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Branalyzer
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Branalyzer is (((Jewish))).
Branalyzer is iron.| Branalyzer | |
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| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | SoyBooru |
| Creator | Smoot |
| SoyBooru posts |  12 As of December 5, 2025 |
| Based on | Brandon |
Branalyzer is a nusubvariant based on Brandon, with a smug, elongated face and a long nose.
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To be researched: Are there any existing archives of these threads? Can (You) help us?While the most common version of this variant was created on the 'ru there were 2 threads on /soy/ a few days prior asking for help making it but it is unknown if these were archived.
The variant is supposed to represent Jews or pretentious people[1]. The reason it's called "'Branalyzer'" is apparently because it's analyzing you. The name comes from the user Dunchenman(this nigger repainted the same image 5 times).
It is loosely based of a picture of an unidentified kike wearing a labubu while posing with a model.
It seemingly resembles cobbert.
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