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Lactoriajak
Lactoriajak is a soyjak variant who is known for his oddly-shaped head that looks like a piece of raisin and looks like a brainlet soyjak, having a similar role to Parrotjak. This variant was traced from a Longhorn cowfish (Lactoria cornuta), making its similarity to Parrotjak much greater because both were also traced from fishes. It is also one of the few post-Soyset 'jaks to not originate from either /soy/ or /r/.
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Hairless
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Neutral
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Ditto, but hairless too
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Lactoriajak holding a phone
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The 'zas are ordered!