Wormmutt
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 Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
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Wormmutt is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
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| SoyBooru posts | 5 |
| Based on | Worms and Meximutt |
| Nationality | Earthwormtopia |
Wormutt is one of the rarest surface-level soyjaks known to soy; it has been recognised as posted a mere 5 times, and its variants only once each. Wormmutt is a rare and elusive soyjak; its meaning is incomprehensible to the untrained mind. Only high-level oldfags with years on the job could really know for sure what it means. There are several proposals for the true meaning of this soyjak. It has been confirmed to have been created sometime between 1776 and 2025; this time frame should help (you) narrow things down and find the true meaning/use of this soyjak, because, as mentioned, as of now it is truly unknown.
History[edit | edit source]
As mentioned previously the Wormmutt's history is very mysterious and possibly dangerous. His creation has to of been between the writing declaration of independence and constitution and present- we know this because of months and months of research done by expert historians o algo.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Xis facial features include relatively thick lips surrounded by a strange amount of wormy flesh, a large nose with a prominently round end, eyes that protrude from the side of his head similar to a hammerhead shark. He has a long neck with a very prominent adam's apple and a head that the resembles the tip of a baby bottle. He has a determined look on his face, and like many other soyjaks is staring at an unknown object in the distance.
What we do know[edit | edit source]
- the image itself depicts a worm with Meximutt like features, staring into the unseen distance.
- Wormmutt is a variant of Meximutt, but it has absolutely nothing to do with Mexico or any other country for that matter.
- It was involved in the 1919 black sox scandal.
- It is estimated to have appeared on the party at least 5 times.
- it has two 'ki'd variants: Wormaryan and Female Wormmutt.
Hypothesized use cases[edit | edit source]
Bait-[edit | edit source]
it is possible that this image used by soy fisherman to symbolize it being bait
By worms-[edit | edit source]
it is possible that this image is only posted once the user has been confirmed to be an actual earthworm to let other people know they are an earthworm, however this is unlikely
To show a love for worms-[edit | edit source]
contrary to popular belief they ARE in fact fans of earthworms, perhaps it is used by these people the same people gay men use symbols and signs to let people in the know know they are gay.
Red herring theory-[edit | edit source]
it is possible that this image was created for the sole purpose of encouraging people to waste their time trying to figure out its meaning, even though it has none.
CIA theory-[edit | edit source]
It is a possibility that this image is meant for warfare, and is designed to make the victim want to collect as many worms as they can.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The creature that likely inspired the Wormmutt's creation. -
IAS version of the Wormmutts non-worm counterpart.
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