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Branalyzer

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Branalyzer is iron.
Branalyzer
Soyjak subvariant
OriginSoyBooru
Booru posts 11 As of November 11, 2025
Based onBrandon
CreatorSmoot

Branalyzer is a nusubvariant based on Brandon, with a smug, elongated face and a long nose.

Info[edit | edit source]

There is not much to say about this subvariant, other than that it was created on the 'ru and is supposed to represent Jews or pretentious people[1]. The reason it's called "'Branalyzer'" is apparently because it's analyzing you. The name comes from the user Dunchenman(this nigger repainted the same image 5 times).

It seemingly resembles cobbert.

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  1. ↑ In the comments you can see the creator pointing out that the subvariant is jewish probably because of his big nose
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