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'''Indonesia''' is yet another [[SNCA]] third world country (ev&oe it's not considered third-world) from [[Southeast Asia]]. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated [[Mudslime]] country in the world). Despite their size, they are culturally irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? Yeah, that's what we thought. (Bandung, [[Jak]]arta, Banda Aceh)


Indonesia is yet another third world country from Southeast Asia. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated [[Islam|Muslim]] country in the world). Despite their size, they are irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. They're not as common and overbearing as [[China|chinks]], they're not as obnoxious as [[India|pajeets]], and they're not as awesome as [[USA|AmeriGODS]]. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? (Jakarta, Surabaya, Bandung). Yeah, that's what we thought.
So what's even going in Indonesia? Well, aside from plantations [[or something]], there are a few answers, but none of them paint Indonesia in a particularly good light, see below:


So what the hell does Indonesia even do? Well, there are a few answers, but none of them paint them in a particularly good light, see below:
== Degeneracy ==
=== Braniggers ===
Indonesia is no stranger to [[branigger]]s, in fact it has the highest rate of braniggers in all of Southeast Asia; even higher than [[Philippines]]. Most accounts you see online larping as based neo-[[Nazi]]s are in fact jarty subhuman shitskins from the slums of Jakarta.


== Degeneracy ==
Whenever one of these subhuman shitskins tries to larp about being a Nazi online, remind them that the [[Netherlands|Dutch]] saw them as too primitive to even try teaching the Dutch language to.
 
Additionally, they love shilling their branigger leader [[Jartycuck|Suharto]] because he was "right wing" and "killed [[Communism|commies]]"; however, this doesn't change the fact that he was a literal zogbot who took [[CIA]] and [[Israel]]i shekels to do so, and under his rule Indonesia remained an impoverished jartycuck shithole (which it always will be because they are subhuman brown muslim retards).


=== Thugposting ===
=== Thugposting ===
Although they're not the inventors of [[Thugshaker|thugposting]], thugs (or in plain English, gay niggers) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, [[Though|although]] all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like Dreamybull.
Although they're not the inventors of [[Thugshaker|thugposting]], thugs (or in plain English, [[gay]] [[nigger]]s) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, [[Though|although]] all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like [[Nigger|Dreamybull]].


=== Baby Monkey Torture ===
=== [[Baby Monkey Torture]] ===
{{See Also|[[Baby Monkey Torture]]}}
Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many [[Southeast Asia]]n countries, most of it comes from this shitstain of a country. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up BMT videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads [[The Amazing Nigger Circus|drilled]] in by [[jartycuck|some retarded zoosadist third-worlder]]).  
Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many countries in Southeast Asia, one of the most common nations they are produced in is Indonesia. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up monkey videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads drilled in by some dumbass third-worlder).  


=== 'P ===
=== [['P]] ===
On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden [[‘P|child porn]] ring on [[YouTube]]. <ref>https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7061444</ref> The gist of it was pretty simple, there would be YouTube channels that uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with leet). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site, but will download 'p to your computer after approximately 15 seconds. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022. Indonesians love to tell each other the video has links to 'p in the comments by spamming "P", likely to help drive up engagement.
On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden [['P|child porn]] ring on [[YouTube]].<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7061444}} ([{{Deadlink|https://archive.ph/dBOqR}} archive.today])</ref> The gist of it was pretty simple, certain YouTube channels uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with l33t [[or something]]). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site, but will download 'p to your computer after approximately 15 seconds. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022. Indonesians love to tell each other the video has links to 'p in the comments by spamming "P", likely to help drive up engagement.


If you see this type of content, report it to [https://report.iwf.org.uk/id_en/ the IWF], as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.
If you see this type of content, report it to [https://report.iwf.org.uk/id_en/ the IWF], as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.


== References ==
== In popular culture ==
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=== [[Skibidi Toilet]] ===
Indonesian kids are the biggest fans of skibidi toilet, it got so out of hand that Indonesian media outlets coined the term "Skibidi Toilet syndrome" due to their obsession with it. Due to this, [[Baby|gen alpha]] Indonesians are classified as honorary [[aryans]].
 
=== [[Barack Obama|Barack Hussein Obama]] (Barry Soweto) ===
<s>Barry Soweto, more commonly referred to as Barack Obama, is an Indonesian-American immigrant who somehow became president of the United States because [[niggers]] wanted free money</s> Fake conspiracy theory that endangers our democracy
 
=== [[SNCA:Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Tung Tung Tung Sahur]] ===
Tung Tung Tung Sahur is an [[Generative AI|AI]] [[Content farm|Italian Brainrot]] creature [[SNCA|that is based off an Indonesian slit drum named "kentongan" that is used to wake people for sahur meals on Ramadan.]] [[Or something|or something]]
 
==Kapten Batubara==
[[File:Indo stickies on soy.png|thumb|Translated from Filipino: "Hello, I am Kapten Batubara, I am announcing, we took your domain to use it according to our wish. "FDL" will now become "FILIPINO DEFENSE LEAGUE""]]
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'''Kapten Batubara''' ([[Captain Coal]] in Indonesian) is the alias of an Indonesian individual who held the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] hostage for a while on April 22, 2024 by having soyjak.party redirect to an unknown site owned by someone by the name of Kaito Saikyo. It is unknown if Kapten Batubara and Kaito Saikyo are the same person or not and even if Kapten Batubara is actually Indonesian, as their ransom message was in Filipino rather than Indonesian and mentions a 'Filipino Defense League'. Also Kaito Saikyo(u<ref>{{Quote|>source???}} - remember that Tokyo is really Toukyou. it's common to drop that u</ref>) is just a Japanese sentence fragment. It's カイト最強 meaning "Kaito (is the) Strongest" like the fucking Vocaloid. Regardless of what character Kaito refers to it's definitely some [[tranime]] shit. 最強 / saikyo(u) is a common word used by otaku and (at least its translation) by Western weeaboos. Think touhoufags with [[Cirno]]. It's a really [[Autism|autistic]] way of speaking and the word isn't used like that by human beings.
 
== Islands ==
===Java===
The capital rests here. Despite its size, this is the most populated island in the world.
 
The programming language [[Java]] was named after it.
 
===Bali===
The tourism center. Full of [[larp]]ing [[women|white women]] who want to unlock their inner chakra [[or something]] (this island is hinduist (extremely different than the [[jeets]] type)).
=== Sumatra ===
The westernmost island in the country. Also home to the city of Medan. The northern part of Sumatra (North Sumatra) is full [[Jew|Israel]] supporters, especially the Bataknese [[Trump|Evangelical Christians]]. Other than that it is entirely [[SNCA]].
=== Borneo ===
The biggest island in Indonesia, which isn't even entirely controlled by Indonesia because of the [[Eternal Anglo|British]].
=== Papua ===
{{Nigger}}
Papua is an even bigger shitstain [[jartycuck]] shithole than the rest of the country. It is entirely inhabited by [[nigger]] [[Asians|chinks]], who are [[best known for]] [[cannibalism]] and getting [[Rape|raped]] by the Indonesian military. Yet another Indonesia [[fail]] since half of it is it's own country.
 
== History ==
[[Fact|The history of Indonesia is really boring.]]
 
[[Fail|In the 1200s the Mongols tried to invade, but they were kicked out]] by the Majapahit, who then proceeded to [[nothing ever happens|do nothing]] for 300 years. In the 1500s a bunch of [[Arabs|sandniggers]] showed up and converted the people there. [[The Netherlands|The Dutch]] then showed up and [[Rape|raped]] them until the 1940s when they were BTFO by [[Japan|Japs]]. Then the Japs were BTFO by [[Australia]] and kicked out and Indonesia became it's own country. Nowadays the country is a [[niggerhell]].(ev&oe it's technically chiggerhell)
 
[[Tanzanite|THIS PAGE HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED BY AN ACTVAL INDONESIAN:
TRVE]]
 
^kek who even are you?
 
== Football/soccer national team ==
 
The national team is full of Dutch players because the team is so bad, PSSI had naturalized Dutch players of Indonesian decent. Examples: [https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Thom_Haye Thom Haye], [https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Diks Kevin Diks], [https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Pelupessy Joey Pelupessy], and [https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Maarten_Paes Maarten Paes (Doesn't even have Indonesian blood geg)], also an Aussie kid called [[wikipedia:Mathew_Baker_(footballer)|Matthew Baker]] (I hope he never gets groomed by [[der' cord]] pedos).
 
== See also ==
* [[Philippines]]
* [[Creator]]
{{Reflist}}{{Coal killing soy}}
{{Countries}}

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Indonesia is yet another SNCA third world country (ev&oe it's not considered third-world) from Southeast Asia. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated Mudslime country in the world). Despite their size, they are culturally irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? Yeah, that's what we thought. (Bandung, Jakarta, Banda Aceh)

So what's even going in Indonesia? Well, aside from plantations or something, there are a few answers, but none of them paint Indonesia in a particularly good light, see below:

Degeneracy[edit | edit source]

Braniggers[edit | edit source]

Indonesia is no stranger to braniggers, in fact it has the highest rate of braniggers in all of Southeast Asia; even higher than Philippines. Most accounts you see online larping as based neo-Nazis are in fact jarty subhuman shitskins from the slums of Jakarta.

Whenever one of these subhuman shitskins tries to larp about being a Nazi online, remind them that the Dutch saw them as too primitive to even try teaching the Dutch language to.

Additionally, they love shilling their branigger leader Suharto because he was "right wing" and "killed commies"; however, this doesn't change the fact that he was a literal zogbot who took CIA and Israeli shekels to do so, and under his rule Indonesia remained an impoverished jartycuck shithole (which it always will be because they are subhuman brown muslim retards).

Thugposting[edit | edit source]

Although they're not the inventors of thugposting, thugs (or in plain English, gay niggers) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, although all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like Dreamybull.

Baby Monkey Torture[edit | edit source]

Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many Southeast Asian countries, most of it comes from this shitstain of a country. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up BMT videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads drilled in by some retarded zoosadist third-worlder).

'P[edit | edit source]

On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden child porn ring on YouTube.[1] The gist of it was pretty simple, certain YouTube channels uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with l33t or something). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site, but will download 'p to your computer after approximately 15 seconds. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022. Indonesians love to tell each other the video has links to 'p in the comments by spamming "P", likely to help drive up engagement.

If you see this type of content, report it to the IWF, as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

Skibidi Toilet[edit | edit source]

Indonesian kids are the biggest fans of skibidi toilet, it got so out of hand that Indonesian media outlets coined the term "Skibidi Toilet syndrome" due to their obsession with it. Due to this, gen alpha Indonesians are classified as honorary aryans.

Barack Hussein Obama (Barry Soweto)[edit | edit source]

Barry Soweto, more commonly referred to as Barack Obama, is an Indonesian-American immigrant who somehow became president of the United States because niggers wanted free money Fake conspiracy theory that endangers our democracy

Tung Tung Tung Sahur[edit | edit source]

Tung Tung Tung Sahur is an AI Italian Brainrot creature that is based off an Indonesian slit drum named "kentongan" that is used to wake people for sahur meals on Ramadan. or something

Kapten Batubara[edit | edit source]

Translated from Filipino: "Hello, I am Kapten Batubara, I am announcing, we took your domain to use it according to our wish. "FDL" will now become "FILIPINO DEFENSE LEAGUE""

Kapten Batubara (Captain Coal in Indonesian) is the alias of an Indonesian individual who held the Sharty hostage for a while on April 22, 2024 by having soyjak.party redirect to an unknown site owned by someone by the name of Kaito Saikyo. It is unknown if Kapten Batubara and Kaito Saikyo are the same person or not and even if Kapten Batubara is actually Indonesian, as their ransom message was in Filipino rather than Indonesian and mentions a 'Filipino Defense League'. Also Kaito Saikyo(u[2]) is just a Japanese sentence fragment. It's カイト最強 meaning "Kaito (is the) Strongest" like the fucking Vocaloid. Regardless of what character Kaito refers to it's definitely some tranime shit. 最強 / saikyo(u) is a common word used by otaku and (at least its translation) by Western weeaboos. Think touhoufags with Cirno. It's a really autistic way of speaking and the word isn't used like that by human beings.

Islands[edit | edit source]

Java[edit | edit source]

The capital rests here. Despite its size, this is the most populated island in the world.

The programming language Java was named after it.

Bali[edit | edit source]

The tourism center. Full of larping white women who want to unlock their inner chakra or something (this island is hinduist (extremely different than the jeets type)).

Sumatra[edit | edit source]

The westernmost island in the country. Also home to the city of Medan. The northern part of Sumatra (North Sumatra) is full Israel supporters, especially the Bataknese Evangelical Christians. Other than that it is entirely SNCA.

Borneo[edit | edit source]

The biggest island in Indonesia, which isn't even entirely controlled by Indonesia because of the British.

Papua[edit | edit source]

🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

Papua is an even bigger shitstain jartycuck shithole than the rest of the country. It is entirely inhabited by nigger chinks, who are best known for cannibalism and getting raped by the Indonesian military. Yet another Indonesia fail since half of it is it's own country.

History[edit | edit source]

The history of Indonesia is really boring.

In the 1200s the Mongols tried to invade, but they were kicked out by the Majapahit, who then proceeded to do nothing for 300 years. In the 1500s a bunch of sandniggers showed up and converted the people there. The Dutch then showed up and raped them until the 1940s when they were BTFO by Japs. Then the Japs were BTFO by Australia and kicked out and Indonesia became it's own country. Nowadays the country is a niggerhell.(ev&oe it's technically chiggerhell)

THIS PAGE HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED BY AN ACTVAL INDONESIAN: TRVE

^kek who even are you?

Football/soccer national team[edit | edit source]

The national team is full of Dutch players because the team is so bad, PSSI had naturalized Dutch players of Indonesian decent. Examples: Thom Haye, Kevin Diks, Joey Pelupessy, and Maarten Paes (Doesn't even have Indonesian blood geg), also an Aussie kid called Matthew Baker (I hope he never gets groomed by der' cord pedos).

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7061444[dead] ([https://archive.ph/dBOqR[dead] archive.today])
  2. >source??? - remember that Tokyo is really Toukyou. it's common to drop that u
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