarky.snappy)